News for April 2018

Welcome to Spring, and of course, to April's site news!

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Featured Articles

  • The featured articles for April were SCP-2409 ("Lost Precinct) by Michael AtreusMichael Atreus, Ethics by fieldstonefieldstone , and The Lord of Endowments by sirpuddingsirpudding. In the first the Foundation has to worry about an out of control building, in the second a man must confront all of his sins, and in the third we see a divine being obsessed with the ascension of humanity.

Event Featured Articles

The theme for the month of April was currency!

  • In SCP-2190 ("Phone calls from Mom") by PeppersGhostPeppersGhost, a mother doesn't know when to stop, even in death.
  • In SCP-2855 ("Mr. Money") by TyGentlyTyGently, a person can be transferred for goods or services.
  • In SCP-1442 ("Incorporated") by MeserachMeserach, corporate America gets a mind of its own.

Week of April 1st:

SCPs

  • SCP-3615 ("Depressed Divine Demon of Diptera & Diarrhea") - "In a Type-H Event, SCP-3615 will emit an aerosol of fecal matter, ignite, and materialize SCP-3615-1." Written by mlistermlister.
  • SCP-3884 ("Gunmetal Gary Puts the Peddle to the Metal") - "NOW YOU CAN DEFEND YOURSELF AND YOUR LOVED ONES WITH THESE EXCELLENT SHOOTERS AND BLOWEMUPS!" Written by CadaverCommanderCadaverCommander.
  • SPC-2935 - ("O, Fin") "♩Eeeeverything you know is shark! Man is fish, land is sea, and light is dark!♩" Written by ShaggydredlocksShaggydredlocks.
  • SCP-3775 ("Evobasa Woleb") - But who is the erased and who is the eraser? Written by ObserverSeptemberObserverSeptember.
  • SCP-V1L3-J ("A VILE Machine") - Object Class: (Not) Safe (For Work) Written by StallmanticStallmantic.
  • SCP-3441 ("Probability Trees") - "Probabilitea" Written by Dr AersDr Aers.
  • SCP-2958 ("Marooned") - Life is an ocean, full of different roads. Written by PentonPenton.
  • SCP-3944 ("Memory Is Fleeting") - Just on the tip of my tongue. Written by Electro_DaddyElectro_Daddy.
  • SCP-3676 ("The Multiversal Megapede") - "SCP-3676 is an abnormally large specimen of Harpaphe haydeniana, or cyanide millipede, estimated to be at least 1.5 kilometres in length and around 5 metres in diameter." Written by MaliceAforethoughtMaliceAforethought.
  • SCP-3502 ("The Kangaroo Sign") - Kangaroo Jack has really gotten out of hand. Written by TheManhattenProjectTheManhattenProject, rewritten by ZynZyn.
  • SCP-3540 ("Don't Queer the Reaper") - Who would have guessed the grim reapers could make such good chicken Parmesan. Written by trettertretter.
  • SCP-3189 ("For The Man Who Has Everything") - What is money to the man who becomes a god? Written by DrChandraDrChandra.
  • SCP-3926 ("Saturday Evenings with your host, Tyal'k'nec!") - “SCP-3926 is an anomalous TV talk show dubbed Saturday Evenings with your host, Tyal'k'nec! hosted by a reptilian humanoid, referred to as Tyal'k'nec.” Written by Krag-JorgensenKrag-Jorgensen.
  • SCP-3949 ("Welcome to the Internet") - The first time that MTF made up of obsessive internet nerds actually came in handy. Written by WerylliumWeryllium.
  • SCP-3447 ("Trumpets of Jericho") - I think the G is a little out of tune. Written by J E S T E RJ E S T E R.
  • SCP-3714 ("Jiangshi's Ring") - A rather irritated possessing ring. Written by DrMagnusDrMagnus.
  • SCP-3369 ("A Living Joke") - Some jokes just want a little company. Written by Jim NorthJim North and Aleph-NullAleph-Null
  • SCP-3373 ("Our Whole Universe was in a Hot Dense State") - “We're all dead here, bazinga boy. Dead and trapped. So dance for me.” Written by RimpleRimple.
  • SCP-3551 ("Dr. Wondertainment's Inflatable Invasion") - "Well, now you can! You can take part in the conquest of Earth with Dr. Wondertainment's Inflatable Invasion pack!" Written by BaronjoeBaronjoe.
  • SCP-3243 ("The Green Warden") - All the world on the back of one slug. Written by BardeenBardeen and ZynZyn.
  • SCP-3832 ("Surprise Pillow Fight") - The greatest pillow fighter of all time. Written by VeiedhimaedhrVeiedhimaedhr.
  • SCP-3975 ("Save the Oreos") - "SCP-3975 is an anomalous phenomenon that manifests within the territory of Canada, centered around a nonexistent government department referred to as the "Department of Oreo Conservation"." Written by ObserverSeptemberObserverSeptember.
  • SCP-3853 ("Imperium") - The sun will never set on the Roman Empire. Written by ch00bakkach00bakka.
  • SCP-3247 ("A Magic Mime and his Mighty Morphin' Method Acting Spider Kids") - Silent and deadly. Written by ShaggydredlocksShaggydredlocks.

Tales

Misc

Week of April 8th:

SCPs

  • SCP-3951 ("Doggone It") - "SCP-3951: (SCP-3951 removes its paw and addresses the Golden Retriever.) You let them castrate you!? They were supposed to be your snacks!" Written by AbsentmindedNihilistAbsentmindedNihilist.
  • SCP-3543 ("One, Two, Four") - When you need more people to do basic tasks, just clone yourself! No way that can go wrong, right? Written by Illyrias_Acolyte does not match any existing user name.
  • SCP-3955 ("Fit…for a bit.") - "SCP-3955 was approximately twelve meters from the entrance of the chamber when it stumbled; video feed showed an onset of aging, apparent death, and rapid decomposition over 0.084 seconds." Written by ApoplexicApoplexic.
  • SCP-3246 ("A Nice Old Lady") - AKA: 'Wholesome Nana Crosstest '. Written by ShaggydredlocksShaggydredlocks.
  • SCP-3929 ("boner pill by dado") - "hevens to betsy i just want to nut" Written by djkaktusdjkaktus.
  • SCP-3701 ("All the Time in the World") - Travel through time with the turn of a clock. Written by JimmyJoJRJimmyJoJR.
  • SCP-3862 ("Portrait of a Princess with a Pistol") - Sometimes, even paintings get tired of the Foundation's shit. Written by AquaBlackAquaBlack.
  • SCP-3264 ("Causeless Effect") - The echo of a person who shouldn't be there. Written by CyrusFiredawnCyrusFiredawn.
  • SCP-3672 ("Why are there so many songs about rainbows?") - I am just tired and simply wish to fade. Written by LordStonefishLordStonefish.
  • SCP-3724 ("Guard Puppies") - Death by puppies. Written by FreeceFreece.
  • Site-3408 ("Welcome to Site-3408") - "Site-3408 is the latest resort, day-spa, and containment facility to be opened by the fine people of the SCP Foundation." Written by Jim NorthJim North.
  • SCP-3967 ("Paul the Living Balloon") - "SCP-3967 is an animate, humanoid-shaped balloon standing at approximately 1.4 meters and is matte black in color." Written by LosViderLosVider.
  • SCP-3491 ("[UNTITLED TSURU]") - "Within five centimeters, the charge generated between an approaching object and SCP-3491 becomes strong enough to result in the complete dissolution of matter." Written by dalopondalopon.
  • SCP-3449 ("The Things Left Unsaid") - "" Captain KirbyCaptain Kirby.
  • SCP-3309 ("Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away") - How to get banned from the SCP Wiki. Written by FloppyPhoenixFloppyPhoenix and PhamtomGuyPhamtomGuy.
  • SCP-2128046979-J ("You don't know her, she works at a different Site!") - "Failure to reaffirm belief in SCP-2128046979-J might result in an EXGF-Class End Of Relationship scenario for Junior Researcher Jimmy." Written by TieflingTiefling.
  • SCP-3208 ("YKHN") - Somehow, sleep paralysis is made worse. Written by Doctor CimmerianDoctor Cimmerian and djkaktusdjkaktus.

Tales

GOI Formats

  • Critter Profile: Caddy! - [Wilson's Wildlife] " So what does Caddy do to stay off the menu? When she feels threatened, she clusters all her fish together to form a giant sea monster!" Written by RecursiveRecursionRecursiveRecursion.

Misc

Week of April 15th:

SCPs

  • SCP-3826 ("The Definition of Technophobia") - "The civilization within SCP-3826 centers around the consistency of a hatred of technology. Instances of SCP-3826-1 will violently attack any individuals who have exhibited using technology developed after the year 1870."Written by DrCarollDrCaroll.
  • SCP-3211 ("There is No Canon") - You have six minutes of truth and after that, only confusion. Written by CroquemboucheCroquembouche.
  • SCP-3563 ("Lemonabe, 25¢!") - Selling lemonade is a slippery slope to the organ trade market. Written by whomstdveWormwhomstdveWorm.
  • SCP-3503 ("Panic is Pure, Trauma is True, Suffering is Sweet, and Death's a Delight") - "In stage 2, infected individuals begin to develop a positive opinion of their PTSD." Written by ZzuxonZzuxon.
  • SCP-3241 ("The SS Sommerfeld") - "The SRA is a tiger that we use to tame monsters. We think we've domesticated it. We think it's our pet. But a pet tiger is still a tiger." Written by The Great HippoThe Great Hippo.
  • SCP-3259 ("Verminous Ark") - "But his torso, neck to waist, was a hole. He was hollow. Some rats were still inside him, squirming around." Written by MegalomaniacInchwormMegalomaniacInchworm.
  • SCP-3641 ("Remember Apollo-99 Nased") - Sorry Elon, but it seems the journey to mars has a few anomalous bumps. Written by DrCarollDrCaroll.
  • SCP-3598 ("Bishop's Glen Memorial Park") - The leaves are pretty but the park is empty. Written by Toa_VineToa_Vine.
  • SCP-3258 ("God Killers") - Phagocytosis of the divine. Written by Wildman8Wildman8.
  • SCP-3295 ("Thank You For Smoking") - I know some people like smoking, but is the installation of physics bending smoke rooms really necessary? Written by ObserverSeptemberObserverSeptember.
  • SCP-3216 ("Three Buildings in New York City") - 'Three rooms contained equipment most likely used for surgical procedures. The four remaining each contained five cots, three containers of an unknown red liquid, and eight human skeletons." Written by rumetzenrumetzen.
  • SCP-3312 ("OwO what's this?") - "ATF's current interests have become involved with the anthropomorphic animal enthusiast community, more commonly referred to as the "furry fandom". Written by Dog TeethDog Teeth.
  • SCP-3927 ("The Fancy Mouse") - "SCP-3927 is a taxidermied house mouse (Mus musculus, also known as "fancy mouse") wearing a top hat, a monocle over the left eye, and black polished shoes." Written by DaveyTheDuckDaveyTheDuck and ZynZyn.
  • SCP-3327 ("Soviet Bunker(s)") - Repeat something long enough and it grows strange to the tongue. Written by DrMorrisDrMorris.
  • SCP-3425 ("The Joy of Creation") - What the state of the body matters not, only the mind. Written by ShoesMafiaShoesMafia.
  • SCP-3761 ("The War of the Squirrels") - No amount of preparation can prepare you for the insanuty that will occur here. Written by WestrinWestrin.
  • SCP-3219 ("This Sour Earth") - Secrets lay buried, just beneath the ground. Written by The Great HippoThe Great Hippo.
  • SCP-3473 ("The Son of the Sun") - A misshapen star trapped upon our world. Written by Yohan-Gas-MaskYohan-Gas-Mask.
  • SCP-3822 (No Title.) - "SCP-3822 designates a political and militant organization believed to be of extraterrestrial or extradimensional origin." Written by kingpogankingpogan.
  • SCP-3924 ("Silent Honour Ark") - A submarine of some sort, which appears to be quite territorial. Written by Jack IkeJack Ike.
  • SCP-2983 ("Stars, We Are") - A buddha head and Saturn, love in its purest form. Written by Sir BaubiusSir Baubius.

Tales

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Week of April 22nd:

SCPs

  • SCP-3594 ("Genesis Ulcer") - " SCP-3594 is an entity that claims to be a wart located on the back of an adult male Ceratophrys, henceforth designated as SCP-3594-A." Written by whomstdveWormwhomstdveWorm.
  • SCP-3363 ("The Citizen Kane of Lightning-induced Reality TV") - A Thousand Ways to Die Special: Featuring YOU! Written by MortosMortos.
  • SCP-3716 ("Boned Beyond Belief") - The power to deglove my entire body is not a power I want at all. Written by MaliceAforethoughtMaliceAforethought.
  • SCP-1094-EX ("Between A Rock And A Hard Place") - Space has its eye on us. Written by MrBazzleMrBazzle.
  • SCP-3893 ("I'm Going to Have a Motherfucking Meltdown") - As it turns out, using a radioactive human as a nuclear fuel source isn't the best of ideas. Written by CadaverCommanderCadaverCommander.
  • SCP-3573 ("The Rubedo Reserve Oinopoeic Sublimator") - The Alagaddan champaign has always been celebrated for its excellence. Written by ch00bakkach00bakka.
  • SCP-3815 ("Elena the Ever-Present") - "SCP-3815 is an entity whose immediate location is solely dependent upon being in the sightline of the nearest human being, disregarding itself." Written by DrRosencrantzDrRosencrantz.
  • SCP-3881 ("A Disregarded Proposal") - "Not a 001" Written by Dr AersDr Aers.
  • SCP-3589 ("Second Amendment") - Better keep this one at arm's length. Written by WerylliumWeryllium.
  • SCP-3696 ("The Greatest Attractor") - "Measurements taken of SCP-3696 suggest that it is a highly localized concentration of mass many thousands of times more massive than the Milky Way galaxy." Written by Doctor CullmannDoctor Cullmann.
  • SCP-3708 ("Crows Unanswered") - Waiting for a response which will never be. Written by Dr VaughnDr Vaughn.
  • SCP-3353 ("Secrets for Sweets") - The truth is sweeter than pastries, but nearly as tasty. Written by ZynZyn.
  • SCP-3767 ("Additional Baggage Fee") - "Once the sky has changed colors entirely, the plane stops all translational movement, and enters a slowed free fall. " Written by Captain KirbyCaptain Kirby.
  • SCP-3498 ("Brebauenitis") - "SCP-3498 will begin to transform internal organs into miniaturized structures of Ptolemaic Egyptian architecture." Written by MoenennbysMoenennbys.
  • SCP-3292 ("The Land Before Time, For All of Time") - A record of the before times, left untouched by modern evils. Written by whomstdveWormwhomstdveWorm.
  • SCP-3328 ("Where Dead Men Grow") - The thing which lies just beyond the trenches. Written by Blibby_BlobfishBlibby_Blobfish.
  • URA-9611 ("The Ozymandias Effect") - Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. Written by MaliceAforethoughtMaliceAforethought.
  • SCP-3840 ("We Stand On Guard For Thee") - "Mercier begins profusely coughing and gasping for air until a burnt phone battery is ejected from their mouth, which collides with the ceiling and lands on the table." Written by 9Volt9Volt.
  • SCP-3157 ("The Second Castle") - The ride never ends. Written by TheTowersTheTowers.
  • SCP-3239 ("When Death Comes Calling") - You can't but help to pick up. Written by The ShrimpThe Shrimp.
  • SCP-3693 ("Postscript - Through A Glass, Darkly") - "SCP-3693 can only be seen by observers when their eyes are closed." Written by djkaktusdjkaktus and The Great HippoThe Great Hippo

Tales

  • Programmed to Receive - ""So, what, you've got a whole fleet of Roombas?" Janice asked sarcastically." Written by Jim NorthJim North.
  • End of Line - "A spectral Taita unit was in hot pursuit, its numerous legs crawling after her." Written by Jacob ConwellJacob Conwell.
  • Consent Form 3436-A - "They could only tell me one thing; Jim was someone to be very proud of." Written by scpcrnp does not match any existing user name.
  • Mobile Task Furries - "It's twelve A.M., and we're the guys they called to take down an anomalous furry." Written by Dog TeethDog Teeth.
  • Do You Wish You Could Disappear? - The Foundation can do anything to ensure continued containment. The Foundation will do anything to ensure continued containment. Written by CyantreuseCyantreuse.
  • Gor'dun the Consumer - "The alien, clinical words brought a rare gaze of bewilderment forth from Gor'dun the Consumer as he watched the messenger depart his throne room." Written by kingpogankingpogan.

GOI Formats

  • GRU-P casefile "SQUID ISPOLIN" - [GRU-P] "If the Americans were forced to deploy a nuclear weapon against themselves, it would be truly devastating for morale, and would not be easily traced back to the Soviet Union." Written by stormbreathstormbreath.
  • Carroll #332: The Snitch Dungeons - [Chicago Spirit] "In 1930, we had a snitch problem." Written by ObserverSeptemberObserverSeptember.
  • SPC-2922 - [SPC] "SPC-2922 consists of a single component: Marine Fighting Team ARMÁ ORÚN, an army-sized battalion comprised of nearly every deceased individual who professed loyalty to the Centre prior to their deaths." Written by stormbreathstormbreath.

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