Things written by Proto

touch this section and I will give you a mean look 🔫

Nothing funny here, just the few things I've written Worth checking out if you're interested in a non-hierarchical, post-scarcity society.
^ stupid shit I do
^ reference videos

The entire Pink Season album: - Be Inspired - Help - We Fall Again - Club Banger 3000 - High School Blink193 - Rice Balls - Dumplings - d i c c w e t t 1 - Meme Machine - Hand On My Gat - I Do It For My Hood - Fried Noodles - Furr - I Will Get A Vasectomy - Young Thug Diss - Pink Life - Small D*ck - Hentai - Flex Like David Icke - Gays 4 Donald Trump - SMD - Dora The Explora - セックス大好き - Uber P*ssy - She's So Nice - Please Stop Calling Me Gay - STFU - Nickelodeon Girls - I Have A Gun - Hot Nickel Ball On A P*ssy - Are You Serious

pastarasta1 note: this is an incredibly bad idea and the soundtrack list should be telling as to why also like and subscribe to my art page (also in case it isn't obvious i wasn't the person who put that soundtrack there and i dont want people to think i was the one that did this aight?)

Hi there, and welcome to my author page! I'm GrimmCreeperGrimmCreeper, a small little fish in the great sea that is "Things written by Proto". I rushed over here as soon as I heard there was an opening, and whaddya know, there's a small little section just waiting to be claimed! Here you can find my three little articles I've raised from scratch. The first one, SCP-3695, was actually my first scip I've ever had, and I'm delighted every day to see that it's grown to a good size. The next one is still a small little tale, Stormmaster, but I have high hopes for it in the future. And of course, last but definitely not least, there's Stuck in the Past, a story my grandfather left to me, bless his soul, that has grown far larger than I ever expected. That's all there is right now, but expect to see more little posts in the future from this old hat. See ya then!

Bo Burnham's playlist: - words, words, words. - HEY! (hi.) - welcome to youtube. - i'm bo yo. - New Math - Bo Fo' Sho' - how to be a youtube star. - love is…



  • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/4 cup sugar
  • 1 1/4 cups whole milk
  • 1 egg
  • 3 tablespoons butter melted


  • Melt the butter in microwave for 30 seconds, set aside.
  • In a medium bowl, mix together flour, sugar, salt, and baking powder.
  • Stir milk and egg together.
  • Create a well in the center of the flour mixture.
  • Pour the butter and milk mixture into the well.
  • Use a wire whisk to stir everything together until just combined. It will be slightly thick and lumpy, but should be well incorporated.
  • Allow the batter to rest while heating a lightly oiled skillet or griddle to medium high heat.
  • Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake.
  • Cook each side for 3-6 minutes, until lightly golden brown.

Enjoy Pancakes

SCP-3242 is underrated as shit and you all need to go and give it upvotes

EDIT: you're doing 3125's work, stormbreath 👌

hi i'm stormbreath and i shouldn't have been given css also here's a repost from my author page kthxbai

I hear a lot of things about "underrated" articles (especially on r/SCP) and such SCPs are very rarely actually underrated - in my opinion, anything above a +100 is not underrated by any means. Also - new stuff is rarely actually underrated, it just hasn't been here long enough. This isn't really a list of my favorite SCPs per se (those don't need more attention, really) but I do like all of the stuff here.

SCP-2931: This is a short and simple creepy SCP, and it does it well. It's an excellent usage of fridge horror, with a good wham line at the end.

SCP-1102: This is one of my favorite SCPs ever - it's atmospheric, creepy and mythical. The imagery is very good, and I like the picture it paints of the Foundation in their attempt to figure things out. It's very thematic and cool - I love it.

SCP-4023-EX: My problem with a LOT of -EX anomalies is that they aren't really -EXs in spirit. A lot of them still have an anomalous thing running around. This, however, is an actual -EX: something that the Foundation thought was anomalous, did more research on, and found out it wasn't -EX. This has nice science, and actually does the -EX format justice.

SCP-2486: This is a great usage of crosslinks and how they can improve an SCP. The base SCP is neat, but it's with the crosstesting that it really shines. The theme is cool, and it's funny and evocative.

SCP-2654: I love this. It's short, simple, bizarre and also creepy in a way that the article barely even focuses on. Getting woken up by a naked genie in the middle of the night and being asked for snack foods would be disturbing, and then it answers whatever you asked a magic 8-ball. It's funny and evocative, while still being off-putting.

SCP-2948: This is great for showing just how dangerous a Safe can be. It's also creative and has a good story with the doctor which shows a more human side to the Foundation, which I always like.

An O5's Sleepless Night: A rather short tale, but one with a solid emotional punch at the end. I'm a big fan of the characterization of the O5 the work is about, and it's very resonant to me.

anyone who was against the pride banner is a fucking cOWARD

JOINED #O5council

PRESENT: 05one, 052, 05-8, OhFiveSix, o510

YOU ARE: 05-8

whats the emergency?

You've seen the new page that's appeared in the databse, haven't you?

link it


Six, why are you typing like that?



hah you said butt

dear lord you people give me high blood pressure

Can we at least try to have a respectful conversation?

alright i think im caught up


Just in time, seven. As most of you probably know by now, a collaboration page has appeared on the database that everyone is able to add to. Various personnel have begun adding to it, cluttering up our professional database with nonsense. I would like to call for a vote as to how we handle this situation.


Why don't you just delete it?

Why don't you just delete it?

why dont you just delete it?

why dont u just delete it?

I can't. It's an author page, which means that it's the pataphysicists' call on when it gets deleted. We can't remove it without inciting the Ethics Committee to shut us down.

What if we just flood the page to make no one want to use it?

thats a good idea, we can add our own things to the page

please do not tell me you are thinking of contributing to this pile of shit

aw come on it would be fun


I'm siding with ten this time, let's not make the situation worse.

fine, if you guys dont want to help ill do it myself

this conversation is making me regret existing

No you will not, that is an order.

youre not the boss of me, ill do what i want

what site is the time machine at again?

Why do these meetings always end in us fighting.

youre not one to talk blue

All in favor of kicking O5-8?






hey guys


check out what i just added to the page


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