strange man on phone interrupt hamster holiday by dado
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successful business partner robert mitchell.

hello yes once again i am dado. famous businessmen and entre pruner. dado is continuing longstanding trend of recording strange thing that happen to dado in attempt to make sure dado is miss no shots1. however before dado can tell u audience about this strange occurrence that is happen to dado, he is must tell u about long time business associate and good friend hamster.

yes as u might have seen in recent worldwide internet video phenomenon "asmr by dado2" dado is being accompany by good business friend and compatriot hamster name of robert mitchell. now, many people is tell dado in comment of video "but dado this is not hamster this is ginny pig". to them i say it is 2018 and robert mitchell can be whatever he wants to be thank u. do not need to be applying unnecessary fur hog stereotype to robert mitchell.

anyway, robert mitchell is hamster and occasionally seen in dado communication due to eager beaver walk about on keyboard causing disruption. in fact one day robert mitchell is do the walk about and suddenly uppercase key is broke. what to do! but dado is persevere of course. so robert mitchell is often accompany dado when he is make fine dado pharmaceutical or when dado is close business deal. no finer business partner than robert mitchell u see. he is often growl at business opponent and give dado alert of danger. invaluable help! so we decide to take day off and celebrate hamster holiday. i am get new hat for robert mitchell and we are lay around house watching hamster favorite show on tv, patrick the star and his yellow friend spongerbill.

so strange thing that is occurring, yes. dado is sit at home on hamster holiday the other day when dado is alerted to telephone ring by robert mitchell. u see telephone ring is sometimes give hamster the spasm which is strange however hamster seems to be no worse for wear. so i go to phone and see that man has texted dado! very strange. dado not often receive order through text message3. but dado is do the part of good sales and reply back to strange man on phone like so:

hello yes i am dado. what i can do for u?

man is wait moment to respond, then he say:

hi. r u the guy who doing the special request?

dado is think "yes of course dado is do special request however this is extra charge. however, dado is clever of the business. dado knows not to let on that dado is apply extra charge to order unless ask due to law. so dado is play coy u see.

yes many fine special product available.

great prices. satisfaction guarantee.

u want bring dry cleaning?

no, i cannot be come to you. i am in barkylona, spain.

here dado is grow suspicious, also accompany by robert mitchell growl. dado is known for deliver everywhere thanks to the bezos and fine product of amazon prime. dado is respond.

no prob i have amazon prime deliver anywhere. spain very easy.

u have sick hamster?

here of course dado is hypothesize, as hamster is often sick and require medicine. sometime dado is think hamster get sick due to eating medicine but dado is not psychologist.

i don't understand. i don't have hamster.

at this point, dado is have to get up and make breakfast due to hunger. dado enjoy fine smorgassbord of tasty food alongside hamster chum. when dado is get back to phone he is see that man have no hamster! very sad life indeed to live without hamster.

oh ok. many barcelona4 hamsters, lot orders, so dado assume.

something else 4 u?

u want 2 stop smoking cigarettes?

i have great product like you smoke with no cigarette.

wait, who make orders?

aha! now dado is sleuth out perp. dado is known for not respond to request for order list. that is how dado is give away secret to competition! dado is no fool.

hey

how you5 get this number?

u nefarious agent of dado competitor business?

no, no.

i am customer.

no hamster6, but i am having small pet who need pain kill.

please can you help?

now see dado is go on morning jog after breakfast to break down fat and get exercise for hamster. robert mitchell is look mighty portly after meal and must be given the run. after dado is return he sees response on phone and is reply.

ok dado help u. send you special product for barcelona hamster and other pet.

pet feel, you feel nothing, very good.

do not use on persons or large animal.

delivery tomorrow?

u see now how dado is savy businessmen, hook line and sinker.

great. but i am not be at home tomorrow.

is there other address you usually deliver to in barcelona7?

yes dado is complete successful sale and transaction. point of victory for dado.

yes. other package there today

will send u tmw.

cost 30 euro.

dado accepts apple pay.8

so dado is get to work on make pill for strange phone man! dado is master pharmacology and cannot divulge secret but just know that dado is sweat heavily when make the pill and also have to shear one full sheep to get necessary material for pill9. dado is continue on with pill making procedure and thelaksjlk.g8wa0jJLGKSLK3LKGJK SRY HAMSTER ON KEYBOARD OH NO HAMSTER WHAT HAVE U DONE. CAPITALIZATION KEY FIX BUT NOW ALL KEY ARE CAPITALIZATION. HAMSTER WHY HAVE U BETRAY ME IN THIS WAY. OH WELL SHOW MUST GO ON SO NOW DADO IS CONTINUE WITH STORY.

SO DADO IS SEND OF PACKAGE OF SMALL PET PAIN KILL TO STRANGE PHONE SPANISHMAN AND THEN HE IS GO OFF TO GET LUNCH FOOD AT FAVORITE LUNCH FOOD STOP CALL THE WAFFLE HOUSE. DADO IS FAN OF WAFFLE HOUSE BUSINESS MODEL AND OFTEN IS GO THERE TO STUDY COMPETITIVE PRACTICES. THEN SOME MORE TIME IS PASS10. LATER MAN IS TEXT DADO ON PHONE AGAIN.

U THERE

HELP

DADO IS THINK "HMM PERHAPS MAN IS WANT MORE PRODUCT. POTENTIAL SALES INCREASE!"

THIS IS DADO YES.

OH, ALREADY HELP U. PLS WAIT UNTIL PRODUCT ARRIVE. GOODBY.

UNFORTUNATE, BUT THIS IS COST OF DO BUSINESS. HOWEVER! MAN IS RESPOND QUICKLY.

NO PLEASE SOMETHING ELSE

ALREADY HAVE PRODUCT - NEED HELP

NOW HERE U SEE DADO IS SURPRISE. AMAZON PRIME IS FAST YES BUT DADO IS NOT REALIZE HOW FAST! VERY IMPRESSIVE DADO THINK. TO CELEBRATE ACHIEVEMENT OF BEZOS AND THE AMAZON PRIME, DADO IS POUR CELEBRATORY BOWL OF CEREAL FOR SELF AND BUSINESS PARTNER ROBERT MITCHELL. THEN DADO IS RESPOND TO MESSAGE.

WOW. AMAZON PRIME EVEN BETTER THAN ADVERTISE.

GREAT CAPITALIST BUSINESS. DADO SEND FLOWERS TO BEZOS.

WHAT UR11 QUESTION?

ANIMAL PROBLEM. ANGRY. CAN I USE YOUR PILLS

DADO IS CONFUSE. WHY DOES MAN NEED TO TAKE ANIMAL PILL FOR PAIN KILL WHEN MAN HAS ANGRY ANIMAL? DADO DOES NOT UNDERSTAND.

NO. U NOT USE.

MAYBE TRY GIVE TO ANIMAL.

DADO THINK THIS IS OBVIOUS. ROBERT MITCHELL IS AGREE, BUT SOME CUSTOMER ARE NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATE SO WHAT CAN YOU DO. MAN IS RESPONSE:

ITS A BIG ANIMAL, OK?

YES SURE BE FINE. METHOD ADAPT TO ANIMAL TYPE

R U CERTAIN? U SAID NOT TO GIVE TO BIG ANIMALS

THIS GUY. HE NEED TO LEARN TO TRUST DADO. HOWEVER, BEFORE DADO CAN RESPOND ROBERT MITCHELL IS SPASM ON PHONE! SURE SIGN OF DANGER. DADO IS THINK "HMMM, PERHAPS CUSTOMER IS INDEED IN DISTRESS AND NOT JUST PULL THE LEG." SO DADO IS RESPOND AFTER HAMSTER SPASM

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WHAT?

SORRY HAMSTER ON PHONE.

IS IT OK?!

JEEZ OK SORRY DADO IS KNOW CUSTOMER ALWAYS RIGHT BUT TAKE CHILL PILL12. ANYWAY, DADO IS PREPARING TO IGNORE MAN WHEN ROBERT MITCHELL IS PLACE SINGLE FOOT ON HAND AS IF TO SAY "DADO TEACH MAN TO TRUST". SO DADO IS NOW HAVE DETERMINATION AND DSYAKJLAJKGKAJSLKDlkjsalkgjl82g sorry hamster again oh wow keyboard is fix! unfortunate that uppercase key still now broke but is ok. thank u robert mitchell for fix keyboard i forgive u for previous transgression.

dado is say u trust dado? to man. hopefully man is trust dado because dado do not hear from man after this conversation. hoping that he is calm down animal with chill pill and not be given the rabeys. this is sometimes thing that happens when u work with dangerous animal like hamster.

anyway thank u for listening to next interesting story about strange man who interrupt hamster holiday. however now i must return to holiday festivities and also make bezos fruit basket for thankful to services. thank u and good hamster holiday to u.


appreciations for psul to make strange phone man who name is tom ray. very interesting fellow. dado is read story about tom ray that he tell called blue pills which dado do not truly understand because pill is cyan not blue. however, not all customer can be so astute of vision.

also thank to puppersgills for continue of original character tournament that dado is participate in. hoping for success yes thank u.

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