AUDIO LOG
DATE: 2017/07/17
NOTE: Excerpt from a podcast ("Kai Sanchez: Positively Rich"). The podcast's host (Kai Sanchez) is a leading figure within anomalous MLM, and investment communities; he is currently under Foundation surveillance. His guest is Lucien Marchand, an investment broker from Philadelphia.
KAI: And do rich people cringe? When you talk about this, tell people about this?
LUCIEN: Oh, yeah.
KAI: When you —
LUCIEN: Yeah. Yeah, I get that a lot. My friends are always telling me: 'Don't tell them that! Don't let them know. Keep them poor.'
KAI: Hah!
LUCIEN: Because this is the thing, Kai. This is what the richest people don't want you to know. The poor will always be among us, but so long as you stay hungry? You won't be among them. As long as you're hungry, you'll think.
KAI: Yeah. Yeah, that's really it, isn't it? I think it's amazing how many folks just don't know about this. All you need are some ordinary tools you can get at any hardware store.
LUCIEN: And the right investment plan. We've got a kit, you can purchase it on our website. Has all the tools you need.
KAI: Link'll be in the description, folks. Tell 'em Kai sent you.
LUCIEN: The kit includes a packet of pure ocean sea-salt. My own choice blend. Once you're done, mix it with a little mineral water, gargle, and spit. It helps the blood clots settle. Gives them a chance to develop.
KAI: And they grow right back.
LUCIEN: Yep.
KAI: I mean, look at your mouth.
LUCIEN: Hell, I've lost cavities.
KAI: At this rate, you'll put dentistry out of business.
LUCIEN: (laughing) We just might.
KAI: Now, your site includes a kit for kids.
LUCIEN: (laughing) Well, it's —
KAI: And some people, some people get a little squeamish about that?
LUCIEN: It's more for the parents than the kids. We don't — we're not saying you should push your kids into this. It's just that, you know, when you're that young, they're coming out anyway, and —
KAI: Oh, right. Yeah.
LUCIEN: And I mean, this is the real world, you know? You can't afford to be squeamish in the real world. Kids need to learn that. They'll grow back. There's topical anesthetic in the kit. We even offer different flavors. Cherry, grape, whatever.
KAI: Right, yeah. And it's a good way to get them involved, help them learn how the world works. Teach them.
LUCIEN: Yeah.
KAI: Teach them the right values.
LUCIEN: Yeah. But, look, I understand some people aren't willing to — this isn't for everyone. Some people —
KAI: It's so easy, though.
LUCIEN: Yeah. But some people can't do it. Some people, they just don't have what it takes, y'know? And those people, I mean, maybe that's just how they are. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. You think like a poor man, you'll be a poor man. It's genetic.
KAI: That's so hard for people to understand.
LUCIEN: Yeah. And that's a shame, but y'know, we'll always need people to clean the toilets. For the rest of us? For the entrepreneurs?
KAI: (laughing) For those who stay hungry.
LUCIEN: You just gotta be willing to pull some teeth.