Cyantreuse's Pit of Despair and SCPhotoshop
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m'anomaly

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epic drawing of yours truly by psychologist-frog.tumblr.com

Item #: [bland and overused 69420 joke]

Object Class: Euclid in the streets, Keter in the sheets

Special Containment Procedures: you can't contain love, baby

Description: you at home chillin with [REDACTED] when this saltshaker from Meschk-Mernanschordbtoum-VordhosbnV7 break out the riding crop but bae gonna be home from work soon n catch you transportin to the fifth dimension without their permission n the concrete n rebar statue in the corner been givin u the eye all night u got 7.22 seconds to hit that wyd???

Testimonials:

"go back to tumblr"

~The New York Times, 08.09.16

"uhh I prefer the vanilla thanks"

~Marty "Everyman™" Stu when asked about his preference in coffee shops, 1970s-present

@Cyantreuse
I forgot I was in here I suck
I updated my author page
decided to make it shittier
http://www.scp-wiki.net/sexycontainmentprocedures

jarvis: cyantreuse: Cyantreuse's Pit of Despair and SCPhotoshop (written 6 months ago by Cyantreuse; rating: +36) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/sexycontainmentprocedures

Dr_Kens
Cyantreuse: For your transgressions, I sentence you to…
A WHIPPING
with Twizzlers.

@Cyantreuse
can I put that in the testimonials

Dr_Kens
Yes.

Articles by Post Date:

title post date
"Baby's First Guide to Keter-Class Anomalies" and Other Questionable Documents Recovered from the Hard Drive of Dr. ████ ███████ 12.24.15
Colors 01.31.16
SCP-1471-J 02.26.16
1471-J collab log 02.26.16
Love and Relative Dimensions in Fate: Dr. Clef/Doctor Who1 03.31.16
Teh Fantem of teh opura2 04.01.16
Colors, Part II 05.26.16
And What Was a Soul to That Blank White World 09.18.16

Articles by Series/Affiliation:

title post date
Colors 01.31.16
Colors, Part II 05.26.16
SCP-1471-J 02.26.16
1471-J collab log 02.26.16

Random Contributions:

article thing did when why
SCP-029 put all that body paint on and took that picture 02.29.16 ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡~)_/¯

Right click + open image in new tab to get the full resolution3:


I also have a Redbubble, where I sell SCPickup lines.4 (Realtalk, these are NSFW like the Redbubble page, obviously):


Also, my username means cyan and chartreuse. (It was originally just going to be Chartreuse, but that was taken on Wikidot. Ultimately I'm glad I went with this because "Char" would have been an odd nickname as opposed to Cyan.) Specifically #00ffff and #ceff00 when it comes to my graphic design stuff. Did you know that there are quite a few people who remember chartreuse as red or deep magenta rather than yellow-green, and that some believe that and phenomena similar to it might potentially prove that alternate realities are more than science fiction?

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