mlister's semi-ill-advised Author Page

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Recovered material, believed to be a representation of Mlister. Note similarity to work from Zhange.1

So.

Uh,

Hi.

This is my author page. It's kinda weird and meta.

As you might be able to tell, I'm not exactly sure where to take it.

I'll just plonk down my stuff.

Ignore all this awkward "white" space.

Name: Emma Lister

Security Clearance: 3 and a half.

D.O.B: Eternally Middle-aged.

Height: Perfectly average.

Weight: Imperfectly average.

Relationship Status Married to science… but is a polygamist, and thus is also married to crippling loneliness.

Favorite Color: Harlequin.

Handedness: Depends on time of day.

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn.

Profile: I don't know, I've been making this up on the spot. Why did I get an author avatar? Why did I have to shoehorn them into my first article? I don't know, it seemed right. It wasn't even "Emma Lister" at first, it was Matthew Lister or something like that, y'know, since AA's typically share your gender. Check 2514's history. I actually changed it on a whim, since someone pointed out that her name is a better pun. Ignoring the fact that I pronounce my name rhyming with "blister". Joke's on them, I came to terms with my own gender fluidity recently! Anyway, I have no idea what to do with this character. She's… into horses? She's stationed at Area-12? I don't know, if you have any good ideas, toss them my way.

[DATA EXPUNGED]

and that's all i wrote.

Wait,

What do you mean Scantron already did this joke?

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