This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month¹, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Fandom Stuff

• Bearitage Collection, a replacement for The Heritage Collection, came online on April 1st before meeting a grizzly fate on April 2nd.
• The Wanderers' Library has been relaunched with a brand new look and a vision for the future.

Featured Articles

• SCP-4474 ("Steve, and 0ther Gods") by Mortos - "SCP-4474-1 can communicate in English, claims to be "the God of middle-aged white men named Steve", and that its name is also Steve."
• SCP-3841 ("Death & Rebirth") by NatVoltaic - "SCP-3841 designates the remnants of a halted K-Class event (K-3841) that occurred on the exoplanet Luyten b at an unknown time in the recent past."
• SCP-3662 ("The Doomsday Clock") by Ayers - "As subjects are conscious within SCP-3662, psychological effects of isolation may also compound damage to the individual."
• Unclogging the Multiverse's Trash by NatVoltaic - "Lake Ontario is a hotbed for dimensional weirdness."

Reviewer's Spotlight Articles

• SCP-3741 ("The World Is Your Oyster") by TheMightyMcB, selected by TheMightyMcB.
• SCP-2589 ("Don't Leave Me This Way") by faminepulse, selected by ihp.
• SCP-1193 ("Buried Giant") by ophite, selected by Crashington.
• SCP-3758 ("The Last Dodo") by daveyoufool, selected by Schumacher.

You will notice little '📈' emojis besides some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

Week of April 1st:

SCPs

• 📈SCP-4984 ("Mycelium memoriae") - Memories, like mushrooms, are rather hard to suppress. Written by DrIsmael and Zyn
• SCP-4087 ("Absence of a Knife") - Knife? What knife? Written by The Great Hippo.
• 📈SCP-4570 ("Almost Heaven, West Virginia") - BLUE RIDGE MOOOOUNTAAAAAIN Written by Deadly Bread.
• Another djkaktus Proposal ("There's a rumbly in his tumbly") - This article is illegal in China. Written by djkaktus.
• SCP-4633 ("Rock, Paper, Yog-Sothoth") - No dude, you can't just bust out eldtrich beings when you're losing. :/ Written by Mortos.
• SCP-4360 ("TreeVee") - The finest in tree-based television! Written by OthellotheCat.
• 📈SCP-4260 ("The Subdirective") - The Subdirective will be achieved. It must. Written by Nagiros.
• SCP-4089 ("Untoothing") - TEETH 4 CASH Written by The Great Hippo.
• SCP-4775 ("The Absolute Gall") - Another god damn Captain Kirby with a god damn pun title.
• SCP-4161 ("METEMPSYCHOSIS.") - WINDOWS XP ON A MONK Written by Rounderhouse.
• 📈SCP-4092 ("Rubber Stepdad") - HI! I'M YOUR NEW STEPDAD! Written by LXHauptmann.
• SCP-4510 ("Avelar Express First Class Prime™!") - Jeff Bezos best watch out. Written by DrAnnoyingDog.
• SCP-4951 ("South-Central Protective Services' new Containment Insurance Entity") - It is not hostile, merely French. Written by Gabriel Jade.
• SCP-4107 ("Dead") - This one is a headscratcher. Written by PeppersGhost.
• SCP-4195 ("Reaping What You Sow") - Aren't flowers lovely? Written by Alces_alces.

Tales

• Why Clef Hates Cupcakes - ""Which one of you bastards took MY FUCKING UKULELE?"" Written by Doctor North.
• Minneapolis Burns - Florence Elsinger is a wizard and a serial arsonist. She's also exactly what the Foundation is looking for. Part 1 of 9. Written by GreenWolf.
• 📈Dread & Circuses Jumps The Shark - “I am going to punch so many freaking sharks!” Written by DrChandra.
• Words of Wisdom from the Containment Chamber of SCP-046-ARC, better known as Richard "Big Dick" Chappell - "What the fuck is cricket? One of them Irish sports?" Written by Rounderhouse.
• In The End, We All Went Out in a Blaze - "All Foundation Sites activate nuclear warheads." Written by Swaghetti.
• 📈Release - "When he speaks to the men, he does not speak with fire. It is of simple things that he talks: family, home, pride in work done well." Written by psul.
• 📈The Midnight Curve - "And the sun seems a little lighter on their back" Written by Tufto.
• 📈The Call to Action (For a Modern Audience) - "Are you trying to woo me? What's your goal here?" Written by DarkStuff.
• The Place To Find Yourself - "Each individual was unique and distinctive, but something was different about some of them… They seemed a little… green?" Written by Ellie3.
• The Moon's Stellar Companion - "The sound of the man's screams lifts me above him, the platform below me rising up swiftly… or the space around me is lowering. I cannot tell." Written by Woedenaz.
• An Unexpected Interview - Florence Elsinger is handcuffed to a chair and offered a job. Part 2 of 9. Written by GreenWolf.
• The Postmodern Prometheus - "If he had had any nerves left in his throat, he would have felt a gag slide into place and would probably have tried to scream." Written by MaliceAforethought.

Hubs

• Bearitage Collection - "The WWS Bearitage Collection is an official "Hall of Fame" containing articles that are considered both iconic and easily recognizable as featuring bears." Written by Uncle Nicolini. (2019 April Fools!)
• Cack Hub - "The cack hard cinematic universe is home to a bunch of dumb stupid stuff, mostly weird crack fiction. Cack fiction, if you will." Written by Uncle Nicolini.
• Skip to the Good Part, March 2019 - "Skip to the Good Part is a monthly column in which I briefly talk about the articles I found particularly interesting from the previous month." Written by Mortos.

Other

• DolphinSlugchugger's Author Page It's DolphinSlugchugger's Author Page!
• FMDev's Page It's FMDev's Author Page!
• Veiedhimaedhr's Author Page ES16 It's Veiedhimaedhr's Author Page!

Week of April 8th:

SCPs

• 📈SCP-4556 ("[ACCESS DENIED]") - A cozy little cabinet. Written by atomicthumbs.
• 📈SCP-4139 ("Fridge Backpack") - One WONDERFUL Fridge! Written by Gibbon Man.
• 📈SCP-4860 ("[ACCESS DENIED]") - I don't trust clowns. Written by kingpogan.
• 📈SCP-4380 ("Pretty Fly for a Fungi") - Pretty fun for a flyguy. Written by K_Solari.
• SCP-4979 ("In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future") - Gently. Slowly. This is how a life is dragged on forever. Written by DrChandra.
• SCP-4128 ("Action Comics #1") - Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's… some guy. Written by anamazingfantasy.
• 📈SCP-4802 ("Dirty Birdy") - My goodness, how rude. Written by ManyMeats.
• 📈SCP-3657 ("Posthumous Hero") - He's not a hero. He's a coffee shop. Written by Westrin, rewritten by Uncle Nicolini
• 📈SCP-4803 ("The Man Documenting") - Sympathy for the robot devil. Written by CorpseOfBixby.
• SCP-4134 ("Claymore Anti-Personnel Mimes") - "Mimes will defend the Eiffel Tower when no one else will. Written by devonmartin.
• 📈SCP-4425 ("Chef Arkady's Canned Surprise!") - Homegrown organic meals do the body good. Written by HotColes.
• 📈SCP-4122 ("The Second-long Pipe") - Second as in the second numerically or a measure of time? Read to find out! Written by Schumacher.
• SCP-4517 ("Not Very 𝒩") - That wasn't very 𝒩 of you, dude. Written by MaliceAforethought.
• SCP-4272 ("The Proper Way to Appreciate Art") - This is running on empty SCP….. REVIEW👏! Written by CryonicAutumn.
• SCP-4843 ("Take It With Me When I Go") - Inseperable, even in death. Written by RockTeethMothEyes.
• SCP-4413 ("The End of Something Really Excellent") - 1ND33D. Written by NatVoltaic.
• SCP-4759 ("The Challenger of Donut Taxes") - The battle for the ultimate breakfast pastry. Written by Weryllium.

Tales

• Much Wisdom Is Much Grief - Florence Elsinger gets a history lesson on occult warfare. Part 3 of 9. Written by GreenWolf.
• Joey Fucknuts Steals The Declaration of Independence - "Nicholas Cage transformed into his true form: the lost Challenger space shuttle." Written by not_a_seagull.
• 📈Tuae - "You never believed in the gods. But then, they never did anything to earn it." Written by OriCat.
• 📈Stupid Cupid: Stop Picking on Me - ""YOU'RE MY OTP! WHEN ARE YOU GONNA KISS? I JUST WANNA WATCH!"" Written by pieiswrong.
• CASE HATE RED - "On the morning of the day that వ arrives, while he is brushing his teeth, a tiny black slug falls out of the corner of his eye into the hotel sink." Written by qntm.
• In Shadow - "WE WILL WATCH THE RECKLESS ABANDON OF THEIR CAGED HORRORS TEAR THEIR WAY OUT. WE WILL SEE THE LAKE SET AFLAME." Written by LurkD.
• When Situations Degenerate - "They had removed his eyes and tongue first. Then his heart and lungs, his liver and his kidneys, his testicles and his brain." Written by ch00bakka.
• Come Together. Right Now. Over me. - "Dr. Bright let the rope disappear and grabbed one of the spines along 682's back to steady himself." Written by Doctor Cimmerian.
• Oh-Fucking-Seventy-Six - "What, Abel? The guy from the Bible? The one who gets fuckin' murdered?" Written by The Great Hippo.
• Thunder's Fist, Solomon's Hand - Florence Elsinger punches Nazis. Part 4 of 9. Written by GreenWolf.

GoI Formats

• 📈Book of Isaac son of Zadok - [Horizon] "And will be in the end of days, and my anger will fill at the Mekhanites, the Nalkites, the Men of the Shade, the Men of Oblivion, and the rest, and they will fall to war." Written by Yaitz331.
• 📈Deer And The Overseers - [Deer College] "I scoured every possible resource here and found literally nothing. Not even a single passing mention of the Foundation in any of our three papers." Written by stormbreath.

Other

• Experiment Log 914 - Part VI - Written by Leveritas.
• Dr. Balthazaar's Personnel File It's Dr Balthazaar's Author Page!

Week of April 15th:

SCPs

• SCP-4127 ("Heads or Tails") - What's the most you've ever lost on a coin flip? Written by The Great Hippo
• SCP-4519 ("Carl Sagan, Godhead") - Billions and billions of godheads… Written by NatVoltaic and Lt Flops
• SCP-4252 ("The King of Baked Beans") - I;m Thinking About Thos Beans… Written by Henzoid.
• 📈SCP-4137 ("Infinite Icosahedron") - Written by cometaurora.
• SCP-4294 ("In the Cold Shadow of her Ovary Tower") - Baba Yaga has a hard time embracing the new. Written by Gabriel Jade.
• SCP-4155 ("Soft Serve Kittens") - Written by Schumacher.
• SCP-4522 ("The Mystical Village of the Jade Peach") - Talking monkeys, delicious peaches, and war crimes. Written by Woedenaz and Uncle Nicolini
• 📈SCP-4435 ("Sins of the Father") - Written by MacWarren.
• 📈SCP-4805 ("Utilitarian") - It goes around and around and around and around… Written by ManyMeats.
• 📈SCP-4589 ("Unitea") - Why is kombucha so frickin weird? Written by Weryllium.
• SCP-4615 ("Supper Memories '06") - DINNER IS SERVED! Written by PeppersGhost and AthosNetwork

Tales

• 📈Get Out Of Her Way - "What on earth is a 'Futanari Titwhore Fiasco'?" Written by ch00bakka.
• 📈Anahata or The Crying Boy - "I told him I was expecting raised spirits. He told me to wait." Written by Kakroom.
• Project Hellhound - "The human body is sixty percent water. Maybe it just wasn't interested in soggy meat." Written by The Great Hippo.
• 📈Dvojka - "She said nothing, and he finished with his mug, making special effort to shine out the "#1 DAD" scrawled on the side, before filling it and another, generic vessel with coffee and his usual ungodly amount of sugar." Written by Kakroom.
• 📈Individual Efficacy - Florence Elsinger gets a pep talk, practices some magic, and makes crab cakes. Part 5 of 9. Written by GreenWolf.
• Dogs of War - "My name is Don. I need clothes, and somewhere to piss. Then food" Written by The Great Hippo.
• 📈Heed the Hand That Feeds - "Weren't tests supposed to be challenging?" Written by Pedantique.
• 📈Finding A Scalpel - Florence Elsinger learns about chess, gets a tattoo, and accidentally causes a nuclear incident. Part 6 of 9. Written by GreenWolf.
• A Thousand Times Before His Death - "He stood up, sighed, and looked into the sun. It was time to dance again." Written by Tufto.
• 📈Icky & Ichabod - "It’s a nice headstone. I’m sure she would have liked it." Written by DrChandra.

GOI Formats

• GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM - [Prometheus] "Though necromancy is not as common in Portlands, Backdoor Soho is home to many licensed and hobby necromancers. As such, recruiting from the area is ideal and suggested." Written by Uncle Nicolini and Lt Flops

Hubs

• The Phoenix, The Nightingale, and The Magpies - The life, love, and death of Florence Elsinger, Foundation thaumaturge. Written by GreenWolf.
• A Non-Prophet Organization Hub - Written by Lt Flops and Uncle Nicolini
• Sky Sermon Hub - Written by Rounderhouse.
• Deer College Student Body Handbook - "Remember that it could be worse. You could be going to ICSUT." Written by ch00bakka.

Other

• A Dime A Dozen: An Essay On Critiquing Ideas, Community, and Making The Most Out Of Nothing - Written by RockTeethMothEyes.

Week of April 22nd:

SCPs

• SCP-4091 ("A Boy's Dog") - A short and quiet piece. Written by UncannyClown276.
• 📈SCP-4958 ("You Are Loved") - Don't you forget it. Written by N_Aepic_Fael.
• 📈SCP-4927 ("Have a Nice Flight") - What if I wanted to have a bad one? Written by morhadow.
• 📈SCP-4185 ("The Long Mile") - Is always the last one. Written by Popsioak.
• SCP-4286 ("No Bones About It") - "Tooth fairy but instead it takes all of your bones" Written by Deadly Bread.
• 📈SCP-4387 ("Don´t lose your head, comerade") - Da, friend. Keep head on shoulders. Written by Idrimi.
• 📈SCP-4375 ("Two Forgetful Men") - what? Written by kamelen800.
• SCP-4390 ("A Bad Maze") - PIZZA PARTY Written by djkaktus.
• 📈SCP-4986 ("From a Friend") - With concern. Written by JustJake.
• 📈SCP-4302 ("Prior Predator") - This parking lot is fucked. Written by LordStonefish.

Tales

• SCP Vs. Series - "MY BODY IS READY." Written by Doctor Cimmerian.
• 📈The Greater Good, and Other Necessary Evils - Florence Elsinger interrupts a demon drug deal, stops a volcano, and fights a psychic over the Soo Locks. Part 7 of 9. Written by GreenWolf.
• 📈Late To The Party - "How long until the Festival of Tears would be celebrated in his name once more as countless living mourned the evermore countless dead?" Written by ManyMeats.
• Find Your Way Back Home - "Well, you're lucky I love you a lot…" Written by Ellie3.
• 📈The Silent Itch of a Missing Leg - "He'd never smiled properly. He'd always just twitched the corner of his mouth up, like an inside joke." Written by Tufto.
• You Have 18 Unread Messages - "I fucked Alex for you last night." Written by Captain Kirby.
• 📈Stranger Productions Proudly Presents… - "Dude, I have some amazing footage! Don't ask how I shot it." Written by LurkD.
• 📈Olfactory Memory - "He didn't even know why, as he sat, overwhelmed with a crushing sense of loss and guilt which he couldn't, try as he might, properly identify." Written by Gabriel Jade.
• Dark was the night, cold was the ground. - "The world had gone beautiful, but just for a day." Written by Uncle Nicolini.
• 📈Breakfast Wishes - "Lucas opened the foil wrapping on the Pop-Tart and took out one pastry and stuck it under the door." Written by Azmoeth Jikandia.
• 📈David Cameron Fucked a Dead Pig - "Yeah, uh, fuckin'… you're ready to blow, aren'tcha?" Written by UraniumEmpire.
• Punching The Mirror In Its Stupid Face - "She stayed angry and they did nothing, because there was nothing to be done." Written by Tuomey Tombstone.
• 📈All Skippers Are Bastards - Florence Elsinger is betrayed. Part 8 of 9. Written by GreenWolf.
• 📈Fattening Stacks, Fashioning Stones - "With the drinks, and the chips, and the candy, and the magazine, and the band-aids, and the jerky, that's uh… $27.67." Written by Pedantique.
• 📈A boy and a snail - "The sky is filled with the aroma of death." Written by ADream.

GoI Format

• 📈Ambrose SanFran - [Ambrose] "All I ordered was the mozz stick and I wound up taking it home with me. I am still eating it to this day but I ran out of sauce…" Written by ManyMeats.

Hubs

• 📈When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams - Hub - Written by UraniumEmpire.

Other

• Experiment Log 914 - Part VII - Written by Leveritas.
• Morhadow's Author Page It's morhadow's Author Page!

Fanart

Here you will find a selection of artists who consistently released new work throughout the month and whose art output is worth following. Click on the thumbnails to see full size images. Click on the artists' names to see their profile pages where you will find follow/subscribe/watch options.

Tanija

Dr. Winde

SCP-077-DE

SCP-3199

Randomravenart

SCP-939

Mr. Feather

Dr. Wondertainment

SteamPaul

SCP-049

SCP-610

SCP-009

MireGari

SCP-1230

SCP-001 CODE NAME: Dr. Clef

SCP-590

SunnyClockwork

SCP-3930

SCP-4782

Mekhane & Bumaro & Yaldabaoth & Ion Buns

WhaleMan295

Pixelart

Penthovels

SCP-2547

Object Classes

SCP-1471

sinsekai

SCP-224

SCP-559

SCP-723

nikkoleon

SCP-529 & SCP-066

SCP-073 & SCP-076

Dr. Bright & Dr. Clef

Miumeat

SCP-CN-830

SCP-CN-803 & SCP-CN-1830

SCP-1559

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