SCP-AU. Desperately trying and failing to fit in.

Item #: SCP-AU

Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1

Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.

SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
SCP-2193 69 43 18 Sep 2016 07:41 02 Oct 2016 22:25
SCP-2923 61 40 28 Apr 2016 14:40 02 Oct 2016 19:56
SCP-2278 50 22 05 Aug 2016 23:10 27 Aug 2016 15:38
SCP-2566 18 12 30 Aug 2016 06:33 02 Sep 2016 22:52
SCP-2856 18 20 09 May 2016 06:15 26 Sep 2016 05:18

Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.

Title Rating Comments Created Edited
A Reason To Die 25 9 18 Sep 2016 04:39 19 Sep 2016 04:56
Eta-5 and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Origamizilla 9 4 09 Jul 2016 20:36 13 Oct 2016 19:55


SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.

GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited
LTE-2712-Boshe 17 29 20 Jul 2016 16:39 13 Oct 2016 17:13

Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.

Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.

Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
Exploration Log: DIM-3███-D 10 10 07 Mar 2016 06:56 22 Jul 2016 22:43

Addendum Fore

Apparently, SCP-AU has developed freaky-mind abilities, which it uses to 'collaborate' with other 'authors' on various 'projects.

SCP-2385 Co-authored with Xenomorph666Xenomorph666

V for Addenda

It seems that some of the reports affected by SCP-AU have been translated into other languages. The reasoning for this is unclear, but it is probably because some people are awesome as hell.

Translated SCPs


Chinese version-translated by ashausesallashausesall

Japanese version-translated by C-DivesC-Dives

Russian version-translated by 4opHbIu_6o6p4opHbIu_6o6p


Japanese version-translated by C-DivesC-Dives

Assorted bobs and bits

Started a mini-essay thing to try to help out newbies/members who're having trouble figuring out what makes certain SCPs work.

What Did They Do Write #1

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