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SCP-AU in repose. Nobody knows what the fuck that is behind him.

Item #: SCP-AU

Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1

Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.

SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal 1383 239 21 Apr 2017 04:14 18 Mar 2020 17:25
SCP-5999 715 217 20 Jan 2020 20:39 30 Mar 2020 04:10
SCP-3280 369 58 20 Feb 2018 04:46 24 Jan 2020 21:18
SCP-2193 351 73 18 Sep 2016 07:41 01 Aug 2019 18:58
SCP-3980 316 63 17 Feb 2018 08:11 24 Jan 2020 17:28
SCP-783 263 44 03 Jun 2018 03:03 04 Aug 2019 12:17
SCP-1661 190 19 25 Mar 2018 01:19 25 Mar 2019 02:47
SCP-2923 190 48 28 Apr 2016 14:40 07 Oct 2019 20:00
SCP-2385 161 34 07 Jan 2017 01:07 20 May 2019 00:47
SCP-3963 147 29 14 Jul 2017 06:07 24 Jan 2020 17:38
SCP-4910 114 95 30 Nov 2018 06:00 15 Mar 2020 21:51
SCP-3246 101 27 09 Apr 2018 16:23 24 Jan 2020 21:04
SCP-3247 98 35 08 Apr 2018 03:45 28 Mar 2020 15:16

Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.

Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Not Fade Away 166 20 31 Oct 2016 09:53 09 Dec 2017 05:57
Reap What You Sew 78 9 16 Feb 2017 18:32 28 Apr 2018 05:20
Paradigm Shift 58 3 30 May 2017 14:16 03 Feb 2018 21:45
A Reason To Die 39 11 18 Sep 2016 04:39 16 May 2019 09:10
And Then I Died IV - Series 2 30 14 01 Oct 2018 06:26 15 Nov 2018 01:05

Addendumb

SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.

GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited
SPC-173 206 22 18 Feb 2018 06:22 06 Apr 2019 01:13
LTE-2712-Bosch 112 48 20 Jul 2016 16:39 01 Jul 2019 09:15
P'rantortiz the Vile 108 12 02 Mar 2017 22:34 01 May 2018 07:33
SPC-2935 107 16 02 Apr 2018 00:47 06 Apr 2019 01:20

Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.

Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.

Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
SCP-783-L1 141 28 23 Jul 2018 05:12 06 Jul 2019 04:07

V for Addenda

Other Stuff I've Written:

Entry #17 on the 3301 test log, wherein I shoot my Author Avatar in the FRIGGEN FACE! It's a board game set in the Red Pool!!!

This creepypasta for Gears Birthday anthology 2017 titled "Hush".

Stuff in the "Junk Stuff" section of my sandbox - posted to the site with varying degrees of success - all self-deleted. All of these are up for grabs should anyone be interested in rewriting them.

Shaggynote: Should I happen to vanish, my shit belongs to the community. If for some reason edits or changes need to be made anywhere, including rewording articles for tone or for shifting standards/crosslink stuff/any unforeseeable site-wide culture shifts and projects, then go wild, so long as it makes sense.

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