Item #: SCP-AU
Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1
Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.
|SCP-2193||69||43||18 Sep 2016 07:41||02 Oct 2016 22:25|
|SCP-2923||61||40||28 Apr 2016 14:40||02 Oct 2016 19:56|
|SCP-2278||50||22||05 Aug 2016 23:10||27 Aug 2016 15:38|
|SCP-2566||18||12||30 Aug 2016 06:33||02 Sep 2016 22:52|
|SCP-2856||18||20||09 May 2016 06:15||26 Sep 2016 05:18|
Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.
|A Reason To Die||25||9||18 Sep 2016 04:39||19 Sep 2016 04:56|
|Eta-5 and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Origamizilla||9||4||09 Jul 2016 20:36||13 Oct 2016 19:55|
SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.
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|LTE-2712-Boshe||17||29||20 Jul 2016 16:39||13 Oct 2016 17:13|
Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.
Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.
|Exploration Log: DIM-3███-D||10||10||07 Mar 2016 06:56||22 Jul 2016 22:43|
Apparently, SCP-AU has developed freaky-mind abilities, which it uses to 'collaborate' with other 'authors' on various 'projects.
V for Addenda
It seems that some of the reports affected by SCP-AU have been translated into other languages. The reasoning for this is unclear, but it is probably because some people are awesome as hell.
Assorted bobs and bits
Started a mini-essay thing to try to help out newbies/members who're having trouble figuring out what makes certain SCPs work.