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SCP-AU. Desperately trying and failing to fit in.

Item #: SCP-AU

Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1

Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.

SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
SCP-2193 94 48 18 Sep 2016 07:41 06 Feb 2017 01:00
SCP-2923 78 41 28 Apr 2016 14:40 09 Feb 2017 17:46
SCP-2385 67 21 07 Jan 2017 01:07 09 Jan 2017 03:09
SCP-2278 56 22 05 Aug 2016 23:10 19 Jan 2017 16:15
SCP-2621 46 11 05 Feb 2017 17:45 11 Feb 2017 21:20
SCP-2419 34 12 19 Jan 2017 22:38 24 Jan 2017 05:33
SCP-2856 26 21 09 May 2016 06:15 14 Nov 2016 15:51
SCP-2566 16 12 30 Aug 2016 06:33 06 Jan 2017 19:02

Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.

Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Reap What You Sew 31 5 16 Feb 2017 18:32 17 Feb 2017 20:24
Not Fade Away 29 13 31 Oct 2016 09:53 27 Dec 2016 06:24
A Reason To Die 26 9 18 Sep 2016 04:39 19 Sep 2016 04:56
A+D 18 7 04 Jan 2017 04:26 09 Jan 2017 15:04
You're Always on My Mind 16 4 18 Dec 2016 19:35 19 Dec 2016 02:14
Eta-5 and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Origamizilla 11 4 09 Jul 2016 20:36 13 Oct 2016 19:55

Addendumb

SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.

GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited
LTE-2712-Bosch 25 39 20 Jul 2016 16:39 25 Feb 2017 12:39

Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.

Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.

Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
Exploration Log: DIM-3███-D 11 10 07 Mar 2016 06:56 16 Feb 2017 13:57

V for Addenda

It seems that some of the reports affected by SCP-AU have been translated into other languages. The reasoning for this is unclear, but it is probably because some people are awesome as hell.

Translated SCPs

2193:

Chinese version-translated by ashausesallashausesall

Japanese version-translated by C-DivesC-Dives

Russian version-translated by 4opHbIu_6o6p4opHbIu_6o6p

2278

Japanese version-translated by C-DivesC-Dives

2385

Japanese version-translated by gnmaeegnmaee

2923

Russian version-translated by Petit NoirPetit Noir

Assorted bobs and bits

Started a mini-essay thing to try to help out newbies/members who're having trouble figuring out what makes certain SCPs work.

What Did They Do Write #1

What Did They Do Write #2

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Threads I like/reference:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-2016726/stereotypical-monsters
http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1973285/question-about-site-searching

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