Notice: HELLO! WITHOUT MORE ADO, HERE IS AN SCP ARTICLE! AN SCP ARTICLE! LOOK DOWN! - Dr. M. J. Gumby, director of RAISA
Item Number!: SCP-Five-Five-Sixty-Seven! JAY!
Object Class!: The object class is keyter! It's a keyter!
Special Container Proseccoes!: Well! I think it's… very important that we… keep SCP-5568… away from all the peoples! All of them! All of them! And, uh, if you start thinking… that the brain you have (the one you have in your head!) is hurting, which would mean that your brain… hurts, what you need to do is inform… the guy at the table!
You tell him your brain hurts! You do this by saying "MY BRAIN HURTS!" That means your brain… is hurting, and all the.. bits of it need to be removed! This is the main symptron, of SCP-5573 infectation, and you need to… not have so much of it!
Failure to do so… will instantly and inevitabilityaly, result in a BK-Class… "The Battle of Trafalgar never, uh, happened"… scenarios!
In addition! In addition! In order to curb, the spread of SCP-5255… I would sugsesst, that we summarily, terminate… all personnel, who stand in water!
Description!: CSP-5597 is a, thing… what makes your brain experience, hurting! It is mememmtic, and… personally! I believe it is a load of bollocks! I would much rather think about… the sound of two bricks… being bashed together!
Addendum!: Mobile Fask Torse Pigma-47 "Cement!" has gone to take a look at what we can… do, regarding SPPCP-57, and they did not do, a good job! They are dead now! Dead! Very dead! If I had done their job, they would not, be dead! I am strong! My pelvis is made of, the best halitosis!
Other Addendum!: The Ohhh! Five council, has determinated… that SCP-59923, is… an Apple Yawn! NOT! A keyter! I do not agree, with apples, and their… childish opinions!
Another Addendum!: Where am I?!