Researcher Mathias's Colleague Protocol

Name: Researcher Mathias

Security Clearance: None

Current Site Location: Site-319

Specific Colleague Protocol: When interacting with Researcher Stuart Mathias, it is important to maintain the façade that he has any ranking within The Foundation. To aid this maintenance, the following terms are to be kept in mind:

IF HE SAYS… HE IS REFERRING TO…
Office His cell
Computer The floor
Documents The writing on the floor
Apartment The far right corner with the lamp
Wristwatch The tracking bracelet on his left arm

Meals are to be brought to his cell at 09:00 and 16:00. Balanced meals are preferred, but a Philadelphia Cheesecake Bar and small monetary donations may be provided upon a new addition to the floor.

Watch where you step.

Profile: Researcher Mathias is gifted with a unique form of clairvoyance that has proven to be beneficial to Site-319. This, however, seems to have greatly skewed his awareness. No one knows how he appeared in Containment Cell-0700, nor why he insists that it is his office/apartment.

Researcher Mathias has been known to use the provided crayons to write on the floor of his cell. Whenever he points his right index finger to anything written on the floor, he will recite something pertaining to the subject from memory. There are no variations in recitations.


CURRENT DOCUMENTS
SCP is lightning bugs1
SCP is Roosevelt's glasses2
SCP is phone app3
SCP is forgotten4
Author is me5
SCP is duck6
The Chicago Spirit is Wonderous7
SCP is stapler8
MC&D is hungry9
SCP is milk10
Medici is statue11
Tale is toddlers12
SCP is juicy13
MC&D is childcare14
SCP is rabbit15
SCP is family16
Essay is ideas17

rating: +46+x



Why are you hovering over the circle? Stop it.



So, uh, since you aren't listening to me about the circle, I guess I should apologize about the footnotes.



I realize that they are super long and you can't really interact with the links inside them. My bad.



However, they are still on this page. They're located in a hidden collapsible between the table and the rating module. I did this so people don't have to scroll through a massive text block just to comment if they want. I think it works out.



Oh, while you're here, I got a few lists for you! Check out the other circles below!



Recommendations:
Captain Kirby: SCP-3511 - Reach Out And Touch
Hot-Coles: SCP-3704 - ¢10 Per Ticket
Uncle Nicolini & Gabriel Jade: SCP-4949 - Dr. Wondertainment's dr playtime kit for the kiddos™ ft. dado
Uncle Nicolini: SCP-2983 - Choco-Wonder Explosion Marshmallow Bites!™ by Dr. Wondertainment
Rounderhouse: SCP-4149 - Professor Xorkanoff's Gallery of the Bizz-art




Translations
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SCP-3757:
Japanese Translation by TsukiyomizukuTsukiyomizuku
SCP-3732:
Chinese Translation by W AsrielW Asriel
Russian Translation by CTapbIu_XyJIuraHCTapbIu_XyJIuraH
Spanish Translation by Riyer ARiyer A
Japanese Translation by walksoldiwalksoldi
Carroll #055: The Workshop;
Chinese Translation by feitagfeitag
Spanish Translation by Dc_YerkoDc_Yerko
'Phoenix à La Mode' (KEN46/FRI98/PNX72):
Chinese Translation by FoxhyfFoxhyf
Spanish Translation by Dc_YerkoDc_Yerko
SCP-4837:
Chinese Translation by EuryaEurya
Russian Translation by CTapbIu_XyJIuraHCTapbIu_XyJIuraH
Spanish Translation by Sho ManzanotusSho Manzanotus
Goliath, Circa 1505
Chinese Translation by SraoshaSraosha
Mobile Toddler Force:
Chinese Translation by W AsrielW Asriel
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Thank you, translators! <3




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