News for May 2018

Welcome to this installment of site news, where something, something May the Fourth meme!

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Featured Articles

  • The featured articles for May were SCP-2881 "The Tree You Cannot Climb" by Zmax15Zmax15, Astronomical by Sophia LightSophia Light, and P'rantortiz the Vile by ShaggydredlocksShaggydredlocks! The first is about an escalating threat is put to the test, the second a chilling account of a dying world, and the third is a Black Queen-article about an ancient evil! Check 'em out!

Event Featured Articles

The theme for the month of May was wooden!

  • In SCP-805 (Poison Wood Foal) by Aura VestaAura Vesta a coarse colt carries a calcifying contagion!
  • In SCP-3197 (A Trickster God for the Modern Age) by ZoltanBerrigomoZoltanBerrigomo, one can be led to wealth and prosperity through the power of prayer and Alan Greenspan!
  • In SCP-421 (Shoal of Driftwood) by SiravaSirava a mass of hungry, hungry detritus stalks the briny deep!

Week of May 1st:

SCPs

  • SCP-3649 ("Overcast and Overwhelming") - It was a dark and stormy planet… Forecasted by PedantiquePedantique.
  • SCP-3970 ("i want to contain too") - The Foundation's new top-of-the-line detention center. Written 500 times on the blackboard after class by EndrenEndren.
  • SCP-3834 ("Fossil Records") - A collection of classic, classic, classic, classic, classic, classic, classic rock hits! Recorded by Wildman8Wildman8.
  • SCP-3053 ("Off the Rails") - D-2172 doesn't give a damn how scary you are. She will wreck your shit! Written by Jim NorthJim North.
  • SCP-3566 ("Not Even That Funny") - *canned laughter ensues* Written by MortosMortos.
  • CODE NAME: Lily ("The World's Gone Beautiful") - "♪Well, well, well, so I can die easy♪" Written by LilyFlowerLilyFlower.
  • SCP-3351 ("Future Days") - An ecological mist eerie. Created by CommunismAnarchismNihilism DecibellesDecibelles.
  • SPC-1057 ("Absence Of Punchable Shark") - What do you mean we can't punch it? Pugilated by Captain KirbyCaptain Kirby.
  • SCP-3316 ("The Grand Spectacle") - ♪It's the Eye of the Fighter it's the thrill of a night, where we rise and eject out from our sockets♪ Written by Doctor CimmerianDoctor Cimmerian.
  • SCP-3670 ("Dreamed Corn") - What, like you could ever want anything more out of life? Somnomnomnambulated by TaffetaTaffeta.
  • SCP-3436 ("ABE") - A one-way ticket to Skyzone. Written by scpcrnp does not match any existing user name.
  • SCP-3398 ("Hilbert's Grand Elevator") - "♪We are all just prisoners here, of our own device♪". Written by BluernoonBluernoon.
  • SCP-3414 ("Beware of Toilet Snake") - Supposedly it makes this weird hissing noise when you flush it, but eh… probably not a big deal. Written by minminminmin.
  • SCP-3279 ("Pareidolia") - "Retrieval, transportation, and maintenance of all SCP-3279-1 instances may be carried out only by personnel suffering from severe congenital prosopagnosia." Written by duodude55duodude55.

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Week of May 8th:

SCPs

  • SCP-3272 ("Croatoan Protocol") - "What happens when the disaster is stopped?" Written by DidelphisDidelphis.
  • SCP-3919 ("In Memoriam") - "While SCP-3919-A exhibited no known anomalous properties while alive, following his death an anomaly manifested in which eponymous objects, or items understood to be 'his' by multiple individuals, were converted into instances of SCP-3919-B." Written by ModernMajorGeneralModernMajorGeneral.
  • SCP-3688 ("You Can Dance If You Want To") - It may be embarrassing, but Ill be damned if it isn't effective. Written by MortosMortos.
  • SCP-3575 ("It's a Small Town") - "sometimes it's all i can do not to hope." Written by NoktigoNoktigo.
  • SCP-3326 ("On May 3rd 2005, Dr. Tobias Scranton died in a car accident in 1964") - That's my reality and I'm sticking to it. Written by GreentextGreentext.
  • SCP-3603 ("Oops! All Bears") - Part of a nutritious breakfast. Written by Big_Train_52Big_Train_52.
  • SCP-3938 ("Dr. Wondertainment's Take-You-Anywhere Machine") - "Oh, the places you'll go!" Written by BaronjoeBaronjoe.
  • SCP-3904 ("Two Cats in a Skin Suit") - The "MM" in "MMA" actually stands for "Meow Meow" Written by minminminmin.
  • SCP-3892 ("A Very Heavy Metal Bedtime") - "SCP-3892-01 is a large (approx. 2.3 meters tall) skeletal humanoid figure, dressed in a spiked leather jacket, torn denim trousers, and black motorcycle boots." Written by CadaverCommanderCadaverCommander.
  • SCP-3807 ("A Real Bad Hombre") - aka "Better Call Set" Written by AbsentmindedNihilistAbsentmindedNihilist.
  • SCP-3277 ("Speak Softly And Carry A Big Stick") - "I've got the magic stick bust the baddest tricks" Written by DrChandraDrChandra.
  • SCP-3664 ("The Only Weapon You Need is the One in Your Head") - Give me a minute, I'm thinking of a fun new way to kill you. Written by 9Volt9Volt.
  • SCP-3907 ("Warhorse") - "To the fallen." Written by Krag-JorgensenKrag-Jorgensen.
  • SCP-3464 ("Even Garlic Bread Can Be Creepy") - "Take the bite, or suffer the consequences." Written by FloppyPhoenixFloppyPhoenix.
  • SCP-123-EX ("Accidents Happen") - A former member of the Chicago Spirit plays the long con… Written by BananaRepublicBananaRepublic.
  • SCP-3957 ("The Eternal Soviet Prison") - "As you can see, sir, our prisoners are kept in an animated state at all times, despite not receiving any food or water." Written by Doomblade3890Doomblade3890.
  • SCP-3261 ("The Dragon's Tongue") - This koto has another world hidden inside. Written by BottomOfTheBaarleBottomOfTheBaarle.

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Week of May 15th:

SCPs

  • SCP-3982 ("The Devourer of Filth Would Like to Be Friends With You") - "Haha. I got the bees. Can we be friends?" Written by CadaverCommanderCadaverCommander.
  • SCP-3704 ("Requiem") - "They're tearing at my mind, burning their names and faces in my soul." Written by ArclapseArclapse.
  • SCP-3743 ("Tank School: A School for Tanks!") - "I want to kill you. Tee Hee!" Written by JacobisbatmanJacobisbatman.
  • SCP-3324 ("Getting kidney stones in the past is more useful than you'd think") - "Good luck soldier, and drink plenty of fluids." Written by ZzuxonZzuxon.
  • SCP-049-ARC ("Plague Doctor") - His cure is most effective. Written by Gabriel JadeGabriel Jade.
  • SCP-3386 ("Night Owls") - "Where the hell do you buy an owl carcass?" Written by IAmTheOogaIAmTheOoga.
  • SCP-3720 ("Smiting on a Budget") - "You chose a strange line of work if you value human life this much." Written by FreemayneFreemayne.
  • SCP-3297 ("Gramma Always Remembers.") - "He might forget about little old me, but gramma always remembers." Written by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini.
  • SCP-3768 ("Three Moons Public Radio") - "Meteorological station Aleph is maintaining a pleasant 62 degrees out today, so wear a light jacket if you're headed to the meat tree market." Written by daveyoufooldaveyoufool.
  • SCP-3848 ("History Exists for the Memorable") — "Manifestations of SCP-3848's effects are referred to as ED-K Lethe Events, and occur at random with no historical correlation to each other." Written by CyantreuseCyantreuse.
  • SCP-3494 ("Waste Management by dado") - "trouble with poop?" Written by djkaktusdjkaktus.
  • SCP-3532 ("Merch Link in Bio") - Catfishing can be an effective containment strategy when you've your very own John Cena! Written by drbobbobartdrbobbobart.

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Week of May 22nd:

SCPs

  • SCP-3394 ("Brain Scientist") - It thinks, therefore it is. Written by Gabriel JadeGabriel Jade.
  • SCP-3779 ("A Greenhouse: Or, How D-80801 Learned To Give In And Embrace Nature") - Mimicry is the most sincere form of flattery. Written by urbandelayedurbandelayed.
  • SCP-017-J ("Narcissistic Time Displacement Field") - "She then experiences the time displacement, making her between 15 minutes to 3 hours late to every god damned thing I have ever invited her to." Written by DrConnorsDrConnors.
  • SCP-3830 ("Sleeping With The Fishes") - "You clearly ain't fuckin' tough enough to sleep with the fishes." Written by DrCarollDrCaroll.
  • SCP-3680 ("The White Guys") - "I figure I take them down a notch, or at least get some blackmail of them acting like lunatics so they don’t fuck around with me or my friends anymore." Written by SomeMooseSomeMoose.
  • SCP-3349 ("Printing EKG") - "Objectively, SCP-3349 produces a “fluttering” central and peripheral pulse upon palpation, often described as tactilely similar to a purr of Felis catus (the common house cat), and can be auscultated with a stethoscope, the clinical descriptions also citing the purr of Felis catus." Written by scpcrnp does not match any existing user name.
  • SCP-888-EX ("tan and laundry by dado") - "helo (this is dado) are u in need of cleaner clothes or dirtier skin?" Written by stormbreathstormbreath.
  • SCP-3348 ("Lost Dictionary") - "As soon as the word is completely spoken, all instances of the entity or concept it is associated with will become negatively effected in some way within a 30m radius of the Subject." Written by DatCactusDatCactus.
  • SCP-3359 ("The Dry Guy") - "I will reach the bloody limit and gain a real life forever when the streets flow red and the bodies lie dry in the streets where I will walk and feed and live and be freed forever among the bright moon and dry-" Written by DrDromeusDrDromeus.
  • SCP-3508 (""Cute and soft! Kill them off!"") - They'll wuv you fowever and ever… Written by Dog TeethDog Teeth.
  • SCP-3278 ("Mother Earth, Father Sky") - It's high time someone sits down with the Foundation and gives the The Talk. Written by OystershellOystershell.
  • SCP-3931 ("The End of Days") - "Its effects only manifest when a human being uses the trail after astronomical twilight." Written by ashburystreetashburystreet.
  • SCP-3523 ("The Quarry") - "kin appears orange-brown, and is covered in hairline cracks." Written by clubby789clubby789.
  • SCP-3911 ("Erebus") - "As Brother Tengku can tell you firsthand, the loss of one of the holy senses makes you that much more strong in the others." Written by Dead MothDead Moth.
  • SCP-3558 ("Eyelid Removal Tool") - Hopefully this will allow you to see things more clearly. Written by minminminmin.
  • SCP-3446 ("The Waders") - "SCP-3446 and its wearer will sink further into the surface, and may become completely submerged." Written by IAmTheOogaIAmTheOoga.
  • SCP-3802 ("hare growth by dado") - dado not all bad, sometime dado just want to make the hare grow for the child smile. Written by TheeShermTheeSherm.
  • CODE NAME: Tufto ("The Scarlet King") - "For humanity! For life! For the Scarlet King!" Written by TuftoTufto.

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Fandom Stuff

Site-42 Broadcasts from May 2018
Full list at TheeSherm's Author Page & Site-42 Hub

SCP-4357-J, RE: You Want Happy Endings, SCP-3551, SCP-3312, SCP-3295, Dr. Wondertainment: Declassified, SCP-2020, Mobile Task Furries, SCP-3670, SCP-001 Lily's Proposal, SCP-3521, SCP-3929, and SCP-3494

The Dr Cimmerian Broadcasts from May include You're Wrong About D-Class and A Bottle Episode

Fanart

Failcat's fail art made a couple great pieces for May, one for SCP-3898, the other has Cain and Able sporting new do's!

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