SCP-009-J
rating: +203+x

Item #: SCP-009-J

Object Class: Fun for ages 2 and up

Special Containment Procedures: This book belongs to ___aLFiə_JaCOBs_____.
A Foundation First Readers Book, © 2013 Dr. Wondertainment Press.

Description:

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone?

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Is it under the table?

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Was it sat upon?

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Is it there on the ceiling?

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Is it under the rug?

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Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug?

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Did it run through the tunnel?

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Did it fall down the stair?

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Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair?

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Did it get on a train to a far-away place?

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Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space?

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Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]?

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If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged?

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Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to?

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Oh wait, that's right!

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SCP-009-J is you!

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