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SCP-AU. Desperately trying and failing to fit in.

Item #: SCP-AU

Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1

Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.

SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal 310 151 21 Apr 2017 04:14 11 Aug 2017 02:31
SCP-2193 134 53 18 Sep 2016 07:41 15 Sep 2017 03:44
SCP-2923 91 41 28 Apr 2016 14:40 06 Jun 2017 12:25
SCP-2385 84 22 07 Jan 2017 01:07 30 Jul 2017 23:39
SCP-3963 79 24 14 Jul 2017 06:07 26 Jul 2017 15:11
SCP-2278 68 28 05 Aug 2016 23:10 31 Aug 2017 02:32
SCP-2621 55 13 05 Feb 2017 17:45 06 Jun 2017 11:58
SCP-2419 45 15 19 Jan 2017 22:38 15 Jul 2017 06:07
SCP-2856 31 21 09 May 2016 06:15 21 Sep 2017 05:58

Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.

Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Reap What You Sew 44 8 16 Feb 2017 18:32 17 Feb 2017 20:24
Not Fade Away 32 14 31 Oct 2016 09:53 27 Dec 2016 06:24
A Reason To Die 27 9 18 Sep 2016 04:39 19 Sep 2016 04:56
Paradigm Shift 21 3 30 May 2017 14:16 30 May 2017 17:34
A+D 20 7 04 Jan 2017 04:26 09 Jan 2017 15:04
You're Always on My Mind 18 6 18 Dec 2016 19:35 27 Jun 2017 17:47
Hush 17 7 19 Aug 2017 08:32 22 Aug 2017 17:00

Addendumb

SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.

GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited
LTE-2712-Bosch 47 45 20 Jul 2016 16:39 23 Jul 2017 16:16
P'rantortiz the Vile 43 11 02 Mar 2017 22:34 03 Mar 2017 11:45

Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.

Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.

Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal-(clean) 37 9 26 Apr 2017 15:35 07 Aug 2017 07:43
Exploration Log: DIM-3███-D 17 16 07 Mar 2016 06:56 19 Aug 2017 02:18

V for Addenda

It seems that some of the reports affected by SCP-AU have been translated into other languages. The reasoning for this is unclear, but it is probably because some people are awesome as hell.

Translated SCPs

SCP-2621:

Japanese version- translated by C-DivesC-Dives

SCP-2419:

Japanese version- translated by C-DivesC-Dives

2193:

Chinese version-translated by ashausesallashausesall

Japanese version-translated by C-DivesC-Dives

Russian version-translated by 4opHbIu_6o6p4opHbIu_6o6p

2278

Japanese version-translated by C-DivesC-Dives

2385

Japanese version-translated by gnmaeegnmaee

2923

Russian version-translated by Petit Noir does not match any existing user name

Assorted bobs and bits

Started a mini-essay thing to try to help out newbies/members who're having trouble figuring out what makes certain SCPs work.

What Did They Do Write #1

What Did They Do Write #2

Sandboxii3

Workstuff
Junk stuff
PSAE

Threads I like/reference:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-2016726/stereotypical-monsters
http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1973285/question-about-site-searching

Page Creation date Author Rating Comments
SCP-2379 01 Oct 2016 23:15 Roget 63 18
SCP-2522 01 Mar 2016 19:48 djkaktus 127 30
SCP-1075 11 Dec 2015 03:17 Doctor Cimmerian 106 34
SCP-2464 12 Aug 2014 21:16 djkaktus 117 29
SCP-2440 05 Mar 2014 01:45 weizhong 82 40
SCP-789-J 06 Mar 2012 05:36 Salman Corbette 525 214
SCP-1054 17 Feb 2012 22:20 Milkless 132 43
SCP-775 19 Mar 2010 20:16 Sophia Light 52 37
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