SCP-914 Experiment Log Sandbox

Note: This page will be purged every week. If your log is rejected or doesn't adhere to the correct format, make sure to save a copy yourself if you want to try again.


Guidelines for future entries can be found here.


Note to all contributors:

Please include your name on all records, along with the date and the total number of items "refined."

Test Log Format:
All test logs should be written in this form:

**Name:**
**Date:** DD/MM/YYYY
**Total Items:**

**Input:**
**Setting:**
**Output:**


If you want to add a note to a log that has already been ported over, copy that log to the bottom of this page and use this template:

//Suggested Note://


REMINDERS TO CONTRIBUTORS: SCP-914 does not create or destroy matter, nor does it change anything on the atomic level. All outputs should contain all and only the matter included in the input. Some grandfathered entries break this rule, but new entries should never do so.

Additional reminder: 914 is a cheeky little bugger. It's unpredictable and apparently kinda snarky. If the output is exactly what you'd expect from the input, or if 914 has just obligingly improved everything you put in, the entry is out-of-character.

  • LeveritasLeveritas (me) will regularly check this page, selecting logs that are of sufficient quality to add to the log and port them over.
  • Tests that fail to adhere to the proper format (date, etc.) will not be ported until fixed.
  • You can place notes at the end of tests, and feel free to be creative when doing so. It can give some interesting insight into dynamics within the Foundation. Having said that, don't make Foundation personnel look like idiots/psychopaths/juvenile/a combination of those. It's a professional research organisation, not a fraternity ward or a death cult.
  • Not too direct. 914 doesn't talk to researchers directly, it ruins the mystery and it's not clear if the machine is sentient or not. If you put in a note, you don't get a response, you might get something that might be a response if you interpret it a certain way, but it also might be random. Or something else entirely.
If you're not comfortable with your in-universe name being used, politely request a change or come to me about it. If you start editing other logs without warning, you're out of here so fast that it's going to make your head spin. I have no tolerance for divas.

Notice: On another note, changing these notices will result in disciplinary actions, meaning Site banning, not just this log.

Some of you might have noticed that I'm being harsher on notes and logs that I deem too LOLFoundation. To illustrate my point, I'm going to use an example from part IV:

I actually edited the note. This is what it originally was:

This is a very small difference, but it makes a world of difference in tone. The first entry works a lot better because it's not a researcher scolding the machine outright like a kid would. It's implying (read, show don't tell) that the researcher became so fed up with the result that he outright left. Wacky entries work well if it's against the cold professionalism that signifies the Foundation, and it doesn't work if it looks like the employees are acting just as unprofessional.

Conversation about Experiment Log 914 and help for your entries can be found at the 914 Discord server.


Added Logs

Please delete yours as soon as you see it. Thanks! (Logs that have been moved here for more than a day have been shortened to save a little space.)


Denied Logs

Denied or equivalent by mod, as well as drafts that have not been touched for a long time. (Will be deleted after a day without activity.)

General Notes

Notices for everyone.

1. Have you had enough sleep? Because if you didn't, it's still NOT an excuse for low-quality tests.

2. If you didn't bother reading the above division of obviously important text, click here!
3. Part XV is up and running! Find your tests here.
4. New log-writers, please do not use other writers' characters without asking. It is generally seen as bad form. If you want to use someone's character, most of the writers can be contacted via Wikidot PM or, for a quicker response, the 914 Discord server.
5. Everyone is invited to join the above Discord server. This also facilitates easier communication with the mod.


Notes to Mod

Extant entry fixes.

New Entries

Add your entry below this line.


Name: Junior Researcher Metrov
Date: 01/04/2020
Total Items: Five post-it notes with sketches of fish drawn on them

Note: In France, a customary April Fool's prank is to stick post-it notes with doodles of fish on them on to as many adults as possible. I'm not French, but Russians don't have any specific tradition so I figured I'd do this. - JR Metrov

Input: One post-it note
Setting: Rough
Output: A small pile of ashes.

Input: One post-it note
Setting: Coarse
Output: Shredded paper. Results consistent with industrial paper shredders.

Input: One post-it note
Setting: 1:1
Output: A post-it note with a sketch of a bird on it.

Input: One post-it note
Setting: Fine
Output: A visually unchanged post-it note. When unobserved the note would teleport itself on to the back of the nearest human. Result incinerated.

Input: One post-it note
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Output: A live fish of indeterminate species. An origami fish. Viewers of the output are affected by a cognitohazard that causes them to believe that the origami is a live fish. Object placed in Anomalous Storage.

Note: For a second there I thought 914 had broken what few rules we thought it followed. Thank 343 it didn't, I doubt anything good could come out of that. - JR Metrov

Please only upload this on April Fools. - Metrov


Name: Dr. Richardson
Date: 28/03/2020
Total Items: Two polypropylene models of COVID-19

Input: One polypropylene model of COVID-19
Setting: 1:1
Output: One polypropylene model of HIV

HIV is a lot worse than Corona. - Mod

Input: One polypropylene model of COVID-19
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Carbon dust and H2 gas. Upon breathing in the H2 gas, Dr. Richardson immediately started asphyxiating. A medical staff member was called upon to retrieve and quarantine Dr. Richardson. Later health analysis showed that Dr. Richardson has developed COVID-19.

Addendum: Dr. Richardson has been restored to full health after 5 days of treatment.

Note to mods: The chemical composition of polypropylene is C3H6.

This makes a virus out of a model. It's being debated if a virus is alive or not, but it's definitely biological. Is this even possible? - Mod


Name: Junior Researcher Reimer
Date: 30/03/2020
Total Items: Three folders, each containing a log of all SCP-914 tests done in January 2019 (Tests 914-0323 through 914-0382). All have been redacted in accordance to 3/914 clearance rules.

Input: One SCP-914 test folder
Setting: 1:1
Output: A folder, containing a copy of the SCP-1730 exploration logs.

Input: One SCP-914 test folder
Setting: Fine
Output: A booklet, containing a log of all SCP-914 tests done in January 2020 (Tests 914-1334 through 914-1418). The papers are noticeably thinner, and the folder has been repurposed into the booklet's cover.

Input: One SCP-914 test folder
Setting: Coarse
Output: A torn copy of the SCP-682 termination logs, 4/682 clearance. One of the logs, detailing an attempt using a memetic kill agent, did not happen in this universe.

Note: All three items have been sent to secure storage. Also apparently 682 is considered inferior by 914's standards. - JR Reimer

Note: This kill agent log has been removed within 12 hours of addition. - Mod

Which is why it did not happen in the logs' universe. It might have happened in an alternate universe (emphasis on the might have), but not this one. - Cleve


If your test log submission has been removed and you cannot find it in Experiment Log 914, the "Added logs" or "Denied logs" collapsibles, do PM me at kaimenplskaimenpls immediately and I will retrieve it for you. - Kai

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