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toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet
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;not a typo".
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Agent Flah has so far been instrumental in the recovery and/or containment of the following SCP items:
SCP-401 - A Palm Tree
SCP-426 - I am a Toaster
SCP-451 - Mister
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Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
not to damage the item within. He opened it up and lifted it out. It was rather burnt and dented, but still recognizably a toaster. "Where's Marshall?"
The man tapped at a device on his wrist. Mr
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include: apples, oranges, watermelons, eggplants, candy bars, snack foods (See Addendum #1), televisions, toasters, laptops, keys (See Addendum #2), chairs, wine, DVDs, CDs (See Addendum #3), cats, dogs
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-038
continue with your work.
Dr. ███████ locked me in a room with a toaster for a week. If that's some sort of joke, I don't really get it.
So I managed to land a temporary job at the Site infirmary
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to be ready for it.”
“Going to be hard to do that, with Trev at 19 and Tom in Antarctica.” Bailey put four slices of wheat bread into the toaster. There was no peanut butter.
“Yeah, yeah, keep trying
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Dude fucked a toaster. I wouldn't have used that expungement, but you know that this guy died because he fucked a toaster. It's barely expunged at all.
Chapter Three: Excellent Explanations
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has happened to them.
Now, if you were to say that Bavil installed your hive intelligence to the TOASTER, you'd have something there. Because the toaster totally burnt my toast. It must have it out
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Condition
SCP-421 - Shoal of Driftwood
SCP-422 - Patchwork Beast
SCP-423 - Self-Inserting Character
SCP-424 - Nanomimes
SCP-425 - The Infinity Broadcast
SCP-426 - I am a Toaster
SCP-427 - Lovecraftian
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