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General Info:
I have eaten a cubic foot of chicken parmesan in under 10 minutes. My Dad is the ultimate being. I have the same birthday as my two best friends. I have a weird fixation on pineapple. Popeye is the strongest anime character of all time. I am fated to die in an IHOP. I listen to a lot of classic rock and hair metal, I can recommend songs if you want. I love you.

I am good at writing either comedic or horror articles. In comedic terms, I tend to have slightly sophomoric humor, but with some help I can branch out. In terms of horror, I excel at making gribbly monsters but not many other vectors of the genre. Alongside the monsters, I'm good at making critters in general. I'm pretty good at character-driven stories, but not so much at others. I will never use a non-standard object class.

I am open to collabs, as they are fun, and it is cool to see other people's takes on your ideas.

I visit the chat once in a while, so if you need me leave a tell or just message me on wikidot.

If you dislike any of my works, let me know why, so I can make them un-suck. I love getting feedback, and I read all comments in the discussions of my articles.

Things Written (Oldest To Newest):

It's about owls. Co-authored with ZynZyn.

Magic rubber pants that take you to the mud world.

Mosquitoes suck. Even when they're dead.

Magic Bicycle Of Pain. One of my funnier articles.

About my IRL Grampa. Has very sophomoric humor (read: old man swearing at hippies).

Oh, it's a creeeepy one. Special thanks to Prototype_ToasterPrototype_Toaster for the image at the end.

GOTTA GO FAST. My personal favorite, where I show my skill at crafting quirky characters.

Rainy Monday
My first ever tale, written about everybody's favorite Garfield skip. Bonus art!

A dumb idea that not_a_seagullnot_a_seagull(fittingly) and me came up with once. Was fun to write.

The Sandbox Of Way Too Many Ideas:

Other Stuff I like:

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