Security Level: Two
Assignment: Nutritionist, Humanoid containment and Researcher (Culinary)
Mister Flames seems only mildly eccentric compared to others at Site-17, but do not be fooled. His culinary attempts at "weapons-grade" chili have been stymied by the lack of invulnerable Crock Pots™, but that does not prevent him from trying. Fortunately, Mister Flames restricts his research to his laboratory, and maintains the strict dietary needs of those under his care.
I'd be happy to work with you if you weren't asking for peppers with enough capsaicin to cause second-degree chemical burns on contact. I offered to help build a better Capsicum, not engineer a biological weapon. — Photosynthetic
Dammit, and I just managed to get a ceramic pot that could handle it. And it's not like I want only capsaicin, for that matter. Flavor matters! — Flames
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