Item #: SCP-AU
Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1
Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.
|SCP-2193||62||39||18 Sep 2016 07:41||19 Sep 2016 03:07|
|SCP-2923||55||38||28 Apr 2016 14:40||26 Sep 2016 05:11|
|SCP-2278||47||22||05 Aug 2016 23:10||27 Aug 2016 15:38|
|SCP-2566||18||12||30 Aug 2016 06:33||02 Sep 2016 22:52|
|SCP-2856||14||20||09 May 2016 06:15||26 Sep 2016 05:18|
Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.
|A Reason To Die||24||8||18 Sep 2016 04:39||19 Sep 2016 04:56|
|Eta-5 and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Oragamizilla||9||4||09 Jul 2016 20:36||09 Jul 2016 20:46|
SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.
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|LTE-2712-Boshe||15||29||20 Jul 2016 16:39||23 Sep 2016 13:30|
Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.
Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.
|Exploration Log: DIM-3███-D||10||10||07 Mar 2016 06:56||22 Jul 2016 22:43|
It seems that some of the reports affected by SCP-AU have made been translated into other languages. The reasoning for this is unclear, but it is probably because some people are awesome as hell.