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SCP-AU in repose. Nobody knows what the fuck that is behind him.

Item #: SCP-AU

Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1

Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.

SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal 973 230 21 Apr 2017 04:14 08 May 2019 13:45
SCP-2193 286 73 18 Sep 2016 07:41 09 Mar 2019 11:53
SCP-3980 273 62 17 Feb 2018 08:11 10 May 2019 22:56
SCP-3280 262 57 20 Feb 2018 04:46 08 May 2019 14:02
SCP-783 205 43 03 Jun 2018 03:03 06 Apr 2019 23:35
SCP-1661 156 18 25 Mar 2018 01:19 25 Mar 2019 02:47
SCP-2923 150 44 28 Apr 2016 14:40 14 Dec 2018 03:07
SCP-2385 141 33 07 Jan 2017 01:07 20 May 2019 00:47
SCP-3963 132 29 14 Jul 2017 06:07 14 Dec 2018 03:08
SCP-4910 97 94 30 Nov 2018 06:00 10 Mar 2019 21:56
SCP-3246 84 27 09 Apr 2018 16:23 14 Dec 2018 03:11
SCP-3247 83 35 08 Apr 2018 03:45 19 Mar 2019 00:52

Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.

Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Not Fade Away 138 20 31 Oct 2016 09:53 09 Dec 2017 05:57
Reap What You Sew 65 9 16 Feb 2017 18:32 28 Apr 2018 05:20
Paradigm Shift 46 3 30 May 2017 14:16 03 Feb 2018 21:45
A Reason To Die 39 11 18 Sep 2016 04:39 16 May 2019 09:10
And Then I Died IV - Series 2 30 14 01 Oct 2018 06:26 15 Nov 2018 01:05

Addendumb

SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.

GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited
SPC-173 168 22 18 Feb 2018 06:22 06 Apr 2019 01:13
SPC-2935 97 16 02 Apr 2018 00:47 06 Apr 2019 01:20
P'rantortiz the Vile 97 12 02 Mar 2017 22:34 01 May 2018 07:33
LTE-2712-Bosch 83 46 20 Jul 2016 16:39 01 Apr 2019 00:33

Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.

Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.

Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
SCP-783-L1 110 27 23 Jul 2018 05:12 18 May 2019 05:21

V for Addenda

Other Stuff I've Written:

Entry #17 on the 3301 test log, wherein I shoot my Author Avatar in the FRIGGEN FACE! It's a board game set in the Red Pool!!!

This creepypasta for Gears Birthday anthology 2017 titled "Hush".

Stuff in the "Junk Stuff" section of my sandbox - posted to the site with varying degrees of success - all self-deleted. All of these are up for grabs should anyone be interested in rewriting them.

Shaggynote: Should I happen to vanish, my shit belongs to the community. If for some reason edits or changes need to be made anywhere, including rewording articles for tone or for shifting standards/crosslink stuff/any unforeseeable site-wide culture shifts and projects, then go wild, so long as it makes sense.

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