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SCP-AU in repose. Nobody knows what the fuck that is behind him.

Item #: SCP-AU

Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1

Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.

SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal 460 188 21 Apr 2017 04:14 03 Apr 2018 03:24
SCP-3980 196 57 17 Feb 2018 08:11 03 Apr 2018 03:12
SCP-2193 195 65 18 Sep 2016 07:41 29 Mar 2018 02:49
SCP-3280 187 51 20 Feb 2018 04:46 08 Apr 2018 14:33
SCP-2923 113 43 28 Apr 2016 14:40 03 Apr 2018 03:15
SCP-3963 110 27 14 Jul 2017 06:07 03 Apr 2018 03:17
SCP-2385 108 31 07 Jan 2017 01:07 10 Apr 2018 08:30
SPC-173 93 22 18 Feb 2018 06:22 05 Apr 2018 05:22
SCP-1661 90 11 25 Mar 2018 01:19 03 Apr 2018 03:21
SPC-2935 82 14 02 Apr 2018 00:47 19 Apr 2018 00:59
SCP-3246 52 23 09 Apr 2018 16:23 13 Apr 2018 10:37
SCP-3247 52 28 08 Apr 2018 03:45 20 Apr 2018 12:59

Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.

Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Not Fade Away 68 18 31 Oct 2016 09:53 09 Dec 2017 05:57
Reap What You Sew 56 9 16 Feb 2017 18:32 11 Dec 2017 04:57
A Reason To Die 36 11 18 Sep 2016 04:39 19 Sep 2016 04:56
Paradigm Shift 27 3 30 May 2017 14:16 03 Feb 2018 21:45
You're Always on My Mind 25 6 18 Dec 2016 19:35 11 Dec 2017 04:59

Addendumb

SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.

GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited
LTE-2712-Bosch 65 46 20 Jul 2016 16:39 16 Feb 2018 11:26
P'rantortiz the Vile 43 11 02 Mar 2017 22:34 16 Feb 2018 11:24

Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.

Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.

Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal-(clean) 41 12 26 Apr 2017 15:35 07 Aug 2017 07:43
Exploration Log: DIM-3███-D 23 18 07 Mar 2016 06:56 19 Aug 2017 02:18

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Other Stuff I've Written:

Entry #17 on the 3301 test log, wherein I shoot my Author Avatar in the FRIGGEN FACE! It's a board game set in the Red Pool!!!

This creepypasta for Gears Birthday anthology 2017 titled "Hush".

Stuff in the "Junk Stuff" section of my sandbox - posted to the site with varying degrees of success - all self-deleted. All of these are up for grabs should anyone be interested in rewriting them.

Shaggynote: Should I happen to vanish, my shit belongs to the community. If for some reason edits or changes need to be made anywhere, including rewording articles for tone or for shifting standards/crosslink stuff/any unforeseeable site-wide culture shifts and projects, then go wild, so long as it makes sense.

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