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Some day, they'll all be immortalised in verse, eh. Enjoy


Big angry lizard
Kind of grumpy, but still fun
Until he eats you


Delicious slime ball
Leaves one feeling minty fresh
No dead bodies, please


If you close your eyes
It will break your fucking neck
Try not to blink, son


Odd vending machine
Every snack a new surprise
Orgasm muffins


Where did that thing go
The hallway is different now
Twelve rights and a left


Fashionable coat
Produces arms from within
Gets kind of grabby


resting wall to wall
beware the hungry sand dune
microscopic bugs


Pretty land of snow
Swirling in a crystal ball
Giant spider time


One-player chess game
Black pieces move on their own
And gloat when they win


Hiker passing by
Finds a dragon in the ice
Looks a little shit

-A Fat Ghost


It feels pretty good
Just don't touch the last setting
Really, don't do it


Lots and lots of pipes
Miles and miles of it even
Filled with who knows what


Scalpels, needles, saws
Scissors, knives and fishing hooks
This will be painful


Takes people apart
But they're still okay mostly
In bits and pieces


One hundred and fifty
It's the whole damn internet
On some little disks

"335"/lol version

The whole internet
I just accidentally
Is this dangerous


Oh god, what is that
It's just so fucking freaky
Wat I don't even

-K.P. Crow

Lots and lots of gears,
Destroys minds and eats metals,
Grind grind grind grind grind

Um… wait… just a bit
I know I had something here
But… damn, I forgot



Smokey the bad cop
Kills all lawbreakers dead and
Says "runfuckerrun"


Roses are Red and
Violets are blue… wait, have I
done this allready?


Apocalypse man.
Consult a necromancer
or else we're all fucked


Aw yeah, who's a man
and a half? I'm 12.0 on
the scale of badness!


Pop it in and close,
Whatever you need improved,
Crank, Clank, Crank, Clank, Ding!


Paste me if you want,
I promise I will make it
Better than when new!


Purple fun for all
Can even purple a ball
Brovisr Funtastic!


The pen makes its mark
The student learns instantly
Time marches onwards


Computer with folks
Try not to think about them
If you do, they're screwed


Old civilized apes
They want to fucking kill us
Should we let them in?



I don't understand.
Did I just write in Haiku?
This bowl is trouble.


Sobbing in his cup.
He wishes for more cocaine.
It didn't appear.


Gears was gone. She wants…
wanted the answers. But now?
Queen to A5. Check.


Crafting joy, madness,
misters, toys, and happiness!
Just while supplies last!

"Dangerous to View"

Anonymous us,
Anomalous we made this,
So, are we cool yet?


Made you a new one.
What's lost is lost, but Eric,
come home, we miss you.


Dangerous virus,
well, technically a prion,
and it makes zombies.


The giant of bronze
Built by MEKHANE, to oppose
The Flesh and Karcists.


Small rock, many worlds
Glass sees in you, hope They don't
your colour, your hell

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