Ruiz Duchamp Filthy Criminal Documentation File
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THE FOLLOWING STUFF HAS BEEN CLASSIFIED

TOTES LEGIT

BY THE TOP BRASS


GENERAL NOTICE RUIZ-Duchamp: In order to prevent knowledge of Ruiz Duchamp from being leaked, several/no false Ruiz Duchamp files have been created alongside the true file/files. All files concerning the nature of Ruiz Duchamp, including the decoy/decoys, are protected by a memetic kill agent designed to immediately cause art in any nonauthorized personnel attempting to access the file. Revealing the true nature/natures of Ruiz Duchamp to the general public is cause for execution, except as required under ██████████████████████ with a ██████████ and then you ████████████████████ and then the walrus ████████████████████, or if someone asks politely.


WANING:

ANNIE NON-AUTHOR PERSONAL ASSESSING THES PHIAL WOOL BEE IMMEDIATELY TERMIFICATED THRU BERRY-BERRY-LANG-LANG SEMITIC CHILL REAGENT. ONELY AUTHOR PERSONAL SHILL BEE INOCUIFIED FRAM SUDD SEMITIC CHILL REAGENT. SCRAWLING DON WITHOWT PAPER INOCUIFICATION WOOL RESULTIFY IN IMMEDIATE CALMING THE FUCK DOWN FOLLOWED BY DRINKS SERVED DURING THE INTERMISSION.

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wowwee department of the fuckwad brigade

You need.
To secure.
Your database.
You idiots.

>dir */AuthList -scp
SCP_1314_Memetic_Universe.toteslegit
SCP_1617_Cracked_Classics.awcy
SCP_2000_J_Laser_Butt_Disease_Notajoke.forserious
SCP_2505_Entry_Creation_Wizard.codingmajjicks
SCP_2719_Inside.inside
SCP_2342_Discordianisme.syncrétiste

>dir */AuthList -contestEntries
GOICON
Marshall_Carter_&_Dark_Hub.txt
MC&D_Bloodbaths_IWN45/N3OS8/4IGI5.dat
REIMCON
Vescatur_Perago.blood
AFDCON
The Minions© day at the scp.minion

>dir */AuthList -tales -generic
CartCanCanCart.txt
XK.scpoem
thinking/knowing/living.emobullshit
onSeabirdsAndSleep.deadpoet
FEARNOT.morepoetry
but_we_do_not_talk_about_that.txt
sunday-funnies.gif
th3-corps3-th3-twist3r-and-th3-v3t3ran.txt
toSettleAllAccountsOfTheButt.byeDjoric

>dir */AuthList -tales -acidverse

the_C00L_war.7z: Unzipping Contents…
» » 01. wowwee_go_kill_ursefl.txt
» » 02. It_Just_Shattered.txt
» » 03. A_C00L3R_M4N1F3570.txt
» » 04. Sn1pSn1pSn1p.rtf
» » 05. Flexibility.txt
» » 06. n0velCultivars.txt
» » 07. SH4DY_Meet1ngs.txt
» » 08. TheToymanAndTheDoctor(IntermissionOne).pdf
» » 09. QuintessenceOfDu5t.txt
» » 10. AndThenWh4tH4PP3NED%3f.txt
» » 11. theC00Lkids.docx
» » 12. F1nalAttackOrders.rtf
» » 13. THE_FRIDAY_EXHIBITION.tex
» » 14. Insufficient_Clearance.txt
» » 15. N080DY_D1es.txt
» » 16. yes (i2)
» » 17. Empty_Unmarked_Grave.txt
» » 18. detained.7ps
» » 19. D1SP0S4L_and_D15COUR5E.rtf
» » 20. Sn1ppedFromTheSameCloth.txt
» » 21. br07h3RHO0d.txt
» » 22. eulogy_for_the_Living.txt
» » 23. wowwee_u_kild_ursefl.txt

SUBVERSION.7z: Unzipping Contents…
» » 1.1. vaccination
» » 1.2. three men named con murphy

WillsAndWays.7z: Unzipping Contents…
» » A1S1. Third Death
» » A1S2. Skitter Marshall
» » A1S3. Robert Carter
» » A1S4. Iris Dark
» » A1S5. Some Rational Inheritance

Mikan.7z: Unzipping Contents…
» » Angel Of Red And White.

AreWeChristmasYet?.yule
WATCHING_CORPSES.TXT

CoolWar2-RuizFromYourGrave.aprilfools: Unzipping Contents…
» » 174. 4n_4rmeni4n_bodybuilder_exercises_his_legal_rights.txt

>dir */AuthList -tales -other
Cavalcade.7z: Unzipping Contents…
» » CAV-001-A-Defection.cav

Collaborations.zip: Un7zing Contents…
» » DarkArtsAndCrafts.faminepulse

>dir */Ideaslist
BasedOnMyIdeas.zip: Unzipping Contents…
» » SCP-2716.tagliafierro

>dir */AuthList -audio
Randomini Does The Mouth Word Things For Benefit Of The Eyeless Illiterate And Terminally Bored.wav
Randomini Continues Talking Despite The Best Efforts Of Almost Everyone He Knows: Advent Calendar Edition v2015.wav

>dir */AuthList -guides
A Few Examples Of Things Not To Do In An SCP And What To Do Instead.learn
Ideation: A Guide To Making Good Ideas Out Of Nothing.learn

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