Researcher Calvin's Personnel File
rating: +31+x


ADDENDUM: SCP Files

The following is a list of SCP files that Researcher Calvin has written:

SCP-2785 - Self Replicating Automaton - Rating: +52
Wait! You have yet to see the magic of long division!

SCP-3747 - Death by Vacuum - Rating: +54
That's all I needed to hear.

SCP-3095 - Bird is the Word - Rating: +48
SCP-3095-1 were first discovered in New York City, after an organized group made up of pigeons attempted to claim the Statue of Liberty for themselves.

SCP-3733 - Everybody Else - Rating: +89
Could you please elaborate on "everybody else?"

The following is a list of SCP files Researcher Calvin has proofread:

SCP-3339 - Randall the Clown's Wacky Broadway Theatre - Rating: +88
Originally created by Agent the_Brunothe_Bruno
This place used to attract kids by the hundreds. Every time I performed, I could count on an entire crowd cheering on my handiwork here, appreciating the show.

The following is a list of SCP files Researcher Calvin wrote while drunk on turnip juice:

SCP-579-J - Microtransactions - Rating: +60
[UNLOCK DESCRIPTION USING 1000 TELEKILL, OR PAY $15.99 TO ACQUIRE DESCRIPTION AND ADDENDUM DLC]

ADDENDUM 02 - ELECTRIC BOOGALOO:

The following is a list of classified incident reports Researcher Calvin attempted to publish to fanfiction.net:

The Little Robot that Could - Rating: +45
If SCP-2785 could have, he would have passed out from exhilaration.

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