That's the laziest code name, good god…
Does it taste good in gravy?: Unlikely
Description: P13F15H is a pastry based aquatic life form that just kind of turned up at Site-19 one day…like just sat on the doorstep.
Our original plan was to eat it, however it immediately began throwing up Anomalies (listed below) of a possible pastry based nature except the Alphabetti Spaghetti incidents which are definitely pasta based.
We keep P13F15H in the IT room cause no one cares about IT. There it flaps its little pastry fins at the keyboard, annoying everyone on Site 19's emergency chat. It did this so well that we promoted it to moderator:
<TwistedGears> well said, Piefish
<TwistedGears> I can see why they put you in charge
We then liked hearing this nonsense so much that we promoted Piefish to our undercover Facebook operation:
HELLO FACEBOOK. THIS IS AN UNDERCOVER OPERATION STATUS. DO NOT BE ALARMED…ABLUHBLUHLBUHLBUHLBUH.
The first anomaly P13F15H created caused the whole site to be plunged into an alternate dimension for a day where the Foundation became cuddly and pink. It was horrible.
The second anomaly it threw up was expelled so hard that it flew all the way to England and landed in the city of Norwich. It caused a lot of structural damage to Site-19 and is a very bad Piefish for doing it.
Alphabetti Spaghetti incidents:
The first incident happened after we let it play Fallout: New Vegas, upon which it immediately vomited Alphabetti Spaghetti and created this:
Incidents where P13F15H got access to MS Paint and then replaced critical files with its shitty drawings: