Cyantreuse's Pit of Despair and SCPhotoshop
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~~In the End by Linkin Park except pitch-shifted and exported at a bit depth of 8~~


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I'm not like those other D-classes, m'anomaly. Just give me a chance to tip m'fedora at you and we'll hit it off, you'll see. They'll all see

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The D doesn't stand for disposable, but it does stand for DANK 😩😩😩👌💦💦

Assigned Number: D-69420

Former Name: ███████ █. ████

Date of First File: April 28, 2014

Date of Apprehension: October 20, 2015

Provisionary Warnings: Euclid in the streets, Keter in the sheets

Recovery Information: D-69420 was recovered from their shitty one-bedroom unit in ███ ████ Apartments, ██████████, North Carolina on ██.██.██, found doing absolutely nothing with their life and being a general nuisance to the public. Upon arrest by Foundation agents, they were quoted as saying "do it, fuckers, now I don't have to pay rent." Following this point, they have been cooperative with Foundation personnel regardless of their terrible, terrible morals and the fact that they all smell like they use Lysol as perfume.

Despite monthly amnesticization, D-69420 still seems to recall their legal name and even the results of the 2016 United States election, despite being unable to gain knowledge of the event from within Foundation imprisonment. On 11.09.16, they were reported by cell block guard Agent ██████ to have said "just keep me in here, come to think of it. Now the entire US government has worse ethical reasoning that even you guys, so I don't give a shit anymore."

With the exception of being unfathomably annoying at all times, D-69420 is compliant with testing procedures.

Notes:

"Please just terminate that one already."
-Agent ██████, 09.29.16

"Why are they giving me bedroom eyes?"
-SCP-████, ██.██.16

"No one is going to convince me that that number actually got randomly generated. Get me Director Aktus, this is pissing me off."
-Dr. Hollands, 10.02.16

"They can't even dab properly, so how are they of any use to this organization?"
-Agent ██████, 11.25.16

"I'm calling the police"
-Dr. ████████, 12.05.16


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SCP-1471-J 56 28 27 Feb 2016 00:56 15 Oct 2016 00:16 8488
SCP-1471-J Supplement Log 20 14 27 Feb 2016 01:00 23 Apr 2016 05:49 8024
Cyantreuse's Pit of Despair and SCPhotoshop 62 24 27 Feb 2016 08:45 09 Jan 2017 16:43 32631
Love and Relative Dimensions in Fate: Dr. Clef/Doctor Who 28 22 01 Apr 2016 03:19 09 Jan 2017 21:41 6960
Colors, Part II 16 9 26 May 2016 18:59 31 May 2016 03:01 6826
And What Was a Soul to That Blank White World 63 17 19 Sep 2016 00:23 08 Oct 2016 08:32 11313
"Baby's First Guide to Euclid-Class Anomalies" & Other Questionable Documents Recovered from the Hard Drive of Dr. ████ ███████ 74 13 14 Nov 2016 23:08 20 Nov 2016 16:16 12664
Too Cold to Live, Too Young to Die 31 17 26 Nov 2016 05:14 29 Dec 2016 21:54 28035
Home for the Holidays 17 8 24 Dec 2016 02:41 30 Dec 2016 18:34 18876
SCP-2738 48 20 05 Jan 2017 16:43 17 Jan 2017 13:53 17760
SCP-2758 64 30 11 Jan 2017 00:24 16 Jan 2017 19:53 19909
A Billion Brilliant Colors and a Spirit Less Than Human 26 15 14 Jan 2017 06:05 17 Jan 2017 01:01 22736

Articles by Series/Affiliation:

Colors
Colors, Part II

SCP-1471-J
1471-J collab log

Baby's Guide
SCP-2708
Too Cold to Live, Too Young to Die

And What Was a Soul to That Blank White World
A Billion Brilliant Colors and a Spirit Less Than Human

Random Contributions:

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