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SCP-AU. Desperately trying and failing to fit in.

Item #: SCP-AU

Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1

Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.

SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal 144 76 21 Apr 2017 04:14 25 Apr 2017 18:14
SCP-2193 112 49 18 Sep 2016 07:41 06 Feb 2017 01:00
SCP-2923 83 41 28 Apr 2016 14:40 09 Feb 2017 17:46
SCP-2385 74 21 07 Jan 2017 01:07 09 Jan 2017 03:09
SCP-2278 63 23 05 Aug 2016 23:10 16 Mar 2017 14:01
SCP-2621 53 12 05 Feb 2017 17:45 11 Feb 2017 21:20
SCP-2419 38 12 19 Jan 2017 22:38 24 Jan 2017 05:33
SCP-2856 29 21 09 May 2016 06:15 12 Mar 2017 18:48

Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.

Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Reap What You Sew 39 7 16 Feb 2017 18:32 17 Feb 2017 20:24
Not Fade Away 30 13 31 Oct 2016 09:53 27 Dec 2016 06:24
A Reason To Die 26 9 18 Sep 2016 04:39 19 Sep 2016 04:56
A+D 20 7 04 Jan 2017 04:26 09 Jan 2017 15:04
You're Always on My Mind 18 4 18 Dec 2016 19:35 19 Dec 2016 02:14
Eta-5 and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Origamizilla 11 4 09 Jul 2016 20:36 13 Oct 2016 19:55

Addendumb

SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.

GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited
P'rantortiz the Vile 33 11 02 Mar 2017 22:34 03 Mar 2017 11:45
LTE-2712-Bosch 32 40 20 Jul 2016 16:39 25 Feb 2017 12:39

Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.

Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.

Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal-(clean) 20 6 26 Apr 2017 15:35 26 Apr 2017 15:51
Exploration Log: DIM-3███-D 12 12 07 Mar 2016 06:56 16 Feb 2017 13:57

V for Addenda

It seems that some of the reports affected by SCP-AU have been translated into other languages. The reasoning for this is unclear, but it is probably because some people are awesome as hell.

Translated SCPs

SCP-2621:

Japanese version- translated by C-DivesC-Dives

SCP-2419:

Japanese version- translated by C-DivesC-Dives

2193:

Chinese version-translated by ashausesallashausesall

Japanese version-translated by C-DivesC-Dives

Russian version-translated by 4opHbIu_6o6p4opHbIu_6o6p

2278

Japanese version-translated by C-DivesC-Dives

2385

Japanese version-translated by gnmaeegnmaee

2923

Russian version-translated by Petit Noir does not match any existing user name

Assorted bobs and bits

Started a mini-essay thing to try to help out newbies/members who're having trouble figuring out what makes certain SCPs work.

What Did They Do Write #1

What Did They Do Write #2

Sandboxii3

Workstuff
Junk stuff
PSAE

Threads I like/reference:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-2016726/stereotypical-monsters
http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1973285/question-about-site-searching

Page Creation date Author Rating Comments
SCP-1075 11 Dec 2015 03:17 Doctor Cimmerian 91 34
SCP-1583 30 Apr 2013 20:35 Roget 67 29
SCP-1598 06 Apr 2013 02:54 LurkD 100 23
SCP-1573 20 Mar 2013 17:00 Roget 47 18
SCP-1574 19 Mar 2013 19:49 Roget 64 24
SCP-1576 25 Jan 2013 20:06 Roget 25 21
SCP-1611 21 Dec 2012 22:03 Roget 92 36
SCP-1642 25 Aug 2012 05:37 Salman Corbette 76 41
SCP-1590 28 Jul 2012 07:46 TheDuckman 248 94
SCP-1579 06 Jun 2012 05:58 Dexanote 93 59
SCP-789-J 06 Mar 2012 05:36 Salman Corbette 479 210
SCP-1054 17 Feb 2012 22:20 Milkless 122 43
SCP-775 19 Mar 2010 20:16 Sophia Light 52 35
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