News For June 2018

June, the month where spring time ends and summer begins, bringing with it heat and SCP articles.

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Featured Articles

Event Featured Articles

The theme for the month of June was Location!

  • In SCP-2191 ("Dracula Factory"), by MetaphysicianMetaphysician, the Foundation is forced up against earthquakes and vampiric entities.
  • In SCP-257 ("Professor William Woodsworth’s Collection of Curiosities"), by Tom ServeauxTom Serveaux, an esteemed Gentleman seeks to stock his zoo with some rather interesting specimens.
  • In SCP-2548 ("The Friendly Vacuum"), by TyGentlyTyGently, a region of space realizes it isn't alone.

Contest Articles

On June 28th, the second team contest on the site, Doomsday Contest concluded! Congratulations to Team "The Clever Gentleman" for winning first place, Team "I Don't Wanna Die" for winning second place, and Team "Fuhgeddaboutit" for winning third place! Check out the Doomsday Contest Hub for more information!

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Week of June 1st:

SCPs

  • SCP-3397 ("Fortes Fortuna Iuvat!") - History can be watched, but never touched. Written by OweynLuptonOweynLupton.
  • SCP-3757 ("Cocoon Park") - Who knew insects could value community service so much. Written by RockTeethMothEyesRockTeethMothEyes.
  • SCP-3640 ("Escape from the House of Mouse") - In the dark nights of Florida, the Disney Characters come out to feed. Written by A Random DayA Random Day.
  • SCP-3412 ("Life in a Peaceful New World") - "Soon, I'll either climb up towards Hell or tunnel into stillbirth again." Written by DecibellesDecibelles.
  • SCP-3427 ("Anatomical Civilization") - "SCP-3427-1A is located in SCP-3427’s heart, and has the densest population of all five colonies." Written by Wildman8Wildman8.
  • SCP-3342 ("The Blackfoot Potato Transplants") - The potato is the source of all life. Written by DrConnorsDrConnors.
  • SCP-3426 ("A Spark Into the Night") - A cosmic trail of dead worlds, all leading towards us. Written by ModulumModulum.
  • SCP-3727 ("Syringe Man") - The Lord of All Things (Note: Said 'things' must be syringe shaped). Written by HeshMan96HeshMan96.
  • SCP-783 ("There Was A Crooked Man") - "He stole a crooked child, who cried a crooked squeal" Written by ShaggydredlocksShaggydredlocks.
  • SCP-1831 ("The Tower and The Hermit") - Instructions unclear, middle aged French man stuck in Eiffel Tower. Written by WestrinWestrin.
  • SCP-3549 ("Sweet Medieval Bitcoin") - "As this doctor was in full plague doctor attire I cannot give a description of him, but if anyone tries to claim Tally using the above password, please detain them for me." Written by DrChandraDrChandra.
  • SCP-3479 ("Proof We Are All As Angels") - Kiss and we may ascend to the heavens. Written by Dr ReachDr Reach.
  • SCP-1131-J ("It works, guys! Trust me!") - "This is commonly achieved via hand-shaped tinfoil wrapped around the head in a fashion similar to a hat." Written by DrCarollDrCaroll.
  • SCP-1463 ("Comprehension/Invasion/Evasion") - "NOTICE FOR ALL SCP-1463 RESEARCHERS: In emergency scenarios communication may not always be possible, such as if an antimemetic anomaly is being applied to most forms of communication." Written by 9Volt9Volt.
  • SCP-3869 ("High Quality Ripoff") - A ripper to surpass Siivagunner. Written by CuppaBroCuppaBro.
  • SCP-3692 ("the notebook") - turn the page. Written by juno-roseejuno-rosee.
  • SCP-3407 ("¢10 Per Ticket") - Ignore the film and let the syringe take over. Written by Hot-coles does not match any existing user name.
  • SCP-3238 ("dado juice") - juice give strnegth. not a typeo Written by DrConnorsDrConnors.
  • Jim North's Proposal - "SCP-001 is a male human known as 'Dr. Wondertainment.'" Written by Jim NorthJim North.
  • SCP-3314 ("Paintings From a Homesick Painter") - To paint is to put your feelings on the canvas, so that others may feel the same. Written by urbandelayedurbandelayed.
  • SCP-3912 ("Final Memories Through The Lens") - The perfect photo-the composition, the lighting, the the four cuts through the chest. Just perfect. Written by A_Sack_Of_PotatoesA_Sack_Of_Potatoes.
  • SCP-3423 ("Inspirational Window") - Walk the world without taking a single step. Written by UtylikeUtylike.
  • SCP-3367 ("Prayers from Children, Eternally Answered") - "This kinda rage don't just boil over. And it's eternal catharsis. That's what it is." Written by kinchtheknifebladekinchtheknifeblade.
  • SCP-3372 ("A Betrayer's Retribution and Quite the Earful") - Remember what they always say about putting things in your ears. Written by TL333sTL333s.
  • SCP-3376 ("The Dreaming Stone") - "Those affected by SCP-3376 are subjected to what has been reported as thousands of years watching the largely uneventful image of the cove." Written by WyrmwoodsWyrmwoods.
  • SCP-3639 ("What-A-Boots") - "Actions taken by subjects wearing SCP-3639, hereafter designated as SCP-3639-1, will cause primary and secondary observers to rationalize any actions taken by SCP-3639-1." Written by RogetRoget.
  • SCP-3391 ("An Artificial God") - Poseidon, the heart of the sea. Written by Tiamat ElsenTiamat Elsen.
  • SCP-3647 ("Quousque Tandem?") - Public speaking and Social Anxiety, with just the prick of a pin. Written by OweynLuptonOweynLupton.
  • SCP-2254 ("The Demon La Hire") - A Jack of Hearts. Written by djkaktusdjkaktus.
  • SCP-3568 ("Shapes") - "SCP-3568 is a specific arrangement of simple geometric symbols that, when observed, causes the viewer's head to violently expand and burst." Written by VirelsaVirelsa.
  • SCP-3671 ("A very angry box of cereal") - Opened up a whole can of cereal. Written by DrMorrisDrMorris.
  • SCP-3389 ("The Lake That Burns You") - 'Any human being entering SCP-3389 will, after a variable amount of time not exceeding ten minutes, be pulled beneath the surface of the water regardless of the depth at which they were standing." Written by marshpinemarshpine.
  • SCP-2640 ("The Gurdon Lights") - "The legend states that the man's head was separated from his body and was never found, and that the light that people see comes from his lantern as he searches for it." Written by DrConnorsDrConnors.
  • SCP-3736 ("Talk It!") - Secure it! Contain it! Protect it! Written by KaremKarem.

Tales

  • A Vale of Tears - "Jesus. This, this is even worse than that world where the sun turns people into wax monsters. At least those things seemed kind of happy." Written by DrChandraDrChandra.

Misc

Week of June 8th:

SCPs

  • SCP-3266 ("Time Loop in the Ardennes Forest") - 'Individuals who enter the effective range of SCP-3266 will spontaneously disappear to an unspecified location in the Ardennes Forest during the Battle of the Bulge in 1943…" Written by McBurnsyMcBurnsy.
  • SCP-3646 ("Phantom Mosquitos") - The buzzing, doctor. Don't you hear it? Written by IAmTheOogaIAmTheOoga.
  • SCP-3790 ("Department of Abnormalities") - "The door is free of identifying markings save for a small metal placard just above the door handle that reads "SCP Foundation Department of Abnormalities"." Written by djkaktusdjkaktus and CroquemboucheCroquembouche.
  • SCP-3964 ("Suicide Staircase") - Judgment comes from the jump, to live or to die. Written by thefirecrestthefirecrest.
  • SCP-2947 ("Fidget Winners") - The art of Fidget Spinner battles is an art that has been passed down for generations. Written by IhpIhp.
  • SCP-3358 ("Anomaly Apartments Site-316") - "None of us want to be anomalies, so, this is the best we could do." Written by JanitorCakeworthJanitorCakeworth and Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini.
  • SCP-3516 ("I Fell Off My Bike") - The most metal bike ever created. Written by IAmTheOogaIAmTheOoga.
  • SCP-3679 ("Make a Geas, Foundation") - It seems the devil lost his pen. Written by duodude55duodude55.
  • SCP-3387 ("A Small World After All") - "SCP-3387 is the designation for the attraction “It’s a Small World” and the anomalous phenomena that occurs within the ride at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom in Orlando, Florida." Written by TKSeoulTKSeoul.
  • SCP-3542 (""Fear Not, Citizen!"") - Because fuck the Chaos Insurgency. Written by trettertretter and Captain KirbyCaptain Kirby.
  • SCP-3851 ("You May Not Be Able To Drown Your Demons, But The Demons Can Drown Your Screams") - They lie beneath it all. Written by DrCarollDrCaroll.
  • SCP-3778 ("We Are Possum. We Are Legion.") - "Through ingestion of SCP-3778-1, any opossum can reach sapience." Written by Lady ZeroLady Zero.
  • SCP-3652 ("Inverting Box") - "When an item is placed into SCP-3652 and it is shut, the item is turned inside out over a period of exactly five (5) minutes." Written by JoseDzirehChongJoseDzirehChong.
  • SCP-3384 ("Try Not to Laugh") - Surely the video isn't that bad… Written by Black SpruceBlack Spruce.
  • SCP-3229 ("A Blessed Sea") - And it looks as if this sea seeks to take over the rest. Written by ChirioxChiriox.
  • SCP-2968 ("Stairway to Heaven") - The bodies of the few carry upon their shoulders the weight of heaven. Written by AnaxagorasAnaxagoras.
  • SCP-3346 ("Worry Hat") - Nostalgia isn't always a good thing. Written by ahbonjourahbonjour.
  • SCP-3419 ("Humants") - "SCP-3419 is a group of 51 52 humans with varying physical descriptions. The group displays similar behavior to that of an ant colony, with SCP-3419-Alpha acting as the queen of the group" Written by ChoiwelChoiwel.

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Week of June 15th:

SCPs

  • SCP-3653 ("A Calendar with Extra Days") - I once had to wait a whole year for my birthday! Written by FlaminglogFlaminglog.
  • SCP-3764 ("A Gift From A Friend") - The bread and butter of friendship. Written by AwsomeSawsomeAwsomeSawsome.
  • SCP-3803 ("Custom-Made Business Cards, On the Go!") - D-1221 becomes a business card tycoon and the enemy of nature. Written by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini.
  • SCP-3576 ("Think But This And All Is Mended") - The spirit of a renaissance fair made into reality. Written by WyrmwoodsWyrmwoods.
  • SCP-3798 ("There Are Flowers There") - "5 for your safety we have closed every door." Written by [[*user Holly Nightmare].
  • SCP-3454 ("The Land DENIERS of Tall Bees") - We are all in agreement that the bees are very tall. Written by TL333sTL333s.
  • I.H.Pickman's Proposal - "SCP-001 is an anomalous universal constant which has been dubbed by Sinclair, West, Pike, Bailey et al. as the Law of Narrative Causality." Written by IhpIhp.
  • SCP-3283 ("The biggest back yard in Boise") - A whole world, all contained in your dining room. Written by Caprica SixCaprica Six.
  • SCP-3293 ("You Can't Go Home") - "SCP-3293's anomalous effects manifested in its ability to create complex and inexplicable machinery and technology out of mundane objects, seemingly at will." Written by djkaktusdjkaktus.
  • SCP-3625 ("The Great American Meme Machine") - "SCP-3625 creates and anonymously distributes non-anomalous memes on the internet." Written by djkaktusdjkaktus.
  • SCP-HR009-J ("Eye-Grabbing Clickbait Title") - "Personnel file replaced with semi-readable document composed primarily of seventeen viewing tabs, each of which leading to a further seventeen viewing tabs." Written by KalininKalinin.
  • SCP-3462 ("The Subliminal Little Toaster") - "26 hours after exposure to SCP-3462, subject began talking seductively to an oven contained within her cell." Written by Deadly BreadDeadly Bread.
  • SCP-3274 ("Nowhere Else To Run") - "SCP-3274 are adult humans who originate from an unknown point in our future timeline." Written by CrystalMonarchCrystalMonarch.
  • SCP-3961 ("Professor Taft") - WitchTaft at the Univeristiy of Cincinnati. Written by Toa_VineToa_Vine.
  • SCP-1948-J ("The Comrade") - "SCP-1948-J is a member of Equus caballus, yet somehow it has the ability to speak and the staff is absolutely pleased with that!" Written by NaidroxNaidrox.
  • SCP-3706 ("50,000 Krakens Under the Sea") - The Armada of Atlantis. Written by DrBleepDrBleep.
  • SCP-3220 ("Panopticon II") - Long buried silo. / With statues held prisoner. /Abnormalities. Written by A Random DayA Random Day.
  • SCP-3765 ("Beaver Builders Building Buildings") - "Instances of SCP-3765 prefer to build their structures on riverbeds and other areas where non-anomalous beavers reside, but have been shown to take civilian "clients" for inland construction." Written by niceguy44niceguy44.
  • SCP-3455 ("411 Days A Year") - The greatest party of all time, taking the world by storm. Written by MortosMortos.
  • SCP-3668 ("Provenance") - From our ancestors we came, and so they shall protect. Written by stormbreathstormbreath.
  • SCP-3392 ("Euclid's Blackboard") - A math eating chalkboard. Written by MikroscopicMikroscopic.

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Week of June 22nd:

SCPs

  • SCP-3486 ("Baby Mine") - Dumpser babies that look the part. Written by Dog TeethDog Teeth.
  • SCP-3619 ("You Spin Me Right Round, Baby, Right Round") - "SCP-3619's head and neck continuously rotate counter-clockwise, at a minimum observed rate of 3 rpm, and a maximum observed rate of approximately 90 rpm." Written by DrChandraDrChandra.
  • SCP-2398 ("Home Run Bat") - "Mr. Thomas managed to get SCP-2398 out of the back seat of his car and swung it at one of the women, causing her body to detonate." Written by djkaktusdjkaktus.
  • SCP-3556 ("Durbal, The Rude Sticky Note") - "“current draft doesnt have enough swans” WHAT THE [EXPLETIVE] DOES THAT MEAN?!" Written by JanitorCakeworthJanitorCakeworth.
  • SCP-3945 ("Big Huge Nightmare Panther") - Cats are crafty creatures, even in death. Written by time2shinetime2shine.
  • SCP-3928 - Hunting with music is rather efficient. Written by kingpogankingpogan.
  • SCP-3458 ("Bad Sectors") - Human Drive Defragmentation successful. Written by KachompskyKachompsky.
  • SCP-3923 ("Negotium Ficus") - "Put on a nice show and pretend to eat some of our own dogfood until they have a 'come to Jesus moment' and then we just so happen to lower our prices and manage to set up a profit center in the untapped sector." Written by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini.
  • SCP-sqrt(-1)-J- "Someone already published a paper on horses with some anomalous nanoparticles integrated into them that seek boredom." Written by scpcrnp does not match any existing user name.
  • SCP-3908 ("I am, therefore, I am.") - "Human male. Gray hair. Brown eyes. 1.8 meters. 72 killograms. Caucasian. 40 years. Not such a bad guy." Written by JanitorCakeworthJanitorCakeworth.
  • SCP-1548 ("The Star, the Hateful") - A single dying light in the darkness of the universe. Written by 9Volt9Volt and VaraxousVaraxous.
  • SCP-1444 ("A Gravedigger for the Forgotten") - Forgotten in death, but not ignored. Written by stormbreathstormbreath.
  • SCP-3956 ("The Mealworm Song") - "In the second act, an actor will sing an unscripted solo about mealworms for 2-3 minutes. The opening line is always, "Mmm, tasty mealworms"." Written by rubberchickenzillarubberchickenzilla.
  • SCP-1917 ("Industrial Revelation") - Rusting gears turning over, never to know the bright green grass. Written by MaliceAforethoughtMaliceAforethought.
  • SCP-2302 ("The Ditz") - "Following the conclusion of the interview, one random member of staff at Site-54 present within the building will rapidly melt into a substance identical to human vomit." Written by LordStonefishLordStonefish.
  • SCP-1313 ("Solve for Bear") - "SCP-1313 is an anomalous series of logical processes, capable of being defined as a mathematical equation to which the answer is a single female specimen of Ursus arctos." Written by MaliceAforethoughtMaliceAforethought.
  • SCP-3809 - A forested Labyrinth. Written by kingpogankingpogan.
  • SCP-1701 ("In Tents and Purposes") - A predatory gazebo. Written by WerylliumWeryllium.
  • SCP-3783 ("Baba Yaga's Cottage") - "Beneath SCP-3783 are four fleshy limbs located at the corners that terminate in three spindly clawed fingers, which resemble the toes of a domestic chicken (Gallus gallus)" Written by BaronjoeBaronjoe.

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