Cyantreuse's Pit of Despair and SCPhotoshop
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epic drawing of yours truly by

Item #: [bland and overused 69420 joke]

Object Class: Euclid in the streets, Keter in the sheets

Special Containment Procedures: fuck it up fam ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ keep that ๐Ÿ‘€good๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œshit๐Ÿ‘€ locked ๐Ÿ” down ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ” and under ๐Ÿ“น watch ๐Ÿ“น in ๐Ÿ“ก Site-81 ๐Ÿข baby ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ succ

Description: look mom, they're called memes, okay? just because u and dad didn't pay attention in memetics class doesn't mean u can ignore my interests n invalidate them. none of you love me like the foundation does, not you not dad not the bitches @ skool (not any1), so i'm moving in with them now. just try and stop me mom, u don't control my life okay. no one understands meโ„ขยฎ


"go back to tumblr"

~The New York Times, 08.09.16

"uhh I prefer the vanilla thanks"

~Marty "Everymanโ„ข" Stu when asked about his preference in coffee shops, 1970s-present

I forgot I was in here I suck
I updated my author page
decided to make it shittier

jarvis: cyantreuse: Cyantreuse's Pit of Despair and SCPhotoshop (written 6 months ago by Cyantreuse; rating: +36) -

Cyantreuse: For your transgressions, I sentence you to…
with Twizzlers.

can I put that in the testimonials


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Random Contributions:

article thing did when why
SCP-029 put all that body paint on and took that picture 02.29.16 ยฏ\_( อกยฐ อœส– อก~)_/ยฏ

Right click + open image in new tab to get the full resolution3:

I also have a Redbubble, where I sell SCPickup lines.4 (Realtalk, these are NSFW like the Redbubble page, obviously):

Also, my username means cyan and chartreuse. (It was originally just going to be Chartreuse, but that was taken on Wikidot. Ultimately I'm glad I went with this because "Char" would have been an odd nickname as opposed to Cyan.) Specifically #00ffff and #ceff00 when it comes to my graphic design stuff. Did you know that there are quite a few people who remember chartreuse as red or deep magenta rather than yellow-green, and that some believe that and phenomena similar to it might potentially prove that alternate realities are more than science fiction?

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