SCPoems
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Some day, they'll all be immortalised in verse, eh. Enjoy

"682"

Big angry lizard
Kind of grumpy, but still fun
Until he eats you

"447"

Delicious slime ball
Leaves one feeling minty fresh
No dead bodies, please

"173"

If you close your eyes
It will break your fucking neck
Try not to blink, son

"261"

Odd vending machine
Every snack a new surprise
Orgasm muffins

"184"

Where did that thing go
The hallway is different now
Twelve rights and a left

"262"

Fashionable coat
Produces arms from within
Gets kind of grabby

"165"

resting wall to wall
beware the hungry sand dune
microscopic bugs

"251"

Pretty land of snow
Swirling in a crystal ball
Giant spider time

"177"

One-player chess game
Black pieces move on their own
And gloat when they win

"125"

Hiker passing by
Finds a dragon in the ice
Looks a little shit

-A Fat Ghost

"297"

It feels pretty good
Just don't touch the last setting
Really, don't do it

"015"

Lots and lots of pipes
Miles and miles of it even
Filled with who knows what

"162"

Scalpels, needles, saws
Scissors, knives and fishing hooks
This will be painful

"291"

Takes people apart
But they're still okay mostly
In bits and pieces

"335"

One hundred and fifty
It's the whole damn internet
On some little disks

"335"/lol version

The whole internet
I just accidentally
Is this dangerous

"WTF"

Oh god, what is that
It's just so fucking freaky
Wat I don't even

-K.P. Crow

"882"
Lots and lots of gears,
Destroys minds and eats metals,
Grind grind grind grind grind

"055"
Um… wait… just a bit
I know I had something here
But… damn, I forgot

-SLR

"973"

Smokey the bad cop
Kills all lawbreakers dead and
Says "runfuckerrun"

"292"

Roses are Red and
Violets are blue… wait, have I
done this allready?
-Edrobot

"1333-J"

Apocalypse man.
Consult a necromancer
or else we're all fucked

"10101-J"

Aw yeah, who's a man
and a half? I'm 12.0 on
the scale of badness!

"914"

Pop it in and close,
Whatever you need improved,
Crank, Clank, Crank, Clank, Ding!
-SnugglyChaos

"248"

Paste me if you want,
I promise I will make it
Better than when new!
-SnugglyChaos

"1463"

Purple fun for all
Can even purple a ball
Brovisr Funtastic!
-SnugglyChaos

"1066"

The pen makes its mark
The student learns instantly
Time marches onwards

"1231"

Computer with folks
Try not to think about them
If you do, they're screwed

"1000"

Old civilized apes
They want to fucking kill us
Should we let them in?

-Reject

"931"

I don't understand.
Did I just write in Haiku?
This bowl is trouble.

"1481"

Sobbing in his cup.
He wishes for more cocaine.
It didn't appear.

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