Cyantreuse's Pit of Despair and SCPhotoshop
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I'm not like those other D-classes, m'anomaly. Just give me a chance to tip m'fedora at you and we'll hit it off, you'll see. They'll all see

Item #: [bland and overused 69420 joke]

Object Class: Euclid in the streets, Keter in the sheets

Succ Containment Procedures: fuck it up fam ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ keep that ๐Ÿ‘€good๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œshit๐Ÿ‘€ locked ๐Ÿ” down ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” and under ๐Ÿ“น watch ๐Ÿ“น in ๐Ÿ“ก Site-81 ๐Ÿข baby ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Description: look mom, they're called memes, okay? just because u and dad didn't pay attention in memetics class doesn't mean u can ignore my interests n invalidate them. none of you love me like the foundation does, not you not dad not the bitches @ skool (not any1), so i'm moving in with them now. just try and stop me mom, u don't control my life okay. no one understands meโ„ขยฎ

Testimonials:

"go back to tumblr"

~The New York Times, 08.09.16

@Cyantreuse
I forgot I was in here I suck
I updated my author page
decided to make it shittier
http://www.scp-wiki.net/sexycontainmentprocedures

jarvis: cyantreuse: Cyantreuse's Pit of Despair and SCPhotoshop (written 6 months ago by Cyantreuse; rating: +36) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/sexycontainmentprocedures

Dr_Kens
Cyantreuse: For your transgressions, I sentence you to…
A WHIPPING
with Twizzlers.

@Cyantreuse
can I put that in the testimonials

Dr_Kens
Yes.

"does anyone have a testimonial I need more testimonials"

~Cyantreuse, 12.02.16

00:29:25 WrongJohnSilver
"She puts the whip in cream. I'd say she cannot be contained, but that is oh, so fabulously untrue."

00:29:44 Cyantreuse
i dont know what the first part means but okay. good

00:29:56 WrongJohnSilver
You can dump the first part.

00:30:02 Cyantreuse
what does the cream mean
00:30:05
what does it mean john

Fanart(!):



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