Item #: SCP-009-J
Object Class: Fun for ages 2 and up
Special Containment Procedures: This book belongs to ___aLFiə_JaCOBs_____.
A Foundation First Readers Book, © 2013 Dr. Wondertainment Press.
SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone?
Is it under the table?
Was it sat upon?
Is it there on the ceiling?
Is it under the rug?
Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug?
Did it run through the tunnel?
Did it fall down the stairs?
Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair?
Did it get on a train to a far-away place?
Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space?
Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]?
If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged?
Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to?
Oh wait, that's right!
SCP-009-J is you!