Dr. Dentick's Personnel File

Name: Dr. Patrick Dentick

Security Clearance: Level 2

Current Position: Junior Researcher at Site-22

Duties: Spreadsheet maintenance, caffeine procurement, and sustenance delivery

Qualifications:

  • B.A. (Quantitative Astrology.) University of Georgia1, 2004
  • M.A. (Applied Linguistics, Puns.) University of Atlantis2, 2007
  • PhD (Conventional Metaphysics.) University of Hell3, 2011

Biographical Summary: The child of two Foundation researchers, Dr. Dentick was originally marked as a potential future asset under the Bright Eyes, Bright Minds program. Sinking grades and an increased interest in playing in Minor League Baseball disqualified him from the main watchlists for much of his early adult life. The publication of his dissertation Ontological Obtuseness: Why Existing is More Complicated Than You Think again drew the interest of recruiters despite the paper's panning in academic circles.

Official Recognitions: None

Official Condemnations: 34 dress code violations

Administrative Notes: Dr. Dentick is no longer permitted to claim religious holidays until proof of the 9th Dectoberist Church is provided. Accommodations are to be made for his severe peanut, coconut, and citrus allergies, but no actions are to be taken pertaining to a supposed sleep addiction

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