SCP-1994-J
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I HAVE THE BALL OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOOD

Item #: SCP-1994-J

Object Class: AMAZING!!!!!!!

Special Containment Procedures: OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE TO THROW IT TO ME AT LEAST 5 7 29 TIMES A DAY!!!!!!! OH AND WE HAVE TO GO TO THE PARK TOO! CAN WE GO TO THE PARK? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE GO TO THE PARK?!?!?!?!!?!

Description: IT'S A BIG SHINY GREEN BALL AND I LOVE TO PLAY WITH IT! SOMETIMES HE TRIES TO TRICK ME WHEN HE HIDES IT BEHIND HIS BACK BUT I AM SMARTER THAN HIM!!!!! WE GO OUT IN THE FRONT LAWN AND HE THROWS IT BACK AND FORTH AND IT'S AWESOME AND-

what's that motherfuckin' mailman doing here?

yeah, you better go away. motherfucker.

WILL YOU THROW IT IN THE POOL??!?!?!?!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I LOVE WHEN YOU THROW THE BALL IN THE POOL AND I GO GET IT AND YAAAAAAAAAAY!

Addendum: I LOVE THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

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