Item #: SCP-300-J
Object Class: Shatterproof Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-300-J is to be kept in a locked containment box in storage. Level-2 researchers are permitted to worship test SCP-300-J per Site director discretion.
Description: SCP-300-J is the a omniscient sentient, magnificent standard brand, crimson red plastic ruler of the kingdom of storage box 397-E with the supreme gift anomalous ability to affect all mention of its raw power existence. No imperfections measurement markings are indicated on its divine body surface.
Once a peasant human acknowledges its perfection existence, SCP-300-J will try to remind convince them that IT IS it is a ruler of a kingdom. SCP-300-J does this by enlightening interrupting all forms of human communication. SCP-300-J's authority compulsion is noted to be easily overcome not for long, filth, usually by correcting any statements involving the object.
Once mortals behold visual contact is made with SCP-300-J, it will begin to communicate with observers telepathically, often interrupting thoughts and redirecting them to its greatness its presence.