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SCP-AU in repose. Nobody knows what the fuck that is behind him.

Item #: SCP-AU

Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1

Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.

SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal 1266 236 21 Apr 2017 04:14 21 Oct 2019 20:03
SCP-3280 341 58 20 Feb 2018 04:46 24 Jan 2020 21:18
SCP-2193 335 73 18 Sep 2016 07:41 01 Aug 2019 18:58
SCP-3980 303 63 17 Feb 2018 08:11 24 Jan 2020 17:28
SCP-783 257 44 03 Jun 2018 03:03 04 Aug 2019 12:17
SCP-2923 186 48 28 Apr 2016 14:40 07 Oct 2019 20:00
SCP-1661 184 18 25 Mar 2018 01:19 25 Mar 2019 02:47
SCP-2385 152 34 07 Jan 2017 01:07 20 May 2019 00:47
SCP-3963 143 29 14 Jul 2017 06:07 24 Jan 2020 17:38
SCP-5000: Seven 116 73 20 Jan 2020 20:39 25 Jan 2020 04:04
SCP-4910 111 95 30 Nov 2018 06:00 05 Jun 2019 04:04
SCP-3246 94 27 09 Apr 2018 16:23 24 Jan 2020 21:04
SCP-3247 92 35 08 Apr 2018 03:45 24 Jan 2020 21:05

Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.

Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Not Fade Away 160 20 31 Oct 2016 09:53 09 Dec 2017 05:57
Reap What You Sew 75 9 16 Feb 2017 18:32 28 Apr 2018 05:20
Paradigm Shift 55 3 30 May 2017 14:16 03 Feb 2018 21:45
A Reason To Die 39 11 18 Sep 2016 04:39 16 May 2019 09:10
And Then I Died IV - Series 2 30 14 01 Oct 2018 06:26 15 Nov 2018 01:05

Addendumb

SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.

GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited
SPC-173 188 22 18 Feb 2018 06:22 06 Apr 2019 01:13
LTE-2712-Bosch 108 48 20 Jul 2016 16:39 01 Jul 2019 09:15
SPC-2935 105 16 02 Apr 2018 00:47 06 Apr 2019 01:20
P'rantortiz the Vile 105 12 02 Mar 2017 22:34 01 May 2018 07:33

Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.

Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.

Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
SCP-783-L1 135 28 23 Jul 2018 05:12 06 Jul 2019 04:07

V for Addenda

Other Stuff I've Written:

Entry #17 on the 3301 test log, wherein I shoot my Author Avatar in the FRIGGEN FACE! It's a board game set in the Red Pool!!!

This creepypasta for Gears Birthday anthology 2017 titled "Hush".

Stuff in the "Junk Stuff" section of my sandbox - posted to the site with varying degrees of success - all self-deleted. All of these are up for grabs should anyone be interested in rewriting them.

Shaggynote: Should I happen to vanish, my shit belongs to the community. If for some reason edits or changes need to be made anywhere, including rewording articles for tone or for shifting standards/crosslink stuff/any unforeseeable site-wide culture shifts and projects, then go wild, so long as it makes sense.

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