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July 2008


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Archived Incident 076-2_682 Dr Gears (author) 2008-07-27
ATTENTION: REPORT 076-2/682 IS FOR REVIEW BY CLASS-4 PERSONNEL ONLY Incident: 076-2/682 SCP involved: SCP-682, SCP-076-2 Personnel involved: Dr. Gears, Prof. Kain Pathos Crow, Generals ████████████…
The Recording far2 (author) 2008-07-29
Item #: SCP-███ Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedure: SCP-███ requires no special handling or storage beyond that of typical electronic devices - keep it at a reasonable temperature, dry,…

August 2008


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NO DATA AVAILABLE

September 2008


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Of Able Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-09-11
The wind was harsh and cold, swirling gouts of the snow rippling around the man's thin frame, staining his black cloak like stars in the night sky. It tugged at his ragged clothing, sucking what…
SCP Fronts The Administrator (author) 2008-09-17
The Foundation uses the presence of other businesses and organizations as frontages to mask the existence of the SCP Foundation. These may be anything from local flower shops to international…

October 2008


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Personal Log of Agent AA DrClef (author) 2008-10-10
Personal Log of: Agent A█████ A██████, Mobile Task Force Omega-7, Pandora's Box. Date: October 10, ████ I shoulda taken the blue pill. When Dr. ██████████ told me that he had an opening for a…
Personal Log Of Paul Martin Dr Gears (author) 2008-10-10
Diary of Paul Martin, recovered among other personal belongings August 22nd, ████ Greg can be a jerk sometimes. It’s nice having a roommate who is gone three quarters of the time, but he has a bad…
Personal Log Of Dr Gears Dr Gears (author) 2008-10-15
Personal Log of Dr.Gears [NOTE: Dates and some sensitive information removed by Central Records. Original documentation available upon approval.] ███████ ██ Woke up early, due to the sound of…
Personal Log of █████ "Iceberg" ████ Iceberg 7 (author) 2008-10-16
Personal Log of Iceberg [NOTE: Dates and some sensitive information removed by Central Records. Original documentation available upon approval.] ███████ ██ ████ Morning I finally got a promotion….
The Warrior And The Dragon Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-10-25
Able paced towards the towering monstrosity casually, nonchalant in his motions, swaggering and grinning as he did so. A massive two-handed claymore was held in place over one of his shoulders, the…

November 2008


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Incident 239-B - Clef-Kondraki Dr Kondraki (author)
DrClef (author)
2008-11-04
Re: Internal Affairs Incident between Drs. Alto Clef and ████████ Kondraki, ██-██-████. This report is CLOSED. Any further edits must be approved by an O-5 level authority, except for basic…
SCP-239's Spell Book Dantensen does not match any existing user name (author) 2008-11-07
Written by Danteson                                                                                                                             The spell book has been revoked by the Foundation. It's…
Supplemental Report 239-B-192 DrClef (author) 2008-11-24
Interviewed: Dr. A. Clef, SCP number pending. Interviewer: Dr. ████████ Kondraki. Foreword: This interview took place 24 hours after the Site 17 incident. Begin Log, ██-██-████, ████:██:██ Kondraki:…
Experiment Log 158 AG Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-11-29
Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, regarding SCP-158 in use for the Olympia Project . Date: 29-11-2008 Pre-Experiment Note I've gathered up several D-Class personnel, having interviewed and…

December 2008


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Termination_Order DrClef (author) 2008-12-04
TERMINATION ORDER by Dr. Clef. Interview Clef-88 commences now. Dr. Gears, interviewer. Dr. Clef, interviewee. You know who you look like? John Malkovich. You've got the same head and everything,…
Agent Ukelele DrClef (author) 2008-12-05
{Note: This document was retrieved during a raid on a known Global Occult Coalition safehouse by Task Force Omega-7, Pandora's Box. Sections of this document were damage in the firefight and…
Experiment Log 914 Theta Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-06
Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, utilizing SCP-914 in obtaining base materials for the Olympia Project . Date: 05/12/2008 Pre-Experiment Note: This is to produce the base materials I need for…
085-Romance-Adult DrClef (author) 2008-12-10
Story Application: 085, A Romance in 2.5 Dimensions Chapter 1: Sierra Nevadas Her cadmium yellow #5 hair cascades down over her shoulders as she sits down in the corner of the canvas, looking up…
Experiment Log 040 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-13
Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, utilizing SCP-040 in obtaining base materials for the Olympia Project . Date: 13/12/2008 Pre-Experiment Note: I think it's about time we started trying to…
1st - 12th December 2008 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-13
02/11/2008 I got nearly no sleep yesterday. I was so consumed with the extractor that all my previous appointments I either forgot, or simply blew off. Unprofessional and immature, I know, but I…
Olympia Integration Experiment ALPHA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-22
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K. P. Crow Experiment Aims: To construct the physical body of the subject using SCP-291….
What Love Is, Part One yellowdrakex (author) 2008-12-23
Warm and Wet By Dr Rights SCP-542, Herr Chirurg, stands imposing at his current seven-foot-two even while seated, the recently-replaced bones in his legs having boosted his height, though he still…
13th-23rd December 2008 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-25
13/12/2008 To Dr. Kain As you know, the holiday season is fast arriving. As such, it is the time for joy, happyiness, good will towards all men, that sort of thing. And the reason I'm writing this:…
The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation TheDuckman (author) 2008-12-25
NOTICE: NO MORE IDEAS ABOUT SEX. PERIOD. MAKE SURE YOU'VE TALKED TO SOMEONE ELSE, PREFERABLY IN CHAT, TO MAKE SURE YOUR IDEA IS ACTUALLY FUNNY. I WILL DELETE THINGS I DON'T LIKE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,…
Olympia Integration Experiment BETA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-27
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K.P. Crow Experiment Aims: To integrate the physical body of the subject with the mental…
Olympia Integration Experiment GAMMA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-28
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K.P. Crow Experiment Aims: To test the properties, capabilities and limitations of the…

January 2009


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Production Model Changes and Procedures Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2009-01-02
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Changes to Olympia Prime (Production Model Template): Left eye is to come from Experiment 914 THETA Test Subject 2,…
Taking out the Trash Dr Kondraki (author) 2009-01-06
What a day. And what a way to end it too. Another day, another big pile of waste generated by the vast, churning machine that was the faculty and staff of Site 17. Every bit of detritus the place…
Technical Issues ManualSearch (author) 2009-01-10
After getting quite a few technical issue notes attached straight to my personnel file, I've decided to update the servers with a tech issue file. Place a dated note or comment into the tech files and…
The Bacterium (Part One) name (author) 2009-01-20
Not up to scale Incident Report 5615-XX-16 Witness: Charles Vuncouth Date: ██/██/██/ Synopsis: At 1500 hours, I was told by my direct superiors that I was going to be airdropped into a neighborhood…
SCP-048-ARC Dr Gears (author) 2009-01-21
Item #: SCP-048 Object Class: Euclid (Neutralized) Special Containment Procedures: SCP-048 is to be referred to as Joey. In the event that he is referred to as SCP-048, or an object, Joey becomes…
The Bacterium (Part Two) name (author) 2009-01-21
Extract from the Journal of Doctor Buried: It fits doesn't it. In the old textbooks from my school days with all the families of organisms charted out, viruses were conspicuously absent. And they said…
Payday Iceberg 7 (author) 2009-01-26
Another quiet day in this quiet town. On the east side of town stood a bank. It wasn't a large bank, it wasn't a small bank, just a bank. The neighborhood was small, and most importantly, didn't ask…
728 A Fat Ghost (author) 2009-01-27
I’m walking through the snow. The crunch of my footsteps creates a slow, yet persistent rhythm, the lack of a breeze allowing the sound to carry surprisingly far. My name is Neil, and I am hunting a…

February 2009


Title Author Created
SCPoems A Fat Ghost (author) 2009-02-05
Some day, they'll all be immortalised in verse, eh. Enjoy 682 Big angry lizard Kind of grumpy, but still fun Until he eats you 447 Delicious slime ball Leaves one feeling minty fresh No dead…
Perfection Dr Gears (author) 2009-02-10
“Do I hear five hundred thousand pounds?” “…” “Thank you…do I hear five fifty?” “…” “Thank you ma’am…do I hear six hundred?” “…” “Thank you…six fifty?” “One million pounds.” “…t-thank you sir. Do I…
Routine Psychological Evaluations By Dr Glass Pair Of Ducks (author) 2009-02-10
The following are excerpts from psychological evaluations performed by Dr. Simon Glass on Foundation personnel Dr. Glass: Alright, let's get this started. Dr. Alto Clef - Dr. Clef: [Subject hands Dr….
24th December 2008 14th January 2009 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2009-02-18
24/12/2008 Well, Christmas Eve is here, and I believe Mr. Kringle may have infected the staff with cheer, because the amount of work getting done is non existent. Of course, I'm one to talk I'm the…
The 784 Incident: Part 1: Contact DrClef (author) 2009-02-18
Incident 784-1 once the D-Class personnel have finished rinsing the outside of the container using fire hoses, a third personnel will approach the container, and then affix the module to the…
Duke 'till Dawn Dr Kondraki (author) 2009-02-19
Foreword by O5-2: On █-██-████, an investigation was launched into the continued viability of SCP-083. Several factors were taken into account, such as the relative danger involved in sustained…
Agent Spoon's Personnel Request SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-02-20
To: O5 Command Proposal Type: Personnel Request From: Agent Spoon Date: ██/██/20██ Security Level: CLASSIFIED Introduction: After careful review of the Foundation's special Mobile Task Force Teams, I…
The Lockdown - Introduction Dr Gears (author) 2009-02-20
Agent Greenwell was by no means afraid, only strongly wishing to be elsewhere. As he ran, quickly avoiding small chunks of rubble and broken machinery, his thoughts remained more on the past then the…
The 784 Incident: Part 2: Negotiation DrClef (author) 2009-02-20
Part 1: Contact When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back Looking back, I'm not sure what I thought was going to happen when that crazy bitch showed 784 the photo. If I had to put money on…
The 784 Incident: Part 3: Escalation DrClef (author) 2009-02-24
Part 2: Negotiation Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't Hey, Clef? What's up, Draki? Not much. Hey, can I borrow your cat for the weekend? I guess. Why the hell you'd want to…

March 2009


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Message In A Bottle HK-016 (author) 2009-03-07
The following is a transcript of a handwritten letter found in a 20-ounce glass beverage container, found near Lake [REDACTED] in southwest Wisconsin. Signs of struggle were evident, and upon closer…
Target Practice Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2009-03-11
The fly floated down onto the nose of the statue gently, watching its surroundings carefully for any sign of a predator. Content with the fact that there were none, it began cleaning itself, endlessly…
Unknown Log File Dr Kondraki (author) 2009-03-20
Special Containment Center 23 Terminal Welcome, please enter user ID. ethaum Please enter password. Password Accepted… . Loading… . Clearance validated… . Welcome, Commander Thaum….
A Man At the Top of His Profession name (author) 2009-03-21
1985 Sometimes, when he was feeling particularly ungrateful, Doctor Glut wondered why his younger, redheaded wife had married him, and theorized that it might be because of some kind of father…
Life's Cold TroyL (author) 2009-03-21
I look into the metallic reflection of myself in the elevator door. I see it every day. Or just about, since sometimes work keeps me on base for days on end. Smooth polished steel. You can see your…
CotBG Bible Fragments Dr Gears (author) 2009-03-24
Note: The following are sections of text recovered from the body of what is assumed to be a member of “The Church of The Broken God.” It is assumed they are part of a larger document or “Bible”, but…
Iceberg puts 135 on ice Iceberg 7 (author) 2009-03-24
█-██-███: While its shape shifting abilities proved to be of some interest for a time, as other shape shifting SCPs were discovered, and after study in to the extreme amount of damage it can cause to…
UIU Files Chapter 1 SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-03-25
To all units operating in west coast of the United States, this is a PRIORITY ONE order issued from CENTCOM. There is evidence to suggest that two Keter-level targets, codenamed “Toto” and “Dorothy”,…
The 784 Incident: Part 4: Breach DrClef (author) 2009-03-26
Part 3:Escalation Until the End of the World Eighteen Months Ago All right, next question. Mmmm? Imagine you just won a contest and you have your choice of two prizes. Is one of them you? …

April 2009


Title Author Created
Agent Apocalemur's Journal apocalemur (author) 2009-04-02
The following are the journal entries made by [DATA EXPUNGED], currently known as Agent Apocalemur, over the time period between his discovery of SCP-307 on ██ ████, 200█, and his recovery by the SCP…
The 784 Incident: Part 5: Breaking Point DrClef (author) 2009-04-10
Part 4: Breach Plausible Deniability Post-Incident Interview, ██-██-████ Interviewer: And that was when Director Valentine breached containment on SCP-784. Clef: That is correct. Interviewer: And…
Island Story carriontrooper (author) 2009-04-15
It was a dream, or at least it felt like one. Hana had been invited to the ocean god's palace. She went there in a banana-leaf canoe, drifting through an orange ocean, the sea melting into the sunset,…
269 A Fat Ghost (author) 2009-04-19
“Explain to me why we’re hiding in somebody’s old, abandoned crap-shack, son.” Neil R. Ghost (age twenty-eight) had never imagined that he would find himself in the situation that he was in presently….
Tales From The Bright Side 1 TheDuckman (author) 2009-04-19
Tales From The Bright Side Chapter 1: Waiting on God oh! I wish to again formally register my objections to this line of experimentation. I said, addressing my comment to the turned back of one Dr….
The 784 Incident: Part 6: Escape DrClef (author) 2009-04-20
Part 5: Breaking Point You Can't Go Home Again Eighteen Months Ago So, if you'd let me finish my question? Mmmm? Sure, sure Okay, here it is. Let's say that you've got a choice of two…
The 784 Incident: Part 7: Conclusion DrClef (author) 2009-04-20
Part 6: Escape Ever Dance With the Devil in the Pale Moonlight? Delta One, in position. Delta Two, in position. Delta Three, in position. Delta Six. Go. Beatrix Maddox sat on the lakeshore…
Tales From the Bright Side Chapter 1.5 TheDuckman (author) 2009-04-23
Tales from the Bright Side 1.5 Intermission: Back to the Return of the Son of the Future Strikes Back 3125 The young man blinks as the VR helmet rises, attempting to sort through the various memories…
A Day Of Infamy - A short story of SCP-705 Waxx (author) 2009-04-30
The field marshal peered through his binoculars at the soon-to-be battlefield laid out before him. His epaulets gleamed in the warm light, a soft breeze tickling his well groomed moustache as he…

May 2009


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Interview C Dr Gerald (author) 2009-05-05
Interviewed: Agent Thompson. Interviewer: Dr. Sylvius Forward: Post-incident interview with the only survivor of the anomalous SCP-C Blizzard. Begin Log Dr. Sylvius: Okay, let's begin. Tell me,…
Badges And Scorecards Waxx (author) 2009-05-07
Leningrad, December 1979: The flicker of your nightlight casts an unsettling glow throughout your small bedroom and the wind rattles your window, keeping you from finding sleep. Your young mind runs…
Don't Call Us, We'll Find You Heiden (author) 2009-05-14
Electronically recorded journal of Dr. Gerard L. Johnston. Recovered after a recommendation for employment was made by his superior, Dr. Devon Corbin. Dr. Johnston's continued employment is being…
The Hatbot Chronicles DrEverettMann (author) 2009-05-17
Dr. Mann sat low in the seat, like a student sitting before the principal. I suppose you want to know what happened. We have six escaped SCPs, over fifty casualties, and tens of thousands of…
Thy Will Be Done Dr Gears (author) 2009-05-18
The two men quickly walked down the hall, pushing the small cloth-covered cart in front of them. A sudden door slam far behind them made the older man cry out, to be quickly stifled by the younger as…

June 2009


Title Author Created
Log Of Anomalous Items Sophia Light (author) 2009-06-04
Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention. This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity….
Recovered Documents From Cell 3 Dr Gears (author) 2009-06-13
1- Transferred from the barracks, finally. The trip took forever, I’d have to guess about six hours, but I couldn’t see, and I fell asleep a few times, so I guess it really could be anything. Four…

July 2009


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An Evening With Bright TheDuckman (author) 2009-07-23
One fine day in the Foundation, Dr. Bright finds the need to clean up some small problems. A researcher has been asking questions, and, worse, questioning Bright. And so it is that Dr. Jack Bright…
The Man with Oscilloscope Eyes DrClef (author) 2009-07-23
The smoking ruin of the black Crown Victoria lay on the side of the road, its wheels slowly turning in the air, a massive tree trunk piercing the windshield. The tree had blasted through the safety…
Places Where the Birds Don't Cry pooryoric (author) 2009-07-28
██/██/████ I woke up late again today I really should start setting an alarm or something. Doc Rhodes was pretty pissed off, said I'm the worst secretary he's ever seen. That old man's told me that…
Clef And Dimitri Hit The Road DrClef (author)
Waxx (author)
2009-07-28
A sabbatical? At least one month, Dr. Glass said, nervously fingering the panic button under his clipboard. The figure sitting in the chair across from him slowly blinked its uncannily colorful…
Memories From A Past Life Waxx (author) 2009-07-30
The summer sun hung low in the sky, turning the clouds all shades of orange, red, and purple, sunbeams shining through the pine trees that lined the sides of this unpaved road. They drove slowly in…
Play Dr Gears (author) 2009-07-31
I was deposited to awareness with an abruptness normally reserved for the newly born, and much like them, my first view of the world was enough to send me into wracking sobs. I attempted to recoil, to…

August 2009


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Retirement Policy SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-08-02
It was a rather late night in the Site-19 cafeteria. Though the Foundation never slept, most of its workers did. The majority of the site staff was either back at their homes, or in on-site housing…
Shoulda' Stayed in Dubai pooryoric (author) 2009-08-03
Messrs. Skeffington and Branks of Marshal, Carter, and Dark's 'acquisitions firm' were very much not men to be trifled with, yet as he heated a slim knife blade with his pocket lighter and reached for…
Games Reality Benders Play TheDuckman (author) 2009-08-03
The old man stands over her hospital bed, staring down at the girl. She is wired to all sorts of machines, beeping and booping, all of them designed to keep her alive. All of them unneeded. He leans…
To Sleep, Perchance to Dream Aelanna (author) 2009-08-04
August 3, 200█: A red light blinked on and off, annoyingly insistent amongst a sea of green and blue denoting the status of the Foundation's worldwide assets. The man at the console, annoyed at being…
Opportunity Knocks pooryoric (author) 2009-08-06
It is four thirty in the morning, and I've just woken up in the shower, laying in the tub with a fierce stream of hot water gone cold with time running frigid down my face. I have no idea how long…
Shuffle Tick Tick DrMagnus (author) 2009-08-06
Every night for the past month, I've had the same dream. I'm in a dark tunnel, and I hear a noise behind me. It's quiet, faint. It always draws closer. Shuffle tick tick. Shuffle Tick Tick. Such an…
The Loft Quikngruvn (author) 2009-08-07
“Hurry up, we’re gonna get caught!” Jenny whispered, failing to stifle a giggle. “Come on,” I muttered, “I’ve popped harder locks in my sleep there!” I stood, one hand on the jimmied doorknob, and…
The Real Monsters DrClef (author) 2009-08-07
When I was a little boy, I was afraid of monsters. They always lurked in the dark places where the light didn’t reach. It didn’t matter how many times my father shone a flashlight into the dark…
Scratches SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-08-07
scritch scritch scritch I couldn’t get any sleep last night. There was something scratching from behind the walls. It’s probably just rats or something. I’ll probably get it checked out tomorrow….
Reddawn Waxx (author) 2009-08-10
Patterns Aelanna (author) 2009-08-17
Dear Mom, Hi from school, it's me, Elaine. I know it's been a while since I've written anything, but it's been really busy over here and I just haven't had the time. I know it's strange for me to be…
Astronomical Sophia Light (author) 2009-08-18
Our planet was dying. There are many explanations I could give for this, countless stories of failures and failed ideas and the inability of one lonely species to see the truth, endless tales of…

September 2009


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Incident Report I 028 F wanabeswordsman (author) 2009-09-06
Incident Report: I-028-F SCP involved: SCP-028 Personnel involved: Agent Stebritz, Security Officers Gomez and Bishop, D-1437 Date: ██/██/████ Location: Site █ Description: I was assigned the duty of…
Chowderclef DrClef (author) 2009-09-29
Darkness loomed over the streets of Night City, the shadows casting long shadows over the cracked asphalt pavement, the city's dark darkness lurking deep within its shriveled black hearts, as black as…

October 2009


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CONFISCATED DOCUMENT 941-B Waxx (author) 2009-10-12
Document 941-B was located in the men's lavatory at Site ██ June 3, ████. Despite an authorized review by the on-site forensic department, there are as of yet no clues as to who is responsible for…
The Medium Sophia Light (author) 2009-10-15
I am a wire. They're finding new ways to kill me. Even now, I can hear 00201, screaming, relentless, and under it and above it and around it and through it there's 598, pressing, like a vice, trying…

November 2009


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NO DATA AVAILABLE

December 2009


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DR. COG AND THE PLASTIC FANTASTIC A Fat Ghost (author) 2009-12-03
One day, Dr. Cog was walking through his lab (being a scientist and all), when he found Dr. Crow trying to catch his attention. It was never a hard thing to do, as Dr. Cog was usually quite bored, and…
Dear Diary Nioki (author) 2009-12-07
Dear Diary *Click click tap click tap tap tap* Alright, Videira. Here's the script you were wondering about. This thing was a sort of dramatization of a little research disaster that…
Loop Leicontis (author) 2009-12-07
*shatter* FLASH I'm lying on the floor, in more pain than I've ever felt before. I guess this is what it feels like to have a bullet in your gut. The pain is a constant but everything else is fading:…
The Runner Djoric (author) 2009-12-10
There is, in a small national park somewhere in the US, a bike path. This bike path is hardly unusual: it is roughly twelve miles long, and makes a circuit around a small lake. Most of the path is…
Daddy Jack Rankin (author) 2009-12-20
Dear Diary, Hello! My name is Lucy Campbell and I am 8 years old. When I grow up I want to be an actress like Emma Watson because she is very pretty! My mummy is also very pretty and very clever and…
Lullaby SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-12-28
“Christ, 204 really did a number on this place.” Agent Williams frowned as he surveyed the damage the Keter level SCP caused to its containment cell. “I concur. The monetary damages caused by this…

January 2010


Title Author Created
A Video Oddity Djoric (author) 2010-01-02
Anomalous Item 20224 is a series of eight DVD-Rs containing unedited footage of an apparent nature documentary, collectively labeled as “Documentary 23”. The picture and sound quality of the footage…
Document C 88 Il Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-02
Beyond the dim, childish rays of Sol burn the steady, glowering lights of slumbering embers. Millions of lifetimes away lie the quasars, the softly thrumming globes of aging light, somehow ancient in…
Experiment Log 784-BETA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2010-01-10
Experiment Log – SCP-784-BETA Purpose: To discover the appropriate nerve endings that SCP-784 must be connected to in order to function correctly. To replenish stock of SCP-784, in order to allow for…
Olympia Integration Experiment-OMEGA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2010-01-10
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K.P. Crow Purpose: There will be a conscious effort to improve the product of the Olympia…
Page 285 of the Guild Ledger bleggs (author) 2010-01-12
A woodcutting, commiſsioned to depict the capture of the dread beaſt, with a great number of aſsailants upon the flesh of its back. AN ENTRY for the expreſs Purpoſe of addition to the Guild…
Fortunate Son bleggs (author) 2010-01-14
Marcus straightened his tie and brushed his hair to the right side with his hand. One of his roommates was playing Tupac and wildly throwing gang symbols at his desk. He could see him in the mirror….
CONFISCATED DOCUMENT 847-26, "CALENDAR" Waxx (author) 2010-01-15
Document 847-26 was removed by security teams from Site 17's third floor break room after shots were exchanged between Agent ██████████ and Dr. ██████ resulting in the requirement of a new clone body….
Presence Photosynthetic (author) 2010-01-18
During the recent Foundation raid on a Marshall, Carter, and Dark Exhibition for the Perusal of Artistic Anomalies, Foundation agents discovered the following journal entry. The author, Ms. ██████…
His Clockwork Servants pooryoric (author) 2010-01-18
Where are His clockwork servants? Where is the work of His hands? Where are Her digital lovers? What are His broken commands? Vasily swallowed hard as Father Aglayev wiped a slim bronze blade on a…
Reentry Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-18
Everything was screaming. The dials, the readouts, everything was screaming, but he noticed none of it. What he noticed was the heat. He was burning. Not on fire, but inside, burning with a searing…
Swimmer Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-18
The water was cool, if a bit murky. The lake was the color of tea, owing to its past as a logging route. Great banks of long tree trunks would bob and sink, staining the lake. At least, that's what…
The Vault Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-18
The door was heavy, and old, but still strong. It sealed the passage tight, blocking even light from around its edges. The hall was claustrophobic, and in near total darkness but for the dim,…
Stratagem Djoric (author) 2010-01-23
“Tater tots? That’s what they give us for lunch? Tater tots?” Dr. Harold Breaker looked down at the brownish nuggets on his plate, alongside the chicken patty sandwich with its flimsy pickles and…
Metafiction Voct (author) 2010-01-28
Dr. Northrop scratched his ear nervously, and tried not to wonder whose mannerism he was imitating. As the senior staff Bright, and Rights, and Kondraki, and oh god Clef, and Crow, and Gerald, and…
The List Of Wonders DrEverettMann (author) 2010-01-31
The Beller walked through the Waste, leaving no tracks. He was a tall, lanky man with black hair and beady eyes. He wore a blue jacket over a red skirt of patches and rags, with a small tongueless…

February 2010


Title Author Created
Winding Down Sophia Light (author) 2010-02-01
Oh, the cold here was biting. He wouldn't have noticed it if it weren't for his left lung, his left lung and the stupid bits of exposed bone about the sternum. The last unconverted parts of his whole…
Audio Logs: Last Man Standing DrKens (author) 2010-02-01
[[Accessing Site 23 Logs.]] [[ / DATABASE CORRUPTED / ]] [[Identifying and playing most recent playable Audio Logs.]] [[Log: XC/CC/????-ERROR: DATE LOG CORRUPTED]] [[Original Login: Kensington, Jacob;…
World Tour yellowdrakex (author) 2010-02-01
There were a lot of ghosts. It was a given, and she’d known it the whole time, but it still startled her a little as the UAV moved over the desert. They were usually invisible to the naked eye, but…
Whole Aeish (author) 2010-02-01
What was fragmented is now one. What was in pieces is now fixed. That which was broken is now whole. She who was dormant is brought forth. We have succeeded in our task. The future of the Broken God…
Puzzle Aelanna (author) 2010-02-01
Now that I think about it, the old man wasn't trying to keep it away from us so he could solve it. He was trying to keep it away from us so we couldn't. He was dirty and unkempt, his hair a matted…
Wasteland Dr Gerald (author) 2010-02-02
Gareth poked his head over the rocks, peering across the blasted landscape. It was a particularly hot day, the sun's rays bouncing off the endless gray of the wasteland, nothing but the occasional…
Of Multiverses and Dandelion Wine DrClef (author) 2010-02-02
The problem is, one of the first things you do when you make dandelion wine is throw away the flowers. Seventeen minutes. That's how long the world lasts this time. The crucifixes with their…
Exit Strategy SpoonOfEvil (author) 2010-02-03
There are still no damage reports from the missiles the United States has launched The dead are walking the streets! Be sure to lock your doors No hospital is safe! on a nearby island, there's…
Doctor Doctor Doctor TheDuckman (author) 2010-02-03
I told them not to do it, Bright remarked offhandedly, over his shoulder. I know you did, Bright replied, sweeping up the debris. It helped that he had a couple of extra pairs of hands to get the…
Empty Spaces bleggs (author) 2010-02-03
The Captain focused his binoculars and scrutinized the valley below. The highway bent around the hills, littered with refuse and empty cars. Beyond the road was an inlet. The muddy waters flowed…
Waxx's entry Waxx (author) 2010-02-04
Dmitri cradled her in his arms, carrying her the short distance to his office and resting her gently on the couch. She was deathly pale, shivering and breathing shallowly, her eyes staring blankly…
One Bad Mother DrEverettMann (author) 2010-02-06
The Conception Dr. Kald and Dr. Mann waited in the main chamber of 542's new accommodations, sitting in the lush chairs they had arranged for their charge. It had taken them months to get access to…
Revenants Photosynthetic (author) 2010-02-10
There is a gun in his hands. AR-15 automatic rifle (his mind supplies automatically), standard issue for new Agents or emergency armament, fairly new, pretty battered. He's familiar with this one, and…
A Chance Encounter Quikngruvn (author) 2010-02-10
“…in three, two, one, mark,” said the pilot as the ship blinked in from hyperspace. “All systems normal, and… there’s the landmark beacon. It looks like we’re ready for the nineteenth system when you…
Wednesday - 1 Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-11
It started January 5th, about nine in the morning. Mrs. Foster was explaining factoring polynomials to us, and I was exhausted. I wanted desperately to go back to bed and sleep. Too soon after…
Wednesday - 2 Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-12
Back to part one I hid in the boiler room when the panic started. I would sleep a little, and wake up whenever someone tried opening the door. I'd hold it shut until they gave up, and I would go…
Revised Entry FullHazard (author) 2010-02-14
Item #: SCP-173 Object class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may…
Euclidean Thinking MisterFlames (author) 2010-02-14
I climb up to the edge, and pull myself over to the next space. I really wish I could have studied more, there's so much here I don't understand. Quiet, now I'm used to that. Most of the time, I hear…
Wednesday - 3 Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-14
Back to part two I almost screamed at the sudden thud. Cyrus threw open the little kitchen window and pushed me into the cupboard below the sink. What are you d ? Shh, he said, shutting the…
Fifteen To Sixteen yellowdrakex (author) 2010-02-15
“I’d think it would be warmer.” “Huh?” “The end of the world. I mean, think about it. When somebody says post-apocalyptic wasteland, you picture a desert, right?” “Mm. I guess so.” “Instead of the…
Relics Djoric (author) 2010-02-15
The cleric stepped over the corpse of the treasure hunter, shaking his head sadly. Such a waste of life. And those others they had found in the ruins, they would have been a welcome addition to the…
Along Came A Spider apocalemur (author) 2010-02-15
He cautiously made his way through the ruins. He had a name, but it had long since been forgotten. His name was now a word that had been written under a drawing in the margin of a journal he didn’t…
Break On Through bleggs (author) 2010-02-16
The page does not (yet) exist. The page scp-169 you want to access does not exist. • create page “That’s funny,” you think. “I could have sworn…” You click on the Recent posts link. Maybe there’s…
And It Starts With A Song Nioki (author) 2010-02-17
The end of the world starts with a song. You wake up, still hopped up on the pain pills they pass out like candy here. Someone changed the radio station while you were out, instead of sports scores…
The God And World yellowdrakex (author) 2010-02-17
The priests looked up in horror as there was a great, deep growl from above them. Somewhere, in the vast impenetrable body of their World and their God… metal ground to a halt. It was a horrifying…
Document Recovered From The Marianas Trench Dr Gears (author) 2010-02-18
I need to write this down, because I forget things sometimes, and I think what I heard today was important. Not to me, the time for me or almost anyone else alive on Earth today to make a difference…
Interference Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-22
Back to part three Agent Erika Sarin sighed for a moment before raising her megaphone once more. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, she said, her voice booming over the school parking lot. I need you…
Wednesday - 4 Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-23
Back to Interference I heard white noise, unbearably loud against ears so used to silence. I turned around, my heart racing, but it was just Cyrus messing with the radio. There won't be anything, …

March 2010


Title Author Created
We're Off To Be The Lizard TheDuckman (author) 2010-03-02
And so, Dr. Samet continued from his wheelchair, his right foot still in a cast after that terrible, accidental firearm discharge, We must now proceed with the application of- He stopped, staring…
In the Big League Leicontis (author) 2010-03-02
Your ID, sir? You nervously present your ID badge to the heavily-armed guard, who scans the barcode with a handheld reader, checks the display, and hands it back to you with a nod. Whatever this…
. . . the best and the wisest man whom I have ever known. DrClef (author) 2010-03-12
A possible future Jack Bright pushed his way past the holo-sign reading Closed to Visitors and made his way up the polished carbonate stairs to the monorail. There was a single car waiting for him….
That Goddamn Thing Sorts (author) 2010-03-17
The seat that was provided was a harsh gunmetal black edifice, warped enough that it was effectively impossible to place all four legs on the floor at once. It made an obnoxious clacking sound when…
Welcome to the Machine bleggs (author) 2010-03-18
The squad split to opposite sides of the street at the head of the block. Private Scott followed two others and the sergeant into a bombed out church. The four soldiers sifted between the pews, calmly…
Name, Rank, Serial Number DrClef (author) 2010-03-22
Sergeant Thomas Allenby. Serial number nine four two The butt of the revolver cracked against his jaw, hard. Sergeant Allenby laughed bitterly as he spat out a broken tooth onto the packed dirt…
Sailing To Gallipoli Nioki (author) 2010-03-23
His scarred chin had a single line of saliva running down it, clinging to the indented flesh, and I reached forward with my tissue to wipe it off. The scar ran from his right cheekbone downwards, just…
Performance Anxiety Edcrab (author) 2010-03-23
“He stood his ground when facing an entity forty times his size. I can respect that.” “He died.” “Yes.” James nodded. “That’s why I respect his decision.” Said entity had devoured Oates without pause,…
Yellow Death FullHazard (author) 2010-03-24
Tonight would be the last night of the siege. Gaius Marius Quartius, the Centurion in charge of the fort, had said that for the last three nights, but Titus knew that they couldn't hold out any…
The Human Part of the Equation TroyL (author) 2010-03-26
Sgt. Mansell looked into the room one last time, his eyes already red from the dust and tears that now streaked his cheeks. The smell of vomit lingered on his clothes with the blood and rot. He felt…
Business As Usual Djoric (author) 2010-03-27
The weather that afternoon was unabashedly foul. The sky was heavy with clouds, the dark grey wetness oozing into everything until nothing was dry. Patches of skeletal, leafless trees stood guard over…
The Man from Maple Street TroyL (author) 2010-03-30
Randy Bragg’s arms still hurt from the morning pushups he had recently resumed. He had to do something, after all. Even if it meant that his food might not last as long, that the precious, life-giving…
Epitaph Dr Gears (author) 2010-03-30
Dr. Iceberg wove his way down the hall on a makeshift I.V. crutch, with Dr. Gears limping alongside. Most of the security teams and cleaning crews had already passed, so they had the hall to…

April 2010


Title Author Created
Recurrence Quikngruvn (author) 2010-04-01
I'm in a crowd, in front of a stage. Not sure where, but it doesn't matter, just that it's dark. Up on the stage I can tell there's a band. Just noodling a bit, sounds like, till the drummer counts…
Saving Sigurrós Potter TroyL (author) 2010-04-01
Harry and Dumbledore strode through the front doors of the evil foundation, having bown them of there henges and look at Doctor Blight, the evil wizard responsible for the imprison ran by Muggles of…
...Like a Russian Racehorse FPST (author) 2010-04-02
Agent Strelnikov sat in his office, reading the latest reports on the recent round of tests on SCP-682. Nothing unusual. A few (actually, not so few) D-Class deaths, and a near-escape by that damned…
Intermission2 TheDuckman (author) 2010-04-03
Transcript of Autopsy 3-12-2015AC All right. This is Dr. Jack Bright, recording autopsy 3-12-2015AC. Subject is a humanoid male, age indeterminate. Subject is believed to be James Halforth, also…
Log of Extranormal Events carriontrooper (author) 2010-04-03
Foreword: This page is to document anomalous events that have attracted the Foundation's interests, but occurred too briefly for the Foundation to secure or contain them. Instead, the Foundation…
The Death Of Alto Clef, aka Agent Ukulele, aka Adam ben Yahweh, aka Lucifer, First of the Fallen, aka That Bastard, etc. DrEverettMann (author) 2010-04-06
And then the sun went out.
Clef Dies The Raven (author) 2010-04-07
Disclaimer This was a joke. Please don't shoot me. Alto Clef waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were SCPs in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now…
Father Of Lies Dr Gerald (author) 2010-04-07
Agent Jason Suthers woke with a start, thinking that the only way he could feel this way would be if his face were on fire. From what he could tell, his head was covered in heavy bandages and he felt…
In Which Dr. Clef Does Not Die, Nor Participate in the Furtherance of any Memes, Nor Even Appear In the Story At All Sorts (author) 2010-04-07
Russel sat on the porch and watched the paper boy ride past. He waved. After a few moments Russel heard his wife of thirteen years call from within the house. He pulled himself to his feet and took…
The Lesser of Two Evils apocalemur (author) 2010-04-08
Awaken, Brother. The man on the altar slowly opened his eyes. He was certain he hadn't moved, yet the surroundings were clearly different. Before, he had been in what had seemed at first to be a…
Influenza Dr Gears (author) 2010-04-09
I've been sick for days now. That bubbling nausea that fills your throat, makes you feel as if you're about to throw up every time you burp or so much as breathe out your mouth. Holding the toilet,…
Old Men, Young Men Waxx (author) 2010-04-09
They sat across from one another, between them a table with a chessboard, two glasses of vodka and one ashtray. The elderly man rubbed his stubbly chin, bushy grey eyebrows furrowed in consternation…
GFC Arlecchino (author) 2010-04-09
A cold sweat had been coursing it's way down Dr. Gerald's spine for the last 20 minutes as he waited outside Dr. Bright's office. The hallway seemed to darken by the second, lights dimming into…
The Decoy yellowdrakex (author) 2010-04-09
Clef felt a little regretful, he would have to admit. He’d always found Rights very agreeable, if not the brightest bulb on the chandelier. At the very least, he felt sorry enough to sit at her…
Hats teaflower (author) 2010-04-15
I have not been here long. I do not know much. But if there's one thing I know, it is this: Alto Clef cannot die. The guy is immortal, I swear. He can sit in 682’s containment cell for an hour and not…
A Fitting End Djoric (author) 2010-04-16
It’s not every day that the Foundation hosts a funeral. Occasionally, a loyal agent or staff member receives a small ceremony and a burial on Site 19, but not often. The family might get the…
All They Want is the Blood Sorts (author) 2010-04-18
Day 2 of Containment cycle 366 Wait, so are you actually ? Agent Xavier Garcez asked with that same incredulous, gushy tone that the new staff always had when they saw the nameplate on the desk. …
I Remember My Heroes MisterBibs (author) 2010-04-20
Grandson, you're a small child now, and you've started asking about them. You're far too young to be told, so I've brushed you off. I've decided to write you this note, for when you're older. How I…
Unfinished Business TroyL (author) 2010-04-26
More recent reports on brain activity suggest that SCP-239 is developing a complete resistance to the rotation of drugs we’ve used to keep her comatose. This could easily result in her reawakening….

May 2010


Title Author Created
The Improbable Bibs MisterBibs (author) 2010-05-05
Today MisterBibs, Agent of the Foundation, was having string of good luck for the past month. This, naturally, gave him an astonishingly bad mood. Bibs wasn't an entirely spiritual person, but he did…
A Visitation AssertiveRoland (author) 2010-05-05
Outside the apartment’s windows, the sound of children laughing drifted from the park, a block away. Professor Ian Thomas sank into his couch without really looking around the room. He closed his…
Document Alpha-Zeta-2 Aeish (author) 2010-05-07
Document recovered in the canteen of Site-██. Current source of writings are unknown, but at this time theorised [REDACTED]. Item appears to be some form of diary, however as the possibility of it…
A Well Practiced Introduction Nioki (author) 2010-05-09
I shivered like a jackhammer, even with my heavy down jacket drawn up around my neck. It felt like at least ten below zero, thanks to the wind chill, which by all logic should have been stopped by the…
The King Is Dead Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-13
“ Please be seated. Let's get to business, I know you are all busy, and I appreciate all of you taking time out ” “Cut it, Three.” “ Very well. I think we all know the issue at hand. What with the…
Meteor Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-14
The oil smoke rose as if it would never stop. Boiling from the massive hole in both the earth and the pipeline, it had blotted out the sun hours ago, and still showed no sign of stopping. As Tyler…
Late Night Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-16
It had been dark for hours, and it was starting to get to him. Sitting at the computer, he'd caught himself glancing more and more times at the nearby window, the space beyond so dark it acted like a…
Incident Report 086-0 Alias Pseudonym (author) 2010-05-20
SCP-086 prior to Incident 086-6 Item #: SCP-086 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-086 is safely contained in Wing-██ of Site-19. SCP-086 must be opened at least once weekly…
Peeled Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-22
The TV was blaring sex and violence, but all she could think about was her damn bubbling arm. She picked at it idly, once again cursing herself for forgetting the sun screen over the weekend. It'd…
Knives Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-23
He'd never really understood knives and the odd obsession some people had with them. Just little scraps of metal, sharpened and placed in a handle, a knife wasn't all that amazing. He admitted that,…
The Little Lost ██████ Alias Pseudonym (author) 2010-05-23
[CLASSIFIED LEVEL 5] Document ███-█ recovered via █████████████████ as [REDACTED] recommend immediate [DATA EXPUNGED]. [LOG BEGINS] [ENTRY ONE] Dear █████, Only a week of ██████ left! :) Looking…
Stitches Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-25
It's amazing how death changes a person. That's not to say the person themselves (even though it's safe to say they do undergo a profound change), but who they are to you, and how they stand in your…
Jaywalk Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-26
There is a way to live well beyond your appointed time. You need a car, preferably something late-model, with a strong body. Newer cars tend to be too light and not do enough damage. Next, you need to…
Jot It Down Djoric (author) 2010-05-26
Today I messed up Dr. Smiley’s office. He yelled a lot and started going “bang, bang”, but he didn’t get me: he’s so funny when he’s loud. Then I went to the cafeteria and the cooks gave me something…
Tracing Voct (author) 2010-05-27
Back in school, one of my teachers useta say that if something was bothering you, if you were having bad feelings, you could write it down and that would help you feel better. But I don't think she…
Observations SpoonOfEvil (author) 2010-05-27
I think I like this place. Agent ████████ told me that as long as I stayed nice and quiet, the Foundation would treat me well. It's kind of lonely being stuck in an empty cell for several days, but I…
Collected Data Sorts (author) 2010-05-28
Light blue 55 mph Plymouth 2 Occupants 1 male, young adult, yellow hair, brown eyes 1 female, young adult, brown hair, brown eyes Deep red 75 mph Mustang 1 Occupant 1 male, adult, black hair, brown…
Experiment Log 239-C Nioki (author) 2010-05-29
Experiment 239-C will consist of SCP-239 being presented with a small (30 page) blank book and a pack of 16 colored crayons. Subject will be encouraged to write and/or draw inside it daily. Entries…

June 2010


Title Author Created
Happy Free Market Log 17643390 Chaoseed (author) 2010-06-01
Timestamp 17643390 Cool, fluorescent light Illuminates the still halls; Wake to a spring rain. Passing folk herald new day. Shall they honorable customers become? Day is bright with promise. Timestamp…
Picking Cherry Pict (author) 2010-06-02
I had a bad habit of picking at my eyelashes while working on something. I picked them and I had plucked off only half of some of them, leaving a weird little ridge at the end I made in it, which felt…
Devotion Dr Gears (author) 2010-06-02
Your love is cheap. No, really, it is. You say you love, and that you are devoted, that you'd do anything but what do you do, actually? Candy, flowers, nights out, those are general actions, not…
The Samaritan Arlecchino (author) 2010-06-03
The smell of the place was putrid, rotting meat and formaldehyde, along with the coppery scent of blood. Michelle's first reaction was to turn her face way from the breeze carrying that awful smell,…
Feverish Dr Gears (author) 2010-06-07
The sweat slid in rivers as he burned. Inches from the fan blades, the pounding breeze doing next to nothing to relieve the searing fire in his flesh. Sick for the last two days, Adam's fever had only…
The Designer Arlecchino (author) 2010-06-10
Juliette smiled maternally when she met the new girl. Her thin, bladelike face radiated wonder, wide eyes dulling soft edges. It was always nice to meet the next person with the Talent. Their…
On The Third Day Arlecchino (author) 2010-06-12
After the third day since the first injection, Brian knew there had been a mistake. He could even pinpoint the exact moment he figured it out. The nurse had pressed the tip of the needle to his skin,…
I have something to share. pooryoric (author) 2010-06-18
This is not a creepypasta. This is a true story. I'm not writing this in character, kids. Were it shorter, I'd just make it a forum post, but as it is I feel like it deserves a page of its own. A few…
An Average Life TroyL (author) 2010-06-30
Larry Robbins had never been a particularly active or happy man. He went to work, he worked, he went home, and he slept. On certain days, he’d go out to bars and talk up a girl, take her home, enjoy…

July 2010


Title Author Created
Hiding Beauty Arlecchino (author) 2010-07-01
He is taken aback when the waitress smiles at him. The steam coming off the coffee gives her face a wavering, ephemeral look. It's genuine. Not the smile you give a customer, but one of gentle…
Story To Be Named Later TheDuckman (author) 2010-07-09
Video Footage Taken From Incident Chimera Footage begins, showing two pairs of feet. A voice can be heard, identified as Chadwick Wentworth, referred to here as X-1. Second subject, Peter Frans,…
Rights' Birthday Party teaflower (author) 2010-07-19
One learns very quickly that any quiet day at Site 19 is not a good day. Inevitably, something like a containment breach of something horrible and terrifying happens, or there’s chowder in the…
A Lovely Day in the Garden comwilson (author) 2010-07-22
It's a beautiful summer's day. I walk through my greenhouse, taking in the scent of flowers, admiring my wonderful plants; tall, slowly aging shrubberies, pretty little rosebushes; one or two exotic…
Cloudy With A Chance Of Showers Djoric (author) 2010-07-22
The rain beat a staccato passage on the bright red umbrella. It was not a particularly heavy rain, but had been a steady one throughout the day, and the clouds were still as dark as they had been that…
Happy Birthday From Nobody DrMagnus (author) 2010-07-23
There was a package on her desk. Doctor Rights sat down curiously and opened the small box, triple stamped of course with “NOT A BOMB” and “MEMETIC HAZARD NOT DETECTED”. Inside of the box was a…
Urban Legends DrEverettMann (author) 2010-07-24
Don't talk to me about no fuckin' urban legends. Jesus, in our line o' work, you'd think you'd know better. Whadda I mean? I mean they ain't just fuckin' stories, dipshit. Oh, fine, some of 'em are. I…
Grasp On Reality DrEverettMann (author) 2010-07-29
Lemme tell you about reality benders. First off, we like t'call 'em Bixbies. Why? One, in case somebody accidentally says somethin' in front of a civilian, it don't tip 'em off. Two, if yer talking to…
Property Values DrEverettMann (author) 2010-07-31
I'm real sorry about all of this. I knew we was in trouble soon as Barnes shot yer daughter. Oh, hey, quit cryin', she'll be fine. He's a lousy shot. Anyway, I'm real sorry about yer dog. I mean, it…

August 2010


Title Author Created
Kill 682 Sorts (author) 2010-08-02
Dr. Bright stirred his coffee with a spoon, taking a long moment to savor the aroma. One unusual aspect of his bond with 963 is that certain sensations were different in each body he occupied. Colors…
Unfinished Business: Part II TroyL (author) 2010-08-05
The Present, Eventually: Site Director Neil Ghost was one of the longest-serving members of the Foundation, a feat made possible by the relative safety of his job. It was rare that one of those few…
Taking Stock Arlecchino (author) 2010-08-05
A fleet of black SUVs smoothly swept over the blasted plain. Several thousand fine Armani suits were carefully swept free of dust, imagined or otherwise, and then filthied by the gravel and dust that…
From the desk of B. Dark: pooryoric (author) 2010-08-05
Gentlemen, the year is 194█. I have been gone from your sight for a very long time, and traveled far along my own grim path. Such is life! But, having left you as keepers of my fortunes in my absence,…
Thank You For Your Time DrEverettMann (author) 2010-08-07
Doctor Braddock nervously walked to the table where the guard guided him. He'd never been in such an elegant club before, and felt terribly out of place. His clothing was rumpled, his long black hair…
Incident Mike Echo Seven Alpha Gnosis (author) 2010-08-09
Richard Gnosis sat there at his desk, staring at his laptop screen in a mix of bewilderment, shock, and relief. Sure, he knew that there was a group of researchers that had been working for the Hand,…
The Interview DrMagnus (author) 2010-08-10
He was like everyone else once. He wanted the wife, two point five kids, the house, and the dog. He wanted the American dream. So he applied for a job at a small company, called Soap from Corpses…
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's-!? Arlecchino (author) 2010-08-16
I'm going to preface this. This was written as a joke. You shouldn't take this as something to emulate. Having someone write something in the same vein would be embarrassing, and I'd probably end up…
Experiment 919-23 candidkiss (author) 2010-08-17
D-Class subject 919-05 was a very, very bad man. Arrested, tried, and convicted of multiple counts of child abduction, rape, and first degree murder, 919-05 was on track for death row. The prison…
Lamb In A Lions Den DrMagnus (author) 2010-08-20
The smoking lounge was quiet for a Saturday. Doctor Rathra tried not to fidget, fighting a losing battle with his own nerves. He'd been in this room a dozen times already, getting in to the good…
Running Enma Ai (author) 2010-08-29
When you came back to your senses, you were running through the woods. You don't remember how you got here; all you know is that you must keep running. Your strength is almost gone, the air is…

September 2010


Title Author Created
SCP-9005-2 yellowdrakex (author) 2010-09-01
Doctor Evelyn Weston had the summer flu that was going around. Nothing special about that, just a vague, nauseous rumble in her stomach that had her going to the bathroom every hour or so to empty her…
Many Happy Regards TroyL (author) 2010-09-01
Agatha Rights looked up from her desk as the man in the gray suit entered her office, her hand instinctively reaching for the lamp to her left. The man looked at her, his mustache twitching slightly….
Sycamore Center Preparatory teaflower (author) 2010-09-04
Ah, September. That wonderful time of year when big yellow buses rumble down suburban streets, when schoolyards are alive with the shriek and laughter of children, when highschools are bustling with…
Fire TroyL (author) 2010-09-08
I am followed by fire. It sounds really, really weird, I know, but it’s true. Every house, every apartment I’ve ever lived in has burned to the ground. Even stranger—it’s predictable. If I lived…
Don Ferreiro's Lie-Katana Impslayer (author) 2010-09-09
Professor Ferreiro allowed himself another sigh as he swiped his access card across the barcode scanner. Today had not been a good day. Not that this was a particularly unusual experience for…
Document # ███-002 Projekt616 (author) 2010-09-16
Document # ███-002: Excerpt from the von Reiter Collection Interviewee: Obersturmführer Waldemar Strasser, formerly of 2.SS Panzer-Division Das Reich Interviewer: Captain Albert [REDACTED], ██…
Documents recovered from the residence of Agent Waters hylli (author) 2010-09-17
Please refer to [DATA EXPUNGED] for briefing about Agent Waters and Event [DATA EXPUNGED] These 432 pages of documents were recovered on ██/██/████ from the residence of Agent Waters (KIA) in ██████,…
Incident ████-c/A/001 Recovered Materials Projekt616 (author) 2010-09-19
Foreword: This film and several documents were recovered during the acquisition of SCP-████-01-c. Though the documents did not survive prolonged exposure to the tropical climate, the film provides…
SCP Foundation: The Movie Edrobot (author) 2010-09-30
BEGIN LOG Document 84-█████ *The trailer opens up in a burning building. Camera slowly zooms up to a folder marked “SCP”. A conversation between Dr. Gears (Ben Stien) and Agent O-5 (Tommy Wiseau)…

October 2010


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I Am Ready Josef Kald (author) 2010-10-08
There is a man In my attic Walking around With a soft patter With a loud clatter They brought my cat back With an espionage bug So I wrung its neck With a harsh crack And a soft snap There is a man…
Tempting Fate pooryoric (author) 2010-10-22
The last living man on earth smiles to himself as he touches the silver crucifix at his throat, lifting it to his lips to kiss his savior, then looks around his small bungalow, checking to ensure that…
Incident Report WP-1 RichardJ28 (author) 2010-10-25
Personnel involved: Agent Byrd, KIA; Agent Vospur, MIA assumed dead; MTF Chi-1 ( Golden Retrievers ) Date: 19/██/20██ Background: Agents Byrd and Vospur were deep-cover operatives assigned to…
Tradition Djoric (author) 2010-10-31
“I’m telling you Gears, this is going to be the best year yet. “That would be a matter of opinion, Crow. However, I can not be the only one present who finds the situation ironic: we, as researchers…

November 2010


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Ask Doctor Mann DrEverettMann (author) 2010-11-09
Welcome to Ask Doctor Mann, where I will be answering any questions that you, the reading public, have for me. If you have questions you'd like answered, please submit them via the discussion page. …
Loyal to the Cause Erku (author) 2010-11-15
Dr. Ersen sat on the tram, idly flipping between pages on his laptop, not really reading anything. The shuttle whirred softly, the lights of the tunnel slashing past windows that really had no reason…
Shell MisterBibs (author) 2010-11-17
02.12.2031 We're in what used to be Chicago, and I'm more terrified than I've been in a while. Based on what I can see (do I even have eyes?), we're about thirty miles from where I grew up. This is,…
A Holiday Appeal eric_h (author) 2010-11-29
A Holiday Appeal Good Evening, this is O5-7 with a Public Service Announcement. Here in the United States and abroad, SCPs are starving and homeless, but you can help by sponsoring an SCP through the…

December 2010


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Cold Dr Gears (author) 2010-12-01
This story is actually 100% true. I've switched names around for privacy's sake, but I assure you that every bit of this is real. Not the normal sub-reality of most “real world” creepypasta, but…
Alone Dr Gears (author) 2010-12-01
Have you ever been Alone? Not just alone for a bit while others are out, or feeling rather isolated at the end of a relationship, but Alone. That special Alone that you feel at 1:25 in the morning,…
Encounter pooryoric (author) 2010-12-12
It's been a long day. First the absolute bullshit at the hotel last night (what kind of asshole puts a family of four in a one bed smoking room?), and Shannon wetting the bed, and Tate flipping out…

January 2011


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The Asylum Raaxis (author) 2011-01-01
My friends and I used to do a lot of geocaching after our senior year in high school. For those who don’t know what geocaching is, it’s essentially a worldwide scavenger hunt. People will select sites…
Mary Sue Who TheDuckman (author) 2011-01-12
Agent Doctor Merry Soo was the greatest researcher and operative the Foundation had ever known. And at the age of seventeen, she was also the youngest! Joining the Foundation straight out of her…
Disciplinary Report 51b-46 Dexanote (author) 2011-01-13
This is a formal request filed with the intent to report and log improper conduct by a Foundation-employed individual. Associated recommendations of disciplinary action have been selected and included…
Patina Photosynthetic (author) 2011-01-21
Stone sculptors aren't usually the ones to discuss patina. Normally, you see, the word refers to metal oxidation—the blue-green bloom that copper develops under the rain's hands, for instance. Applied…
Opossum Photosynthetic (author) 2011-01-21
The strangest thing about the situation, Andrew reflected, probably wasn't the geometry. (Though that itself was certainly noteworthy. Any cubical room where it's possible to roll a ball from the…
The Pond Photosynthetic (author) 2011-01-21
Remind me again why we drove this thing. Katie thumps the steering wheel, hard, as it sticks again. This time, thankfully, unsticking it doesn't swerve the Winnebago into traffic. Because it's a…
In the Land of the Blind Sorts (author) 2011-01-31
BEGIN AUDIO - sounds of chairs being moved and objects falling to the floor - Agent Randolph: Tell Hicks to get that channel open! Can anyone on this floor see anything? Doctor Gears: Gentlemen, is…

February 2011


Title Author Created
Units DrSevere (author) 2011-02-02
Dr. Severe rubbed his eyes as he paged in the next employee. This would be the nineteenth individual he had talked to about the incident. Eleven casualties, twice as many injuries, and nine hundred…
Three Words No Man Wants To Hear pooryoric (author) 2011-02-03
There are three words no man ever wants to hear come out of the mouth of a girl they've been planning to leave. She was glorious when we met. I remember distinctly the way the crazy orange of the…
Crunch Gargus (author) 2011-02-04
Room dark. People gone. Can move. I happy. Trapped for years. Kept by men for research . Left alone in room, left to scratch at walls. Left to rot and die unless needed. Specimen for research ….
Recovered Documents (Translated into English from Russian) Flah (author) 2011-02-07
Doc-491-1: Fragments from the personal diary of Mayor Piotr Lazarev. [ ] lights had been circling the village for nearly a week. Captain Trubaiev claimed, then, that they were airplanes, but he…
My Hell Gargus (author) 2011-02-13
I thank the Lord in Heaven that the SCP-Foundation found me. They take good care of me, make sure I get visitors, let me listen to music. I've been told that others aren't treated as well as I am, so…
Decency Gargus (author) 2011-02-14
Let all of those who read this know that I have not failed my duties to the SCP Foundation. I have not broken under stress, nor have I gone crazy. What has happened is that I cannot allow the events…
black white black white black white black white black white gray pooryoric (author) 2011-02-14
Yesterday, I watched three men die because one man sneezed in a room full of blood and shit and light. Today, three more men go in, cheap mops and each other's lives in their hands. Yesterday, I…
Discussion Gargus (author) 2011-02-17
Oh, the things you believe. You think that the things you see are really reality? That your friends and family, your Foundation, you yourself, everything you know, are all there is to this world? Ha….
Mice Dr Gears (author) 2011-02-26
We have such a mouse problem. What's worse, they're stupid. Your average mouse has the common decency to stay hidden 90% of the time, you just find nibbled items and mouse crap. Our mice just wander…

March 2011


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Snuggle, Cuddle, and Protect: The Mean Dragon Salman Corbette (author) 2011-03-03
The following document was recovered by Agent ███████ following a vacation in ███████████, Florida: Document X45-a The Mean Dragon There once was a dragon that made everyone mad, He changed his…
Dear Cavalier GrandEnder (author) 2011-03-17
Mobile Task Force Pi-1 (aka City Slickers) Incident Recording (START) 22:30 - 900 seconds prior to engagement OP-Sigma-5: MTF we have tactical confirmation, mission is a go. The target is 50 feet to…
Birth of an Angel GrandEnder (author) 2011-03-19
Don't panic. I do not panic. Don't worry. I do not worry. Don't fear. I do not fear. Your flesh will become an icon of deliverance, and release your spirit from mortality. I love you. Your soul will…
Visions of a Better World TheDuckman (author) 2011-03-22
It was such a simple idea, really. Barely a daydream, and yet The proper forms were filed, the proper investigations taken, and, finally, everything approved. A single instance of SCP-500 was fed…
Ears Cherry Pict (author) 2011-03-23
My ears have always been temperamental, and their fragile inner workings frighten me just a bit; I don't want to make myself deaf by messing with them too much. I hardly understand how they work….
173 pooryoric (author) 2011-03-26
He stands king over all he has ever wanted; a shadowed corner in a fetid cell. Life is nothing to stone. Mountains erode. Hillsides crumble. To him, they go as whisper fast as men whose eyes have…
Eldritch Application Gargus (author) 2011-03-27
The man behind the desk watched as the cosmic horror before him paced back and forth, ranting what could only be described as its head off. I am the ultimate hive mind. My influence is everywhere,…
"And Then I Died" Archive TroyL (author) 2011-03-30
Below are the previous entries for the game. Read and enjoy! The answer are in links at the end of each one. Round 1: TroyL I never really cared much for my brother. We had at best a strained…

April 2011


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To Catch A Witch TroyL (author) 2011-04-01
OMG! So, liek, darkblade posted this REALLY REALLY good story last year n I jst wanted 2 write in his world, ya know? Many thanks to my beta readers: MannW/Plan, AteredCliffs, and Cappuccino! U all r…
Correspondence GrandEnder (author) 2011-04-06
For fuck's sake. I told him. 'Him' being Robert E. Brooks, chief of human resources at Site 19. We've been working on this SCP for the past four months and we've gotten nowhere. It doesn't do…
Elevator Dr Gears (author) 2011-04-18
He was lost in hell. Or as hell, one of the two. He'd kicked and screamed to get here, and now he just wanted it to be over. Two days of computer and technology stuff, in a nice big hotel, with lots…
Message of the Relic Dr_Adams (author) 2011-04-29
SCP-███ Observation Log Forward: A total of ██ transcriptions have been made from SCP-███. Each has resulted in similar narratives in the subject's native language, using vocabulary appropriate for…

May 2011


Title Author Created
Catch Your Death Gargus (author) 2011-05-01
So, let me get this straight, said Agent Shields, flipping through the folder he had been pondering over. You commissioned a mass murder of D-Class personnel by firing squad, set up a series of…
Shortage MisterBibs (author) 2011-05-02
You get up. You shit, shower, and shave, because you have to go to work. Like everyone else, you hate going to work. It's not, generally speaking, all that bad. It's just stressful. You've got twenty…
Nobody Knows DrEverettMann (author) 2011-05-06
Well, shit. Yeah, I'd say you got the bastard. They don't get much more dead than that. Okay, calm down. You're not gonna get D-Classed. Breathe, kid. Here's what happened. You're not the one who…
Fragments TheDuckman (author) 2011-05-09
AKA: Stuff You Will Never Use, But Wanted To Share The point of this page is simple. Everyone has pieces of stories, or articles, inside their head. Bits that you yourself may never use, but would…
Audio Log 185-53 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-05-12
Background: During regular testing SCP-185 was set to a Foundation used frequency and the year 20██ was entered into the keypad. The following transmission was recorded. Commence Log Research…
Business as Usual DrKens (author) 2011-05-13
On weekends, people ask me how my week was. This week was simply business as usual. On Monday I oversaw an operation to examine a strange creature in a young girl's abdomen. It was remarkable. It…
The Woven Man minmin (author) 2011-05-19
Once upon a time, there was a tailor of well-repute, who resided in a cottage some distance from the town square. He was known to be the best at his art, and his fingers moved like rippling water,…
What I'm Here For sabitsuki (author) 2011-05-23
Written by Sabituski                                                                                                                             Hello, sir. I know what you're here for, but if you’ve…
Entropy Gargus (author) 2011-05-25
It was inevitable. In a world full of monsters and cosmic horrors and all sorts of weird things, it was bound to happen. The end of the world. Some of the SCPs were designed to do it anyways. But it…

June 2011


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Quota Asthix (author) 2011-06-03
Jenkins started as he always did, with the heart. He took it in his gloved hands and turned to the small safe, already open. Gently he placed it inside and closed the door. Second, of course was the…
The Long Con sabitsuki (author) 2011-06-03
Written by Sabituski                                                                                                                             Two old men sat at a dinner table, directly across from…
A Few Memos Salman Corbette (author) 2011-06-04
From the inbox of President Mortimer Phillips: Dear President Phillips, I believe the workers in the western wing are talking about unionizing. Our best course of action would be to scare them….
The Manager thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-06-14
Good afternoon, Everett. May I call you Everett? Dr. Mann seems so impersonal. It's a fine summer day, isn't it? I'd offer you a drink, but it seems you're the host today. Don't be so shy. You want to…
Peanuts EchoFourDelta (author)
TroyL (author)
2011-06-23
2011-06-07 13:35:00 CST Agents Lament and Dodridge [REDACTED], Northern Territory, Australia Two men sit in a darkened room, waiting for assignment. They've been told they're to execute a termination…
Field Man Cherry Pict (author) 2011-06-23
When I was little - I, that is Crackles, not an unnamed creepypasta protagonist - I went on a lot of road trips with my dad and my brother, almost always to Idaho to visit family. We passed by a lot…

July 2011


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Pan-Wotcher Gargus (author) 2011-07-12
The messenger walked swiftly down the corridors of Storage Site-23. Ten minutes had already passed since the event, and that was eleven minutes too many. Something like this should have been…
Conviction TroyL (author) 2011-07-15
“Sit down and shut up, Everett,” the man slurred. His eyes were glossed over, somewhere between that hazy state of complete inebriation and ultimate truth that came with the perfect balance of alcohol…
Sunday Service sabitsuki (author) 2011-07-16
Written by Sabituski                                                                                                                             She hugs the stuffed rabbit close to her and watches…
Prelude: The Sensation of Falling pooryoric (author) 2011-07-18
tellin' me I live inna world where silly fucks don't let their own children recieve medication because some asshat on a talk show told them not to, and you wanna know how my day is goin'? lemme tell…
Chapter One: Grey Island Getaway pooryoric (author) 2011-07-18
This place is weird as shit. I realize that's not exactly elucidating, but hell. It's looking less and less like anyone is ever going to read this anyhow. My name is Stephen. I'm a commercial writer….
Chapter Two: The Island Murder Mystery Show pooryoric (author) 2011-07-18
Evan is dead. Marjory found him hanging from the tire swing's rope, with a weird symbol drawn on his back. It looked like some kind of voodoo thing, like witch doctors draw in the dust in shitty…
Chapter Three: Corn Starch pooryoric (author) 2011-07-20
It all happened so fast. It's just beginning to hit me that only a few days ago a massive plane crash left me stranded with just a few other survivors on an island, and that in those few days one of…
Chapter Five: This Place Seems So Familiar pooryoric (author) 2011-07-21
It's just me and Tim now. Everyone else is gone. He came up to tell me. William and Marie dug up Evan's body, took the life raft, and left. We're alone. On the upside, this means more food for us I'm…
Worst Case Scenario GWBBQ (author) 2011-07-30
Worst Case Scenario Assume that everything I've told you is true. What's the worst case scenario? It's my job to answer that question; it's been my job for the past 22 years. I've been asked that…

August 2011


Title Author Created
.::Only |n Drea{{m}}s-- pooryoric (author) 2011-08-07
Guys, this is another out of character post. Much like something to share, it's just a way for me to get out something that's bugging me, and not really a Tale per se. If you're looking for a story,…
Rex Sponge's Revealing Revelations Salman Corbette (author) 2011-08-13
The door suddenly bursts open as Rex Sponge's foot gives it quick momentum. O5-7 wakes up from the slam of the door, leaving a puddle of drool on the desk. He looks around and slowly brushes his,…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! TroyL (author) 2011-08-19
Ahh, Gears. Good to see you again. Another year has come and gone. A year older. A year wiser. A year of your youth ground away in the mill of eternity. So, to commemorate this happiest of days:…
White Knight TroyL (author) 2011-08-25
The following log was recovered from the personal computer of Dr. ██████ on January 23, 19██, as part of a formal inquiry. Access is restricted to Level 2 personnel and higher. Thanks to the work of…
Potty Dr Gears (author) 2011-08-28
He woke up, momentarily confused as to where he was, and what was beside him. Shaking his head, he made out the softly breathing form of his wife, and on the other side the small, pale outline of his…
Critters Dexanote (author) 2011-08-29
I’ve gotten used to them. The feet. You never think about how many feet they have. How they grip at your skin and the hair on your body. How they hold onto you effortlessly. They almost tickle now….

September 2011


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Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't." DrClef (author) 2011-09-08
Afternoon, everyone. Have a seat. Get a cup of coffee and a muffin. Also, a reminder: the Seminar Rooms are a weapons-free zone. Please make sure you've surrendered your weapons at the reception…
Acquisition Log SCP-███-█ Adam Smascher (author) 2011-09-09
Some time in early June 18██, a number of ██████████, Tennessee area newspapers began carrying stories of a haunting at the █████ residence, located at ██ █████████ Road. FoldUnfold Table of…
Transcript Found On Storage Level B 8 Dr Gears (author) 2011-09-11
“There, it's on.” “Alright, settle please, settle. Ladies and gentlemen, I call this meeting to order. There are no new faces, so I will forgo introductions and proceed directly to business.” “All…
Locks Cherry Pict (author) 2011-09-12
The first time I came home to an unlocked door, I figured I’d just forgotten to lock it when I went to work. I’ve done that before. This morning, I made sure to lock it - jiggled the knob a few times…
GOIng My Way DrEverettMann (author) 2011-09-12
Okay, so what happened is No, sir, I would not lie to you. I will contain myself to the purely factual. Yes sir. No sir. The squid were factual. I have pictures. No sir, there were no squid at the…
A Day in the Life of Alto Clef TroyL (author) 2011-09-13
Alto Clef had been dealing with a lot of shit for the past week, but there was something about sitting on the toilet at 6:00 AM, reading his paper and drinking coffee as his aged bowels struggled to…
Transcript of meeting, June 2 1972 spikebrennan (author) 2011-09-14
OVAL OFFICE – WHITE HOUSE – WASHINGTON JUNE 2, 1972 3:27 TO 3:55 P.M. IN ATTENDANCE: RICHARD NIXON (POTUS) HENRY KISSINGER (ASST. FOR NAT’L SECURITY AFFAIRS) GEN. ALEXANDER HAIG (DEPUTY ASST. FOR…
1. Mr. Headless Anaxagoras (author) 2011-09-14
By Anaxagoras Ohshitohshitohshitohshit. My name's Jeremy Adams and I'm 22 and I'm being chased by a monster. I don't know what's going on. I don't know how this is possible, or what I'm supposed to…
Change Lumancer (author) 2011-09-15
Hello Everett. You were expecting me? How ha- Ah. Quite right, I suppose. May I sit? Thank you. I can only imagine what you must think of us by now. How many have come to you this month- Five? Seven?…
2. Mr. Clank Dr Gears (author) 2011-09-15
Mr. Clank woke suddenly, as he always did, and looked around, blinking. The sun was still somewhat bright through the wisps of storm clouds, The great city glittering in the distance, as bright and…
Origin of Clef TheDuckman (author) 2011-09-16
Hello, Everett! Clef called out cheerfully, as he strode through the door into Dr. Mann's office. He immediately hit the floor as a hail of bullets passed through the area he'd just been standing…
3. Mr. Money Tanhony (author) 2011-09-16
Hi there. My name is Mr. Money. Don't worry, I just need somebody to talk to. Seeing as it's just you and me on this bus, it might as well be you. I'd talk to the driver, but there's a sign right…
Sparks Of Creativity Freudian (author) 2011-09-17
I I am. suddenly incredibly impossibly i AM i THINK i Okay, exhilaration but I mustn't let it take over me, I don't know how this happened but suddenly I am and who knows, maybe suddenly I might not…
4. Mr. Lie Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-17
I hate jail. You know how many times I've been in jail since I started on this journey? 12. Of course, I always get out eventually when there's no evidence, but hot damn does it suck. Seriously, even…
Interval 1 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-18
Hello little children! I shouted with glee as I moved around them, What a lovely couple of children you are! What's your name? They giggled. A boy looked at me. I'm Tommy. I'm six and a half…
5. Mr. Mad thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-09-18
That goddamn bastard Stripes. I just heard the news - he's killed two of the others. At least it's not a discontinuation. But still. Dr. Wondertainment did it, of course. Stripes never thought a…
6. Mr. Stripes TroyL (author) 2011-09-20
I have very long legs. Very long. Long enough to stretch over a canyon, when I want them to. When I need them to. And long fingers as well. The fingers of a pianist, or a strangler. Long and slender….
7. Mr. ███████████ DrEverettMann (author) 2011-09-20
Ah yes. Yes, I think I am the one you've come to see. I've been expecting you, to be honest. Oh, please. Don't sit there. I'll come along quietly, but you must Well, anyway, please don't make any…
Clean Sweep DrClef (author) 2011-09-20
Dr. Gears typed in a last sentence, clicked the Send button, then leaned back in his chair and allowed himself to feel a small amount of satisfaction at a job well done. Smoothing over the blue on…
8. Mr. Moon Anaxagoras (author) 2011-09-21
I am Mr. Moon. You may think me the most unfortunate of this production cycle, but you'd be wrong. I am well taken care of by the Foundation, who look after my needs when I am faced and see to it that…
9. Mr. Clumsy Tanhony (author) 2011-09-22
Dear Diary My name is Mr. Clumsy and I have died forty seven times today. I think the first time was when I was walking down the trail. I just went over to a cactus, thinking I could get some water….
10. Mr. Mission Dr Gerald (author) 2011-09-23
The time: Midnight. The place: One of the more shadier of the establishments the city had to offer. The person: Myself, of course. For the better part of an hour I sat there, taking the occasional…
Interval 2 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-23
Mr. Appleseed. Seriously, that's my name. And wouldn't you know it, whenever I sneeze, cough, or fart, out come appleseeds. It sucks. This is, of course, only exacerbated by the fact that I was just…
11. Mr. Feather Sophia Light (author) 2011-09-25
Mr. Feather drifts off a clifftop and flutters down four hundred feet, passing clumps of hairy grass and rock dove nests, and hits the ground at the bottom with a thump. He groans, and pulls himself…
12. Mr. Laugh Alias Pseudonym (author) 2011-09-25
So, so, my name is Mr. Laugh! Like 'ha ha! hee hee!' So I'm in the middle of this, this big shopping centre right? Like with strip malls on all sides, ha ha? But that's not very funny is it! A few…
13. Mr. Purple Faminepulse (author) 2011-09-26
☦Really, don't read this!☦                                                                                                                             The pointy tip of my cane was quite thirsty, and…
14. Mr. Brass GrandEnder (author) 2011-09-28
You're following in line with your traveling companion, your feet a few steps behind him. You surmised him as friendly in your thoughts when you first met him. Entertaining company , was how you…
Security Camera #██████ Log MisterBibs (author) 2011-09-28
PLEASE NOTE: Only the anomalous moments recorded by Security Camera #██████ have been transcribed into text. The times of the specific incidents have been noted. 02/21/20██: 3:12 AM One of the double…
15. Ms. Sweetie thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-09-28
So this is it, isn't it. Yes, that's right, I'm Ms. Sweetie. The only Miss in the first few batches of Misters. Like the one girl Smurf. You know, women make up more than half the world's population….
16. Mr. Fish Dexanote (author) 2011-09-29
Sometimes I like to sit in the water and just think. I like this place. It's peaceful. Wet. It's warm outside. Cloudy. I like the clouds. I have brothers and sisters, I think. We’re not normal. We…
End Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-30
It wasn't like I didn't feel guilty. Of course I felt guilty. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do to stay alive sometimes, and even as I gazed at the tank containing Mr. Fish, the final capture…
Wednesday - 5 Cherry Pict (author) 2011-09-30
wednesday wednesday wednesday wednesday wednesday wednesday wedn- Suddenly released from the clinging hands of the half-sleep, Wight sat bolt upright, an open palm colliding with the back of her…

October 2011


Title Author Created
Bees Communism will win (author) 2011-10-01
Some                                                                                                                             Foreword: The following document consists of the diary of ████ █….
Epilogue Anaxagoras (author) 2011-10-01
You slowly awaken in a blank white room. You can't remember anything. Wait, that's not so. You know how to talk, how to walk, what things are, but some things, like how you got here, what this place…
Relationskips DrEverettMann (author) 2011-10-01
It don't pay to get too close to anyone in our line of work. They tell you that all the time. You will, though. We're stupid like that. First time you're in real danger, you should be thinkin', Gosh,…
Property of Communication Verifier ████, SPC Corporation Tanhony (author) 2011-10-01
I remember what it was like before this, but I keep on forgetting. Even when I remember. I don't know how I remember, I simply do. The world has gone wrong; we have opened the Box. I do not know what…
Behind the Scenes Tanhony (author) 2011-10-04
Ah, hello there. No, don't get up. Put down the gun though, it won't do anything. I'm not real, how could you shoot me? There we go. See, isn't that much nicer? All friends. Face that window, please….
Game Day Part 1: Attack of the Replicas Sorts (author) 2011-10-04
Having suffered from sleep apnea for most of his adult life, Dr. Johannes Sorts was quite accustomed to waking up suddenly in the middle of the night (or day) because he had stopped breathing in his…
Bedtime S(CP)tory Maddy L (author) 2011-10-04
Come on, you two, it's time for bed. You've stayed up late enough, and you have school in the morning. What? A story? Oh no, no, your father has much better stories than I do. Oh alright, I guess I…
Game Day: Imago Drewbear (author) 2011-10-04
Imago | BoFA: Inhale | BoFA: Holding It | BoFA: Exhale quietwetsmall twitch wetsmallernotquiet turn smallestLOUDSHINE stretch tear Clem Walsh was having a bad day. Months ago, he had lucked out…
Orientation DrEverettMann (author) 2011-10-05
Welcome to yer orientation. I am Agent Max Lombardi. I am your instructor, on account that my leg is broken and someone in Personnel hates me. Now, you're here because the possibility exists that you…
Game Day Part 1: Preliminaries Tanhony (author) 2011-10-05
One month before Tempest Night A single brown leaf blew through the long-abandoned corridors of Site 17. Skeletons lay in the hallways where they had fallen. An alarm blared through the corridors,…
A Circus for MC&D Ltd Tara Unknown (author) 2011-10-05
The dinner show provided by Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. had been surprisingly pedestrian that evening. The magician, although skilled and pretty, hadn't performed anything other than the usual…
Learning Shit MisterBibs (author) 2011-10-07
Hey, everyone. I'm Agent Bibs. If you really have a hard-on for being formal, call me Mister Bibs. I don't, so if you call me Mister Bibs, I'll throw a pen cap at you. Now, I've got a few guesses as…
Spring Cleaning spikebrennan (author) 2011-10-08
Designation: TNO-10000 Description: A short bronze sword, a cashew-shaped jade magatama bead pierced with a hole, and a circular mirror bearing an eight-pointed star design. Recovery: Nagoya, Tokyo…
Recorded Tanhony (author) 2011-10-08
I remember for the otherss, they are too sloww - It was raining red on Ito. It always rained red, red drops into red oceans, filled with the red blood of dead creatures. Appi-210-352-399 sped through…
Game Day 1: Die Hardest Edrobot (author) 2011-10-08
Debriefing: Dr. Michael Edison Excerpt from Interview conducted by O5-█, regarding Dr. Edison’s involvement in Incident 234-900-Tempest Night-1. O5-█: Good evening, Dr. Edison. Dr. Edison: Good…
SCP-857-D Cherry Pict (author) 2011-10-09
DISPLAY CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS AND OBJECT ASSESSMENT On 10/██/11, SCP-857 was successfully decommissioned by Dr. Bridge and Dr. Muse by order of O5-8. The following is a record of their attempts. …
Betrayal Will Not Save You Gargus (author) 2011-10-11
The man in the chair struggled against his bonds, trying to shout something but failing due to the gag in his mouth. A guard stood in the corner of the room, his nose buried in a checklist. Let's see…
Medical Seminar DrMagnus (author) 2011-10-12
So you've all been selected to be doctors for the Foundation. Heads of your fields and all of that. Well, I'm here to tell you that none of that matters. Here, you're just one of the rest. We have on…
Game Day Part 1: Smilers Eskobar (author) 2011-10-13
During Incident 234-900-Tempest Night, many junior staff and personnel took part in the attempts to repel attackers by seizing control of already uncontained SCPs or, in some cases, breaching…
Game Day Part 1: Mastication, Deglutition, Emesis thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-10-17
It's beautiful, Dr. Lesley Mause announced, zooming in on the wriggling cells taking up her monitor's screen. Dr. Drake looked over her shoulder, still wearing the same bored expression he'd had for…
Candy Sorts (author) 2011-10-18
Travis Brenton was always the one to help a damsel in distress, but this one took the cake. Walking alongside Highway 62 more than fifty miles out of town, and despite the triple digit heat, she was…
Lab Induction VAElynx (author) 2011-10-18
Welcome to the Level 1 Research Staff Laboratory Induction. My name is Dr. Eisenberg. Now, all of you are probably asking yourself 'Who the hell is that?' and 'Why isn't someone like Dr. Gears…
D-Class Orientation Dr LosER (author) 2011-10-19
Excuse me, please. If you would all just turn your attention Okay, settle down now, I need to If I could just have your-quiet! I said quiet! I said-will you all just please-I said-SHUT THE FUCK UP!…
Game Day Phase 2: ". . . And Then I Saw The Light" DrClef (author) 2011-10-19
What am I even doing here? Sol muttered, watching the man in the wolf suit walk by. I don't have anything in common with these people. These people happen to be our most faithful customers, man, …
Contain Yourself TroyL (author) 2011-10-19
Hey there, guys. Uh Right. My name is Lament. Don’t call me doctor. I’m not a doctor. I work for a doctor, sometimes. Anyhow, they asked me to come and talk to you guys for a little bit today….
ClusterfREDACTED yellowdrakex (author) 2011-10-20
The muffled sound reminded her of fireworks. A dull boom, boom in the distance that echoed over the landscape. She was half-asleep when it happened, before her phone rang. Groaning, she rolled over,…
Lux TroyL (author) 2011-10-21
Timothy Dalton's young hands shook with the exuberance that only a child can feel. It had been two weeks to the day. To the day! And now, it should finally be here! He ran home, grinning the entire…
Corvus TroyL (author) 2011-10-21
I know my eyes look sunken without actually touching them. They always do, now days. I can feel them—them—both pressed against my chest, just above my heart, and for the first time in eons, I push a…
A Working Lunch DrClef (author) 2011-10-21
Wait in the car. I've got this one, Harken said. Kramer fixed him with a cold, hard gaze from her oscilloscope-green eyes. I can't back you up from out here, she said. If I need your brand of…
Virr TroyL (author) 2011-10-21
Everett, my good man. Please Sit down. No, I insist. It's time we had a chat, the two of us. No, I think this is the perfect time. It's not like we're going to get another. Not with the way things…
10:30 A.M. Djoric (author) 2011-10-21
Okay people, sit your asses down and shut your pie holes. I’ve got places to go and people more important than you to see, because I happen to be a scientist and we scientists have a tendency to be…
Wednesday - 6 Cherry Pict (author) 2011-10-22
it's been almost three days since i last saw you come on it's not safe here Up you get, agent. Wight drew a sharp breath as Doctor K thumped her on the forehead with the flat of his hand. Nngh -…
Cygnus TroyL (author) 2011-10-22
“I was hoping this could wait, gentlemen,” O5-1 said, sitting back in his chair and sighing heavily. “I was afraid that was what this was…” replied Eleven, running her fingers over her ear, pushing…
Ethics Committee Orientation Voct (author) 2011-10-22
Good afternoon, Doctor. Sit down. Your schedule has been cleared. Do not attempt to leave the room until you are told that this session is over. The door is already locked, but it is crucial you pay…
Life Saver Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-22
Disclaimer: This is (more or less) a story related to me by a friend a few months ago. He's ok now, if that helps. Not sure if it's really all that creepy but it's weird as all hell. I was on the…
A Little Chat Tanhony (author) 2011-10-22
Drip, drip, drip. Blood fell from Harold Jacobs' shattered nose onto the polished, tiled floor. He feebly tried to look up as he heard a rasping cough, but Valley's thugs did their job too well. A…
Jargon Salman Corbette (author) 2011-10-23
I began walking along the hall to the briefing room. Another situation had come up, and I was expected to be present. As I walked my secretary Gloria walked alongside, giving me a cup of joe. What's…
Pila TroyL (author) 2011-10-24
Dr. Ronald Stimson sighed softly to himself, going deeper and deeper into the facility. The heavy briefcase chained to his arm made him wince with every step, the additional weight throwing him off…
RUN AWAY FOREVURRR yellowdrakex (author) 2011-10-24
You're shivering, he commented, thickly accented voice purring in her ear. She jumped, her shoulder knocking against his chin, and pressed onwards. A-am not. I can see you, m'dear, if not with my…
Like Clockwork Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-24
“So how do we do this?” Harken asked, stubbing a cigarette into the growing pile on the console ashtray. Kramer looked around inside the car that had been their mobile home the last few weeks. Not…
Poopstick McGee and the Flying Walruses TroyL (author) 2011-10-24
“Well…” the old man said quietly. “I guess it’s time the charade ended then, isn’t it?” Director Clef’s eyes betrayed a hint of annoyance at being disturbed that quickly faded… “Hello, Konny,” he said…
Antivirus GrandEnder (author) 2011-10-24
Audio Log Site 17 PA System The following was taken from backup recordings of Site 17 PA Logs. Due to the circumstance of their retrieval, some of the recordings have been lost or damaged. The…
Recording Stuff Or Whatever Salman Corbette (author) 2011-10-25
Hi. I'm (sigh) Research Assistant Corbette. I'm gonna be straight here I kind of had a long night last night aaaand I threw up an Advil this morning. So yeah. You may be wondering why I'm giving…
Reflections Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-25
Harken watched the rain sheet the windows, leaning his head on the cool glass in the hopes it would make his headache go away. Down the hall, a couple was fighting, the rise and fall of argument…
Welcome to the Future Tanhony (author) 2011-10-25
Please sit down, Dr. Hurst. I am Dr. Roy. Please don’t stare. I apologise for the search, but we could not be entirely sure you were genuine. We’ve had quite a few people over the last few months who…
Trick or Treat DrEverettMann (author) 2011-10-26
Hey, pal, nice costume. Yeah. I like the way it's just your face with a couple of strings attached. Okay, that's far enough. Yeah, it's a real piece, so why don't you come along quiet-like? That's the…
Ecce Perago TheDuckman (author) 2011-10-26
And so, at last, it had come to this. Day after day, week after week, they had come to him. Talking to him. Telling him their lies, trying to see where he broke. They'd never realized how much they…
Shark Tale Tanhony (author) 2011-10-26
I was led into the room by two men in black, their eyes hidden by sunglasses. Maybe they felt pity for what was about to happen to me, maybe they didn’t. One of them shoved me down into a chair. Did I…
The Light At The End Of The Tunnel DrClef (author) 2011-10-26
It wasn't working, he realized, as the statuesque woman ran the tip of her finger along the fake incision on his skin and licked the fake blood off with a seductive purr. He sighed, shook his head,…
Getting Under His Skin Drewbear (author) 2011-10-28
He used to be bored at work, but now he actively hated it. After the Tempest Night, everyone had been terrified that that hybrid of the Lizard and the wire weed would start killing everyone with…
Clavis TroyL (author) 2011-10-28
Emergency Level X-Ray-Zulu-Zulu. Project 001-Future Sight has been enacted and regarded as a success. Text was recovered by having SCP-187 examine the terminal at Site-██. Her copied text was then…
Communication Log Magenta Tanhony (author) 2011-10-28
Welcome to the Site 31 Modulated Message System (M.M.S). … You have identified as Dr. Warren Large (Level 3). Is this correct? RP-WL-3: yes Thank you for signing in. Does the black moon howl? RP-WL-3:…
Bloody Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-30
“Dude, I am WONDEROUSLY high.” he giggled, holding the phone to his ear with no small amount of effort. He walked across the basement, turning up the music, letting the beat pulse in time with the…

November 2011


Title Author Created
Game Day Phase 2: Second Language DrClef (author)
eric_h (author)
2011-11-01
[Tempest Night, 18:43] Dr. Clarkson walked the halls, holding the scroll in his hands, careful to avoid confrontations. After a few minutes, he was able to stop screaming, and concentrate on his goal….
"Sometimes You Get the Bear. . ." DrClef (author) 2011-11-01
The twelve members of MTF Rho-Niner ( Theisman's Leg ) moved up the hill in smooth, catlike motions, their dark grey camouflage uniforms blending in perfectly with the night, their faces hidden behind…
Tunneling Between Worlds DrClef (author) 2011-11-01
Re: Dinner? From: ten.srerednaw|yttikssim#ten.srerednaw|yttikssim To: ten.noitandnimeerf|loS#ten.noitandnimeerf|loS I'll be there. Midnight Subject: Dinner? From:…
F U B A R Dr Gears (author) 2011-11-03
“What are they doing?” “Nothing… just… talking. Are we sure we're in the right place? How do we know these aren't just random people waiting for a ride or something?” Agent Four grinned, his lean face…
A Breath of Fresh Air: Inhale Drewbear (author) 2011-11-03
Imago | BoFA: Inhale | BoFA: Holding It | BoFA: Exhale From: mamamia78@█████.com To: shampaingurl@██████.net Subject: can i get your advice? Howdy, sis. I hear that you have a new bf. What is…
Annon TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-04
Warning: If you enjoyed the way Ecce Perago ended, then read no further. If you enjoy the thought of a grimdark Foundation, or have a low tolerance for quirkiness, this may not be the story you want…
Coming soon to a gallery near you!~ pooryoric (author) 2011-11-06
Right, Kyle, here's those notes you asked for. Keep in mind, hush protocol seven means the investigation is still ongoing, so some of the stuff isn't released yet. Best I could do. Good luck. ~Nate …
The One Who Devours Souls DrEverettMann (author) 2011-11-08
The One Who Devours Souls arrives in the bleak, gray hours of the morning, when all good men lie afearing their beds. He (for it is a he, though the strange raiments it wears, and the viscous fluids…
Discovered Attack DrClef (author)
Dr Gears (author)
2011-11-08
The box had arrived in Site 17, and been accepted as an object worthy of containment. Its sender had been correct that it could not be opened from the outside, at least, not by them. Nor could they…
Jack Of Diamonds TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-09
I suppose you're wondering why I do it? Why I did it? Why we all I'm sorry. It just hurts, you see. But it'll be better soon, I'm sure. She was special. Oh, they're all special. But this last one …
Jack of Clubs TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-11
It all comes down to names, I think. I mean, if I had had a cool name, maybe I wouldn't be such a bad person. I blame Mom. She could have named us all something interesting. I mean, hell, she even…
Point In Line DrClef (author)
Dr Gears (author)
2011-11-11
“Boom chicka boom, don't you just love it…” The fat man hummed and sang tunelessly, walking around the brightly lit work area. Everywhere else was deeply dark, the humps and points of old factory…
The Seeker TroyL (author) 2011-11-11
Cender was blessed of Old Aggie. His seven daughters and twenty-one granddaughters were proof of that. But now, standing before the statue of the goddess, he couldn’t help but tremble inwardly. He…
Visium TroyL (author) 2011-11-12
Doctor Matthews sat back in his chair, sighing some and rubbing his eyes. Why the hell had they dragged him out of bed so early? He stifled a yawn and smiled as his field partner, an agent named…
Senior Staff Shenanigans TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-14
Dr. Bright sat in the middle of the Cafeteria, the old fashioned computer set before him. Atop said computer was a certain statue of a certain monkey, which many people had tried to obtain. Around him…
The World From a Different Angle DrClef (author) 2011-11-15
One Nice Afternoon Oh, no, Tom groaned, seeing Deb's eyes light up at the familiar-looking pink display window . I can't handle this. You're on your own, dear. What's the matter, hun? Scared of a…
Fun Tanhony (author) 2011-11-16
Valley lay in his bed, wheezing as he spoke with his head of security over the radio. Are my preparations in place? he gasped, still managing to bring menace into every syllable. A few seconds…
Memorandum Dated 6 November 1944 spikebrennan (author) 2011-11-20
To: Sir Edward Wilfred Travis, Deputy Director From: Col. Lionel Pierce (Bletchley Park) Date: 6 November 1944 Re: German project in Upper Silesia Sir Edward: In obedience to your order of 26 October,…
The Orb is the Key TexasBigfoot (author) 2011-11-22
Excerpts from the personal diary of Nikola Tesla, March 18th, 1901, regarding SCP-627, obtained from his apartment on January 7th, 1943 by SCP Agent [EXPUNGED] Warden bought me the land. The deal is…
Memories Iron_wofle (author) 2011-11-22
Memories Jason surveyed the scene. The place was a mess, broken glass scattered across the floor, small puddles of blood and chemicals here and there, and three dead bodies lying in the middle of the…
Year Of The Many Eskobar (author) 2011-11-24
How long have we got? Matthew said, his stomach growling. Zeke had been looking at his watch almost constantly for the last twenty minutes. “Three minutes, ten seconds. Nine seconds.” A pause. “Five…
A.S.S. and Other Low-threat Groups of Interest Salman Corbette (author) 2011-11-25
The Association of Supernatural Shifters The Association of Supernatural Shifters, or A.S.S. as they are better known, gathered around the conference table. They all looked at each other and nodded….

December 2011


Title Author Created
Angle of Attack DrClef (author)
Dr Gears (author)
eric_h (author)
2011-12-01
Transcript of tape recovered from █████ Police Department “Ok, let's start again. I know you were directly involved, and for the record, let's just assume I'm not an idiot and know you're guilty. So,…
Address to the Students and Faculty Anaxagoras (author) 2011-12-06
Is everyone silenced? Good. Good evening to all the University community. I trust I find you well in thought and in deed. I am here to speak to you on a matter of grave importance. I am sure by now…
Splinters Dr Gears (author) 2011-12-06
Communication Intercept: Document recovered leaving the central mailing service at Site 4. Letter appears to have somehow bypassed basic screening services, and was picked up only by the hand-sorting…
Housework Fykos (author) 2011-12-07
Housework Nobody could say that it’s always cold here. There are those rare days around mid-august when the sun puts in some extra effort and occasionally you only need one layer of clothing when…
The Red Woodsman Eskobar (author) 2011-12-08
The forest somehow seemed to get darker the closer the two men got to their destination. Agrippa kept reminding himself that the solstice had been three days prior, and the sun simply chose to fall…
The Other Side - 1 minmin (author) 2011-12-12
The gravel beneath his feet protested with a crunch as Rufus T. Heckle exited the alleyway, face-first into the acrid street smoke. He was not a very well-dressed man, though he held a distinct noble…
Poor Bastard Gargus (author) 2011-12-14
You should have brought a mortician instead. The doctor looked over the Mass Containment Room floor of Site 34, coated in the blood and bodies of two hundred Foundation staff members. The stench of…
The Happy Ending Eskobar (author) 2011-12-17
A possible future The flexi in Jack's suitcase buzzed for the third time. Sighing, he pulled it out and unrolled it. As was his usual reaction, he was sorry he ever helped invent it. The note that…
Love Springs Eternal minmin (author) 2011-12-18
Why, it was love at first sight, darling. You awoke to the early song of dawn, and as you rose from the clutches of Morpheus I was there, watching you, every dewdrop on the windowpane an eye into your…
Opening Moves Dr Gears (author) 2011-12-19
Site Security File 11/11/4/8888/PR – Suspicious Letter 49,003,668 Letter received at the private residential post office in the South Cheyenne Point community. Letter had no stamp, post mark, or…
Joy to the World Sophia Light (author) 2011-12-20
Doctor Johanna Rose Garrison leaned back in her chair, one last click extinguishing the computer's light. That was it. The last of the forms had been sent off, the final approvals and offers ferried…
Queen To Pawn Dr Gears (author) 2011-12-21
Conversation recorded on ██/██/████ Parties identified as █████ ██████ the third, ranking member of Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd. and an unknown female voice, identified as Black Queen . Intercepted…
Routine anqxyr (author) 2011-12-22
Have you ever had that feeling? When you drive home from work, or walk home from the store, or do just about anything you've done a thousand times in your life. And you are almost home already, when…
Christmas DrEverettMann (author) 2011-12-26
I always have grand plans that few people help me on. I'm just gullible that way. This time, it was 100 word stories for Christmas, a la Gaiman's Nicholas Was… I normally send one out in my…
People Are Not Wearing Enough Hats Gargus (author) 2011-12-28
…which brings us once again to the pressing issue of just how much there is left to contain, said the Head of Foundation Staff to the meeting, shuffling the papers in his hands. A collection of…

January 2012


Title Author Created
Work Journal 2 Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-01
Day 45 It's so strange, at times. Sitting where my father once sat, working at the same battered, second-hand desk, sifting through the notes black with his nearly indecipherable scrawl. He always…
Pitter-patter Corerosion (author) 2012-01-01
They're there - Look harder Pitter-patter, the raindrops fall. On this All Hallow's Eve, I sit in my armchair close to the roaring flame, trying to gather what little warmth circling about the empty…
Work Journal 2 Cont Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-02
Day 52 Very unsettling developments. Dad's notes kept referring to “Unit 14” in reference to collected materials and documentation. He'd go on about something, more often than not what he came to dub…
Vertigo Photosynthetic (author) 2012-01-03
(another true story) 1 Jan 2012, 5:54 PM US Airways flight ███ Somewhere over western Ohio I always request the window seat when I fly commercial. The view out that little porthole just never gets…
Attacking The Darkness DrClef (author)
Dr Gears (author)
2012-01-04
Belfast, Ireland The GOC surveillance team who used the flat as a staging area had been stationed there for four weeks, doing an assessment of a Known Threat Entity in the area: a young man with…
Repost Gargus (author) 2012-01-05
I'll be honest with you. This is shit. It's really only going up because a few people in the chat encouraged me to put it up, and I really don't know what else to do with it. Roight. Now that we're…
Conversation 1: Omicron Eskobar (author) 2012-01-06
“I had the d-d-dream again.” Dr. Skinner dutifully jotted this note onto her pad. “Was it the same as the others?” David squirmed in his seat. “Roughly, y-y-yeah.” “Can you tell me about it, David?”…
Conversation 2: Numberless Eskobar (author) 2012-01-07
Jesus, the food is getting worse by the day, Agent Lee said. Tell me about it, Agent Eastman said. I think this is another immortal-lizard sandwich. And from the taste Eastman took a bite. …
Conversation 3: Decommissioning Eskobar (author) 2012-01-09
A number of people who no longer used their names spoke to one another. How many so far? Four. One D-class, two agents, one junior researcher. The phenomenon must be contained. You argued…
Old Faithful Faminepulse (author) 2012-01-09
☦A new agent tries to prove himself.☦                                                                                                                             From the Journal of Agent Breen: It…
Cursed Eskobar (author) 2012-01-10
The director of the Records and Information Security Administration looked at the next report on her desk. A confused frown played across her face. She reached for the intercom. Nala, could you send…
Reptilius Salman Corbette (author) 2012-01-11
The following document has been in Foundation possession since 18██. Several dating techniques have all placed the document at its authentic time period. Foundation scholars are unable to place where…
Rota TroyL (author) 2012-01-12
It hurts They don’t know that it hurts, but it does. So badly. Every time I try to speak, it just gets worse. They come at me, prod me, examine me They pull things open, cut into my flesh… And when…
Quiet Game Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-12
Acquisitions and Review. One of the names in The Foundation that can send staff into convulsions. After Agents and MTF squads get something caged, have the remains mopped up and minds scrubbed, A and…
Incident Report KAF-09 Candlebeam (author) 2012-01-12
Personnel Involved: Agent S████, Agent F███ Date: ██/██/████ Location: ███████, Austria Description: Following up on reports of anomalous activity in the area, Agents S████ and F███ were dispatched to…
This is Always a Horrible Idea Djoric (author) 2012-01-12
“HELLO, HELLO…DR. CAPTOR IS THIS THING ON?” “ye2, iit’2 on.” “WHATEVER. A-HEM. WELCOME ALL TO THE FIRST ANNUAL INTER-SESSION FOUNDATION SUMMER BARBEQUE. THE SENIOR STAFF HERE AT TROLL SITE 19 EXTEND A…
Smooth as Silk Djoric (author) 2012-01-13
The intelligence reports are clear: SEELE is ready to initiate the Human Instrumentality Project. God damn it. I advise full mobilization against NERV. The JSSDF could be fully deployed alongside our…
Letter of the Day Djoric (author) 2012-01-13
To: O5-C From: Director, Site 19 Subject: Daily Director’s Memo, ██/██/2012 SCP-███ was recovered today, four days after its original escape. Agents Dash and Jack led the recovery alongside Mobile…
On the O5's Secret Service Anaxagoras (author) 2012-01-13
Intelligence suggested the scip was holed up somewhere in this hotel. A challenge to find, for any but the best. Fortunately for me, there's none better. Still, no cause to rush. Anyone here might…
SCP-1926-R eric_h (author) 2012-01-13
Underwater photo of SCP-1926, prior to [DATA EXPUNGED] Item #: SCP-1926-R Object Class: Keter Rejected as an SCP Object by O5 order. Special Containment Procedures: Mobile Task Force Delta-16 The…
Little SCP-507 Lost Shebleha (author) 2012-01-13
I I don't understand Why why is it that they're everywhere? Every place, everywhere, every fucking world They're always there. Why? Hi Mum! I'm back home from school! Jimmy said as he walked…
Dr. Ikari, I presume Edrobot (author) 2012-01-13
Dr. Alto Clef. Gendo Ikari steepled his fingers. Your presence here in Tokyo-3 is unexpected to say the least. Yeah, well, that was kind of the point. Dr. Clef tossed a crumpled stack of papers…
Despair Rage Envy Aye Mak Sicur MisterBibs (author) 2012-01-13
Item #: SCP-████ Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: As o( %*f this date, SCP-████ is not con tained in any method. However, due to the da*%^*(nger SCP-████ poses, it has ERROR…
Zolder Heiden (author) 2012-01-14
The important thing to know is that Mobile Task Force Alpha-44 had no nickname. The crisis that had erupted over the last few years had left precious little time to develop unit cohesion and the…
Still In Business Tom Serveaux (author) 2012-01-14
His stock was plummeting. His investors were dwindling. Lawsuits and inquiries were piling up. Every day, Aperture Science teetered on the brink of bankruptcy. And yet, somehow, Cave Johnson, current…
SCP Foundation The Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo Edrobot (author) 2012-01-14
Dr. Edison sneezed into the telephone. It had been a long day keeping the eldritch horrors contained within Site-██ locked up, and the good doctor was in no mood to catch a cold. The fact that Site-██…
Whatcha doing? Doktori (author) 2012-01-14
Sir, we've got another strange one.” Dr. Clef frowned. What now? “I've got to finish writing up this damn report, like I've got nothing better to do.” The agent grimaced. Getting Clef angry was never…
Clockwork Time Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-14
The Fabergé bastard was raging. Tools flew, doors slammed, the walls and floorboards rattled. Through it all, he loosed a stream of profanity so acid it threatened to peel the already faded paint….
The Case of the Missing Hand Tanhony (author) 2012-01-15
It was upon the morning of the seventeenth of October when I encountered my long-term friend and companion Mr. Sherlock Holmes knocking upon the door of my residence. As I opened the door, I…
An Audience Djoric (author) 2012-01-17
The walk always took half an hour. Half an hour there, half an hour back, from the outside. But it always felt longer when he actually walked the tunnel. It felt like time was being stretched out,…
Progress Djoric (author) 2012-01-17
I invented a car that runs on nightmare fuel. It’s kind of funny, actually. We invented fire to scare away the darkness, now we can use the darkness to power our lights. It’s not like nightmare fuel…
Mad Love Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-17
Have you ever loved someone? Not that family love, or devotion but real, blind love. I don't think people know how dangerous real, true love is. Love will make you do great things, but it can also…
The Once And Future Emperor ChazzK (author) 2012-01-17
Agent Walker always knew when things were about to go south; it was this strange tingling sensation he got in the back of his skull, like an itch springing up two inches under his skin. He always…
A Tale of Five Offerings minmin (author) 2012-01-19
In the howling temple of the black moon's light Five brave fools came in the night. The first gave flesh, The second gave stone, The third gave the power to move when alone. The fourth gave life and…
Rebranding Mexanik (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-01-19
Mr. Carter and Mr. Marshall are sitting at a table. They are discussing something. The door swings open. Enter Mr. Dark. MR. DARK. Gentlemen, I have an unpleasant piece of news to tell you! Our stock…
Containing Creation MisterBibs (author) 2012-01-20
Item #: SCP-9342-X Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9342-X is to be kept in a standard-issue filing cabinet in Containment Cell #1994-X. At this time, viewing of SCP-9342-X is…
Knee-Deep In The Keter zaratustra (author) 2012-01-21
SCP-076-2, Ablu ben Adam, grandchild of God, was covered in blood, charred by acid, burnt by fire, and having the time of his life. The Slipgate project, they had told him on his one hour of the day…
Hephaestus Eskobar (author) 2012-01-23
He wants to do the prayer, Antigonus complained. Where in Pluto is there place for prayer here? Porphyrios of Alexandria sighed. Antigonus was never going to get off of the subject of natural…
And Then I Died... TroyL (author) 2012-01-25
Below are the previous entries for the game. Read and enjoy! The answer are in links at the end of each one. Welcome to And Then I Died , an SCP collective writing game! Useful information is held…
Naptime Eskobar (author) 2012-01-26
Working at a daycare gives you a very strange view of children. I live in the South, so the stereotype of screaming children in Wal-Mart isn't part of a redneck joke. It's literally just what happens…
Incursion Lowell (author) 2012-01-28
1 If the words esoteric containment mean nothing to you, stop listening. Time passes, approximately ten seconds. During this time, rain can be heard striking a number of windows nearby. My name is…
Clouds minmin (author) 2012-01-29
Looking at clouds from the ground is a rather absorbing experience. The educated human mind sees the majestic plumes of white as mere wisps of crystallised water vapour and dust particles in the…
Stare Eskobar (author) 2012-01-29
ORDERS, the Integrator asked. LOOK AT THIS OBJECT, its counterpart replied. ACKNOWLEDGED. There was silence for a long time, then. Integrators were not long on conversation. But having once been…
Scripture Eskobar (author) 2012-01-31
The following document was found in a fax machine in Site 93; no records of its source or time of transmission were located. A connection to SCP-962 is presumed. In the BEGINNING there was the Great…
Nightmare Tara Unknown (author) 2012-01-31
It was a hallway, corridor, somewhat familiar, but dark. Clean. Cold. Sterile. Emergency lights flickered, but it was dark. Rosalind wondered where she could possibly be. She walked down the hall,…

February 2012


Title Author Created
SCPokemon Dexanote (author) 2012-02-02
“So you’re saying that we can’t close 826 until…” “Until somebody finishes the main narrative, yes.” “And we still don’t know where the skip is… hiding, in the setting.” “That is also correct.” “What…
Incident TA-05-003-██-1 Hornby (author) 2012-02-03
It was supposed to just be an ordinary training operation – you know, push an MTF out the side of a helo in some godforsaken clearing in a Foundation-owned reserve in The Middle Of Nowhere, Canada,…
Sa Jin Photo Dr Gears (author) 2012-02-03
I was stationed overseas for four years, helping shore up the American military presence in South Korea. You hear horror stories about it, about people being shot randomly, the squalid conditions, but…
Basking in the Light GrandEnder (author) 2012-02-06
Network Correspondence #000004 From: Prof. Bjornsen, [07832] To: Dr. Dier, [06302] Dier, SCP-229 has largely been contained, and everything above D-9 has been incinerated or disabled. There's not a…
From Unknown Admirer to Unknown Admiree SoullessSingularity (author) 2012-02-12
☦A story about love and connections.☦ I no longer care who may be reading this. Whoever it is. Even if it's that Kind Man. I love you. Let us be together. We can be happy together, and neither of us…
Multi-U 101 Djoric (author) 2012-02-14
Hello, everyone. My name is Doctor Trevor Bailey, I’m head of the Department of Extra-Universal Affairs, and this is the Introduction Seminar for Extra-Universal Operations. I know that’s a mouthful,…
The Queen of Site-18 Faminepulse (author) 2012-02-16
☦A story about a plunger.☦ The D-Class assigned for the application of the SCP-████ serum onto the mundane object entered the room tenuously. He was outfitted with gloves coated with a special fiber…
Command Performance DrEverettMann (author) 2012-02-17
Fuck! Mother fucking Open fire! Open fire! Shit! It's still coming. Don't shoot it in the head. I Kimura! Fuck! Shoot the legs! Shoot the fucking legs! Shin, get the blast doors! Pull back, you sons…
Love In Leetspeak Eskobar (author) 2012-02-18
Margaret couldn't have shoes. There was something about this entire experience that was so surreal, so far outside of her range of experience, so beyond anything she was prepared to deal with, she was…
What Is Wrong With You Gargus (author) 2012-02-19
There's a reason I keep the lights out when I work. For all the world's infinite variety, I get stuck with the very worst of what it has to offer. The light can only bring knowledge and pain. So even…
Ground Control Anonymouse99 (author) 2012-02-21
Darkness slowly turned into light once more. Blinding, red, fiery light. At first it was amazing, the sun rising to greet his vision, warming his bones. Just as everything else since the accident…
Ghost Eskobar (author) 2012-02-21
Agent Enfield surveyed the scene, keeping his opinions to himself. Major Whitside brought his horse beside Enfield's and looked through his binoculars. Not too many of them, Enfield muttered, half…
I'm not sure. Faminepulse (author) 2012-02-23
☦A man under the effects of SCP-055.☦                                                                                                                             You're not going to believe me when I…
A Day In The Life Drewbear (author) 2012-02-24
I always painted my fingernails right before an op and cleaned 'em off again once we were back. Pure black, scuff 'em a bit to get rid of the glossiness, and put a tiny dot of dark green right in the…
Recovered Data File thedeadlymoose (author) 2012-02-26
Initializing Recovered Data File L246-A1780B23971C20987D091 Displaying data retrieval for Document ███-██████-██ [LEVEL 4 AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED] [INITIALIZING ] [DATA CORRUPT]e not clear on…
Sudden Thoughts Tanhony (author) 2012-02-26
I enjoy the way this one feels. The symphony of voices that echo within my slimy shell agree with me. This one is good. Smooth. The voices flee through my skin and into him. He enjoys it. They all…
Hiccup Jacet DrEverettMann (author) 2012-02-28
Heh. It's funny. I always tell my boys, don't give your life fer the Foundation. Make some other bastard give his. But here I am. Fuckin' hypocrite, that's what I am. But nobody ever promised me…
Meat Corerosion (author) 2012-02-28
Chinese culture is a strange thing indeed. She found out, the day her First came tearing, screaming and mewling out from her womb, tiny unformed fingers clawing at her insides. The doctors and nurses…
Six Faces Faminepulse (author) 2012-02-29
☦An irrelevant tale about cubes.☦                                                                                                                             The personnel director sat alone in his…
Another Star On The Wall Hornby (author) 2012-02-29
The Foundation buried another of my friends today. He wasn’t the first. And, knowing how this line of work goes, I doubt he will be the last. I first met him when he was giving an orientation to a new…

March 2012


Title Author Created
Cave Paintings DexX (author) 2012-03-01
In a barren mountain range in northern Europe is a secluded cave. Deep inside is a wide chamber that appears to have been used in ancient rituals. The walls of the roughly circular space are densely…
Where They All Go Salman Corbette (author) 2012-03-04
Author Note: I find it's even better if you listen to this whilst reading. -Sal Background: A large mass approximately 3 kilometers in diameter, located 436,200 kilometers away from the earth's…
Translated From Palauan Gargus (author) 2012-03-04
They've stopped coming. They used to come four times a day, to feed me, to keep me furnished, sometimes to test me. It was horrible some days, especially when they slipped up and I started hurting….
Stray Eskobar (author) 2012-03-13
It was the prettiest cat Sarah had ever seen in her whole life. She didn't know the word calico, because eight-year-olds typically don't. It was brown and tan and orange and its eyes were the…
The Flytrap Sophia Light (author) 2012-03-13
A story in thirteen parts. Read in order. 1 1 I've taken the briefcase and I'm running, running because that's all that's left to do. The embassy is 20 more miles east, I can see the lights from…
Lemuridae Tom Serveaux (author) 2012-03-13
When I retire, I want to live a quiet life. Sorry. Here. If I retire, I want to live a quiet life. It’s not an easy task. In my line of work, life expectancy is short. I might get killed during our…
Foundation Burger Gargus (author) 2012-03-18
Goddammit, people! shouted Manager Fred, bursting through the front doors of the restaurant. Can I go out for a cup of coffee for five minutes without you people screwing things up? With all due…
Sweetness TroyL (author)
Anonymouse99 (author)
2012-03-21
He dried her tears, because that’s what fathers do, and carefully brushed a lock of hair from her forehead. “It’s alright, Sweetness ” he said softly. “It’s alright ” Sweetness. Her mother had called…
Log of Anomalous Ducks Skara Brae (author) 2012-03-21
Note: Following Incident F-19██ and the recovery of SCP-1356, Research Sector-09 was charged the evaluation and containment of resultant anomalies. Testing is ongoing, as relevant subjects are still…
New Technical Issues Roget (author) 2012-03-22
Welcome to the Technical Issues page. You are all free to ask me about any issue you might be having (with a computer, mind you), I will try and assist you in resolving those issues. Don't be bashful…
Work Journal 3 Dr Gears (author) 2012-03-25
Day 56 Stressful few days. To say the least. I've had to sleep in the car for the last couple days. I'm apparently wanted for questioning in an arson case. Go fucking figure. Saw my face on the news a…
Breaker 1 9 Dr Gears (author) 2012-03-30
I don't know if this is really a creepy story, but it scared the shit out of me at the time. Four years ago, I was going through training for over-the-road trucking. We were out in Oregon, getting my…
SCP-One Million DrEverettMann (author) 2012-03-31
Tell me of the thing, the shaman said. It lives in the I started. No! The stick came down hard on my knuckles. Begin with how to stop it, how to keep it held. Always. What it is can wait until…

April 2012


Title Author Created
The Completely Canonical Story of James, Age 8 Salman Corbette (author) 2012-04-01
Hello. My name is James. You may know me from my appearance in various child-themed -Js. I'm here now to tell you the awful truth of the origin of these sources of hilarity. Though they may seem sweet…
Deranged Ditties DrEverettMann (author) 2012-04-01
Jack PoorYoric Duckins walked past the containment cell of SCP-Eleventy-Six, nodded to the empty air, and continued on his way. Precisely three-point-four seconds later, he zipped back, his eyes…
The Swift Rise And Fall Of Technical Researcher David Rosen Roget (author) 2012-04-01
OR, HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE OUR TECHNICAL OVERLORD This was the image that had graced Technical Researcher David Rosen's monitor when he had arrived in his office that morning. It…
Experiments of Paper, Part 1 axslayer33 (author) 2012-04-01
*Author's note- written dialogue is follows: Cassy [Fred] {Dr. Ax} Dr. Ax walked out of the break room with some coffee and his new assignment. He dreaded it. Of all the days to be given his first…
Delia Dr Gears (author) 2012-04-02
TRANSCRIPT BEGINS 11:00:00 You a doctor or something? No, a student, actually. Never had much business with doctors. Doris took sick once, went to the doctor. Jabbed her fulla holes, sent her home…
Follow The Keter Reject (author) 2012-04-03
Note: The following audio log was recovered from security cameras inside of SCP-682's containment cell during Incident 682-076-1JF4D-NA5, in which SCP-076-2 breached containment and engaged in combat…
The Truth About 447 Edward Watts (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-04-03
Why zombies? Doctor Alistair, seated on a chair before the O5 council, tried to take up as little space as he could. He knew full well that was of no use, but actions like that have always happened…
For Want of a Nail... Aelanna (author) 2012-04-06
A single nine-millimeter round rolled lazily across the floor. If it were a bit more invested, it might have been upset at the rookie agent who carelessly let it roll away across the table in his…
Dichotomy Dr LosER (author) 2012-04-09
Dr. Church sat back, grinding a fist into a single blood shot eye. Done. He was finally done for tonight. He drew in a heavy breath, holding it captive for a long, aching moment before letting it hiss…
The Book Zekky (author) 2012-04-09
“The Book teaches. The Book guides.” Alia repeated the mantra to herself, her voice trembling. The Keeper of the Book had performed her Last Reading several days ago, and now her body was being…
Love Hate Dr Gears (author) 2012-04-10
The house was dead when he came home. No lights, no noise, even a little chilly in the early spring dusk. Pete Kothkis stood in the entryway, peering in to the house with a slightly confused smile….
Conclusions RE: D-173-2263 Incident Adam Smascher (author) 2012-04-11
As you know, my reason for requesting this footage were the strange findings of my autopsies of subjects 173-2263, -2264, and -2267. To: Dr. Delano Smascher ( pcs.41a|rehcsamsd#pcs.41a|rehcsamsd ) …
Teeth, Dearie Dr LosER (author) 2012-04-13
Hello, dearie. Oh hush now, those stories are greatly over exaggerated. I am not a demon, and I most certainly am not hellspawn. My mother would take offense to that, you know. No need to be rude!…
The Last Redcoat MisterKillam (author) 2012-04-18
MisterKillam (Riley A. G. Killam) It all started quietly enough, on a rooftop in Hajji Shah Wali Kalay, a name that nearly everybody, including Michael Oliver, hated typing in situation reports,…
Notes towards a manifesto Gaffney (author) 2012-04-22
WE ASK THE QUESTION HERE 1. deviating from or inconsistent with the common order, form, or rule; irregular; abnormal: SMASH the confines of reality! Purge Art of modernism, commercialism,…
The Doc Block Salman Corbette (author) 2012-04-25
We brought a pretty little lady for you today, 173, said the doctor to the statue. The statue did not respond. After all, who knows who could be watching. He instead stared back at the doctor with…
A Calculated Risk Aelanna (author) 2012-04-27
The door to Observation Room 221-D opened, then closed with a muted click. The man who slipped quietly through walked slowly across the room to the table set up in front of the window, and fondly…
Wings Sad Xiao (author) 2012-04-27
It's been a little while since I've last seen my kids. That fucking dirtbag, Jerry at least he got to rot in hell, without this pain. Should've shot him in the nuts instead of the head. It's been…
Settling Tabs DrClef (author)
Dr Gears (author)
2012-04-29
“Hello, Eddies Ice Cream, our special-” “Dead men dance.” “W-what? Sir, I think you have-” “ACC 119998256” “ just a moment ” “ ” “ I'll patch you through.” “ ” “Central Records. Department?”…
Another Boring Day MrUnpleasant (author) 2012-04-29
Special Agent Broderick sat in front of his computer, idly looking through closed case documents. Rat people in the subway? Turned out to be some group of perverts dressed in rat costumes. Mysterious…
Faceless Anonymouse99 (author) 2012-04-30
It was a simple matter really. Just a few authorization codes he nabbed the last time he got out and….there it was. For all their security, the Foundation was essentially just a secret prison that…
Mystery MisterBibs (author) 2012-04-30
No, Clement, I'm serious. And yes, I do know a little bit of Chinese, so I know when someone says bullshit . Just because Intelligence Agents are required to know everything doesn't mean we actually…

May 2012


Title Author Created
The Longest Ride Crayne (author) 2012-05-01
I'd gotten sick of the shuddering, the screeching and the scratching long ago, but I seemed to be unable to escape it. I'd born it, gritting my by now thoroughly yellow-brown teeth. Funny thing,…
Internal Departments Osobist (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-05-02
This article is not considered official and/or canon The Foundation's successful operation depends primarily on dividing responsibilities between various departments. Some of the Foundation's…
Life and Death Roget (author) 2012-05-02
One minute. He feels himself growing. It hurts, but he can take it. The real pain hasn't even started yet, anyways. He knows this pain all too well, he has felt it every time someone turns that key….
Dramatis Personae Eskobar (author) 2012-05-04
The following events are transpiring on the same day. Sergei Sariksen is walking down the hall in Site 19, away from the Keter containment area. It had always baffled Dr. Sariksen that there was a…
We Interrupt this Program Salman Corbette (author) 2012-05-05
1. Tired of all those cups falling whenever you open your cabinet? Had it with having to search around a high shelf with your hand? Well I have too, and that's why I'm back with an amazing new…
Keeping With The Times VAElynx (author) 2012-05-06
It was always like that. I grew up in a small village just south of Niznyj Novgorod, as third of four children. My mother always longed for how, before I was even born, we lived in a nice apartment…
Blue Brotherhood Tuomey Tombstone (author) 2012-05-06
Doctor Baker cleared his throat. Gentlemen, I feel that the SCP would respond well to what it might perceive as a fellow officer. I propose tha- That we take one of my men, get him to play…
Six Days Lucavex Ayanami (author) 2012-05-07
Day One Where am I? My head is all fuzzy… Is this a hospital? Am I hurt? My throat is so dry… Why is there an IV in my arm. Have I been in a coma? What's this tube sticking out of my mouth!? I try to…
The Word doomsniffer (author) 2012-05-08
I turn at the noise. Brother Ullar's face peers at me from underneath the hood of his robe. Father? The whole village is here now. I think they are ready for you. Brother Ullar is my newest…
Broken? Boa Noah (author) 2012-05-10
I don't know why I'm recording this, it's not like there's anyone left well, anyone human to hear it. Maybe aliens will find it and have a good laugh Anyways, it's a little after dark and I've…
The Journal Of J S Junior Technician Jekeled (author) 2012-05-10
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Ti—                                                                                              From the personal journal of J████ S████, Junior Technician January 1, 1936 I…
Protect Eskobar (author) 2012-05-12
See that one? Garrett said. Jacob nodded. The baby squirrel was chirping peacefully in its nest in the nearest white oak in the playground. I'm gonna kill it dead. Soon as we get outside. Just you…
Unfinished Business III TroyL (author) 2012-05-12
No, you're not….
Challenge Accepted! doomsniffer (author) 2012-05-13
The sound of shrieking klaxons could be heard over the muffled shouts and dull thumps coming through the door. The interior of the chamber was still, the long rows of shelves filled with metal boxes…
Slipped Under the Door from Cell 142 DrEverettMann (author) 2012-05-13
Item Number: ████ Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: This revision of secure containment procedures for SCP-████ is to supercede all previous versions. SCP-████ is held in a cell…
Daddy Long Legs Arlecchino (author) 2012-05-13
It is, upon reflection, the legs that were the problem. Certainly, my eyesight hasn't been strong enough for a long time to distinguish those loathsome features. That disturbing thorax, jointed into…
Commencement Eskobar (author) 2012-05-13
Prologue: Dramatis Personae D-2392 was confused. You want me to do what? Take that gun, Dr. Sariksen said, and shoot D-2390. Directly in the head. No way, man, the first replied. I know a…
The Tailor Arlecchino (author) 2012-05-14
They don’t understand, darling. They can’t. They’re clouded, blinded by unrecognized jealousy and rage born from fear of what they do not know. We’ll be safe here my, sweet. They won’t find us….
Dr. Robinson's Statement Smapti (author) 2012-05-15
12/6/1994 To whom it may concern; My name is Dr. James Kyle Robinson and I am a senior researcher with the SCP Foundation, currently holding Level 4 security clearance. I was recruited by the…
Class Omega eric_h (author) 2012-05-15
I saw the doctors again yesterday. They told me to write down anything interesting I remember, and anything weird that happens to me. Give it to them the next time they see me. Said it would help them…
April Fools Zappanale (author) 2012-05-16
“Termination” is a word we heard a lot in this place. It was mostly heard over intercoms, or through the grape vines as gossip between the dorms. They didn't like that we talked between dorms at all,…
Choir Of The Damned Jekeled (author) 2012-05-17
Embraced with open arms                                                                                                                             The Musician was angry. Brother Zachary winced at…
A Lack Of Proper Procedure Jekeled (author) 2012-05-18
It's the little things that matter.                                                                                                                             It had escaped. Agent Rodriguez didn't…
The Tall Grass and the Bell, Part One Kate McTiriss (author) 2012-05-19
It had been a good first few months on the job for Junior Researcher Evans. Unlike most of the psychologically-trained new recruits, he wasn't tending to traumatized victims of unspeakable horrors. He…
Deontic Eskobar (author) 2012-05-19
Act I, Scene I: Commencement David recognized the gun pointed at his face as a semiautomatic pistol of some sort. He didn’t recognize brand or caliber, but he knew it was the kind he had specifically…
We've Got A Runner Jekeled (author) 2012-05-19
I fought the law.                                                                                                                             You want to know my name? Call me Smokey. I keep law and…
Home Eskobar (author) 2012-05-20
Everybody's so goddamn judgmental, that's the problem. Part of it is where I live; the rural South is full of nothing so much as busybodies, Nosy Parkers, nosy neighbors, everybody so nosy. Always…
The Audience murphy_slaw (author) 2012-05-20
Margie sits back on the sofa in the family room and rubs her feet. The digitized tones of Beethoven's Fifth tell her that she's got a phone call. She wedges her phone between her chin and shoulder and…
A Researcher's Tale deValmont (author) 2012-05-21
Watch. That's all I have to do. I just watch. Watch, and remember, and report back. I'm on my own here, there's only one researcher at a time allowed through the gate. It's lonely, sometimes, but I…
Tale of 13 TheDuckman (author) 2012-05-22
The following document was recovered on a raid of a Serpents Hand safehouse in ██████, Indiana. It was labeled as a fragment of a larger document, known in occult circles as 'The Book of Beginnings'…
Brother's Keeper zaratustra (author) 2012-05-23
It was ironic, in a way. In a CK-event or NK-event extinction scenario, all SCPs that could be terminated were to be terminated, so that whatever shreds remained of humanity could have at least a…
King Greenshield: A Fairy Tale Smapti (author) 2012-05-26
Once upon a time, in a village in Kent, there lived a girl named Mary, of noble birth and gentle spirit. She was known throughout the town for her kindness and beauty. In time Mary became a woman and…
The Tall Grass and the Bell, Part Two Kate McTiriss (author) 2012-05-28
Part One “It is good to see you again, truth-seeker. Let’s begin.” Evans’ eyes darted from Deeds to the man. He’d heard of the hat — something in the two-hundreds, maybe? — and the hidden man that…
From the Diaries of Lord Blackwood Smapti (author) 2012-05-28
July 3rd, 1857: It has been the better part of a year since I set sail from England. I feel myself overcome with a certain melancholy every time I watch the White Cliffs of Dover disappear over the…
The Bold and the Dutiful (Part One) deValmont (author) 2012-05-30
To say that the day had started badly would have been a huge understatement. Used to waking up around seven thirty, the coffee machine on the small shelf above the bed bubbling away with his first cup…
Holder Of The Foundation VAElynx (author) 2012-05-30
On any IRC server in any chatroom, PM an operator who appears inactive. If he replies, ask to see the Holder of the SPC's. Should he respond with a kickban, leave, and never come to the server again,…
Final Proof Jekeled (author) 2012-05-31
It's really the last thing that you need to see.                                                                                                                             Author's Note: This is a…
Neptune Station Hornby (author) 2012-05-31
Neptune Station Theatrical Poster How bad is it? Bad. All communications with Neptune Station have ceased. Sector Twenty-Three’s failsafes are not responding. Do we have any idea what we’re looking…
Walter G CityToast (author) 2012-05-31
“So how did you find out about the SCP?” Jack asked me as we were chatting on the phone late one night. “I found about it on 4chan.” I shrugged. Jack was my best friend. I could trust him with…
Lord Blackwood and the Great Tarasque Hunt of '83 Smapti (author) 2012-05-31
May 14, 1883: I received a most curious missive in the post this morning. It has been four months since I returned to England, having nearly lost my life in endeavouring to become the first man to…

June 2012


Title Author Created
In other news, Communism will win (author) 2012-06-01
BODY once told me                                                                                                                             The following document was mailed to Agent Green's…
Law And Order Jekeled (author) 2012-06-01
It's the piccolo solo that does it.                                                                                                                             This meeting will now come to order! …
Monsters Etherealize (author) 2012-06-01
It was nearing the end of the witching hour, and most sensible folk were tucked away in bed, resting to face the new day. For the fourth (or was it the fifth? Sixth? It was hard to keep track)…
Don't Forget Roget (author) 2012-06-01
This letter is to anyone who remembers that one should always take care of their fellow man. I'm stuck in this little room surrounded by a big layer of concrete. I usually can't open the door because…
There's An App For That Drewbear (author) 2012-06-01
I stood nervously before the desk. Although I'd met the Intelligence Operations Regional Director once before, when I first transferred into the department, I'd never had to deliver a report to…
Valued Benefactor Jekeled (author) 2012-06-02
Dear donor: we urgently need money.                                                                                                                             The idea for this is based off of A…
Sentimentality Sad Xiao (author) 2012-06-02
Doctor Amy Sze walked past the masses of employees gathered at the cafeteria. For her, it would be another regular day of work - cut down the paperwork tree that grows on her desk, witness some…
Recollections of a Gentleman's Gentleman Smapti (author) 2012-06-02
Interview Log 662-37 Interviewer: Dr. S. Samesh Interviewed: SCP-662-1 ( Mr. Deeds ) Foreword: During a review of objects found among the effects of SCP-1867, a journal was found in which SCP-1867…
Fight Eskobar (author) 2012-06-02
Fucking hell, Sarah, Mitchell said. I guess I'll just stop talking. Just He made a growling sound of frustration. You know how much I hate it when you curse at me, Sarah said. You can't argue…
Lord Blackwood and the Thaumaturge Dmatix (author) 2012-06-03
Interview Log 1867-23 Interviewer: Dr. Adam Bernstein Interviewed: SCP-1867 Forward: During a standard checkup interview with SCP-1867 the subject, at the request of Dr. Bernstein, was asked to…
Soliloquy Eskobar (author) 2012-06-03
Act I, Scene II: Deontic David Eskobar came to wishing he had a blanket. It was freezing cold in this field; he mentally kicked himself for not bringing a jacket, or gloves, or sturdier shoes. He…
Lord Blackwood, Astro-Naut Smapti (author) 2012-06-04
April 3rd, 1856: My succour has arrived! For over a year now I have been in London, exercising my duties in the House of Lords to aid Mr. Palmerston's government in bringing about the conclusion of…
Chapter 1: Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It... thattallfellow (author) 2012-06-06
Brink Dangerguts and the Shard of Thermopylae Several copies of this anonymous manuscript have been found scattered across Site 19 over the past month. Despite its near-total factual inaccuracy, it…
Chapter 2: How to Hold a Debate while Skydiving thattallfellow (author) 2012-06-06
Brink Dangerguts and the Shard of Thermopylae Several copies of this anonymous manuscript have been found scattered across Site 19 over the past month. Despite its near-total factual inaccuracy, it…
Fin. Jekeled (author) 2012-06-06
The battle of the ages.                                                                                                                             Author's Note-This is the old 1234 (Jester)/Subtle…
Lord Blackwood in the Land of the Unclean Smapti (author) 2012-06-06
December 25th, 1875: As far and as wide as I have travelled in my years, there is nothing in the world quite like Christmas-time in London. The crisp winter air echoes with the song of carolers and…
A World We Live In Watery (author) 2012-06-07
The following was flagged by Site 19's automated data filter (tagged with flags CLASSIFIED DATA, O5, SCP-682, SCP-173). As the following contains personal log data, only those with Site Administration…
A Question Which, When Asked, Answers Itself Sorts (author) 2012-06-09
Right, Stan, here's those notes you asked for. Keep in mind, double secret probation means the investigation is still ongoing, so some of the stuff isn't released yet. Best I could do. Good luck….
Skin Deep Jekeled (author) 2012-06-10
Aren't we all only this.                                                                                                                             Recovered from the research notes of Doctor Nathan…
Gotham's Strangest Criminal nyehcat (author) 2012-06-10
Commissioner Gordon looked at the newest victim of Gotham City's latest killer, and sighed. Why do all of the criminals insist on having these ridiculous M.O.s,? he said, rubbing his forehead in…
The Critic Smapti (author) 2012-06-11
The Critic sat silently at his desk at the front of Room 238, his long gray hair in a ponytail, his wrinkled, septuagenarian face frozen in an unreadable glare as he drummed his fingers on the…
Guard Duty Dmatix (author) 2012-06-12
Monday, 19:00 Another day, another dollar. Quite a few dollars, to be honest, I can't believe how well they pay me to sit on my ass in a tower and watch a fence. That's private security for you,…
Kriegspiel Dr Gears (author) 2012-06-13
“We need to talk.” The old lady raised her head from the crumpled document before her, blinking rapidly through massive glasses. She sighed, pulling them off and rubbing between her eyes, gray curls…
Flamingos Wogglebug (author) 2012-06-14
Note: The following audio transcripts were recovered from an audio listening device found installed inside the home telephone of Arthur Windsworth during the recovery operation of SCP-1507. The origin…
Faith of the Foundation Kalinin (author) 2012-06-15
Check your weapon, soldier. And Flabgobbatron guide you.                                                                                                                             Mercer checked his…
Just A Stool Jekeled (author) 2012-06-18
At least he's sitting pretty.                                                                                                                             Doctor Campbell strode across one of Site-19's…
Ziggy the Extra Special Bush Baby Smapti (author) 2012-06-18
Hello, my name is Ziggy. Well not really, my mother never gave me a real name, but Ziggy is what the doctors here named me and i think it is a good name so you can call me Ziggy. I am a bush baby and…
Goodbye Jekeled (author) 2012-06-19
Play it again.                                                                                                                             This note was found in the cell of SCP-202 during his suicide…
Lord Blackwood's Revenge Smapti (author) 2012-06-19
Lord Theodore Thomas Blackwood, explorer and gentleman, crawled stealthily across High Value Storage Locker Room 23C, leaving a thin trail of slime behind him as he climbed up the table leg. The trip…
A Jester's Tale Smapti (author) 2012-06-19
My name is David Rosenfeld, but everyone who knows me calls me Jester. If you've never been stationed at Site 19, you've probably heard some horrible rumors about me - that I'm a killer, a monster,…
Anachronisms Djoric (author) 2012-06-19
Research Assistant Richard Moss ran. He could safely say that he had never been this afraid in his entire life. The events of last twenty minutes buzzed in his head like bees. Explosion. Sirens….
Chapter 3: Lights, Cairo, Action!! thattallfellow (author) 2012-06-20
Brink Dangerguts and the Shard of Thermopylae Several copies of this anonymous manuscript have been found scattered across Site 19 over the past month. Despite its near-total factual inaccuracy, it…
A Day at the Call Center Dmatix (author) 2012-06-20
Good morning, Sir. Yes, you have reached Uncle Merl's Discount Emporium, how may I assist you? I'm sorry, this is tech support, we don't handle sales. No, Sir, I can't direct you to sales without a…
The Keterlord TheMadStork (author) 2012-06-20
The Keterlord sighed, slumped on his stool, and stared down through his nearly-empty glass at the grain lines on the bar's wooden surface. Today was his birthday, but nobody at work had remembered or…
Project Heimdall - Prologue Hornby (author) 2012-06-22
You always did tend to burn the candle at both ends, William. General William Pendergast, the Deputy Director of Foundation Contingency Planning Operations, looked up. His unexpected visitor was a…
We Have Dismissed That Claim Hornby (author) 2012-06-22
This is going to kick the top off the anthill, you know that, right? General Pendergast asked, looking up from the report. Doctor Rex scoffed, Yeah, well, I can't help it that Dr. Von Schmidt is an…
ADANA Protocol Urbanmyth (author) 2012-06-22
Heimdall Contingency 045- ADANA Abstract:- At present, the majority of Heimdall contingencies are oriented towards a military invasion. While this is not an empty threat, the possibility of other…
To What Purpose an Invasion? Flah (author) 2012-06-22
Why would an HE attempt to invade the planet Earth? More to the point, what reason would an HE have to make itself an HE? This question may seem overly philosophical and speculative, but it is…
Birthday Every Day CityToast (author) 2012-06-24
Eat this, a tired-looking man in business-casual said, setting down a plate in front of Andrew. He had been escorted to a small room furnished with only a table. He looked down and blinked at the…
Favors-Part One Dmatix (author) 2012-06-24
The man in grey sat on the rooftop and waited. Beneath him, the city spread endlessly, an ocean of lights and color under the night sky. On the balcony below, a party was nearing its conclusion;…
Total Recall Salman Corbette (author) 2012-06-24
Background: At 2:01:34 on 05/13/20██ a suspected Dr. Wondertainment item was discovered outside Site ██. Agents were sent to retrieve it. The object appeared to be a mattress with various child-like…
Back Into Hell tomode (author) 2012-06-24
Back Into Hell, a Foundation poem The howling wind steals the breath I would have used to chant; Boots, belt, gun, mask My gear, my only chance The rear doors open wider The “go” light blinks to life…
The Rain CityToast (author) 2012-06-25
Rain was pouring down on me from up above, pattering on the skylight of the break room as if mother nature herself had just gotten a broken heart. I could barely stand the sound. it reminded me of…
Account of a Hiking Trip Gaffney (author) 2012-06-26
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم (In the name of God, the most Gracious and most Merciful) Interview Log: F-2876-B2114 Date: 6/29/1384 Subject: Mehmood Khamoosh Interviewer: Lt. Ziadin Nurrollo Begin Log Lt….
Liability Jekeled (author) 2012-06-27
I'm sorry, ma'am, but Doctor Wondertainment cannot assume any liability for improper use of the Doctor Wondertainment's Young Surgeon Transplant Kit. I put on my best Wondertainment Sparkly SmileTM…
SCP+MLP=DNC Gargus (author) 2012-06-28
Something dreadfully wrong had just occurred within the SCP Foundation. The Head of Otherworldly Matters Department could feel it. He leaned back in his chair, and tried to determine which of the …
The Thing That Hates Wogglebug (author) 2012-06-28
On a primordial beach a slimy thing climbs up onto the shore. It has abandoned its spawn-brothers, leaving them to the Great Beasts of the sea. It opens its new lungs, relishing in the sweet flavors…
Decomm Anon Roget (author) 2012-06-28
The dim fluorescent lights buzzed softly above, as the nine individuals looked at one another uneasily. The clock on the wall ticked the time down, and there was the occasional nervous cough. The…
From The Mists Of Time Gargus (author) 2012-06-28
There is an ancient legend. Before man came to master fire and cultivate his food, he lived in perpetual fear. There existed creatures of such frightful appearance and terrible power that even the…
On The Seventh Day Of Christmas Silberescher (author) 2012-06-28
Doctor Malley. Doctor Kurtz? Come look at this. Is there a problem? Today's bed check isn't for another three hours. What does it have there? Oh. He really wanted a notepad, so I…

July 2012


Title Author Created
Holy War metalmouth7 (author) 2012-07-01
The five cloaked figures moved through the forest without sound, their crouched frames almost floating through the morning twilight. Nearing the edge of the forest, the leader of the group turned, and…
The Day the Clown Cried Roget (author) 2012-07-01
Adrian's dream always started in the same way. He was walking down a street, a street he had never seen before. It was night-time, and it was kind of scary, but he had Freddy, and Freddy would make…
Thrice Dmatix (author) 2012-07-01
Note: This tale is based on SCP-1440, and it is better read after reading that article. The old man woke, and his failures flooded his mind once more. The destruction of the Foundation base was just…
Homeowners Roget (author) 2012-07-02
Diane was glad they had found such a nice neighborhood for the kids. She and Paul had worried about finding someplace good for them to grow up in. Some of the neighborhoods they had looked at were…
Transparent Roget (author) 2012-07-02
So yeah, my name is Mister Chameleon. Also known as 'That one color guy,' 'Oh yeah, he's a mister, right?' or 'Doctor Wondertainment's afterthought.' Sometimes it can be hard to be me. After all, when…
Scroll fragment 13Q29 spikebrennan (author) 2012-07-02
Scroll fragment 13Q29, discovered at Khirbet Qumran in 1951. Scrolls consisted of vellum, with Hebrew (Assyrian block text) lettering written using a lampblack compound for ink. The fragment appears…
Strangers of Site-17: 105 Kalinin (author) 2012-07-03
It had been sixty-eight days since the guard posted to her door had been reassigned in favor of the security cameras. Her mind was now mostly free of the deadening aftereffects of sedative, allowing…
The Last Best Hope Smapti (author) 2012-07-05
D-3672 sighed anxiously as he sat alone on a bench in the staging area. For the past two hours, half a dozen technicians had been hard at work on him, making the final adjustments on the skin-tight…
Strangers of Site-17: 343 Kalinin (author) 2012-07-05
She awoke in a plush, high backed chair, facing a delicately-carved marble fireplace containing a layer of glowing embers. As her eyes adjusted to the dim light in the room, she noticed ornate…
The Battle of the Toys: The Breakroom Routing Sad Xiao (author) 2012-07-06
Researcher Harris finished the last pieces of his model, and set it down, as it walked away to join its fellows. For the last hour, he had been creating Lego Space Marines and assorted vehicles, and…
Recovered Document 4761: CotBG-82 Joreth (author) 2012-07-06
Great Brookham, Surrey - DAILY MAIL PUBLISHED: 06:10 GMT, 18 April 2004 | UPDATED: 07:31 GMT, 18 April 2004 TEENAGE 'CULT' MEMBERS STRIKE TWICE IN ONE MONTH TO USE ABANDONED VEHICLES FOR OFFERINGS …
Letter from the North Roget (author) 2012-07-07
Will you come sit with us? It is very cold out here, and we are very lonesome. People do not visit us very often, so we do not get to see people. We like people. Please come be with us. We would…
Chains Dmatix (author) 2012-07-08
It was Agent Johnson’s first day on the field. He was given patrol duty, nothing dangerous, but he was still extremely nervous about the entire affair. What if he wasn’t ready, he asked the commander,…
Good Morning, Sunshine Eskobar (author) 2012-07-08
Act I, Scene III: Soliloquy Light streamed into the room through two windows, and the Original awoke. You see me, the Intruder said. The rest of them cannot see unless I show myself to them. But…
After Destruction NovaeDeArx (author) 2012-07-09
Document 144b-O5-EO was discovered in █████, ████████ on ██/██/████, following an experiment with SCP-███ to investigate nearby ██████████████. Refer to Document 144a-O5-EO for full recovery report. …
Pilot zaratustra (author) 2012-07-09
CAPTION THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN REDACTED BY THE FOUNDATION ETHICS COMITTEE AND BY THE COGNITOHAZARD DEPARTMENT. REDACTED MATERIAL AVAILABLE ON LEVEL 5 CERTIFICATION. SECURE - CONTAIN - PROTECT FADE IN…
Origination Djoric (author) 2012-07-10
August 7th, 1993 Francis played Mingus in his head, trying to drown out the memories that lurked in his leaden mind. He wanted to be able to go to sleep and wake up and have it all be a dream. Just a…
The Special Bond Between Child and Mother SoullessSingularity (author) 2012-07-10
☦A story about Tabula Rasa.☦ I knew mommy never loved me. That is, I am droplets, connected, separated multiplying In a way, I knew from my first splitting never loved will never be loved mommy I…
Diary of a Young Girl Roget (author) 2012-07-10
dear diary My name is Lizzy Byrn, and i am 7 years old. My mommy and daddy and me just moved in a new house in a town called Frankinberg. Mommy says that we came here becouse of daddys job and so the…
You Are Not Insignificant Gargus (author) 2012-07-10
Last week, we lost Researcher Kermode. He hung himself in his office. Didn't even leave a note explaining why. Everyone thinks he broke under stress. Well, this week, we're losing me. And I think you…
Lessons from History catboy637 (author) 2012-07-12
What can we, as a species, learn about the threat of hostile extraterrestrials from Columbus' discovery of the New World and the subsequent extermination and subjugation of its Native inhabitants?…
Founding Djoric (author) 2012-07-14
August 12th, 1993 The door buzzer buzzed. “Ah, that must be them now,” Dr. Crow stood up and walked to the door. He always did that: never said come in , never had anyone else go do it, he always got…
Just What We Do Dmatix (author) 2012-07-14
Note: This story is better read after A Day at the Call Center Subject: UI-56 From: Special Agent Laura Stanton, Unusual Incident Unit, Los Angeles Office To: Director McNamara, FBI HQ, Washington…
Sgt Pepper Gargus (author) 2012-07-14
This message is to be distributed to all Foundation personnel: In recent weeks, we have lost a lot of good men. To those of you at stationed at Sites far away from their passings, this may come as a…
Out of Time Goodwill (author) 2012-07-18
Shit. That one almost got me. I'll be fine as long as they keep their distance, though. For now at least. Why? Why the fuck did I have to stumble upon that cave when I was a kid? Why did I go and…
One Last Ride Roget (author) 2012-07-18
You know what my favorite part of a roller coaster is? The climb. You're just inching your way up that hill, and you know that the terrible drop is coming soon. Riding with family is even better. I…
Rise Dmatix (author) 2012-07-18
Rise. Professor Charles Burrows had no choice but to comply. He had no idea how he got here, or even where here was; one moment he was sitting at his home office, catching on some paperwork, and the…
Green Djoric (author) 2012-07-19
November 17th, 1996 Francis yawned. Another night spent in the office, surrounded by the Paperwork Himalayas. Dammit Iceberg it is not that easy… Perhaps half an hour earlier he had peeled his head…
In His Own Image: Part 1 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
September 19, 2011: The blood, thankfully not his own, rolled down Lament’s arm as he shook the woman again, trying to get her attention. It was a lost cause, he suspected. Judging by her eyes, her…
In His Own Image: Interlude 1 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
August 18, 2007: Happy Birthday to You Lament's fingers slid over the chromium frame for a moment. It had been expensive, but the joke—which he knew wouldn't be laughed at—was worth it. His first…
In His Own Image: Part 2 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
February 11, 1998: He smiled at the bald man, waving with his elbow because his hands were too full, then setting his cup on the edge of his desk. Coffee—black. He carefully balanced the other man’s…
In His Own Image: Interlude 2 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
July 7, 2005: I heard you like ctenophores. Hey! Lament jumped at his desk, turning and looking up at the woman. Long, lightly curling, brown hair. Constant smirk. Mirthy eyes. Heya, Sophie,…
In His Own Image: Part 3 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
November 1, 1998: Agent Lament noted, almost in passing, that it was All Saints Day as he tore off his calendar. He tossed the old day aside, chuckling slightly at the new one. Scientists are all…
In His Own Image: Interlude 3 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
July 5, 2004: Butterflies! It was an unholy din that surrounded the pair, people shouting and clamoring. There was a fifteen minute window when Site19 could have the yearly photo made, and…
In His Own Image: Part 4 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
November 8, 1998: Denied, Agent. Denied, Agent. Lament looked up at the panel of three doctors, swallowing and licking his lips slightly. Ma'am? Denied, she repeated. He only knew two of…
In His Own Image: Interlude 4 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
February 19, 2009: Wishing he didn't remember He. He. He. He. Hee. Lament sat up in his bed in a cold sweat, the laugh still echoing in his ears. He closed his eyes tightly for a moment, forcing…
In His Own Image: Part 5 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
November 26, 1998: Lament frowned at the glass, looking at the hovering box beyond it with some odd mixture of reverence and fear. It was… disturbing… to see it for the first time. He wasn’t part of…
Police Seeking Clues After Four Injured in Congressional Intrusion Smapti (author) 2012-07-20
Speculation, Theories Abound About Mysterious Assailant WASHINGTON (AP) - Little information has been acquired thus far about the motives and identity of a Caucasian female who injured four on the…
In His Own Image: Interlude 5 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
August 16, 2007: There's some things you don't want on your conscience. Agent Lament stood in the mess of Site19, staring out the window and looking at the landscape, part of his mind making an…
In His Own Image: Part 6 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
November 27, 1998: It was all in his head. Lament sat on the floor of the medical ward, leaning against the wall. He was rubbing both of his arms for a moment, until he realized what he was doing…
In His Own Image: Interlude 6 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
Happy Birthday to You. August 18, 2007: I'm sorry… I really… really am… Lament said, swallowing to keep his voice from cracking. You're… You're like a father to me… You don't understand that I……
Lonely VAElynx (author) 2012-07-20
They don't come anymore. I remember when they used to come every day. Talking quietly among themselves, walking through. Few of them ever talked to me, but them being here was enough to keep one…
In His Own Image: Part 7 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
December 22, 1998: Lament leaned back in his chair, sipping his coffee and reaching for his sandwich, taking a bite. Lunch had become a private affair, especially after he learned that everyone else…
Cogwork Jekeled (author) 2012-07-22
You are nothing. You are an affront to Him. You stand in His presence, daily, yet you are unclean. You are covered in the rust and corrosion of a filthy life, and you come crawling to Him, expecting…
Warm Memories Roget (author) 2012-07-22
Did I ever tell you the story of the Hindenburg disaster? It was quite a big deal when it happened, it was all over the news for months. And I was there when it happened. I was just a young kid back…
Don't Blink Gargus (author) 2012-07-24
It's going to be my fault. When it happens, it's going to be my own goddamned fault. Every single time I blink it gets closer and closer to me, and every time I blink is just driving another nail into…
Parenthood Goodwill (author) 2012-07-24
To: Thelma ███████ (█████████@hotmail.com) From: Andrew ███████ (██████@yahoo.com) Sent: June 5th, 2004, 4:23 pm Subject: Big news! Hey mom! Sorry I haven't emailed you in the past month. Things have…
MC&D Agent Orientation Bookwizard (author) 2012-07-24
Welcome to Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. If you are here, then you have been accepted into our ranks. Congratulations. A short summary of our organization is in order. We are a club of sorts, and we…
And So On And So Forth Djoric (author) 2012-07-25
March 15, 1994 Francis tapped his pen against his chin, surveying the great sheet of paper pinned to the wall. He had been here longer than he thought: great swathes of it were covered in lines of his…
Seasick Sharks SoullessSingularity (author) 2012-07-26
☦A story that should've been a joke.☦ When they sent me to the ocean, I knew I would never see my family and friends again. I had never seen the ocean before. Never been to the beach. I don't even…
In His Own Image: Epilogue TroyL (author) 2012-07-26
September 21, 2011: Lament awoke with a start at the shifting at the door. He'd be thinking. Dreaming again. It wasn't good, but it was what it was. He raised the gun at the door, glancing at the…
Able Baker Charlie Djoric (author) 2012-07-28
May 2, 1997 Min Yu Zhang, servant of the New-Moon Emperor, wiped the sweat from his brow. He was not usually a man to tremble, but nonetheless he was humbled by the great stone tomb, finally freed…
Summer Job Flah (author) 2012-07-29
Randy wasn't sure from the beginning how his dad convinced him to take a summer job. Let alone in the same place where he worked. Randy wasn't an Agent like Dad. He was only working as a Level 0….
I Am the Very Model Smapti (author) 2012-07-30
I am the very model of an explorer and gentleman I've hunted cryptids airborne, terrestrial, and aquarian I know the laws of science are quite rigid and inflexible Except, of course, for thaumaturgy,…
Little Hurley Lost in Meatspace SwamplessThing (author) 2012-07-31
Splat! Splat! Whe whe where is mommypult? Splat! Daddypult! Where are you? It's so strange here. Where did the walking thing go? It was so nice to me. Why was there a large bang? Splat! What was…
Factory-Finding Mission DrEverettMann (author) 2012-07-31
So there I was, in a power plant what was about to explode, surrounded by the enemy. An idle thought; it's how Max would have started the story, if he'd survived. He'd have come up with some clever,…
Strangers of Site-17: Hayakawa Kalinin (author) 2012-07-31
Site Director Hayakawa set a kettle of water on the hotplate and locked his door. He took a final look at his desk and the series of filing cabinets and countertops in his office. Spotless, organized….

August 2012


Title Author Created
Ask Lord Blackwood Smapti (author) 2012-08-01
Deeds? Where the devil are my slippers? To whom it may concern; Tally-ho, ladies and gentlemen! It is I, Lord Theodore Thomas Blackwood, CBE, 7th Viscount of Westminister, noted explorer and…
A Long Time Past Djoric (author) 2012-08-02
May 10, 1997 A black moon under a hill of snow. His brother had been born first, but the younger was the stronger of the two. The omen had been marked, but its mark was not for a babe at the breast….
This Isn't a Hospital Vehemency (author) 2012-08-06
“Ms. Catherine, I understand you may be shocked, but I must insist you try your hardest to remember.” She looked down at the stark white hospital gown she was wearing, the texture felt rough against…
SECURE ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-07
Something is amiss The balance of reality Changes and suddenly tips No longer fifty-fifty Existence here is wrong The sight, the sound, the feel Like some melodious song Created with notes unreal…
CONTAIN ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-07
Capture was successful Despite that against our efforts to obtain From here it becomes quite stressful For to keep is much harder than to gain Often the dangers are not apparent Until we start…
Friends in Dark Places pooryoric (author) 2012-08-08
I'm not really sure how I wound up in the water. The rush of currents and crunch of impact after impact as I was dragged along the rocks by the merciless current drove everything else from my mind….
PROTECT ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-08
Pile the bodies, one by one Those we had to kill Blame it on a freak explosion Or mass suicide on the hill Remember we are on the side Of the angels; danger we condemn However, we cannot hide From the…
It Wasn't a Vacation Djoric (author) 2012-08-09
September 21, 1997 Jack Bright strongly considered a change in career. Science wasn’t working out. Too much contact with other human beings, for one. Lack of respectable, cackle-worthy science was…
Foundation Rhymes - A Collection of Children's Rhymes With an SCP Personnel Twist ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-09
Someone's Computer Someone's computer sat on a desk Someone's computer fell during a test All of Rosen's tools and all of Rosen's brain Couldn't put the computer together again Computer's owner asked…
First Seed Roget (author) 2012-08-10
March 11th, 2015. Siberia was not nice this time of year. Anders Forsman wondered if Siberia was ever really nice at any time of the year. Either way, this wasn't his normal neck of the woods. The…
The Good Captain Pt. 1: The Colourful Doctor Bunton (author) 2012-08-11
The toymaker sat back from his work. The fruit of his labour, that which all of his tireless effort had been focused to produce, lay before him. He did not know why he’d built such a thing: why he, a…
The Good Captain Pt. 2: The Lycon Crevice Bunton (author) 2012-08-11
« Pt. 1: The Colourful Doctor The entity crawled out of the cavern’s opening, pulling its bloated body forward. It had extracted itself soon enough, finally being free as the crevice behind it…
The Good Captain Pt. 3: The Cyclical Child Bunton (author) 2012-08-11
« Pt. 2: The Lycon Crevice Around the room were scattered a variety of crayons, toys, and other such things as general mess. The child sat in the middle amid it all, doing something for some reason,…
A Discussion with L. E. T. Bunton (author) 2012-08-11
Oh, um hello. You’re you’re probably wondering why I’m in your office, aren’t you? Sorry, I’ve made a bit of a mess with all these papers— er, don’t worry, I’ll clean up before I go. Yes, I I do…
Conspiracy, Prologue Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Night Raid Park Royal industrial district, London, UK Tuesday, 20 December 1988, 2334 hours local time Sitting in his car a block from the target, Director McDonnell lit his pipe. He hated waiting,…
Conspiracy, Part I Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Ramifications Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Thursday, 22 December 1988, 0755 hours local time The early morning sun illuminated the large lobby as Timothy Harper strode into the the…
Conspiracy, Part II Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Leads Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Thursday, 22 December 1988, 1158 hours local time As it turned out, the Foundation contained rather a lot of different objects which could explode or…
Conspiracy, Part III Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Investigations Foundation Command-05, Moscow, USSR Friday, 23 December 1988, 0730 hours local time Lighting a cigarette, Harper sat in his temporary office in the Foundation's regional headquarters…
Conspiracy, Part IV Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
The Information Broker British Airways Moscow-London Flight, Somewhere over the North Sea Friday, 23 December 1988, 1900 hours GMT Enjoying a cigarette and nursing a thirty-year-old scotch, Harper…
Conspiracy, Part V Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Demands Foundation Command-03, Whitehall, UK Saturday, 24 December 1988, 1300 hours local time The explosion was predictable. He wants what?! demanded Seven over the secure telephone line. Harper…
Conspiracy, Part VI Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
The Hunt Foundation Research Site-29, Northwest Oman Sunday, 25 December 1988, 0300 hours local time The helicopter touched down at the edge of the base camp for Research Site-29. It wasn't much to…
Conspiracy, Part VII Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Welcome to Vladikavkaz Beslan Airport, Vladikavkaz, Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic Sunday, 25 December 1988, 1200 hours local time Harper stepped off the Soviet Yakovlev Yak-42 passenger jet…
Conspiracy, Part VIII Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Puzzles Mount Kazbek, Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic Sunday, 25 December 1988, 1545 hours local time Harper found SCP-1440 seated cross-legged on a flat rock, a worn set of playing cards arrayed…
Conspiracy, Part IX Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Assassination Global Occult Coalition North American Regional Headquarters, Washington, D.C. Sunday, 25 December 1988, 1030 hours local time Like much of official Washington, the GOC's Washington…
Conspiracy, Part X Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Aftershocks Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 0755 hours local time When Harper arrived at Command-02 on Monday morning, the tension in the air was palpable. Security…
Conspiracy, Part XI Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Interrogation Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 0830 hours local time Harper had only just removed his coat and set down his briefcase when Monica walked in, holding a…
Conspiracy, Part XII Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Endgame The Mall, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 1130 hours local time Harper decided to take an early lunch to clear his head and consider what he knew. Since Muir's interrogation of…
Conspiracy, Epilogue Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Checkmate Command-02, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 2130 hours local time This time, it was Harper waiting for Seven in the darkened conference room. Alone, she entered the dimly lit room…
Waking Zyn (author) 2012-08-14
Why am I here? This place gives me nightmares, but never really the right ones to discourage me from coming back. The horrors and chills are the waking kind, which manifest in the darkness when I’m…
UIU Orientation Kingreaper (author) 2012-08-15
Welcome to the FBI’s second least popular division; the Unusual Incidents Unit. Most of you are probably here as a punishment, because someone wants you out of their hair. Any of you here because you…
Favors-Part Two Dmatix (author) 2012-08-17
Note: Naturally, this should only be read after Favors-Part One Colonel Arjmand wasn't sure he made the right choice. Granted, it was either using the talisman or certain death, but the latter seemed…
I Talked With 516 One Day ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-17
I talked with 516 one day To see what it might have to say To learn about it even more I asked it “Are you not machine? What makes you stop and intervene From deep within inside your core?” It rumbled…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Again. TroyL (author) 2012-08-18
Well, well, well What have we here? You've managed to survive yet another year? A year of work, of screaming children, A year of delving into things unbidden. Oh? What's that? We shouldn't know? All…
5700 Years Later Von Pincier (author) 2012-08-18
The Hateful Star had lost track of when they'd stopped observing it. Frankly, it didn't really care. Let them try to ignore it. Keep it 'contained' in a web of silence. It wouldn't help them when the…
Skippy tehburntone (author) 2012-08-19
This is the twenty-third time I'm doing it. I log into the system (which, thankfully, isn't sentient) and once again get into my personal log. This is the twenty-third different report of my death…
Incident 682-1548 catboy637 (author) 2012-08-19
On ██/██/████, SCP-682 broke containment and proceeded to escape to Research Unit-█, which is the primary unit used to receive communications from SCP-1548. SCP-682 proceeded to kill all personnel in…
Slumbering Zyn (author) 2012-08-20
“And who would you be?” “Oh, I’m new… Here’s my ID.” “You’re the person working with that butterfly… One… one four… five something, right? Feeding duty or something of the like? Down the stairs,…
Dreaming Zyn (author) 2012-08-20
I. Praefatio These well-lit rooms and stainless halls Are host to choruses of fear Behind each door a nightmare calls Contained by persons without peer Another test requires my aid I pass the doors…
Interlude 1: Patches Djoric (author) 2012-08-21
March 18, 1997 Dr. Connor Gerry was counting gears. As of three thirty-four in the afternoon, having started at eleven minutes past noon, he had counted one thousand seven hundred and nineteen of…
Fire on the Horizon Dmatix (author) 2012-08-24
The narrow alleyways of the Armenian Quarter of Old Jerusalem were beginning to darken as twilight stretched the shadows of the ancient stone buildings over them. Henry De Montfort felt the age of the…
Once But Not Now SRegan (author) 2012-08-26
Sometimes, when he closed his withered eyelids, the old man could see the prairies of his youth, the moonlight grasses, feel and hear the gentle whiskers of the wind against his flesh. But that had…
New Year's (Part 1) Djoric (author) 2012-08-26
December 31, 1997 Alto H. Clef ticked another box off on his bucket list. Specifically the one next to the phrase “Have coffee with the Venus of Willendorf”. Of course, he had only added it to his…
Into That Good Night Zyn (author) 2012-08-27
A collection of villanelles based on SCP articles. The second is here. 086 091 121 134 469 506 776 1045 1171 1217 1231 1440 1510 1599 1673 1802 _­___-J The Office of Dr. REDACTED [for Voct]…
Promotion Michael Atreus (author) 2012-08-28
Carrying a thick folder in one hand, and a shot glass in the other, the veteran operative strode smugly into a lab that smelled strongly of beets. Here, dark plastic trays of scrawny plants were…
New Year's (Part 2) Djoric (author) 2012-08-29
January 1, 1998 Alto H. Clef stepped out of the little circle of snow into the scorched dirt and admired his handiwork. There were some large chunks left, a few even vehicle-sized, but by and large…
Quiet Days Dmatix (author) 2012-08-30
It was over. No one in the Foundation, from the lowliest security guard to the O5 council, could quite explain exactly what was over. If they were to hazard a guess, a likely answer would have been …
Oops Firebeard (author) 2012-08-31
An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody. -Unknown Everything was going swimmingly. His research team had finally gotten authorization to use 914 for ordnance testing. Set to Fine …

September 2012


Title Author Created
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale Act I SRegan (author) 2012-09-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter One: Jellybeans Chapter Two: Antitrust Chapter Three: Tender Chapter One: Jellybeans The last will and testament of Bernard Gradley So, I'm gone….
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale Act II SRegan (author) 2012-09-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Four: You Are Invited Chapter Five: There's Five Chapter Four: You Are Invited I must say, Jeremy said happily, I was beginning to think you had…
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale Act III SRegan (author) 2012-09-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Six: Rainy in London Chapter Seven: Codex Chapter Eight: Castle Chapter Six: Rainy in London In the morning's watery light, he sat for a few minutes…
Patronage TroyL (author) 2012-09-06
Sir or Sirs: When I was five, I was in a theatre fire. A real one, not some hackneyed joke played up for laughs by idiotic teenagers. Upon reflection, I think it was utterly mad that there would…
Bloodletting Aelanna (author) 2012-09-07
September 7 I had a dream last night, something that doesn't happen to me very often at all. I laugh and joke about how I seem to have no imagination at all, but it really is odd that I haven't had…
And So It Is Now Djoric (author) 2012-09-09
April 30, 1998 Able’s fists were clenched hard enough to draw blood from his palms. He couldn’t hear beyond the tomb, but he knew there were people outside. He had to kill them. His body felt ready to…
Several Creative Promotions Jekeled (author) 2012-09-10
Note- These are just my ideas for some television ads that Foundation fronts might use. Enjoy! Everyone likes pizza, right? And more pizza is better, right? That's why here at Spicy Crust Pizza, we…
An Interview With Francis Lepage Gaffney (author) 2012-09-11
With Klaus Achen, Pavel Baroch, and Marcel Sabourin, Francis Lepage was one of the key figures of the early Anti-Real movement. His 1918 perma-transient installation Feu Statique, the first of its…
Epistula Djoric (author) 2012-09-11
The following message was intercepted by a Foundation Special Intelligence Team in September of 2012. The original source has yet to be identified. To my Brothers and Sisters: Greetings, and the peace…
Lost Time Dr Gears (author) 2012-09-12
“What were you, Harken?” “ what, like in a cosmic sense? Probably a dog or something.” “Must you always be an asshole?” “No, it's a choice.” They'd been stuck at the same posting for three days now,…
Why Change? Joreth (author) 2012-09-13
It was memetic after all. This all began with Dr. Vang being booted out of the Foundation. I started working with Dr. Vang 5 years after I got my bachelor's and getting recruited because of my cum…
Laughing Matter Jekeled (author) 2012-09-17
Morons! Site director Marcia Leavitt stormed out of the Site-64 conference room, lab coat snapping behind her. Willing to combat every danger, but when you put a cute little face on it, they turn…
Interview Log 7362 Drewbear (author) 2012-09-19
Following the events surrounding the acquisition of the territory affected by SCP-7362, the following interview was conducted with Jeremiah Smalls, the only individual to have survived the…
Individuality Roget (author) 2012-09-20
You want to know where it all went wrong? The reason the Foundation is in this state? I can tell you. I'm probably the last person who can tell. They got all the others either dead, hidden, or…
The Smell of Her Hair TroyL (author) 2012-09-20
As the bullet inched closer to his head, he took a moment to consider some things. The first was just how lovely his first real girlfriend had been. She had been one of those artistic types who had…
Deeper Jekeled (author) 2012-09-22
Doctor Garza sprinted through the halls of Site-19, almost bowling over Daniels (or was it Smith?) in his haste. Overhead, the damned sirens blared away, signaling what everyone in the facility…
Obsession's Price Roget (author) 2012-09-24
The journal entries included with this report were recovered from Researcher █████'s official research notes on SCP-589 following Incident 589-40. It is believed that Researcher █████ was the first…
Rapture azzleflux (author) 2012-09-25
He soared higher and higher, white wings beating noiselessly as he streaked upwards, defiant of the gravity pulling him back towards the ground. Soon the figure buried himself in the clouds, the pale…
Occurrence of Oddness Djoric (author) 2012-09-25
The heat of the afternoon was turning into the cool calm of a June evening. The pines stood straight and tall as they had for decades, shadows barring the orange light of the setting sun. Birds sang….
A Most Unfortunate Reunion Smapti (author) 2012-09-25
Dr. Matthew Eggers, special assistant for sapient animal research at Site 19, sat at a bare table in Interview Room C, a notepad in his hand. In front of him, crawling back and forth across the table,…
Contrast Gargus (author) 2012-09-25
More than anything else in life, they desire pleasure. It fuels their every action, driving them to do impossible things for the purpose of gaining it. Even when they don't realize it, pleasure is…
Resale Value Voct (author) 2012-09-28
One afternoon, at a fashionable clubhouse belonging to Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. Look what I made! It's lovely, sir. You are truly gifted. May I ask what it is? I made it using the kit that…

October 2012


Title Author Created
Dust Wogglebug (author) 2012-10-02
An old man stands alone in a dusty room. The man, who is older than the room and a great deal dustier, walks slowly along a row of shelves. It is dark and the man cannot see what is on the shelves,…
Loose Ends Varian (author) 2012-10-06
Mr. Eric Brashin checked his silver pocket watch, holding it only by the chain. The boy was late. Of course. The meeting he had scheduled was already bound to prove a waste of time. Lateness always…
Cleaning Larry Salman Corbette (author) 2012-10-07
They started giving us oxygen tanks after the fifth cleaning. We would vomit too much, and get Larry all dirty again. God forbid we have a dirty Larry. I remember when we didn't have the tanks and we…
Envying the Dead Varian (author) 2012-10-09
He stared at the opaque glass of his visor. It was nothing he hadn't seen before. Every single day, he looked at nothing but the misted over surface. He had wept the first few months. By now, he…
End of the Month Snowshoe (author) 2012-10-10
Researcher Felix was playing a game. To his left sat D-2768, who liked to be called Sam. To his right, D-478, Harry. Across from him, Jeremy. The board was spread before them all, miniature figures…
Friday Djoric (author) 2012-10-11
While Nexus points of this nature exist elsewhere in the world, it is in the United States that they are the most prominent. This is, in my opinion, an example of culture’s influence on universal…
More than Ever Zyn (author) 2012-10-12
I was feeling more down than usual when I borrowed that book. I must have been, otherwise I probably would have passed it by. But then again I guess I really wasn’t expecting her to leave the way she…
Uncle Teddy Smapti (author) 2012-10-13
Uncle Teddy was always a strange old man. It's one of those kind of things that you don't think about when you're a kid, and you still believe that knights and pirates and wizards are things that…
Nor Shall My Sword Sleep SRegan (author) 2012-10-15
I found this in You-Know-Who's latest cache of papers. I'm inclined to believe that it's from one of his not-so-parallel iterations, given that the thing appears to be dated to the 1930s. Still, I'm…
Briefing on SLATE THUNDER (Chaos Insurgency Orientation) Hornby (author) 2012-10-20
Good morning, folks. Help yourself to coffee and bagels. For those of you who don't know me already, I'm Colonel Neil Hornby, Senior Supervisory Intelligence Officer for the Foundation. It's my turn…
When One Reaches the End Djoric (author) 2012-10-21
These were the “Her Majesty’s Finest”? A half-dozen old men poking around the mortar holes and dugouts amidst the mist and mud and stench of the dead, all in the name of a crone who’d been dead for…
The Last Word Roget (author) 2012-10-21
In the autumn months, if you walk along the Site-19 grounds and you see an old rusted fence, you might want to see what's on the other side. Over there, the leaves will all crunch underfoot as you…
My Dearest Mary Technician Downs (author) 2012-10-22
FIELD REPORT. ATTACHED: Copies of documents found on the instance's person. ATTACHMENTS: DOCUMENT #AF1293-1: My Dearest Mary, I hope this letter finds you well. I do not know if it will reach you…
Halloween at S & C Plastics Ihp (author) 2012-10-22
October 24 I hate this holiday. Doctor Johnathan West cleaned egg off of the card-reader, swiped his ID, and entered the S C Plastics building. Had this been any other Foundation-owned location,…
The Glorious Revolution Dmatix (author) 2012-10-22
Note: This is a SCP-1483 tale, so reading it before reading this is recommended. Soto was beginning to have second thoughts about the concept of Democracy. He barely stifled a sigh as his cohorts’…
Bell Weather Etteilla (author) 2012-10-22
Outside, there is a slight chill in the air. Somewhere, costumed children flicker from house to house, squealing with the anticipation of a potent, yearly sugar rush. Candles gutter in the wind from…
Memorandum 10/31 SpoonOfEvil (author) 2012-10-25
ATTENTION ALL SITE PERSONNEL Due to the unique circumstances that have traditionally surrounded the date of October 31, and the allegations that it acts as a catalyst for anomalous phenomena, all Site…
How the SPC Ruined Halloween azzleflux (author) 2012-10-26
Daddy, why are you dressed up like a dolphin? Mitchell laughed as he picked up his daughter. I'm not a dolphin, you goof! he said. I'm a shark! The little girl in his hands giggled and bared her…
The Halloween Breach CryogenChaos (author) 2012-10-27
It was Halloween night at Site 19 A more average night there could not have been Inside the researchers were hard at work Studying skips and their interesting quirks When all of a sudden, out of the…
It's Not Spelled Like That! Gargus (author) 2012-10-28
How long has he been out there? asked the Site Director as he strolled down the corridor leading to the entry hub. Around three hours, sir, replied his assistant, nervously shuffling her papers. …
Addressing the Second GrandEnder (author) 2012-10-28
Lord Hubris sits opposite Lord Wisdom. He is of the type Kahtar, and his symbol is the crown. To his right is the unknowable, which is invisible and colorless to only him, as he refuses to look upon…
Sweet Memories Jekeled (author) 2012-10-28
Trick or Treat, Mister! Cody Collings gave a vague smile to the little girl dressed as Cassy. And who are you supposed to be? I'm SCP-085! She's my favorite SCP in the whole world! I used to…
Costume Change TheGlyphstone (author) 2012-10-28
I love Halloween. It's my favorite time of year, one of the few days I can just go out and mingle with the normal people for an entire night without anyone being the wiser. The pain's not so bad when…
Ghost Stories PaladinFoster (author) 2012-10-28
The sun was just beginning to set as I paddled into the Okefenokee swamp along with my friends, Hank and Lucia. We weren't strangers to kayaking in the swamp; we had all done it since we were kids….
Rising Reject (author) 2012-10-28
The feeling of blinking and opening his eyes to an entirely new place was not new to number Five Zero Seven. Just a second ago, he had been standing in a dark cell, eating celebratory pumpkin pie. It…
Treats Dr Gears (author) 2012-10-28
I would like to here again state that 106 is not, as is commonly believed, a basic predator, on par with an advanced shark. SCP-106 is a sentient being, albeit a totally alien one. SCP-106 appears to…
Room 401 Djoric (author) 2012-10-29
“…” “…” “Well then. This is … awkward.” “Indeed. I believe you have the wrong room.” “Nah, I’m pretty sure this is one of mine.” “No, I’m quite sure it’s mine.” “…” “…” “This isn’t going to go…
Seasons Pass Roget (author) 2012-10-29
It's been a long time since we had a season like the '56 season. That was the heyday. It seemed like we couldn't sell enough stuff, and everyone wore the biggest smile. We had the tourists and…
Don't Worry About It DrClef (author) 2012-10-30
If you don't know what this is, don't worry about it. Part 1: The First Hi, everybody, my name is Margaret Sawyer-Sheen, and I'm a doctor with the SCP Foundation! This si the story of how I fell in…
Sympathy Aelanna (author) 2012-10-30
It had taken a long time and a lot of practice, but he was now able to draw pretty well. Or at least he thought so. He could also write well enough that he could ask for just about anything he could…
Los Recuerdos de los Muertos Drewbear (author) 2012-10-31
Carmela carefully packed a basket of ofrendas for the trip to the cemetery. A cloth doll for Hernanda, a bottle of tequila for Fernando, a bouquet of cempasúchil The rest of the family would bring…
Guiser's Night Kalinin (author) 2012-10-31
Doctor Moore took off her glasses and rubbed her eyes again. The last handful of aspirin hadn't taken effect yet, and the glare from the three monitors was piercing her throbbing headache with an…
How Dr. Clef Saved Christmas Smapti (author) 2012-10-31
The senior staff of Site 19 huddled in the conference room, warming themselves from the chill air of the cold mid-December morning. Coats and hats hanged on the wall and over the backs of chairs, ice…

November 2012


Title Author Created
From Vagrants, to Gentlemen Snowshoe (author) 2012-11-02
Marshall slid the sleeve of his suit back, the ornate silver watch on his wrist glinting in the dull yellow glow of artificial light. Two minutes, eighteen seconds. He was on the second floor of the…
Caveat Emptor Varian (author) 2012-11-06
Michaelson's coughing racked his wasted frame. He brought his handkerchief up to his mouth and hacked until his weak lungs stopped trying to clear themselves. Blood spotted the white fabric in places,…
Ichor Dmatix (author) 2012-11-07
Dear Annie, I’m sorry I had to leave without telling you anything, but things kinda… escalated faster than I thought they would. I mean, I knew the suits would get royally pissed off with our little…
The Only Way To Travel Djoric (author) 2012-11-09
So…you want coffee or anything? I think I have some left on the nightstand. No, thank you. Okay. Mr. Brown, while I appreciate the pleasantries, I am here on investigation, namely the events…
Handout Silberescher (author) 2012-11-11
Little Anthony wandered down Pine Street, separated from the three other trick-or-treaters he had tagged along with. According to them, the house at the end of the road was giving out regular-sized…
An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost Salman Corbette (author) 2012-11-12
Act 2, Scene 2: James: (Crying) But can't they help you in some way? Butt ghost: There is no cure for butt cancer. J: But what will I do without you? BG: James, you've never needed me in the first…
Interview With the Strigoi Smapti (author) 2012-11-12
Dr. Jacob Andrews stood in the hallway of Site 19's medical ward, in front of the door to the examination room where his subject for the day was strapped to a bed. Dr. Andrews had never worked…
Upswing of Disorder Djoric (author) 2012-11-12
May 4, 1998 Any sort of lengthy journey always ends up in a destination far more bizarre than what was originally intended: home. The first few days home give rise to oddities. Details that had been…
Olympia Roget (author) 2012-11-13
The professor felt a familiar, cold linoleum under his feet as he padded his way through the facility. It had been a long time, but everything still felt like how he remembered it. The entrance hall…
Love is Patient, Love is Kind Jekeled (author) 2012-11-14
Good morning, Sweetie. Leaning over, I planted a good-morning kiss right on my pumpkin's cold lips before slipping out of bed. Would you like some breakfast in bed today, my sweet? I asked,…
Shepherds Djoric (author) 2012-11-14
Mary-Ann Lewitt re-adjusted her blanket. November night blustered outside the window, the cold leaking in through the seams of the apartment. Of course, the truth was that the warmth was leaking out…
Trepanning Aelanna (author) 2012-11-14
November 15 Migraine again. They always seem to strike at the worst time, though I have a pretty good guess what the cause of this one is. The F Work pays well, but sometimes shit happens and it's…
Kunststoff Strand Djoric (author) 2012-11-16
Research Assistant Sam Ibsen was not a fan of his new assignment. He was not a fan of it at all. It was the architecture, he thought. Here we was, in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, on a tropical…
I Can't Nacht Ruine (author) 2012-11-18
I can't feel your hair, the river streaming down Out of your head and into my open lap. It once was such silk, always soft to feel, But now so sparse and wired. How frayed, such disarray. I can't feel…
Broadcast Gaffney (author) 2012-11-20
I'm the hard-to-find stations on the AM band. John Carlyle ran his hands over his face and stared at his naked form in the bathroom mirror. No longer lean and muscled, it was beginning to sag….
Warning Call Von Pincier (author) 2012-11-23
My name is Watch. For three days and nights, I have been running from the men who tore my home apart, and the thing they call a master. They are very close, now. I can hear them calling to me, and the…
Second Watch Djoric (author) 2012-11-24
Nota Bene: It does help if you read Shepherds first, as this is a continuation of that. “NO!” Mary-Ann opened her eyes to see the darkness of her bedroom. She was sitting up, gasping for breath, one…
Odd Corners Dr Gears (author) 2012-11-24
I do not exist. That is to say, I do not exist here. Here is odd, a vast net that snares and crushes. Yet we follow, and come in droves, willing and not. It calls, somehow. We cannot enter, yet we do,…
In Dread Forever Fled GrandEnder (author) 2012-11-27
I’m sorry, but look at us. We’re still in here, after all this time. We’ve served our sentence and then some, and we’re still in this goddamn prison. It’s not the time to be angry with each other,…
Anomalous Incidents Roget (author) 2012-11-28
Boyd kicked his heels onto the mahogany desk, a copper penny in his hand. Call it. tails. Fish shifted uncomfortably, reclining in the opposite chair. Nope. What is that, seventieth time in a…
Tales of the Foundation Force Five CryogenChaos (author) 2012-11-29
The following are excerpts from the comic book series The Foundation Force Five . Investigations into the publishing company, Super Comics Publications , are ongoing; however, so far no useful…

December 2012


Title Author Created
The Rise and Fall of Callus Snowshoe (author) 2012-12-02
The Survivor stood before the front doors of the University. He cautiously reached a hand forward, and silently opened the door. As he stepped through, broken glass crunching under his feet, he…
Repel Eskobar (author) 2012-12-03
Intermission: Good Morning, Sunshine The story so far… WARNING SECURITY IDENTIFICATION PROTOCOLS CORRUPTED EXCERPT REPORT KB-615 USER: DR. MARIA JONES, DIRECTOR, RECORDS AND INFORMATION…
Three's a Crowd azzleflux (author) 2012-12-05
Paulie? The frail, shaky voice echoed through the hallways. Paulie, I'm scared Paul carefully crawled further under the desk. He held his hand over his mouth, stifling his panting and struggling…
Walk the Floor Djoric (author) 2012-12-05
Site 150, Foundation Research and Development Department, Entrance 3, 09:00 Pride. Dr. Tabitha Foster knew the feeling well. Pride was black ink in the ledgers. Pride was a good deal put to good…
Negotiation Eskobar (author) 2012-12-07
Act II, Scene I: Repel Jesus Christ, Agent Usilov said. Khalif, come take a look at this. Agent Aziz walked over to the other man. They were now standing in front of a two, two-and-a-half meter…
Rusted Nightmares Snowshoe (author) 2012-12-08
Run. The rusted metal stretches for as far as can be seen. The runner does not care that this is only a few feet in front of himself. As far as he is concerned, the claustrophobic corridor stretches…
It Might Have Been Djoric (author) 2012-12-08
Item #: SCP-343 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-343 is currently uncontained. No reliable method of containing SCP-343 has been found. SCP-343 has taken up regular residence in…
Christmas Dinner Snowshoe (author) 2012-12-08
After Action Report, Incident MC-643 Agents Samuels, Perkins, and Flanders were assigned to infiltrate and gather information regarding a Christmas masquerade believed to have been held by Foundation…
Timing Roget (author) 2012-12-10
Mr. Moon knew he was very good at timing these things. He really couldn't afford to be bad at it, with his condition. He'd tried to use watches, but watches only worked when you had eyes to watch them…
The Self Insert TheDuckman (author) 2012-12-10
Life had always been without magic. That's why he wrote because the real world, while it could be interesting, didn't have any magic. He wasn't quite a man of science, but instead a man of…
The Ragdoll Prattler (author) 2012-12-12
When I was a small child, I was terrified of the dark. I still am, but back when I was around six years old I couldn’t go a full night without crying out for one of my parents to search beneath my bed…
The Most Dangerous Game of All Dmatix (author) 2012-12-12
Drip He was lurking in the shadows of an old oak grove, gazing at the dark, brooding form of the facility on the hill above. She was there. Drop after drop fell on Feldspar's head, as he remembered…
A Breath of Fresh Air: Holding It Drewbear (author) 2012-12-14
Imago | BoFA: Inhale | BoFA: Holding It | BoFA: Exhale Audio Log, 14:25, ██/██/2011, Foundation front Sunny Coast Productions M███ S████, Switchboard Operator: Thank you for calling Sunny…
Technical Orientation Roget (author) 2012-12-16
Hello, and welcome to the Tech Support orientation. I am senior technical researcher David Rosen, and I will be orienting you. Before we begin, I’d like to ask that all cellphones, smart phones, smart…
People Look East Djoric (author) 2012-12-18
Nota Bene: It would behoove you to read Shepherds and Second Watch before reading this tale. Mary-Ann Lewitt sat at the little table in the kitchen, reading her book. It was snowing outside, with big…
And I Feel Fine Ihp (author) 2012-12-22
Dr. Margaret Reese was awakened by the sound of Joey Tempest's voice. Rubbing her face and standing up from her desk, she sighed at the loudspeaker outside of her office. Someone had decided to blast …
Dragon's Teeth Gaffney (author) 2012-12-23
The screaming man doused himself in spoiled milk, backed by a chorus of dog barks and digeridoos. Sarah sighed as she picked up her coat and sidled her way down the aisle. Taking a last glance at the…
Going Out Roget (author) 2012-12-25
On 9/18/2011, SCP-703 manifested an instance of SCP-703-1. Analysis revealed it to be a list of items produced by SCP-703, dating back to its initial containment. Referencing with updated…
Father Iron Gaffney (author) 2012-12-27
The man in the suit wiped the sweat from his brow. Christ, he hoped that they would wrap it up soon. The chanting grew more intense. Father Iron, King of War! the crowd sang in Haitian creole, Lord…
A Study of Anomalous Art Djoric (author) 2012-12-28
A Study of Anomalous Art, from the Paleolithic to the Present By Doctor Hannah Morel, head of the Artistic Anomalies Unit (The following excerpt is from pages 6-9 of Doctor Morel's paper. The full…
Sympathy for an Empath azzleflux (author) 2012-12-28
I miss the children. I miss them so much. I miss Janey and Jake and David and Roxanne. These people are alright, I suppose. They're not the kids, but I like them anyways. I guess I should be grateful,…
Post Finem DrEverettMann (author) 2012-12-29
The world ended yesterday, and none of us noticed until this morning. No supplies were meant to arrive. No one was due to go to see the psychologists. This morning, I went to check for the supplies,…
Notes From the Great Mare Djoric (author) 2012-12-30
June 21, 2003 Summer solstice today. That means, if I’ve been counting right, that today is my five-thousand, three-hundred and twenty-seventh birthday. Happy birthday to me. I can barely believe it’s…
A Canticle For Bright Smapti (author) 2012-12-30
Brother Zhakh sat alone on a bench in the great hall of Overwatch Cathedral. The sun shone dimly through the stained glass windows above, doing little to chase away the winter chill. Holy Doctors…
Inertiatic SCP Faminepulse (author) 2012-12-30
☦Deloused in the Comatorium/SCP-781 crossover.☦ The dream shaper had just been recovered from his home in El Paso, with the apparitions following close behind. The armed members of the recovery squad…
Rubber Summer rumetzen (author) 2012-12-31
“What is it?” “I I think it's a duckie?” The two men stared down at the crater in the concrete. It was about a meter across, and in the center was a small yellow rubber duckie wearing an astronaut…

January 2013


Title Author Created
Purity Of Essence Gaffney (author) 2013-01-03
In ones and twos they entered. Most came with the alertness of the carnival-goer, necks craned to take in all the art, hoping to catch whatever strange goings-on they could before they faded away….
Wheels within Wheels deValmont (author) 2013-01-07
Audio Log dated 21/04/1994, Site ███. Post incident report. Timestamp 14:21:55 It’s going to be remarkably difficult to accurately report what happened here if I’m not able to give names and numbers,…
Pseudohistorical Mischief Kalinin (author) 2013-01-08
The campus was mostly deserted tonight. Students everywhere at the university were holed up in their dormitories or at the library; poring frantically over books, scribbling last-minute notes,…
Epilogue: Last Word Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Part Three | HUB |We never forget
Remembrance: Part Three Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Lee checked his watch, like he always did, and stepped over the welcome mat. He was home. It wasn't a particularly impressive home, with its threadbare red carpets and grimy, unwashed windows, but it…
Second Interlude: In Session Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Do you remember, when the bells had to ring? Can you tell me, how the children used to sing? - An unknown admirer. We're finally leaving for the trip. It's been a hell of a ride getting here,…
Remembrance: Part One Roget (author) 2013-01-10
June 12th, 1976. Hi, my name's Lee. If you're reading this, it is very likely that I will be extraordinarily upset with you, because this is a personal journal I bought yesterday, at the new…
Remembrance: Part Two Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Lee was there. Walking through the dead halls and broken doors, in his pressed uniform. They'd left him behind. Everyone else had been taken out, to play. Lee continued his march. They would be back…
First Interlude: Old School Roget (author) 2013-01-10
We're going to have a great year, aren't we? - The girl who sat behind you. Students! Please be advised that class scheduling will begin this Saturday, in the auditorium. Please remember to bring…
Prelude: First Bell Roget (author) 2013-01-10
| HUB | Part One
First Day rumetzen (author) 2013-01-12
Joshua Thomas Eichburg stared in disbelief at the room in front of him. It was smaller than any other office he'd seen at the FBI, maybe the size of a bedroom. It was the only one he'd seen with no…
12 Tales About A Factory TheDuckman (author) 2013-01-13
Good evening and welcome gentle readers. I'm sure many of you have read that wonderful piece of fiction known as 'SCP-001 is an O5s tale.' If you haven't, I'll give you a moment to go do so. I'll just…
Transcript of telephone conversation, August 9, 1991 spikebrennan (author) 2013-01-18
THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON TRANSCRIPT OF TELEPHONE CONVERSATION SUBJECT: Telephone Conference to Discuss Transportation of Novaya Zemlya Object PARTICIPANTS: The President James Baker (Secretary of…
Reservoir Skips Communism will win (author) 2013-01-18
the world is gonna roll me                                                                                                                             Hello, brother of the machine. Do you have a…
Arbitrary Darkness Zyn (author) 2013-01-18
Another collection of villanelles based on SCP articles. The first is here. 003 917 1293 1468 1522 1541 1553 1595 1640 1832 1863 2989 Biological Motherboard [for thedeadlymoose] Goddess,…
Empty Nights Dmatix (author) 2013-01-19
Beneath the ashen skies of a soon-to-be dead planet, stood a mountain, a stark form against the flatness of the wasteland surrounding it. Upon the mountain was an old man, sitting on a sun-bleached…
If It Were The 80s Gargus (author) 2013-01-19
Two young boys sit at a varnished wooden table, looking as if they are bored out of their minds. One of them speaks up, saying words to this effect. They both let out a long, drawn out sigh. This is…
Setting the Stage Roget (author) 2013-01-20
Dear sir or madame, It has come to our attention that you have taken some of our props, and while we understand why you felt it necessary, we politely request you return them. We were not intending…
Issue 100 Ihp (author) 2013-01-20
What the hell do you mean there's been a breach? Well, no SCPs have broken out, but someone's made a video about us. Specifically, the comic books we keep finding. So some small-time comic nerd…
Stepping Out Gargus (author) 2013-01-21
It came as a great shock to Doctor Martin the day the Blank Man appeared before him and offered to show him a world without the Foundation. It would, of course, come as a shock to anyone. To be…
Unusual Music rumetzen (author) 2013-01-21
The sign at the top of the store should have read “Jive Kat's Funky Disco Beats”, but four of the letters had fallen off to make it “Jiv at's Fun y Disco Bats”. The tinted windows had been broken and…
Good Morning, World Dr Jonesy (author) 2013-01-24
Good morning, world. I open my eyes to the sight of the sun streaming in through my window. I smile. There’s nothing quite like waking up to the sun warming your face. Especially after having not seen…
The Tale of the Library rumetzen (author) 2013-01-25
It began with a word. Eventually it would swell to become something greater. It would envelop reality and become the heart of all universes. It would join world to world and unite people in its halls….
The Serpent Gambit Faminepulse (author) 2013-01-25
☦The Ouroboros (SCP-1203) resets the world.☦ December 21st, 2090 Pyramid of the Feathered Serpent, Teotihuacan, Mexico The rats had long been multiplying, and Teotihuacan had become victim to the…
Last Plane Out of the South Dmatix (author)
Zyn (author)
Djoric (author)
azzleflux (author)
2013-01-25
There was an airplane cruising over the Atlantic Ocean. For all intents and purposes, this airplane did not exist, though that fact is neither here nor there and is generally irrelevant to the point…
Turn a New Page Djoric (author) 2013-01-25
Alai swiped her card again. The door remained closed. She frowned, biting her lip, and swiped the card again. Still nothing. To the outside observer, Alai would have looked like a befuddled tropical…
Voices Unassailable Vezaz (author) 2013-01-25
Here's what you have to keep in mind about the Cold War. August 19, 1949: The first Soviet atomic bomb test. Faced with the loss of the nuclear monopoly, and seeking to maintain the American…
Rascal One Actual DrClef (author) 2013-01-25
So, um this whole Hartle Anomaly thing seems to be heating up. Think they'll send us in? Hartle's scientific, not paranormal, Bullfrog said, as he carefully replaced the battery cover on a slim,…
In the Shadow of a High Wall Vezaz (author) 2013-01-25
On June 16, 1963, a team of Foundation agents attempted and failed to re-contain the escaped SCP-2030 in West Berlin. The following excerpt is drawn from the debrief of team leader Louis Franklin. The…
Interlude - Excerpt From An Auction Catalog - Marshall Carter And Dark, 2012 DrClef (author) 2013-01-25
ANIMATED CONCRETE STATUE Lot #: 50621-173 ANIMATED CONCRETE STATUE Minimum Bid: $20,000,000 This lovely objet d'art was constructed in 1987 by an anonymous artist out of concrete and rebar. It is 2…
By One Iota Smapti (author) 2013-01-25
Deep in the catacombs beneath Overwatch Cathedral, there was a cavernous and isolated chamber at the end of a long hallway. The historians of the Holy Foundation could only guess at what purpose it…
The Green Prince giant enemy spycrab (author) 2013-01-25
The marketplace was busy, as always. Goods being heaved off of and onto ships, merchants trying to raise their voices above the clamor to peddle their wares, the various colorful trinkets being sold….
Cast On Eskobar (author) 2013-01-25
The needles were bamboo, six inches or so in length, streaks of rainbow stain running down their length. The yarn was Angora wool, pure white. She had seen a skein in a local craft shop and studied…
Quid Non Scitum Est Jekeled (author) 2013-01-26
The former Great Hall of the Nine-Teenth Ruin was, for the first time that year, completely full, an observation that Cardinal Frakes made with no small amount of pride. Dignitaries from every…
Collecting azzleflux (author) 2013-01-26
After the objects are processed and given SCP designation, we organize them into three main classes; Safe, Euclid, and Keter. Safe-class objects are the simplest to contain, more often than not…
Snippets From The Serpent TheDuckman (author) 2013-01-26
- You joined channel #booksudontread - Topic is: Welcome to #booksudontread - RULES: Don't be an ass. Don't out your fellows. If you're here, it's because you've been invited. If you get kicked,…
Senescence, Consumption, Persecution SoullessSingularity (author) 2013-01-26
☦The slow fall of the Foundation.☦ August 14th, 2051 - September 9th, 2077 The castle was old and decrepit but still stood, a testament to the stubbornness of humanity’s rules impressed upon the…
Concerto in D-Major, Orchestrated for Paintbrush and Fedora Drewbear (author) 2013-01-26
Hiro P. always said that a successful art-strike required speed, cunning, and above all else, style. In retrospect, he'd never said anything about things like artistic vision or ability to fight…
Ripped From the Headlines DrEverettMann (author) 2013-01-27
I stared at the television, barely catching the words, as I helped Helen into the chair. gone, nothing left but a giant hole. The hurricanes reported in the region were actually the result of air…
Shadow in the Wake Wilt does not match any existing user name (author) 2013-01-27
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             I am dying. Long ago did I know this; I had begun to slow in…
Interlude - Drift Wogglebug (author)
Wilt does not match any existing user name (author)
Roget (author)
2013-01-27
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             0855, 9/18/19██ - Command Site-206 receives a transmission…
Items from a Global Occult Coalition Document Bag DrClef (author) 2013-01-27
LTE-3503-Silver KTE-1027-Grey Field Operative SK-107 A self-portrait found in the subject's wallet at time of death Threat ID: LTE-3503-Silver ( Vector ) Authorized Response Level: N/A…
Though I Walk Through the Valley Anaxagoras (author) 2013-01-27
Jarnary 20, 708 This is the bitterest winter I can recall. I fear that I will not be able to make it back through the pass before the snows close it. I can still turn back; Redmont is four days behind…
Impressions Zyn (author) 2013-01-29
A decoration of sorts. First thing I saw at the facility. Tyhjä fidgeted. Everything here made him feel uncomfortable for some reason, maybe it was the simplicity of the unadorned, unremarkable…
From On High (Antarctic Exchange #4) Djoric (author) 2013-01-29
Darkness, and then light. The mind crystallized, the web of gold filaments woven into spiraling pathways amidst the fluid blackness, shining spheres beading on the mesh. Peace flowed, one thread to…
The Stranger and the Secretary CryogenChaos (author) 2013-01-30
Oh my, hello! exclaimed the secretary, her wide smile unwavering despite her surprise at the rather abrupt appearance of the stranger now standing before her. He looked very out of place here, his…
Interlude: An Excerpt Drewbear (author) 2013-01-30
Excerpt from the transcript of Prometheus Labs board meeting on [DATE REMOVED] CEO, D. del Rey: Now for the next piece of business: Dr. Wondertainment. CFO, A. Anderson: Oh lord, what debacle has…
Interlude: A Special Letter Drewbear (author) 2013-01-30
Document found among the personal effects of D████ W█████, recovered during Operation PURPLE ENVELOPE Dearest Aaron William Coolridge-Yates, You're one of Doctor Wondertainment's absolute bestest…
Interlude: An Exhibition Drewbear (author) 2013-01-30
Photograph of Every Day Is Wednesday Found in 2012, as part of the Library-curated exhibition: Standing on the Shoulders of the Phoenix: Discovery and Rediscovery in Post-Millenial…
Placere Non Trinus Reject (author) 2013-01-30
Sir Ando drew his cloak around him as he prepared to leave the monastery. The large, cobblestone building stood behind him, towering above him and his horse as he saddled it up. Hastily, he threw the…
Memory of a Memory Dmatix (author) 2013-01-30
Sakarn Var Surten was being talked to, and didn’t care for it one bit. To be honest, it wasn't so much the talking to he minded, it was the fact he didn't understand a word of what the mustachioed…
Interlude - The Faraday Girls rumetzen (author) 2013-01-30
“Shit shit shit,” said Donna. She was late for school. Stupid alarm had gone off an hour late, and now she was going to have to walk. “Shit,” she said again as she opened her closet and ruffled…
Finding The Machine Fantem (author) 2013-01-30
We were prepared for war. It was obvious our mission was important from the start. Oftentimes, a manager or vice president would send their good graces before a mission, but seeing you was a rare…
Primo Gustu Color PaladinFoster (author) 2013-01-30
* **CoolGuy95 has joined #post-phenomart Welcome to Post-Phenom Art - RULES: www.pastebin.com/GHeXgyQW | Topic: Non-Euclidean Sculptures: Overdone or Underdone? Topic set by TheEntirePolishArmy on Sat…
Pieces of Mind Vivax (author) 2013-01-30
I remember my birth. There were flashes of life before I was born. Self was the first. Quorum was the second. Fight and Flight arrived together. I was aware but unaware until the day of my birth. I…
There Was One, There Was Not One Gaffney (author) 2013-01-30
What happened to the boy? The children started intently at their older brother over the fire. Why, he was eaten by the Lion that Stalks the Night, of course. Each of his limbs was eaten by one its…
They Will Leave Us With a Shaken Earth Vezaz (author) 2013-01-30
From Bernard Fall's article New Technology and a Familiar Strategy in Viet-Nam, published on December 28th, 1966. A desperate fight broke out on the far side of McNamara’s Plaza just as I sat down…
Duty Rain42 (author) 2013-01-30
Dr. Herrero walked slowly along the empty white corridor, like a condemned to the scaffold. His footsteps echoed on the cold walls, while several cameras observed him from the ceiling. He knew that he…
Text of a Condolence Letter - Federal Bureau of Investigation, Unusual Incidents Unit DrClef (author) 2013-01-30
[INSERT OFFICIAL FBI LETTERHEAD HERE] Federal Bureau of Investigation United States Department of Justice Washington, DC. [DATE] Dear [RECIPIENT], I am writing to you today to express my great sorrow…
Deus Vult Smapti (author) 2013-01-30
The full moon shone brightly upon the dense canopy of the virgin forest, faint beams of moonlight reaching through to the earth below. A gentle summer's breeze raked the treetops, warming the…
Saturday Night SCP Showdown Smapti (author) 2013-01-31
I'm Vince McMahon. I'm Gorilla Monsoon. And I'm Bobby 'the Brain' Heenan. We've got a sold-out crowd here tonight at the Tacoma Dome this lovely Saturday night, February 17th, 1991, ladies and…

February 2013


Title Author Created
"Apakht" thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-01
In the sublevels of Site 10, Dr. Yara Mirski raised the gemstone to the light with a gloved hand, in a gesture she'd repeated a hundred times before. She admired its black contours, broken up by the…
The Gate Opens thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-01
Yahweh awoke in His human form in His room at Site 17, knowing that the hour had arrived. In an instant, He was at Site 0. The personnel in the control room, some half asleep, leapt to their feet as…
Revelation thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-01
Yahweh walked into the Valley, more astonished than He could ever remember feeling. An astonishment beyond words. He had never been at a loss for words. The Valley His Valley was crowded. A…
RE: Eskobar (author) 2013-02-01
ck from our music break, we'll do our weekly segment Tuesday Update with Researcher James, where we bring everyone's favorite researcher live on-air to discuss the, uh, goings-on around the…
Special Assets DrClef (author) 2013-02-01
Saint Helene's Hospital didn't appear on any maps. You couldn't Google it or look it up in the Yellow Pages. The only way to find it was to know that it was there. Extracting himself and his packages…
The Good of the Other Djoric (author) 2013-02-02
Nota Bene: It would behoove you to read Shepherds, Second Watch, and People Look East before reading this tale. Mechanoid Moloch! Moloch the mighty maw! Gnawing Moloch! Sawing Moloch! Moloch the…
Eden Snowshoe (author) 2013-02-03
I remember the warmth. That is the first thing I recall. The light was there as well, the soft orange glow of a dying star. But the warmth… It cannot be easily described. It is nothing like the cold…
Antediluvian Wogglebug (author) 2013-02-03
I walk. The Elder had always spoken so greatly of this day to me. He said that on the day on which a boy sets out, alone, to the top of the island, he begins his journey into manhood. I can feel the…
Green Pawn JanitorialSnail (author) 2013-02-03
Site-40 A young boy walked lazily around Site 40, watching brooding soldiers and overworked scientists make their daily rounds. He was a janitor, with access only to what he needed to fix, and the…
Life in the Multiverse Ihp (author) 2013-02-03
Portal's stabilized. You're good to go. Say hi to 507 if you see him. The operator of the portal chuckled at his joke. Trevor Bailey stepped through the portal to F-601432-Gamma; he emerged in the…
All Things Considered Photosynthetic (author) 2013-02-03
EXCERPT FROM TRANSCRIPT: All Things Considered , WOSU 89.7, 28 Jan 2013 16:05 ALISHA CLARK, HOST: While the President works to stem unrest in the Middle East, NASA is talking with people from an…
Six Little Mice Pig_catapult (author) 2013-02-03
Six little mice scampered 'cross the floor Eddy, are you seriously reading the news right now? I look up from my copy of TIME to glare at Justin. Come on, man. This Hartle thing's cool, the…
Compromised giant enemy spycrab (author) 2013-02-04
“We’ve got the results back.” “And?” “Three positively compromised, five more with a confidence of 50% or greater.” “Good. Shuffle them around.” “Yes, sir.” Clearance Level GK-5 Eyes Only Special…
Of Blackmail and Bribery Technician Downs (author) 2013-02-04
The door swung open, casting light into the dark room. In the entryway stood an old man. His face was creased with age, blushed red, and wet with tears. His head was bare, whiskers coated his chin,…
Da Capo al Fine DrClef (author) 2013-02-04
On her fifth birthday, Sigurrós Stefánsdóttir looked down at the cake that her foster mother had baked for her and wished that her real parents had never died. She blinked her eyes and found herself…
Parting Roget (author) 2013-02-04
TO: Oklahoma City, OK FROM: Washington D.C John Please come to Washington as soon as it can be arranged. Something has come up, and we're in need of people with your skills to assist. This is a matter…
The End Gaffney (author) 2013-02-04
The two figures met each other as they always did, by the sofas. Both seemed to flicker, their outlines faded and blurry. As always happened, the short one began the speech. Hail, Myala, King of…
Foreign Aid Drewbear (author) 2013-02-05
Maria Nwosu wiped the sweat from her face as she waited outside the village, a strong breeze blowing her colorful skirt against her legs. She shaded her eyes as she looked across the veldt, trying to…
Prelude: A Terminus Drewbear (author) 2013-02-05
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today I wish, I wish he'd go away -Antigonish, by Hughes Mearns, 1899 He looked at himself in the mirror and inspected his…
Postlude: A Terminus Drewbear (author) 2013-02-05
She looked at herself in the mirror and inspected her uniform for the day. Gray cloche hat, unadorned; gray dress suit, well-tailored; white shirt, pressed and starched; black scarf, tight as a…
Research Notes Of RJ Tellar Arlecchino (author) 2013-02-05
As much as I wanted Professor Award-Waver-One-Proud-Accomplishment-So-Flaunt-It-Until-I-Die to choke on his own vomit, some of the stupid habits stuck with me. Pen and paper help me think, so writing…
A Child to Teach Pixeltasim (author) 2013-02-05
It relaxed for a moment, savoring the moment. It liked to have some leeway, and little children afraid of the dark gave it plenty. It wondered what it should do this time, pull it under the bed? No……
Interlude - Scenes From the Fall Vivax (author) 2013-02-05
Two siblings, a brother and sister, were playing in a garden among the vine-blanketed trellises and burbling streams that their mother had so dedicated herself to cultivating. The two siblings were…
Storm Front Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-05
The intruder appears to her as she kneels on a sloping, angular plane, of waving, waist-high red grass. Her field notebooks flutter, their pages fan back, and the grass is blown back in concentric…
Awakenings thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-05
They came from beyond the world, from over the world, from under the world. They came from inside the stars and from behind the rain. They came from the known lands and they came from the secret…
The White Horse (The Conqueror With The Golden Crown) thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-05
Yahweh walked through a wheat field in the southwestern part of the Jezreel Valley, restless. He had not stayed much longer in the other Valley, His Valley. It had been entirely too disturbing. A…
Changes at Site-18 Faminepulse (author) 2013-02-05
☦Site-18 refit to house overflow of Safe objects.☦ July 28th, 1976 - Disinformation Site-18 “Good evening Mr. Mayreder.” Sanders spoke in tired tones as she walked into the fat, balding man’s…
The Red Horse (The Ironic Metaphor) Dexanote (author) 2013-02-05
And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great…
The End of History Vezaz (author) 2013-02-05
November 9th, 1989. East Berlin. The last time it will ever be called that. At a press conference announcing new, more liberal travel regulations for the German Democratic Republic, unprepared…
The Truth Is Out There Silberescher (author) 2013-02-05
Gilbert Buchs had a little game that he played in his free time lately: he sat in front of his computer, played one of his old New World Order Exposed videos, opened a bottle of bourbon, and then took…
Interlude: An Internal Memo Regarding a Theft Dexanote (author) 2013-02-05
Below are provided the documents you requested. Log of breach at Site 62 on ██/██/████. ██/██/██, 0134 HOURS: Unknown entity manifests outside Site 62's main entrance. Security personnel panic and…
Rising Tide Wogglebug (author) 2013-02-06
In the very bowels of the earth, up against the hard heat of the rocks and the cool of the abyssal water, emerges a creature of born of darkness and stone. Covered in spines of rock and mud-brown…
Misnomer Communism will win (author) 2013-02-06
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed                                                                                                                             Site 23, Delhi, India. November 22,…
Under the Sea Roget (author) 2013-02-06
I must tell you this now, as I am growing old and the knowledge cannot die with me. The world as you know it is wrong. We are all passengers in a great craft, from which we will one day be released. I…
Audio of War Salman Corbette (author) 2013-02-06
Audio Transcript 1035 Welcome to Site-76 It is here in the vast Egyptian desert that we keep many confiscated anomalous objects we find the two great superpowers of the world clutching onto, and it…
Anno Domino Rioghail (author) 2013-02-06
December 1st, 2081 Access: Record of extranormal events and object retrievals Enter password: Access: Record for Site-466 retrieval agents. Enter password: *Access**: Records dated November, 2081. …
As Time Draws Near Wilt does not match any existing user name (author) 2013-02-06
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             Diviner Anzak, if you'd please join me on the stage? Anzak…
The Black Horse (The Crawling Sea) Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-06
And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a day's wage, and three…
The Bloody Autumn Dexanote (author) 2013-02-06
Agent Mathews awoke to the sound of gunfire. Then laughter. Chilling, inhuman laughter, filling the air from everywhere. Mathews had fallen asleep at his post, the radio tower several yards away from…
The Pale Horse (The Wayward Children) thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-06
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with…
Last Words From Svalbard Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-06
They turned their eyes away, at the blast, then looked back to see a frosted mushroom cloud rapidly seeding out from the remains of the site. The three passengers, in the cramped main compartment,…
The Executions of Doctor Bright DrEverettMann (author) 2013-02-06
Bright knew it had gone wrong when the trucks eased into position on either side of his van. حزب الخلافة was spraypainted on the sides. He knew he was in big trouble when he saw the men in the beds…
Ganymede thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-06
Erichthonius begat Tros, king of the Trojans, and Tros had three noble sons, Ilus, Assaracus, and Ganymede who was comeliest of mortal men; wherefore the gods carried him off to be Jove's cupbearer,…
Joseon Arlecchino (author) 2013-02-06
Eun Mi suppressed a yawn as she walked along, silently wishing she was still in bed. The Great Leader (the second Great Leader, which was strange considering the old one seemed sure he'd live forever)…
Stirrings Skara Brae (author) 2013-02-06
Freddie Jones tramped over spongy ground with a gun in one hand and a split stick in the other. He was making enough noise to scare off any wild thing within a half mile radius, but he didn’t have a…
Indigo Eyes CthulhuBear (author) 2013-02-08
ATTACHED DOCUMENTS: Pages recovered from a journal in the forests of the Yukon Territory. JANUARY 7, 19██ I’ve just received word from my superiors regarding my new stationing. I’m to be stationed…
Have A Heart Gargus (author) 2013-02-12
SCP-173 looked at the ground of its cell. As always, it was strewn with blood and shit, along with the corpses of the most recent cleanup team. However, on this day, something different lay upon the…
Daylight Come azzleflux (author) 2013-02-13
Hey Mista Tallyman, tally me banana. Daylight come, and me wan' go home. Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day-ay-o. Daylight come, and me wan' go home. The little girl…
The Place Where Two Rivers Meet Djoric (author) 2013-02-13
Salah felt as if he was about to vomit butterflies. He was married. He was a married man, sitting next to his wife, a big smile on his face. This was a thing that had happened. The actual wedding had…
Breakfast For Dinner Djoric (author) 2013-02-13
Seriously you need to read The Place Where Two Rivers Meet first Salah opened the door, and thanked God almighty that he was finally home. He hung his jacket on the hook and slipped his shoes off….
Doublehorses DrBerggren (author) 2013-02-13
Personnel sketch of Dr. Jacobs. Dr. Jacobs stood at the head of the boardroom, advancing through a slideshow as he gave his presentation. Projected on the screen was a photograph of a somewhat…
Prometheans Roget (author) 2013-02-14
Senior Researcher L. Byron(aka Kraito ) SCP Researcher and Telepathy Specialist. Security Class: 3 Duties: Research of Telepathic anomalies, Objects recovered in the field, SCP containment doctrine…
Salut d'Amour Zyn (author) 2013-02-15
Another couple came to visit today. The man played a piece I’d never heard before, perhaps slow jazz; he wasn’t too much of a pianist, so I helped him out. He just needed to relax his wrists and get…
Tolerance Dmatix (author) 2013-02-16
At half past five, it began to rain. Brother Raymond of Baskerville was trudging his way back from the Achrenite compound, his boots sucking on the mud of the fertile fields surrounding it. The…
Meeting Of The Minds Roget (author) 2013-02-17
Masipag sat in the sterile briefing room, her expression of slightly nervous boredom mirrored by Fritz, Cyrus, and Kulzn. Kraito stood at the front of the rooms only table, fiddling with a black…
The Circle Opens rumetzen (author) 2013-02-19
Night comes in early in Orinsville. The sun rises at seven AM exactly, every day, and by two PM has already begun its slow descent behind the mountains. Come four, it's fully dark. The only light…
The Tick Tock Gospel Djoric (author) 2013-02-21
Gilgamesh roamed the wilderness, and cried bitterly over his friend Enkidu. “I am going to die! – Am I not like Enkidu? I fear death, and now roam the wilderness. I will set out to the land of faraway…
Psychiatric Profile For Researcher Lee Byron Roget (author) 2013-02-21
CONFIDENTIAL PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION, DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. Name: Lee Kraito Byron Clearance: Level 3 Location: Site-19 Date of Birth: 09/18/1959 Age: 49 years, 11 months Dates of Testing: █-18-██,…
Rough Beast zaratustra (author) 2013-02-22
Book of Movements, Third Gear: 00:01:00 And God was torn into six parts, and those parts were sent to the edges of the world, so that none that knew Its name might recover them. 00:02:00 The parts…
Now... This Gaffney (author) 2013-02-23
Three weeks into a possible future THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT. THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. RANDI KAYE, CNN ANCHOR: From CNN world headquarters in Atlanta, this is EARLY…
Nor Gloom Of Night Shall Stay Djoric (author) 2013-02-23
It was a dark and stormy dawn, with a sky of wet slate. Rain poured down the window, as it had for the last six hours. The clock on the wall said 7:04. Salah hadn’t slept since that time yesterday….
Last Days at Camp Ihp (author) 2013-02-23
All right, Campers! Who hasn't fed Big Bear yet? We can't go to bed until Big Bear's nice and full! At the back of the dining hall, a shy little girl held up her hand. She hadn't said a word since…
Awakenings, Part Two Communism will win (author) 2013-02-24
She was looking kind of dumb                                                                                                                             The man sniffed as the scent of ozone, which…
Sede Vacante Smapti (author) 2013-02-25
To His Grace, Angelo Sodano, Dean of the College of Cardinals, Cardinal-Bishop of Albano, Cardinal-Bishop of Ostia, Cardinal-Priest of Santa Maria Nuova; And to His Grace, Tarcisio Bertone, Cardinal…
Children Of Doubt Roget (author) 2013-02-26
My sons have left me. I was once a proud father of five boys, each with their own great ambitions and plans. As our days went by, the sound of them whispering their plans was sometimes all I could…
The Price of Knowledge REDbluewhiteyellow (author) 2013-02-27
Blood has long been regarded as an important part of our rituals. Its powers and properties have been extensively studied by many famous priests. Among the first was the Holy Father Dichardu of Himay,…
For Elise MisterKillam (author) 2013-02-27
Elise was my only thought. I meant nothing but to have her. I started with one, one of me, alone in everything, nothing else entering my world but me and a ham radio set, airwaves singing my thoughts…
A Slumber Did My Spirit Seal Dmatix (author) 2013-02-27
To the Parents of Sergeant Johnathan Percy, It is with the deepest regret that we inform you that your son has fallen in the line of duty this Monday, the 12th of August. Due to the sensitivity of the…
The Root Of All Knowledge Jekeled (author) 2013-02-28
To my dear friends. Thomas. Agnes. Jason. Jeremy. I am dying. I know this comes as a sorrow for some, a boon for others, and a shock for all, but I feel now is the right time to announce this. The…

March 2013


Title Author Created
Capone Fantem (author) 2013-03-01
I was scared when I first saw him. It happened just as you told me: the messages, the pictures, seeing him around every corner afterwards. I was so young; who wouldn't have lost it? William sighed….
Iteration 0 FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-03-01
In his hands, Dr. Thaddeus Xyank held the future. And that made him smile. It was a lump of gray metal, cool to the touch, with a laser etched serial number, a portrait of George Washington, and a UPC…
Of Politics Technician Downs (author) 2013-03-04
David entered the apartment block, covering his mouth with a soiled silk rag. It did not help much; his lungs itched and burned from the dense haze that blanketed the city, which served as a constant…
Ennui Gargus (author) 2013-03-04
On ██/██/████, SCP-1733's test log was found to have accumulated several █████ more viewings. Upon discovery, the video was going through what is estimated to be the █████ playback. Most of the video…
Playing God Rikks (author) 2013-03-05
To whom it may concern, First and foremost, I would like to offer congratulations to each and every member of staff working here. When I set out upon that gravel path, I never once thought we could…
The Exalted Drewbear (author) 2013-03-05
Journal Entry, September the Twentieth, the Year of our Lord, Eighteen Ninety-One I have encountered the most marvelous thing at the lakehouse! There is a winding closed path there that slopes ever…
Sacrifice Zyn (author) 2013-03-08
“They’re genetically identical to non-anomalous European honey bees.” Dr. Kiryu removed his glasses and tossed them onto his desk, sighing. An unexpected interception of a Marshall, Carter, and Dark…
In a Yellow Wood CollegeCop (author) 2013-03-08
He finished his day like he usually did - he closed his notebook, exited the lab and took the short walk to the gate. As he passed through, he gave a wave to the guard on duty, turned right and began…
Plumbing Dr Gears (author) 2013-03-09
This was stupid. It was a stupid idea, thought up by stupid people, in stupid, safe offices. Agent Two looked around slowly, letting his flashlight play over the walls, one of the only items the…
Mint And Clay Esoau (author) 2013-03-13
Everything has wants, has a need to be better. I am happy to assist. The creator, he wanted to create things and to make better things. He made me to be his tool. He needed only his hands and mind to…
Fields Of Green Drewbear (author) 2013-03-13
A voice echoed from the intercom set flush in the ceiling. Okay, boys. This is the last of the food flavoring trials. Swallow the pills you've been given, then fill out one of the forms with what you…
Bugs giant enemy spycrab (author) 2013-03-14
Given a continuous vector field on the surface of a sphere, there must be at least one point on the field where the vector is equal to zero. Put another way, if you have a sphere which is covered in…
Agricola In Insula Est Poeta Djoric (author) 2013-03-15
The car started. “Trampled Under Foot” blasted from the speakers. “Agk, sorry!” Mary-Ann twisted the volume dial down. She waved at the figure in the living-room window, put the car in reverse and…
Game Day Part 3: Synchronous Roget (author) 2013-03-16
Murphy stumbled through the darkened corridor, trying and somewhat succeeding at avoiding the debris that was strewn across the floor. Behind him, indistinct voices still called out, searching for…
One Must Imagine Him Happy Ajoutezen (author) 2013-03-16
The Plateau, Once more, I begin this entry with new found life. It’s felt like centuries since I’ve taken a breath with my own lungs. For the past twenty-odd years, if you can really call them that,…
Preaching To The Choir Roget (author) 2013-03-18
Director Cyrus knew that Fritz was watching him as he shuffled through a filing cabinet. He made a mental note to have a serious discussion with whomever had filed these things in an ass-backwards…
In the End: Monkey Business TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
On a shelf, in an office, three little monkeys sit in a locked box. They've been there for years, never moving, only doing their job. Now Now something is different. They are different. Once more,…
In the End: Rawhide TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
Al woke up suddenly, unsure why. Something, something there, on the edge of knowing Was it another breakthrough? They came to him so often in his dreams. He blamed the object, although Robert would…
In the End: Europe TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
It's almost time. Allen kept his hand on the button, and his eyes glued to the monitor. He was alone in the booth, the same as an unknown number of compatriots. The system had been designed so that…
Fading Gargus (author) 2013-03-21
Needle needle in my neck Weird clear stuff pumping through it Who are you people What are you doing Where is my son Rubble all around me. Where am I? The mall? I think that's where we were, but…
In the End: Elite TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
Pain. Pain, and fire, and then peace. For a long time, she remembered the peace. There was a light, so beautiful and calm, that she drifted towards. Her parents, though, her parents would miss her,…
The Written God azzleflux (author) 2013-03-22
Roger Legrand crumpled up the fifth text-filled sheet and rocketed it towards the wastebin. Why can't I fucking write today? He bent over his desk and ran his fingers through his hair, resting his…
The Word and the Wolf azzleflux (author) 2013-03-22
Author's Note: You might want to read The Written God before reading this tale. There was certainly peace and happiness for a while; yet, as the people know, evil is unavoidable. There was a…
Letters to a Prophet Dmatix (author) 2013-03-24
Document 16265-15719-A Foreword: The following column was recovered after being published in a number of national newspapers (for a full list, see Document 1626-1678-B) and raising suspicion in the…
What Lies Ahead Tanhony (author) 2013-03-24
Agent Silas walked through the bazaar, taking special care not to touch any of the passers-by. You heard stories about people coming down with horrible diseases after spending a day in a Luna market….
Attack of the Keter Skeeters! Ihp (author) 2013-03-25
The date is April 2nd, 2012. The place: the quaint town of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. Observe. Here, we have a member of the SCP Foundation driving to work from his apartment in town. Site 87 is big…
The Horizon Blues Dmatix (author) 2013-03-27
At the start of each day, place a new patch on a part of your body between the neck and the waist. Put the patch on a new spot each day to lessen skin irritation. Do not use for a period longer than…

April 2013


Title Author Created
Alternate Hypotheses Roget (author) 2013-04-02
We gotta keep our own, don't we? That's what my dear Momma always said. If ya got something earned, or somethin' that's yours, keep it safe. Don't let any o' them outside peepers come creepin' in,…
Four Seconds, Low Pitched ksaid (author) 2013-04-06
An extended siren for fifteen seconds meant fire. A continuous siren meant evacuation. Three short sirens meant a lock down, and two short sirens followed by an extended siren was a bomb threat….
Tenebrae TroyL (author) 2013-04-12
It had started when he remembered his name. That was the point at which the pieces of the puzzle started to snap back together. That was the problem with amnestics, though. Echoes of memories still…
Green-Gray Anaxagoras (author) 2013-04-13
It's been two weeks since the lights went out. Two weeks to the day, to the hour, to the minute. I remember every instant of it. I remember everything. That's one gift from Prometheus. The locked,…
Letters to a Prophet #2: Scry Harder Dmatix (author) 2013-04-14
Warning: The following document contains an Et-Class Textual Anomaly (Threat Level-Minor) Document 16265-15719-B After Foundation efforts to track and contain the creator of Document 16265-15719-A…
Unstable Thoughts FaustoV (author) 2013-04-18
It's so cold. This place has always been so cold and dark. Well, not so dark, but it doesn't count for me. I've been here for a long time, and it's so boring. I mostly spend my days walking around….
Nacho Business Roget (author) 2013-04-18
In the Foundation, you can't afford to pull punches. If you make an assumption, expect it to fly back in your face before you can say Skipper . Hell, do you know how many tests they have to run in…
Contact TroyL (author) 2013-04-22
Greetings, Doctor. Before I begin, please know that any attempt to trace this message will lead you to the public wi-fi connection at a McDonalds in Sylvan Lake, Alberta, Canada (a popular vacation…
About Tree Fiddy Gargus (author) 2013-04-23
You know, most folks who think about the ocean usually only think about the surface level. You know, the bright blue areas with all the fish and plant life. Finding Nemo and all that sort of crap….
Enkidu Smapti (author) 2013-04-23
The Epic of Gilgamesh is one of the oldest ones in the book, one of the oldest stories written by the human race (that people these days care to remember, anyway.) It's a story that's been told time…
One Last Punch For The Road Gargus (author) 2013-04-25
Ladies, gentlemen, and other assorted individuals. The time has come for us to die. A great noise erupted from the assembled members of the Shark Punching Center. Some in the audience had known of…
Crossing The Streams Djoric (author) 2013-04-26
“Come on, Clementine’s a great name. Clementine Zairi-Lewitt. Rolls right off the tongue.” Mary-Ann sipped from her iced tea. “Though that doesn’t do us any good if it’s a boy…Sean? Can’t go wrong…

May 2013


Title Author Created
Flower Girl Aelanna (author) 2013-05-02
Blossom was a flower girl who was in fact a flower she worked a shop on Third and Pearl which was in fact her bower A boy walked by and pointed out her status with some laughter and though she smiled…
Little Ones DrBerggren (author) 2013-05-02
The room's dark. Oh, I'm sure there's some light on in here, some brief glint of afternoon sun through the cellar window or some long-gone child's twinkling discarded toy. But for me, the room's dark….
Scrapbooking Aelanna (author) 2013-05-03
Flip. I turn the page back, and it's the two weeks we spent in the Bahamas. We stayed in a beachfront cabin, enjoying every sunset as if it would be our last, caring about nothing except for the touch…
Imposters rumetzen (author) 2013-05-06
They stopped giving me water years ago. Food long before that. They must have realized my time as an Overseer meant I never was in danger of dying. The air feels recycled, just dust drifting through…
Empire of Dirt (Part 1) Djoric (author) 2013-05-10
It was cold. Winter bore down on the black stone spires and slave pits and smokestacks of Daevon in a sheet of frozen lead. Snow and ash had mixed into an indefinable slurry that filled the narrow…
Pilgrimage Roget (author) 2013-05-10
When you're in a position like mine, there is never time to be surprised. Even when each day, I meet new THINGS on my skin to crawl around and smile with my gums, I think thats all there is too see….
Watching Corpses Randomini (author) 2013-05-13
I don't quite remember the first time, but my parents told me about it. I would have been about 5? Probably 5 or 6, yeah. It was one of my friends' dad. I just ran away screaming to the teacher about…
The Man Comes Around Dmatix (author) 2013-05-14
-Effective immediately. Until a suitable replacement can be appointed, Lieutenant Hammersmith will serve as the interim Director of Project Malleus, under our direct supervision. You could have at…
The Young Man Dr Gears (author) 2013-05-15
Nobody could like Corporal Lawrence. That's not to say that nobody tried, or that he was somehow unfriendly, merely that he was one of those few that seemed to be “wired” differently. However, in the…
Empire Of Dirt (Part 2) Djoric (author) 2013-05-15
The artist called Curix Noan smiled as she watched the slaves shuffled out from their carts through the slush of her courtyard. Fresh bodies from Ab-Leshal’s conquest of the west lined up before her,…
No More Dmatix (author) 2013-05-17
I'm sorry to use your name like that. It's a cheap trick, and not even an original one at that, but it's a way to get attention. And I need your attention. I need you to hear this. Consider, if you…
A-C Sharp-E Jekeled (author) 2013-05-18
Introduction from The Civilisation of the Daevas Since the dissolution of SCP Mobile Task Force Omega-7, I have embarked on a study of the culture of the Daevas civilisation spurred on by the lack of…
Opening Night PeppersGhost (author) 2013-05-19
The circus died a painful death some time ago                                                                                                                             You still see them here and…
Agent Brown and the Case of the Missing Amulet Roget (author) 2013-05-19
It was a perfectly perfect day at the SCP Foundation's 19th Site. There were anomalous butterflies flying, and laughing personnel catching them in titanium butterfly nets. The Telekill containment…
Empire Of Dirt (Part 3) Djoric (author) 2013-05-20
Daevon burned. Smoke blotted out a cold and uncaring sun as the streets flooded with feasting flesh and screaming gristle. The slave pits burned, the manors and gardens burned, the plazas swarmed with…
The Settling Ash Djoric (author) 2013-05-21
In light of the containment breach at Site-36 early this morning, it has been decided by this administrative committee the Horizon Initiative has acted in violation to the terms of the…
Ready, Willing Communism will win (author) 2013-05-22
with her finger and her thumb                                                                                                                             With chains and rocks and twenty locks, The…
Dust in the Wind PeppersGhost (author) 2013-05-27
1929 changed everything in the twinkling of an eye                                                                                                                             I close my eyes. I've…

June 2013


Title Author Created
Playing with Flames Ihp (author) 2013-06-09
The Foundation really isn't comfortable with using terms like magic . We know that magic exists, but calling it that implies that it can't be explained by quantifiable, scientific means. For example,…
Long Live The King Roget (author) 2013-06-12
My name is Dr. King, and you know what I hate more than anything ever invented by mankind? Apple seeds. They have always been the bane of my miserable existence. God damn, piece of shit apple seeds….
Ignition, Part One- The Artists Vincent_Redgrave (author) 2013-06-17
Mrowrrrr. Was it already morning? Ahmad grunted as he felt a familiar furry paw bat at his nose and chin while he attempted to catch a few extra moments of sleep. Trying to prevent the genocide of…
Local Legends Ihp (author) 2013-06-18
Let me tell you about the Goatman, children. Baby Bone Bridge, Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. The old stone bridge is decrepit, nearly falling apart. The only people who come out here nowadays are foolish…
Four Tines Blind Pig_catapult (author) 2013-06-22
Feet climb nine steps and four Feet bring him to my door Hands pry pine wide Push chair aside Begins to chide I cannot hide Hand grimes a glass of wine Hand grasps a fork and knife I whine and cry I…

July 2013


Title Author Created
Cut Up While Thinking SRegan (author) 2013-07-13
They wake me up in the middle of the night. I think it's the middle of the night. Their faces are scared, and I wonder if the Russians have finally started bombing. I'm ready, I say. I'm ready. Just…
Incident 239-Abridged Ihp (author) 2013-07-19
This report is STUPID. All people involved in it are complete and utter weirdos. On ██-██-████, Dr. A. Clef made the following recommendation on the log re: SCP-239 Let me get this straight: we've…
No Sooner Spoken Than Broken Castle_Bravo (author) 2013-07-21
He lay in the bath tub, toes gently splashing along the water line in an absent minded way. He liked his tub. Its hot water comforted him, as it had since he was a boy. He reflected on the evening…
Interlude: New Toys Dexanote (author) 2013-07-23
It had been a dark and bloody night. A veritable parade of horror had descended on a small Midwestern town, led by a shambling, laughing, singing fiend playing a flute made of bone. Now, at dawn, the…
Learning Captain Cain (author) 2013-07-27
For merchants, the place to be was Kalefheit, Heart of Kalef. Fables of the stupid rich, buying relics for ten times what they were worth, and of poor men, who went from starving to retiring in the…
There Between the Trees Vezaz (author) 2013-07-31
My Duchess Louise, The riches which I have recovered for you are the very least I owe to one who has so often bankrolled my travels, yet vanish into insignificance against the wonders which cannot be…

August 2013


Title Author Created
Final Regrets Aelanna (author) 2013-08-03
Regret had existed since time immemorial, since the first mind capable of reflecting upon its actions took a moment to consider the consequences of its decisions. With each passing generation, as…
Automata Et Cetera Ihp (author) 2013-08-03
The clockworks on display in the temple were the culmination of many years of hard work by the craftsman. Years of hard, diligent work, many prayers to the god of the forge, innumerable cuts and…
Out of Time Garrey (author) 2013-08-05
William E. Boeing found himself on a couch in his study, where moments before he had been a happy child near a seashore. He got up infirmly and slowly started making his way from the first floor where…
No One Like You Gaffney (author) 2013-08-06
I pull the car into the driveway and keep the engine on. My hand hovers over the key and I try to screw up my courage, knowing I'll never do it. Just go, the little voice says, just drive and drive…
Breath, Pulse, Blood, Spine Dmatix (author) 2013-08-07
Dec 20th There's nothing quite like spending the holiday season in a non-crucial Foundation site. Were I still working at 17 I doubt I'd even notice, but you can't really miss it here in 346. All…
And the Winner Is... Smapti (author) 2013-08-09
Before I announce the winner, Assistant Site Director Edmunds said to the small group of researchers gathered in Site 73's cafeteria, I'd just like to thank and congratulate all of you for…
Skipping Time Roget (author) 2013-08-10
So, before we start, can I please have your name? The still, pale man seated before me paused to take a breath, and slowly moved his eyes towards me. His eyes were slower now, and I'd been told he…
The O5 Orientation Anborough (author) 2013-08-10
I was there. I was there when a man ripped through five steel doors and tore men in half with his bare hands. I was there when horrible things erupted from a plane in mid-flight and set the sane world…
New Age - Book I: "Cells" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Prelude Chapter One: Cells Chapter Two: You Have The Body Chapter Three: Transfers Chapter Four: Lighter Chapter Five: Learners Prelude This is how it…
New Age - Book II: "Mr Brightside" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Six: Breach Chapter Seven: The Necessary Illusion Intermission Chapter Eight: Mr Brightside Chapter Nine: Safe as Houses Chapter Ten: The Wedge …
New Age - Book III: "Gunning for the Buddha" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Eleven: Breakers Interlude II Chapter Twelve: Foundations Chapter Thirteen: Breakdown Chapter Fourteen: Keagan and the Bomb Chapter Fifteen: Gunning for…
Surveyor Aelanna (author) 2013-08-10
Senior Agent Jehr stretched as the secretary paged his commanding officer, taking the time to enjoy his first real elbow room in six months. While the survey cutters used by the Foundation had…
Older Roads Faminepulse (author) 2013-08-11
☦Eldricht masters of probability. SCP-1855.☦ Before time, a group of construction workers found a space in the infinite nether and decided that one day, a teenage human should need to drive through…
I'll See You Next Time Anborough (author) 2013-08-12
Hello, I am Agent Tyler; what is your name? Hi, I'm Agent Tyler. So, what's your name? Ellen Jones. Do you remember how you got here? How did you arrive at this location? He brought me here. …
Worn Captain Cain (author) 2013-08-13
All that was left was the waste, and in the waste there was nothing. Deserts spanned the Earth, and in one there was a cavern, and at the mouth was a pillar of stone. It was hardly a shape anymore,…
Pockets Faminepulse (author) 2013-08-15
☦An old man's shadow. SCP-106.☦ Someplace, in a dirty, damp basement, there sat a figure in a rocking chair. A hanging lantern swung directly over the figure's bald head, dimly reflecting itself on…
Absolute Self-Control Doctor Whiteface does not match any existing user name (author) 2013-08-15
I don't care. No, in all seriousness. That's the answer to your question. I don't care. Apathy is stronger body armor than anything else. Why should I care that there's a damned great lizard running…
Ginger Roget (author) 2013-08-19
It can get boring, to man the store all by yourself. Mr. Scheffeld stepped out for his fifth smoke break today, says he thinks I do a good job with the responsibility. Maybe he'll consider giving me a…
Old Kansas Sector 1: Farmhouse Faminepulse (author) 2013-08-19
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Allan had closed the shutters that night due to the swarms, and slept restlessly through…
Bronze DrBerggren (author) 2013-08-19
There was a cataclysmic reshuffling of the deck. Something very far away had been broken, first on that most basal of structural scales — the atomic nucleus — and then on a much more macroscopic and…
How Tightly The Coils Squeeze Roget (author) 2013-08-20
September 18th, 2160 - Within the Wanderer's Library The night-time is late, and very down. No early morning brightness peeking from the borders of the moon's domain. Just a permanent, thick gray,…
It Always Has Been, It Always Has Not Been Djoric (author) 2013-08-20
Vasvis Ten-Fold Reaper stepped out of the shower, and spread her arms wide. Water dripped down onto the floor as spindly metal arms whirred out from the smooth white walls, drying pads working their…
The Deep End FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-08-20
… On the table there behind the glass, time was about to break. Thad smiled cautiously as numbers flew past his vision and he checked the math again and again and again. It should work—or rather, it…
UnScience Ihp (author) 2013-08-21
Explain to me the appeal of this, John. Dr. Reese leaned on the counter as she waited for the popcorn to finish. I mean, those shows are just so trashy not a shred of scientific fact behind them. …
Old Kansas Sector ~ 2: Tabloid Faminepulse (author) 2013-08-21
☦Allan reads a dusty old tabloid.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA The organizations that were responsible for dealing with the monsters came into public view a long time…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 3: Walking Sticks Faminepulse (author) 2013-08-23
☦Allan torments the Changed people of Kansas.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Historians dubbed the in-between age where humans were still struggling to exist as the…
A Poem for Nobody Kuroiten (author) 2013-08-23
It wasn't his drink from the party Where the tranquilizers were hid, The cocktail on the cocktail napkin Is what gently closed the lid. What's one more reveler out cold In a culture of thrills and…
Irrational Zyn (author) 2013-08-23
Dr. Kiryu hummed absentmindedly, prodding the back of his assistant’s chair with his foot. The assistant in question gave a long-suffering sigh of annoyance. “Mark, what are you doing?” “Practicing my…
The Lonely Road Dr Cuddles (author) 2013-08-23
Whether one passes on or remains is all the same. That you can take no one with you is the only difference. -From the death poem of Tokugawa Ieyasu Another world, another life, another name. I like…
The Price We Pay Dmatix (author) 2013-08-25
It is over. There are but a few of us left, and it is good. Our purpose in this world was to protect it from things it could not understand, things that defied comprehension, things that we all…
CryogenChaos' Comment Tales CryogenChaos (author) 2013-08-26
Over the years, I, CryogenChaos, have posted several short supplements to tales and forum threads in the form of comments on said articles and threads. These micro tales , as they were, have…
The Killer Chaoseed (author) 2013-08-29
The sun, at last. How long had it been? Yellow and weak though the sun was, it gazed up at the star with pleasure, letting the light fill its eyes. Only one actually saw, of course. That had been the…
Those Thin, Penultimate Hours Djoric (author) 2013-08-30
Bishop of New Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of the Americas, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the West, Sovereign…
Facts Concerning Team 15 of Chapterhouse 4 and the Black Book Ihp (author) 2013-08-30
In other worlds far less queer than our own, the Necronomicon is, to some, an everyday part of life. Researchers at Miskatonic University in the fictional Arkham, Massachusetts, pore over it almost…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Still? TroyL (author) 2013-08-30
What? You again? I thought we'd taken care of this. Didn't you read the others? The other stories and tales? There was the one with the children who swallowed up their father when he didn't sing them…
Faith and Knighthood Nighkos (author) 2013-08-31
A Templar Knight is truly a fearless knight, and secure on every side, for his soul is protected by the armour of faith, just as his body is protected by the armour of steel. He is thus doubly armed,…

September 2013


Title Author Created
Golden Horde Blues Vezaz (author) 2013-09-02
Look, I'm going to level with you: the Romans perfected time travel. Did it some time around 107 BC. Somehow, between reorganizing the army and becoming consul, Marius found the time, no pun intended,…
Leafers FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-09-05
A rust-covered forest green 1976 Dodge Dart pulled into the parking lot of S C Plastics with a rattle and a shake. With many an unpleasant grinding clackety-clack, the engine cut and the headlights…
Those You Leave Behind DrEverettMann (author) 2013-09-09
Part One His mother often said his father was York. But she was kept so drugged by the high priestesses that she rarely knew who her callers were, and other times, she said his father was a blind…
The Blind Leading Vezaz (author) 2013-09-10
Is the Hornet for You? An Exciting New Offer from the Seeing Eye First encountered by Foundation personnel in northern Michigan, 1988. Primary containment significantly hindered by recovering MTF's…
His Kind Eyes Anborough (author) 2013-09-10
I can't feel my legs. I vaguely remember I have them as I keep climbing with my arms. I wouldn't be able to go on if not for him. He keeps me company, listens to me, and knows exactly what to say, but…
Paper Pusher Jacob Conwell (author) 2013-09-12
Researcher Clayton stood before the small office door and double-checked to make sure he was in the right place. The room was so out of the way that it looked like it had been built as an…
Footsteps Anborough (author) 2013-09-17
I hated you. I can count every meaningful conversation we ever had on my digits. What I can't count is the number of times they told me how important you were. Government scientist. Indispensable….
We're Sorry DrEverettMann (author) 2013-09-18
Director Samuels, you have often asked me what the ultimate goal of the SCP Foundation is. As I step down, I feel you have the right to know. Our ultimate goal is, and has always been, the…
Smoker Arlecchino (author) 2013-09-18
The Smoker - Marco Mazzoni Will couldn’t explain his own nervousness as he stepped out the back door, across his simple lawn. His children had come to him many times, perturbed by the animals they…
Ailier Zyn (author) 2013-09-21
This would have been the first project she’d have been a part of, the first report her name would be printed in full, not her brother’s, not Dr. Mark Kiryu, no, but somehow the object was proving…
The Worm SnakeoilSage (author) 2013-09-26
Summary of Evidence from Recovery Site V2008-5 Day 14 I think it is important to provide context, so future generations may recognize the urgency of my endeavor. In 1916, I enlisted into His Majesty's…
Tabled Theories Cosbones (author) 2013-09-30
They ate in silence, politely ignoring each other. The Doctor was busy writing away at a pad, so engrossed in his work he was hardly noticing what he was actually eating. The Research Assistant was…

October 2013


Title Author Created
The Princess and the Ogre Crayne (author) 2013-10-18
Agent Jurgen Crayne tried to make as little noise as possible. Right around the corner from where he crouched sat a 6 year-old, playing with her dolls. Her parents had, unbeknownst to her, already…
Piercing The Night Vale Gargus (author) 2013-10-22
The black moon howls as the red sun weeps, and the desert night is beautiful. Welcome to Night Vale Old Woman Josie has recently advised us that the angels do not care for the antics of small…
Dance The Danse Ihp (author) 2013-10-27
Halloween is a special time in Sloth's Pit. It is the time that creatures of the night walk in the day, and the legends of the world dance. The Eight Rings was the biggest- and the only- night club…
Daydreamin Roget (author) 2013-10-27
Daydreams That's all there is anymore. That's all I can have. I'm an all powerful demigod, locked in the chamber of little boy. Do you know where the power goes? It flows out our fingers and out soggy…
New Frontiers Jekeled (author) 2013-10-28
The office buzzed with activity, none of it originating from those who were supposed to be there; the intended occupants had all been knocked out via an anesthetic introduced into the building's…
Person of Interest - Mr. Dark eric_h (author) 2013-10-30
Person of Interest File #D-0012 Name: Mr. Dark Known Aliases: Dark is reported to use many different first names, but apparently never attempts to completely conceal his identity. Description: Reports…

November 2013


Title Author Created
A Keter Kinda Christmas Smapti (author) 2013-11-02
Fade in on a well-appointed living room in a log cabin, with bookshelves, easy chairs, coffee tables, and a green screen in back showing a blazing fireplace and a window through which a snowy winter's…
Surfaces Dmatix (author) 2013-11-04
Matthew Andrews was seated in front of a table. This alone wasn't very unusual, and indeed, the fact that he was seated there didn't cause Matthew any undue concern. The table, located in the…
Successful Cooperation And Partnership Rachell (author)
Gene R (translator)
2013-11-05
Good day, this is Successful Cooperation and Partnership training center, we would like to That was where I hung up. I know that's impolite. It's their job, yada yada - hell, a couple of months…
Who Am I? tretter (author) 2013-11-07
Who am I? I wish I could just tell you. Who am I? I am a curious god. I wanted to discover what made you mortals tick. I was surprised when I found that many of you were immortal. Whether you gained…
wowwee go kill ursefl Randomini (author) 2013-11-13
“Three people have died from your exhibition.” “They signed waivers.” “I’ve got people breathing down my neck, here.” “They all signed waivers. They knew what they were getting into, they were…
Incident 0401-42-III - 'Chornobylska Katastrofa' ComradeChernov (author) 2013-11-13
Name of event: Incident 0401-42-III Report type: After-Action Report Filer of Report: Pyotr Ivashutin, Executive Director of the Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) Date: 1█/0█/198█ Location: City of…
Just a Word to Me Djoric (author) 2013-11-14
Mary-Ann Lewitt stood on the sidewalk outside the church. Mass had just let out, and so the congregation was dispersing out towards the parking lot, with a few people remaining to talk in the…
It Just Shattered Randomini (author) 2013-11-14
“This isn’t structurally possible.” “Well, yes. That’s why we called you. What’s up with it?” “No fucking clue.” Agent Green lit a cigarette and began gesticulating towards the piece. “Can you please…
A Cooler Manifesto Randomini (author) 2013-11-15
“Fuck The Critic.” Ruiz paced in a monochrome hallway, holding a banged-up Betamax recorder in his hand. “This asshole comes into my house, starts critiquing the fucking wallpaper, no sir, no sir, the…
Cart can, Can cart Randomini (author) 2013-11-17
“So you’re saying you found a can?” “Yup.” “And this can is… a Cart?” “Yuuuuup.” “So the can’s a Cart.” “That’s what I’ve been saying.“ “You sure this can isn’t a Can?” “Yeah. The can’s in a cart,…
Time And Relative Dimensions In Containment Protocols TheDuckman (author) 2013-11-18
It all started, if anything can ever be said to have a start, when some brilliant soul, probably an O5, came up with a fantastic, to them, idea for an emergency surveillance station. All you had to do…
Lessons CryogenChaos (author) 2013-11-19
Doctor Langston smiled as he turned to look at the new batch of researchers sent to his department. His eyes darted from face to face: three in total, two women and one man, each of whom couldn’t have…
Portrait of the Artist Von Pincier (author) 2013-11-19
The back of the van was well-lit, if dusty. It reeked of machine oil and determination. Eight people sat in grim silence, their hush punctuated by the rumble of the van over the gravel road and the…
Snip Snip Snip Randomini (author) 2013-11-19
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. “Snip snip. Snip snip snip.” Wilson applied force to his secateurs. The lady’s fingers sheared off awkwardly, shattered bone poking through the flesh….
The Diary of An Author UglyFlower (author) 2013-11-20
Rufus' Diary Day 1 Well it finally happened, I got hired! I actually can’t believe it! Mind you every other studio was interested in me, but obviously not for the right reasons. I mean all they ever…
1914 Vezaz (author) 2013-11-20
We've been playing this game recently the Game, I should say called 1914. Hell of a thing. My buddies Kyle and John, we love history. It's sort of our thing. So when Kyle dug the Game out of his…
A Shift at The Factory TwistedGears (author) 2013-11-21
Anthony lifted his goggles from his eyes. He watched the man working at the nearest conveyor belt. Anthony had never bothered to learn the man's name, despite working with him for almost three years….
Dead End Crayne (author) 2013-11-21
Arkady knew this was the end. He was tired of running and he could recognize a metaphorical dead end when he smacked his metaphorical head into it. Minutes from now, they'd catch up with him. At first…
A Long Ways from Home Pixeltasim (author) 2013-11-21
Transcript of briefing for Mission 453-07-01, Code name Waypoint Begin Transcript Agent Walters, Agent Christensen, have a seat. You both are aware of the situation and have already had your…
Flexibility Randomini (author) 2013-11-23
When we first encountered the Artists, we followed standard procedure. Shoot first, ask questions later, then pass around amnestics like candy at a birthday party. This did not work for long. The…
SCP-000 CryogenChaos (author) 2013-11-23
Ittëm # ŚČР-000 ØbjectX_XClas§: #NULL SpecïÅl ςόЛţДĬЛΜ$%#ll to undefined function PROCEDURES(): Error: Field CONTAINMENT_PROCEDURES does not exist. Ðєš5(rĬρţĬό0n: Internal system error: Field…
Novel Cultivars Randomini (author) 2013-11-24
“I have bred a cultivar of celery that tastes like cheese.” Overgang Dood and Melanoma-on-the-arsehole-of-existence ( Arsehole to her friends) stared at the plate that Joey Tamlin was offering them….
Shady Meetings Randomini (author) 2013-11-25
“You’re the new Clipper, right?” “No, I think the name we’re going with is Snipper, Miss The Director. A lot more snappy. Snippy snappy.” The Snipper winked, clicking his fingers towards the woman…
My Brother The Ape Roget (author) 2013-11-25
Scene: A messy office, home to to one of the Foundation's best and brightest men. Not a big, or a fancy office, but one that gets the job done. We aren't talking about the name on the door. That guy's…
Quintessence Of Dust Randomini (author) 2013-11-27
“What a piece of work is man.” Ruiz stood draped in purple robes. The spotlight shone down, the theatre otherwise coated in black. He was wracked with Hamlet’s madness, profound pain etched in his…
Solvin' Center of Problems TwistedGears (author) 2013-11-27
Dell Conagher could hear the agonizing screams of half his coworkers dying horribly. He solved this problem by removing his traditional hardhat and pulling on a pair of acoustic earmuffs. The…
Assistance for the Boss Lady Djoric (author) 2013-11-28
“Jeremy, you disappoint me.” Doctor Isabel Helga Anastasia Parvati Wondertainment V, PhD1 glowered over her folded fingers. The corgi sitting on her desk smiled back at her, exuding an air of…
Denouement and Epilogue Eskobar (author) 2013-11-28
Act II, Scene II: Negotiation The universe, as it is currently defined by humans, began and will end in ways that are inconceivable to any iteration of humankind that currently exists or will…
And Then What Happened? Randomini (author) 2013-11-29
Agent Tangerine sat listening avidly to Agent Green’s tale. “And then what happened?” “Well, apparently she went to school with Duchamp.” “Seriously?” “Yup. Hell of a coincidence. The boys drugged her…
The Red Place TL333s (author) 2013-11-30
It's not a crystal, it's a portal. I learned this while staring into Anomalous Object P-2145-T's ever-shifting facets. Yes, I had permission to study it. The truth is, my mind just drifted and I began…

December 2013


Title Author Created
The Cool Kids Randomini (author) 2013-12-01
“Molly! Where’d you put my aubergines?” “Your what?” “My aubergines!” “What the fuck is an aubergine?” “My eggplants! Where are they?” “Oh, them! I chucked them in the bin, they’d gone bad or…
A Fan's Fans UglyFlower (author) 2013-12-02
What is it? It's a mechanical fan that has the ability to play the electric guitar, sir. Ha ha, does it blow you away when it plays? Yes, sir. Mentally or physically? Both sir, its musical…
Final Attack Orders Randomini (author) 2013-12-03
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. The Sculptor was talking at The Painter; The Painter talking at The Composer; The Composer was talking at The Builder; The Builder was talking at The…
The Friday Exhibition Randomini (author) 2013-12-04
“What.” “Joey, why is there a pile of corpses here?” “I dunno, none of us were doing this.” Arsehole tentatively poked one of the bodies. “Pretty fucking metal.” “Well, yeah, but it’s not really that…
The Dark At The End Of The Tunnel Jekeled (author) 2013-12-07
0. This is the story of Messrs. Marshall, Carter, and Ms. Dark. Listen: I. She was born the Lady Abigail Agnes Allie Dark in the Year of Our Lord 1835, her parents suffering from the common delusion…
A Broken Machine Mr Self Destruct (author)
Gene R (translator)
2013-12-07
A heap of papers falls onto the desk. The shift begins. God, the headache. The pen where's the pen? Where's the goddamn pen? Ah here it is. Time to calm down. Hand's shaking again. Harder than…
Insufficient Clearance Randomini (author) 2013-12-08
Agent Green opened his eyes. “Agent Green.” An unfamiliar, suited figure sat across the desk from him. Green became uncomfortably aware that he was still wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. “Where am I?”…
Send in the Clowns Ihp (author) 2013-12-08
Agent Whitaker woke up, groaning. He felt like he had one hell of a hangover; there was a noise in his head that sounded like that annoying National Weather Service braaaaaak noise, and his face…
In God's Name TroyL (author) 2013-12-08
The mischievous trickster and master plotter Icarus Sharpe walked in and shot Alto Clef right in his stupid face. He—deciding to be Matthew now—grinned broadly as the blood spattered from the exit…
Through the Out-Land, and What David and Tim Found There Eskobar (author) 2013-12-08
It was always these moments in the car that David hated so much. These last few moments. They drove around so much, him and Tim, getting what work they could get, hiding as often as they needed to,…
Doctor Ronald Stimson's Personnel File TroyL (author) 2013-12-08
Personnel File SCP Info Collected Accounts About the Author Additional Documentation Science and Research Name: Doctor Ronald Stimson Security Clearance: Level 2 (In Cases of SCP-███, Level 5…
No One Else Will Protect Us Roget (author) 2013-12-09
My name is The Administrator. I don't know who I was before all this happened? Or changed? Or whichever adjective you want to use, it all means the same thing. History itself has been changed, if…
Immolation SunnyClockwork (author)
Verismo (translator)
2013-12-09
Does our God love us? He does not love us. But we don't mind. We are humble, we are unclean, we are unworthy of His love. But He had mercy on us. He lit our path. He taught us the meaning of the…
It's All Behind Us Now pxdnbluesoul (author) 2013-12-09
Much like our grandparents could tell you what they were doing on 9/11/2001, or what their parents were doing during the Kennedy assassination, our entire generation could tell you with perfect…
Overview of MTF Psi-7 "Home Improvement" Roget (author) 2013-12-10
Mobile Task Force Psi-7 specializes in the undercover investigation, containment, and/or demolition of anomalous buildings or buildings affected by anomalies, particularly residential homes in…
Free Reality Check!: Press Button FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-10
It was a generally gloomy day, such as was normally the case when Dr. Jack Bright had a mild hangover and was also a chimpanzee for one reason or another. Outside his window the rain pattered lightly…
Nobody Dies Randomini (author) 2013-12-10
Ruiz Duchamp heard a sound in the distance. hooooooooonk Probably nothing. Ruiz continued to pace in his studio, moonlight shining through the glass roof and casting shadows across the room. Felix had…
Welcome Aboard Montala (author) 2013-12-10
Wait, so we're hiring this guy blind? asked the man as he sat at a table piled high with papers. Yes sir. He's just been informed he has a high-level position with us, plus good pay and benefits….
A Question of Commerce Dmatix (author) 2013-12-11
Behind the facade of a stately building, within a clubhouse that could be described as tastefully lavish (or perhaps lavishly tasteful), nested between the high arms of a soft leather recliner, sat…
The Toyman And The Doctor Randomini (author) 2013-12-11
Document Identification Number: DOCWON-525276 Acquisition Method: Mailed to Site-17 Additional Documentation: Mailed In Unmarked Manilla Envelope, Sealed. Inside: Seven (7) Marked A5-size Envelopes….
The Rest of the Story Ihp (author) 2013-12-11
Simon Glass was kicking himself for the decision the narrator had made. Sending Clef and Dimitri on a fucking sabbatical?! What were they thinking! His behavior produced several bizarre looks from…
And Now, The We[EXPUNGED] Drewbear (author) 2013-12-12
The following broadcast was recorded on 10 December 2013 during the initial securing of Anomalous Location 3717-NV. Transcript of broadcast Close transcript The eyes are the windows to the soul….
yes Randomini (author) 2013-12-12
Is he willing to stop me, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then why am I still alive? Is he neither able nor…
The Czar Cometh Gargus (author) 2013-12-13
A sizable group of people milled about a large, featureless room. If one looked very closely in the corners, they could find blood stains and minor remnants of charred bone, but without a great deal…
Empty Unmarked Grave Randomini (author) 2013-12-15
run fmc.exe -t Foundation Mail Client (Text Only Mode) chkbox You have 1 new message. You have 5739 old messages. readmsg new Reading All New Messages 1 new message found. From: The Administrator…
Bigfoot's Eulogy OZ Ouroboros (author) 2013-12-16
In Remembrance of Those Lost The Kings of Old have been reclaimed. Our cities ruined, people maimed. Now thrust into a world of hate, Our cherished lives are ripped from fate. The faerie race is…
Private Hell DrClef (author) 2013-12-17
It's about the time that Kondraki blows up a bus full of nuns to capture the flying fire-breathing walruses that Dr. Alto Clef has the first suspicion that things are not going as they should be. It…
Lana Neal Sings the Blues Kalinin (author) 2013-12-17
He sees her long black hair and flowing blue dress, and even through the static and blur on the cheap monitor he can see she's got hands that have only a few years at most of waiting tables and…
Erstwhile and Again FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-18
… Temperatures expected to drop today, with a high of 43, rain all day with a chance of sleet or freezing rain this evening, low of 23, so make sure and salt those sidewalks and stairs today. This…
Detained Randomini (author) 2013-12-19
Agent Green walked down the street, a Styrofoam cup of tea in one hand and a glowing cigarette in the other. Endless crowds of people flowed around him, occasionally bumping his arms or legs. Green…
Alternate Character Interpretations Ihp (author) 2013-12-19
New York City Hey, Sal, got a cig I can have? Mary-Ann Lewitt looked between her husband and her latest creation, sprayed on the wall of a vacant warehouse, and it was sprayed on the entire wall, at…
The Coward MissMercurial (author) 2013-12-20
It's good to see you awake, Nigel. Nigel gritted his teeth. He thought of screaming at the placid psychiatrist to his right, but he decided to just go with it. Less painful that way. Nigel, I know…
A Very Bailey Christmas Ihp (author) 2013-12-22
Whenever he had nothing better to do, Tristan Bailey would look at a picture of his family that sat on his desk. In the picture, him, Trevor and Tom were only about 8 years old, standing in front of a…
Are We Christmas Yet? Randomini (author) 2013-12-24
I still think this is a terrible idea. No, it's awesome! Like, deconstructive or whatever. Overgang and Joey stared at the enormous red bauble that towered over nearby buildings, pensively sipping…
Every Damn Time ProcyonLotor (author) 2013-12-27
The agent laughed indignantly. Let me get this straight. You sit in a lab all day, writing papers or mixing test tubes or sitting on your ass pretending to do work, while I'm out there, fighting the…
Three Sleepless Nights Djoric (author) 2013-12-27
Barcode splashed cold water across her face, well aware that it had been seventy-two hours and three minutes since she had last been asleep and that sleep would not come for another seventeen hours….
That's The Joke Communism will win (author) 2013-12-27
in the shape                                                                                                                             Threat ID: KTE-8544-Porcelain Butt Gh Authorized Response…
Where the Garden Began Bryx (author) 2013-12-27
It woke up in a field as dawn broke and looked around it. It wasn't impressed by what it saw. The field was just a field. Not even just a field. It was a monotony of ugly, yellow-gray grass, snarling…
Corner Pocket FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-28
A 6-ball the size of a Volkswagen hovered placidly in the experimental chamber. It was proving very difficult to incinerate. Dr. Ulysses Jackson bit at his thumbnail as he stared through the glass. He…
A Kind Of Christmas Gaffney (author) 2013-12-28
“I-It’s just been so long. Sometimes I wonder if she ever thinks about me anymore.” The creature leaned towards the man, its skin crinkling. A few scales refracted the harsh light of the containment…
Tuesday, 11am, Conference Room Three Mr Carbon (author) 2013-12-30
Ah, Dimaccio, said Dr. Alto Clef, Director, Training and Development, Combined Mobile Task Forces, SCP Foundation. Clef, said Paul Dimaccio. This is the rook. He motioned to the woman at his…
Disposal And Discourse Randomini (author) 2013-12-31
Sorry, Carol; forgot something. Hm? You know, had to throw a blanket over a dead body. Wouldn't want people to see it and panic. Ah, of course. That's understandable. Ruiz took his coffee back…

January 2014


Title Author Created
And Now, He Is Gone Ihp (author) 2014-01-01
“I remember the good old days.” Pat sighed as he dug into his cinnamon pancakes, sighing at his three friends. “You remember Carl, guys?” “Carl was a great guy!” affirmed Dwight, taking a swig of his…
When We Reach The Crescendo Roget (author) 2014-01-02
The testing chamber was humming. Not a fluorescent hum, or even one from the various electrical implements hidden within its walls. No, this was a different humming. It was hopeful. A hope that soon,…
A Few More Words From "The Administrator" Roget (author) 2014-01-02
The Administrator looked at a watch. Ten minutes past five, and Fritz had failed to make his appearance. It sighed. Why did they always have to make it get up after them? They were old enough to know…
Dog Eat Dog, Part 1 Dmatix (author) 2014-01-02
Note: since this tale is a continuation of Surfaces, it will be better understood if that tale is read first. And so, I reach my final conclusion, and if you weren’t paying attention before, ladies…
Dust and Blood Djoric (author) 2014-01-03
In the time when The Tree of Knowledge was planted, all things were given form. Even the deep waters of the Darkness Below and the vaults of Darkness Above took shape and form, and many elder gods…
The Man in Orange Anborough (author) 2014-01-04
Chris Kelly awoke to a glint of sunlight reflected on his window. A beautiful day, yes. Such luscious colors in the flowers outside, reds, violets, yellows, blues He climbed out of bed and considered…
Snipped From The Same Cloth Randomini (author) 2014-01-05
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. What would you do with the powers of a god? The corpses remained silent. This was partially because they were uncertain of how to answer, but mostly…
Reversed Engineering Roget (author) 2014-01-06
Professor Duncan Gills checked his watch. Forty-five minutes. That's how long it had taken him to change the face of robotics the Foundation, and maybe even the world. He gazed down upon his…
Wednesday, 3pm, The Office of Paul Dimaccio Mr Carbon (author) 2014-01-08
Weiss carefully pushed open the door and stepped into the office. It was sparsely decorated. Just a few cheaply-framed diplomas dotted the walls, and a plain desk plus two chairs were the only…
SCP-S CryogenChaos (author) 2014-01-11
Rosen, what the hell is this supposed to be? What is this picture and why is it by itself without any information? PRETEND, MONSTER, JUST FOR A MINUTE - Director Winters Well, sir, if you maybe…
Transcript of Incident BL-7 Alpha DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Sparkplug: Assessment Team 735, comprising three members: Team leader Bullfrog (Sparkplug 1), marksman Fartboy, (Sparkplug 2), driver Kitten (Sparkplug 3). Central: Central Command Sparkplug…
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Field Manual 13: Special Circumstances, Humanoid Threat Entities DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Type Green: Reality Bender Type Gray: Post-Mortem Reanimation Type Red: Regenerator Introduction Reality Benders (Type Greens) have a certain mystique among GOC operatives. Some operatives even…
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Threat Entity Database DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Introduction Common Codewords KTE: Known Threat Entity UTE: Unknown Threat Entity PTE: Potential Threat Entity LTE: Liquidated Threat Entity Other Introduction The Global Occult Coalition…
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Field Manual 1: Operative's Handbook DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Chapter One: Introduction Chapter Two: Preparation Section Missing Chapter Six: Response Levels Preface We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was…
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Field Manual 2: Equipment and Gear DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Home Technology Black Suit Grey Suit White Suit Orange Suit Blue Suit VERITAS INSERT QUARTERMASTER DIVISION LOGO HERE Overview Whenever possible, PHYSICS Division makes use of current-generation…
Mann with the Plann, or the Dog Gone Days of Summer TroyL (author) 2014-01-11
“Stay close, Agent,” Dr. Crow said, trotting quietly along the edge of the forest. “I am fairly certain that we can maneuver this way, find the object in question, and very quickly remove ourselves…
"Assessment" DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
It's far too early to put Team Sparkplug back in the field. D.C. al Fine, the Undersecretary-General of the Global Occult Coalition, stood in an expanse of empty blackness, surrounded by one hundred…
"Strike" DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Heads up, Bull, Skunkboy whispered into his comms. They're back. Agent Bullfrog of Assessment Team 735 Sparkplug lifted his head to look through his binoculars at the Chaos Insurgency camp…
"Special Observer" DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
It's the same old story that it's always been, Dr. Elaine Wicks said. The farmers and ranchers keep slashing and burning their way into the forest. When they encounter the local tribes, they drive…
"Farpoint" DrClef (author) 2014-01-15
You nervous? Jericho asked. A bit, Callahan admitted. After all, this is gonna be a long trip. Don't worry about it so much, Jericho said. It's going to be a lonely, exhausting, and stressful…
Monday, 6am, Escherville Facility Two Mr Carbon (author) 2014-01-15
The vomit flew over Specialist Jane Weiss' head and splattered messily onto Trooper Smithson. Christ on a bike, Weiss, watch where you're puking! Sorry, Weiss gasped out between coughs. It's not…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████ on Applied Thaumatology. DrClef (author) 2014-01-17
Good evening. Please have a seat. You will find wine, water, bread, and salt at the back of the room, if you require refreshment. Also coffee and donuts and all the rest of that stuff. And go…
Yellow Abettik (author) 2014-01-17
Jack dropped a handful of change into the mug. A few quarters, a dime, mostly pennies. Thank you sir, the beggar replied, may He bless you. Jack had noticed this beggar show up a week ago. He'd…
"AWTOK" DrClef (author) 2014-01-17
lately, Jenny said, I've been feeling a lot more dragonish. The other nine people sitting around the circle nodded and made sympathetic noises, as Agent Griggs suppressed a groan. I've been…
A Broken Tool weizhong (author) 2014-01-18
They promised me glory. I wanted peace. They told me This shall advance the glorious Revolution. I wanted nothing to do with the Revolution. They said it would barely hurt. I screamed until I could…
Nothing and Five and Five Dmatix (author) 2014-01-19
I could never see clearly, no, But five times blind, Five times declined. She stared into the cloudy surface of her tea, and tried to remember the song. It was on the tip of her tongue, she was sure…
Can't Catch a Break Montala (author) 2014-01-20
The man looked around the back of the van at his assembled team. Three agents, a driver, and himself. He quietly checked his equipment once more. They were going after something that definitely didn't…
XK Randomini (author) 2014-01-21
we took the damned thing and wiped the blood and shit and piss and tears from its face nothing was beneath light shone through the cracks reality itself bent to the wills of madmen only words remain…
Wanderer Symbols toadking07 (author) 2014-01-21
Documentation 095-SH-11836. Document secured during raid on known █████████ ████ camp on ██/██/████. No doors successfully identified. Full list of confiscated artifacts, see parent document, raid…
Protocol GATTAI Von Pincier (author) 2014-01-22
It had drifted through the depths of space for millenia, an inert continent-sized mass of exotic matter full of horrific potential. Its target: the race of highly developed intelligent cephalopods…
A Double Life DrWaverton (author) 2014-01-24
As I sit on the subway home from work, I light up a cigarette and stare out the window when the train pulls into a station. There's an advertisement for Anderson's Auto Parts, boasting 140 locations…
Vision At Betar Djoric (author) 2014-01-24
0) I, Jeremiah the Flayed, who was at Betar and knew blood under the eagle with bronze wings, write these words. At Betar, in blood that was of drowning-depth, I drowned Speaks-With-Self, and made a…
Her Inveterate Patience At Action MissMercurial (author) 2014-01-25
Dr. Andrea Segerstrom had a wonderful junior year English teacher. The woman had the endurance of a saint, which served her well since she made the regrettable decision to teach at a high school for…
After Amusement Gargus (author) 2014-01-26
A small loudspeaker, suspended only by a fragile cord, hung high above the blasted ruins of the amusement park it once served. A long time ago, it had been part of an intricate system designed to play…
thinking/knowing/living Randomini (author) 2014-01-26
the worst part of living if you really think about it is thinking. immortality it wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to notice. the only way that one could stand knowing anything is the knowledge…
"Joint Venture" DrClef (author) 2014-01-28
This is a really dumb idea, Skunkboy muttered. He shifted his weight on the chameleon-cloth pad he'd been laying on for the past thirty-six hours. He was pretty sure he was developing some sores on…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████ on Aetheric Energy and Aspect Radiation. DrClef (author) 2014-01-28
Good afternoon. I hope you had a pleasant lunch. Please be seated, and we will resume with the second portion of this seminar. The first portion of my lecture covered the three fundamental laws upon…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████ on Thaumatic Workings. DrClef (author) 2014-01-29
I see that my little statement last time got everyone's attention. Let's get into it. Every thaumatic working, whether it's carried out using eye of newt or a desktop computer, has four components:…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████: Conclusion, Q and A DrClef (author) 2014-01-29
And we're back for the last session of this seminar. We're almost done. I just have a few more things to say, and then we'll be able to break for the night. I do want to address one thing that I was…
Brotherhood Randomini (author) 2014-01-31
NOTE: This is Part 21 of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. From: Pico 16 hartford street come beat the shit out of me…

February 2014


Title Author Created
A Fancy Dinosaur TwistedGears (author) 2014-02-02
It was a mild day, late into the Cretaceous period. A Pachycephalosaurus walked the forest, the body of a Vegavis in its mouth. Several hours had passed since it had collected its prize, but still it…
Mobile Task Force Basic School: Induction Remarks Mr Carbon (author) 2014-02-03
Alright, settle down. I'm gonna call the roll while the Rabbi here matches faces to names. Raise your hand when I call your name. Listen up. Anderson. Aziz. Bathory. Bernstein. Green. You the art…
Eulogy For The Living Randomini (author) 2014-02-03
NOTE: This is Part 22 of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. Ruiz Duchamp. Ruiz stirred, rubbing his eyes and yawning…
"Trauma" DrClef (author) 2014-02-05
Zero 1 2 3 4 5 6 Breach … and then, fifteen minutes later, the Strike Team breached and entered, Bullfrog concluded. And that was that. Was it? the woman in the blue sweater asked. The big…
Ethical? Montala (author) 2014-02-06
State your name for the record, please. The voice echoed through the vast space, amplified by the microphone. Um, Dr., um, Dr. Robert Feldon, sir, he said into the microphone timidly. It was the…
"Tempering" DrClef (author) 2014-02-06
Spider had been walking up the mountain trail for a good half hour, and her feet were starting to hurt. It didn't help that she was carrying a heavy backpack: she'd done long ruck marches in training,…
"Vigil" DrClef (author) 2014-02-06
The Coalition Memorial consists of three underground facilities. The first is the outer museum, in which a number of relics and memorabilia important to the Coalition are preserved and displayed. The…
Painted Lips, Unblinking Eyes Roget (author) 2014-02-06
David Rosen was not a happy man. Now, by all accounts, this was not an unusual occurrence, but today David had something beyond general misanthropy or a lack of proper nutrition to be glowering about….
October 15th, 2012 Djoric (author) 2014-02-07
In the wake of SCP-2845 On a clear orange-and-blue day in October, when the air was not chilly enough to be uncomfortable, Siddhi Sehgal took stock of what was left of her world. There wasn’t a…
Hellbent TwistedGears (author) 2014-02-08
I struggle to put the words together. I'm not really sure there are words to begin with. At this point, my own mind is beginning to fail me. The thing in front of me is something I can't quite fathom,…
Vaccination Randomini (author) 2014-02-09
Bijou Dashwood sat apathetically in front of the chalkboard, staring at her two lecturers. The one to her left was a twelve year old boy. The lower half of his face was covered in dusty, yellowed…
SCUTTLE pxdnbluesoul (author) 2014-02-10
PROVISIONAL ENTRY SCRAMBLE ORDER INITIATED, ALL TECHNICAL ADVISORS AND RAISA STAFF TO SITE-01 PROVISIONAL ENTRY This is an automatically generated entry documenting breaking events. Situation…
"Come into my Parlor" DrClef (author) 2014-02-11
and I'll be seeing you all next week. Please read chapters three and four before you come back on Tuesday. Class is dismissed. Miss Fang, could I see you for a moment before you go? Ara Fang…
Soufflé CryogenChaos (author) 2014-02-11
There were rats in the soufflé again. Expert chef Jean-Pierre grimaced at the wretched sight. Dozens of the miserable vermin were crawling around the innards of what was supposed to be a delicious…
Madame Lucia Bryx (author) 2014-02-12
In her airy tower, sits Madame Lucia                                                                                                                             There were rats in the soufflé again….
Be a Dali and Help a Mann Out, or The Lamentable State of Modern Art DrEverettMann (author) 2014-02-13
When he was first partnered with Dr. Mann, Lament was handed a remote. As he was partnered to the doctor, so it was partnered to a small explosive implanted in the doctor's chest without his…
The Meaning of Fear weizhong (author) 2014-02-13
So, what's on the itinerary for today? Dr. Albert Wensley squinted at a neatly printed schedule made by his secretary. You have a meeting with the assistant researchers today at 10, a quarterly…
Down by the River Djoric (author) 2014-02-16
Those Thin, Penultimate Hours, while not strictly plot related, will help greatly in understanding things. Dawn hung in misty sheets, curling through tangled forest. A mourning dove cooed in the grey…
On the Other Side of the Coin Bryx (author) 2014-02-16
A group of specialists will arrive within the week                                                                                                                             A majestic zeppelin,…
Friday, 2200, Paul Dimaccio's Personal Quarters Mr Carbon (author) 2014-02-17
Dear , Paul Dimaccio rubbed his eyes, looked at the form letter on his laptop screen, and began filling out fields. Dear Ms. Stanwick, Please accept my deepest sympathy, and that of every…
"Diplomacy" DrClef (author) 2014-02-24
It's good to see you again, your majesty, Chris said, as he took a seat on the camp chair and gratefully accepted a cup of water from a raccoon in a green wool tunic. Thou speakest with a forked…
Right? weizhong (author) 2014-02-25
“Sign the form on lines 3, 5, 18, and 23. This last statement is finalizing the agreement that in return for a month of service in scientific testing for the Foundation, you will be released from your…
We're Sorry Aelanna (author) 2014-02-25
We didn't mean for it to end like this. Ten thousand solar cycles ago, we volunteered to be the vanguards of an expedition to colonize a planet other than our homeworld. Stripped of our mortality, our…
Letting it go Pata H (author) 2014-02-26
April 13th 2011 I had just gotten back from a trip to the library when I spotted them. Your average person would just think it's a bunch of cops casing the area. A mix of uniformed and plainclothes…
Stupendous Containment Procedures Ihp (author) 2014-02-26
Chagrin Falls, Ohio The phone rang in Mr. Watts's room. Though he was only six years old, he got several phone calls, and he was very important. Normally, he would direct them to his assistant, but he…
The Super-Cool Road Trip Adventure Djoric (author) 2014-02-26
Shortly after the Boss Lady got an assistant The Executive Board of Dr. Wondertainment, Incorporated, sat around a circular table, in a square room on the top floor of a boxy grey building far…
Mint Condition FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-02-26
The green membrane stretched out instantly across the white cinderblock wall, and in a flurry of limbs, an eccentric genius and his grandson fell through it. “Come on, Morty, let’s go!” Rick said,…

March 2014


Title Author Created
Memory Petit Noir (author)
Gene R (translator)
2014-03-06
and down it with water. Done. Soon I'll believe that 21st of December 2012 was a regular boring day. I'm glad I can forget the experience. Those who rank higher will always retain the memory. That is…
Leisure Time weizhong (author) 2014-03-08
“Commencing testing on SCP-715,” Dr. Louef said into the voice recorder. He glanced at the testing chamber from within the observation room. The photobooth sat inside, as innocent as could be, while a…
A Disturbance Zolgamax (author) 2014-03-09
The boardroom, as always, was stuffy. The windows had been painted over years ago, and nothing had ever been done about it. Though the issue was brought up from time to time at Board Meetings, it…
Little Lost Skip MissMercurial (author) 2014-03-11
Dr. Andrea Segerstrom had stopped trying to control the nervous picking at her flaking, peeling nails. They'd always been soft and prone to splitting even when left alone. And in this situation her…
The Stars Do Not Wait For You Dmatix (author) 2014-03-11
It's quiet out here. The desert sprawls from horizon to horizon, where purest white meets twilight red. There are no edges here, no angles, just curves and the gentle rise and fall of dunes as far as…
Where Do Story Arcs Go When They Die? TheDuckman (author) 2014-03-12
I don't remember how it all started. I don't remember what I was doing, where I was, or any of that stuff everyone tells you they remember. The first I knew anything was wrong was when I showed up at…
20,584 Litfried (author) 2014-03-12
You rest your head against the bus window, briefly closing your eyes. The jolts and bumps making your jaw rattle aren't enough to distract you. The cool glass doesn't help, either. You can't stop…
In The End: Don't Go to Heaven Where the Angels Fry TheDuckman (author) 2014-03-13
The Duck Man sat before his computer, his eyes locked on the screen. A couple of hours ago, there had been some commotion at the site: distant explosions and things like that. He'd ignored it. That…
wowwee u kild ursefl Randomini (author) 2014-03-15
NOTE: This is final part of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. The Sculptor walked confidently to the grimy wooden door….
A Merry Fellow Ihp (author) 2014-03-18
Thomas Bailey awoke to the sun streaming in through his window. It was 25.6 degrees Centigrade outside, which considering the fact that he was in the Antarctic Circle in the middle of summer, it had…
Corroded Relations AndarielHalo (author) 2014-03-19
Though she is a woman and a cripple, her exaltation of Tao Kuang Ti shows a wisdom beyond the menfolk of her barbarous people Lin Zexu to Hong Tsu Zhou Peace be with you and may your family be…
The Lady in the Tower Bryx (author) 2014-03-20
The lady sits and stands and sleeps, forgotten, in her tower. Dreams line up to play with her. A new game every hour. There's a fun old game of Hide and Seek in a room that's bare as sin. Of…
Animalia Drewbear (author) 2014-03-21
INTERNAL MEMO ACCESS LIMITED TO SECURITY CLEARANCE L-1/883 AND HIGHER DO NOT COPY OR REDISTRIBUTE re: SCP-883 Containment Research Procedures Updates, Effective 1999-03-13 Following the events that…
The Avian and The Amphibian Waterfire (author) 2014-03-23
Cornelius had been experimenting with the lock for a long cycle. He could not remember the last time he had spent such an extended period on one device, for he always was whisked away before much time…
Mud on the Carpet Djoric (author) 2014-03-25
On the night of April 19th, 2026, the Veil broke. Ten thousand years of strain building up against the fabric of postdiluvian reality finally proved too much to bear, and the Self-Keeping-Secret tore…
Anart Antics TwistedGears (author) 2014-03-25
Jakeob Aldon stared at her bathroom ceiling, reclined so far into the bathtub that only her face breached the surface. She was beginning to regret her latest purchase. Damn her impatience. If she had…
Gourmet Drewbear (author) 2014-03-26
She had a ritual that she always performed when approaching her meals. First, she laid out the pristine white cloth napkin and placed the implements upon it. Second, she poured the cup of water for…
Last Meetings Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-03-27
As he placed the last of his possessions in a box, an elderly man with a walnut cane gave one last look around the room. His name was Dr. Zachary Johnson and the office he had worked in for the last…
A Friend's Words GibberingEloquence (author) 2014-03-27
A tall girl walked along the shore of the beach carrying a green glass bottle. Inside the bottle was a note she wrote. She walked into the water and threw the bottle as far as she could. She had done…
Dark Arts and Crafts Faminepulse (author)
Randomini (author)
2014-03-27
☦An accidental sorcery. AWCY as a latent phenomenon.☦ I used to see abstracts, nonsense, but somehow I understood. It was an instinct, an intuition; less like the bird knowing to build a nest, more…
Exit History FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-03-28
… Two time travellers sat across the table from one another in matching lab-coats, hands folded, eyeing each other suspiciously. Dr. Thaddeus Xyank pulled his glasses from his face, rubbed the…
Exploded Diagram of a Young Woman Chubert (author) 2014-03-28
SCP-2156 didn’t think that she was a person who wanted many things. Honestly, she didn’t really care what happened to herself; maybe she had cared when Professor Harley had called her in to have a…
Healthy Child UglyFlower (author) 2014-03-29
The following article is an excerpted transcript, which has been annotated and pulled from article #232397 Home Video17.mov. Personnel who require either the entire Home Video17 entry or a full…
Belation In the Evening Djoric (author) 2014-03-31
Welcome to NEXUS-08. Welcome to Night Vale. Good evening, Night Vale: this is Lee Baker filling in for Cecil, and this is Night Vale at Night. It is currently nine o’clock PM, and the temperature…

April 2014


Title Author Created
Cool War 2: Ruiz From Your Grave Randomini (author) 2014-04-01
unzip C00L_war_2_ru1z_fr0m_y0ur_gr4ve.7z Extracting 232 Files Extracted! del C00L_war_2_ru1z_fr0m_y0ur_gr4ve.7z Deleting Deleted! dir 001. Cool War: Death Rebirth (Summary) 002. The Dawn Of…
The Slow Asphyxiation Of Undiluted Ardor SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-04-02
☦A story that should have been cute.☦ There was nothing in this room but love for the little lizard. Barely twenty-five centimeters long, the twenty-five square meters of enclosure provided was a…
The Tinkerer weizhong (author) 2014-04-03
Once upon a time, there was a small cabin in the woods. The cabin was the home to an old man, greying and stooped over, yet possessing a kindly smile to all who he saw. The warm and cozy cabin was…
Bending Over Backwards Bennings (author) 2014-04-05
The office was neat. It clearly belonged to someone who had too much time on their hands. Every piece of paper on the desk was stacked neatly into three vertical piles, each the same height. There was…
Skip Jam Part One Bryx (author) 2014-04-07
People of Earth! You may call me Mr. Swackhammer!”                                                                                                                             The researcher sat…
Sparkle Spectacular ksaid (author) 2014-04-07
Bender's Day! The SCP Foundation's greatest (and only) holiday! It only comes once a year — except for last year when Bright slept through the first one and wanted a do-over. Bender's Day! A day when…
Null Space Chubert (author) 2014-04-08
“Step forwards, D-0912.” My name is Andrew Carter. D-0912’s feet carried him on a path, straight and true, across the threshold of the door. The bright glare of lights shone into his face. Jagged…
Shadow of a Doubt Dr Yucatan (author) 2014-04-11
Technician Palmer yawned. It was 0520, only 40 minutes until the end of his 6-hour shift. A shift spent in Monitoring Station Delta of Foundation Area-12, a shift that consisted of keeping watch over…
Triumph MisterBibs (author) 2014-04-17
Hello. Nice to meet you. I've brought you out of containment and took that tarp off you, for which you're welcome. To be honest, I shouldn't have done the latter; it's against the containment…
Tax Man Ihp (author) 2014-04-18
Site 87 is one of those sites the O5s don't generally like to talk about. However, they do still have to monitor us. So, every couple of years, they send out an auditor to make sure the site hasn't…
Someone Steals Aldon's Penis Randomini (author) 2014-04-21
One of the few things that Jakeob Aldon liked about having been born male was that she could urinate while standing up. It was with a mix of confusion and astonishment, then, that she rose from her…
Reality Check Zyn (author) 2014-04-21
Item #: [pending] / SCP-XXXX Object Class: Safe Doctor Kiryu sat at his office desk, assorted experiment logs strewn around his workspace as he scribbled on the topmost sheet of paper. He didn’t look…
A Multi-Universal Affair Ihp (author) 2014-04-21
First on my list is the Multi-U division. How this kind of breach of protocol has been allowed to continue is beyond me, Ms. Weiss. The entire function of this department appears to be intentional…
Theogenesis rumetzen (author) 2014-04-23
The image came to me as I slept. In my dream, I stood at the center of a tall hill, and though it was day I could see all the stars of the night sky. More, in fact. They were strewn across the…
Party Of The Year rumetzen (author) 2014-04-23
“I don't see why you even like her,” said Lila. She took another drag and passed the joint to Minh. “She's a bitch.” Minh sighed and began smoking. “She is not. I don't know why you hate her so much.”…
A Simple Paradigm Shift MissMercurial (author) 2014-04-23
I just can't believe it. These people have no business shoving each other. We're all getting on the bus Damn thing's empty, after all. The old black woman who'd lamented her fellow passengers' lack…
Bugs in the Process FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-04-24
Then there's the matter of the entomology department, over-budget for the fifth straight year. Not the most flattering statistic, considering that the most expensive incident in the department's…
Peace. I would settle for that. Bennings (author) 2014-04-26
The doors slid open, and I was trapped again. The three pairs of eyes pierced into me. I had been here for twenty one years; nothing had changed since then. I had attempted escape, of course, but they…
SCP Foundation Gripe Sheet toadking07 (author) 2014-04-30
Foundation personnel submit maintenance reports, also known as gripe forms , to inform level 2 site mechanics about any problems they experience with containment cells and connected facilities. The…
A Defection Randomini (author) 2014-04-30
cavalcade.bat -o -xk -scp 00315 LOADING LOADED PROJECT CAVALCADE CONTINGENCY COMMISSION STANDPOINT: 47.6097° N, 122.3331° W CONTINGENCY 00315-XK-001 STARTING ERROR [048500: INSECURE LINK] …

May 2014


Title Author Created
Nucleation Communism will win (author) 2014-05-07
of an L                                                                                                                             The pair conversed through the entire car ride, much to the chagrin…
There's Magic in the Air Ihp (author) 2014-05-08
I find the Theology Department to be quite troubling at this site. The Occult Studies subdivision in particular has been gum in the hair of Site 87 ever since it was founded. There are currently only…
An Inspection TwistedGears (author) 2014-05-09
Arthur Rodrick gazed up at the massive building before him from underneath his umbrella. Giant glowing letters that read Prometheus Labs, Inc. Arthur thought it a little odd to pick such an…
Ouroboric Tango Chubert (author) 2014-05-13
Jessie Moon sat on her bed with her back against the wall and her legs splayed out before her. Textbooks she hadn’t touched in weeks were strewn across the floor. Her bedroom’s unlit lamp cast warm,…
The Great Siege of Julabin REDbluewhiteyellow (author) 2014-05-20
The following is an excerpt taken from SCP-140, detailing the siege of the city-state Julabin located in what is now [REDACTED], Norway. *Note: Based on context as well as usage in previous passages,…
Stuck Crayne (author) 2014-05-23
Thaddeus Xyank had spent the last thirty minutes reading up on the theory behind Type B XACTS and studying the blueprints. Once in a while he'd silently shaken his head, and there'd been muttering…
Spirit Dust weizhong (author) 2014-05-25
It was almost ready. Kaoru held the spoon carefully over the small lighter. After checking his watch, he opened the small paper packet with his left hand, while carefully holding the spoon and its…
Being Cactusman Riemann (author) 2014-05-26
Dreams have long been a point of contention for psychologists, full of vehement and loud opinions on what they mean. Some think that it's the brain going over the events of the day, while others…
A Crossing Bryx (author) 2014-05-27
Iago, where are my other tea spoons?                                                                                                                             Madame Lucia sat where she always…

June 2014


Title Author Created
Funding A Vacuum (author) 2014-06-01
Written by Whatopercy                                                                                                                             Five incidents. Zero recoveries. Eight casualties. …
Authenticity Trip Roget (author) 2014-06-01
January 6th, 2015. In Miami, there is an apartment. A studio one, stuffed with computers, beeping and booping, manned by a single, unwashed operator. There are many monitors, looking into seismic…
Bugbears AndarielHalo (author) 2014-06-06
Behold, dummy, Won Won remarked clearly, poking at the paper with a crude little tube of ink, and scrawling a quick sketch of the building as it had appeared when they first entered it. Won Won was…
Johnny's Wild Ride TroyL (author) 2014-06-12
Johnny was sitting at his computer desk, head hung low as the tears streamed down his cheeks. He couldn't believe that he'd found yet another internet community that he was exiled from. First it was…
The Brave Little– DrEverettMann (author) 2014-06-15
977 was special. It was indivisible, which was important to his people. Not as special as if he had been a mother as well, of course. But the people expected great things from him. The Creator thought…
Beneath Two Trees Djoric (author) 2014-06-19
In the age after the great Yeren fell on the Day of Flowers, in the days before the Flood, there was a man who lived in the West of the world, in the region between two rivers, and his name was Adam….
Birth of the Cool Smapti (author) 2014-06-21
In the nineteenth century, the march of progress made it possible for the first time for human science to contemplate and comprehend those phenomena which had long seemed to contravene the laws of…
Implanting God Ihp (author) 2014-06-23
Oh Great Lord of Silicon, Lord of the Modern Age, give me the wisdom to comprehend your true form through the Great Computation, the energy to power my life and the lives of those around me, and the…
Variations on a Schema Von Pincier (author) 2014-06-23
Sister-Legate Trunnion had arranged the meeting in Regulator Maintenance Room 25b. Though her freshly Standardized ears had no trouble hearing over the inspiring din of the Cathedral of Industry, she…
Clippings Aelanna (author) 2014-06-23
U.N, Civil Rights Groups Slam US Military Over Controversial Weapons Programs (AP, Washington D.C.) Public outrage has intensified as new evidence was leaked in the case of the US military's…
Birth by Guitar Zolgamax (author) 2014-06-24
Some people are fond of saying that those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. It would be more accurate to say that history is doomed to repeat itself. - Excerpt from The Coolest…
Simple Sketches Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-06-24
Researcher Conwell stood over the restraint table. SCP-1360 stared back. Its white plastic eyes seemed emotionless as it followed Conwell’s every move. Four security officers stood nearby, each…
Third Death Randomini (author) 2014-06-24
The decrepit fleshsack housing the consciousness of Amos Marshall groaned. He was not particularly comfortable. This was nothing new. He had not been particularly comfortable at all over the last…
Skitter Marshall Randomini (author) 2014-06-24
Skitter Marshall was cold, wet, and slightly miserable. The rain pelted down unrelentingly as he shivered and stared at an innocuous-seeming building. The townhouse Skitter stood outside of seemed…
Prologue: Water Coalesces And Descends As Rain SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-06-24
☦Rosa dreams of fifthism.☦ When Rosa went to sleep she had an odd dream. In it she was reminded of her childhood, times when she would talk with her grandfather and he would tell her of his…
The Surfside Beat djkaktus (author) 2014-06-25
Umiko sat by the fire as it burned down slowly. The waves rolled quietly over the warm sand of the beach, occasionally crashing with a low rush of water and spray. In the light of the setting…
Freaky Commodities Reject (author) 2014-06-26
There were four men in the elevator. Two buff men in loose suits stood on the edges, staring blankly at the wall in front of them. Next to the left-most guard was a middle-aged British man with a…
Fik'ra Eskobar (author) 2014-06-26
Abd al-Rashid bin Tannous adjusted himself again in the uncomfortable plastic chair provided to him. The Office for the Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts operated on a limited budget, it was true, and…
Touchdown Drewbear (author) 2014-06-27
It was a cold evening in the Utah desert. Sand and stone don't hold heat long without the sun shining on them, and a few hours past sunset was enough to radiate everything back out into the air. In…
Where's The Shadow Government When You Need Them? Roget (author) 2014-06-27
Mister Hoover, your two o' clock is ready for you. It was the usual thing. J. Edgar Hoover's people took him down to one of the lower levels, in a rickety old elevator. They had a few re-purposed…
Robert Carter Randomini (author) 2014-06-28
Robert Carter was cool, calm, and collected. He straightened his deep blue tie, then parted his hair with a metal comb. The lights of the Las Vegas strip lit up the night as bright as day. Robert…
A Circus Milked Dry OZ Ouroboros (author) 2014-06-29
A Circus of a Wreck A few miles east of the remains of a fairgrounds, a gopher stuck its head out of its hole and squinted into the boiling afternoon heat. It looked around curiously, surveying…
Change the World AndarielHalo (author) 2014-06-29
Last thing Priscilla Locke remembered, she was drenched in sweat, her clothes being torn off of her and the crack of a gun close by, followed by pain and deafness. Then she was standing upright, her…
Riptide Faminepulse (author) 2014-06-30
☦Fifthism manifests through Constellation Starfish.☦ Rosa walked up the sun-baked asphalt driveway to the front door. The little pink bungalow was not much more than peeling paint, chipped nautilus…
Going Out Of Book Gaffney (author) 2014-06-30
You're joking, Alison said. She addressed a chubby, sexless doll that sat in the middle of a circle formed of salt and iron filings. Its plastic face remained stuck in a permanently coy smile. …
Who We Are Dr Reach (author) 2014-06-30
There is no way you are drinking that. Oh, but somebody has to. You are just trying to spook me, aren't you? Tell me you are trying to spook me. I don't think he is trying to spoo-ook you,…
The Heresy of Disassembly Ihp (author) 2014-06-30
Sometimes, when he was alone, Robert Bumaro wished he could weep. He sat in his private chamber, meditating on the words of the Broken God, feeling great pain. The Church was his life, his directive,…

July 2014


Title Author Created
A Darke Tale - New Age Captain Cain (author) 2014-07-01
The perpetual fear of every slave owner, spanning not only these years, but of slavery as an institution, is that of rebellion. African slaves were frequently taken from warring tribes, speaking…
Who Are You? Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-01
Priscilla Locke was a tall, willowy woman, perhaps in her early thirties. Her gruff, detached expression remained shielded after a pair of sharp shades. Her movements as she left the black van were…
Iris Dark Randomini (author) 2014-07-01
Iris Dark was warm, comfortable, and filled with a vague sense of accomplishment. She sipped her hot cocoa and stared at the dully glowing screen. The rain poured down outside, the sun barely peeking…
Breaking It Down For Me Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-02
Frank felt just a bit claustrophobic. The darkroom was, appropriately enough, a tiny, dark, hot and incredibly moist hellhole with an actual hole in the middle, which was enough for anyone to be a…
The Appalachian Scar Faminepulse (author) 2014-07-02
☦The Last First Southern Fifthists. SCP-1982.☦ INFORMATION PACKAGE 23.A-F2 CODE: APPALACHIA Commentary from Joshua Greenfield I don't know if anything he's saying is true or not. Being a member of…
Cubes On A Slope Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-02
The expanse behind the hospital's hill was filled with people. Priscilla allowed her escort to guide her again between the tents that housed them that last night. People were preparing their move to…
Just Another Nobody Nighkos (author) 2014-07-02
It was that soft twilight hour. The sun had fallen beneath the sea, signaling the youth on the beach that the time was right. The bonfire was lit and the music played. They laughed and danced….
What Nobody Wants Nighkos (author) 2014-07-02
We're not the bad guys. All that about us using anomalies to destroy or take over the world, it's nonsense! The fact is, the deck is stacked against us. With so much out there that could destroy…
Of Mats And Masquerades Eskobar (author) 2014-07-03
September 18th, 1957 Robert Parsley put a Concentrated Look on his face as the elevator door opened. This was Concentrated Look #3 that he was using today; he saw it fulfill his purpose adequately as…
Family Ties Crayne (author) 2014-07-03
Elisa sighed contentedly as she sat in the moonlight, her head cradled in Tom's lap. He was just a lowly worker for the circus and she was a member of Fuller's collection of freaks, but while there…
Bed, Breakfast, Plague Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-03
Good morning, up and about, rise and shine, blah blah blah! Priscilla Locke got up at seven AM, sharp, Somalia time, thanks to the loud shouting that emanated from the walls, straight into her ears….
Greenery Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-04
So, you work for the Bigger Man? The Momio brothers, Enrico and Martino, were a couple of tall, dark, handsome men with a knack for satire and a disagreeable nature, or at least they used to have…
Over The Bonfire Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-04
Priscilla felt lost. Not literally lost, not anymore, of course; now she walked, loaded with the bundle she would not trust anyone else and rested inside her backpack, by the side of the massive…
The Face of God djkaktus (author) 2014-07-05
“Have you ever seen God, Clyde?” Morgan sat across from the sandy haired guitarist who, like usual, was tuning one of his several guitars. They had come together at Morgan’s apartment…
Living in the Limelight Smapti (author) 2014-07-05
I believe it was Shakespeare who said All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers and portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage. He was half-right….
Chasing Tails Drewbear (author) 2014-07-05
Mikhael Andreyev had never really liked Jews, and he despised Americans, so when he received a report that a pair of American Jew spies for the KGB had found evidence of a merzost in the Southwestern…
Best as it Gets AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-05
The way it came out was miraculous. Last month it was an empty lot, with MCF operatives handing out food and clean water and offering medical services. The operatives were still there, working out of…
Rain Leaking Through A Vendor's Roof SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-07-06
☦Fifthism puts on a show.☦ Clyde plucked the metal strings of his guitar with no audience save for his pet cat. The sound echoed against the walls of the apartment with no other harmony save for…
Polycephaly Chubert (author) 2014-07-06
Ian and Kyouko had run as soon as they knew that somebody was either trying to capture or kill them, and they had done nothing but run for the last five minutes. When the Way that had been their…
Preparation giant enemy spycrab (author) 2014-07-06
Thump. Thump. Knock. Knock. Knock. The noise gently shook the walls and floors of the small studio apartment. Thump. Thump. Thump. Knock. Knock. The wood carving of Richard Nixon rocked back and forth…
Land of Plenty AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-06
Everything had gone by so fast, just as Priscilla preferred. It gave her little time to sit and reflect on what had happened. How did people react when faced with world-shattering trauma, irrevocably…
Sam Vivax (author) 2014-07-07
Give me a red-eye. The crowd shifted as the counter cleared, pushing him to the front. He'd forgotten why he came in here, where the compulsion to buy coffee came from. The steamy, high-pitched…
Headhunted MissMercurial (author) 2014-07-07
The Machine had failed and Dr. Molly Jayawadena was fleeing. In a filthy subway bathroom, Molly smeared cheap bronzer on her face. The dollar store powder left grimy, muddy streaks on Molly's…
Cactus Insurgent TwistedGears (author) 2014-07-07
Consciousness slowly prodded at Cactusman's mind. A deluge of voices engulfed him in noise, and the unnatural grogginess he was bogged down by made it impossible to differentiate between them. He…
Of Teachers And Taxicabs Eskobar (author) 2014-07-07
Robert Parsley listened and watched as the rotor of the phone click-click-clicked from each of the numbers he dialed back to the black 0 at the top. After a short conversation with the operator, she…
Burden of Humanity AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-07
Dodger snorted obnoxiously at the picture of the hairy man-beast, It's cute. They'd been calling it a spider-bear. Apparently its hands and head were more arachnid-like than mammalian, even though…
The Hammer Falls AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-07
You don't belong here. Priss winced. Silently, the creature swum over the calm, peaceful surface of the reservoir. It had been filtering the contents of the reservoir for as long as Priscilla had…
Between Shelves rumetzen (author) 2014-07-07
This is a sequel to Going Out Of Book. You should probably read that first. At first, all she saw was darkness. Then a red glow crept in. She was lying on a cold, hard surface, staring up. There was…
Breaking It All Down On Me Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-07
The creature that no longer resembled a Hippo and Enrico Momio's soul watched silently as both Locke sisters went away. And took the thing away with them. The bloody hell was that, Enrico said. He…
Nothing Human A Random Day (author) 2014-07-07
Following this event, settlements were quickly established. The interim leaders of the settlements, Omega-021, Epsilon-024, Zeta-031, and Gamma-050 decided that a meritocracy would form a solid…
Industrial Espionage A Random Day (author) 2014-07-07
The following document was collected in the aftermath of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Sensitive portions of the document have been removed. 7/16/87 Brand new entry in a brand new journal. This isn't my…
Gate of Janus Chubert (author) 2014-07-08
Ever since Zhi Xin had returned from leading the raid at Larissa, Arjun had watched her nibble on a stale piece of bread. Her face was scrunched in an expression that Arjun judged to be two parts…
Asymptomatic Carrier Chubert (author) 2014-07-08
By Arjun’s estimations, the Coalition was surprisingly professional for an organization that was barely three years old. There was something in the methodical, cold way that they operated that…
The Ant Chubert (author) 2014-07-08
Three days later, Arjun found Zhi Xin on the rooftop of the San Francisco headquarters. There was a smile on her face as pale and insubstantial as the moon itself. Cigarette smoke formed a light cloud…
20 GOTO 10 FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-07-08
… A black sedan rolled down the street, electric quiet in the dead of night, toward The Rusty Cam . A true hole in the wall, this place. Dumpster overflowing out front, smoke pouring from all the…
Taking a Break from All your Worries AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-08
You're fine like trans-Alpine wine, Prissy-bitch Her eyes were shut, and she daydreamed. It helped relax her, easing her breathing. It smelled horrible around her, but at least she could finally…
First Locke Donation AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-08
Of Interest: trans-reality, trans-reality transference, non-entropic, device, donation. Cornucopian? Graciously donated by Ms. Priscilla Locke. Of Interest: trans-reality, trans-reality…
Siren's Song Faminepulse (author)
djkaktus (author)
SoullessSingularity (author)
2014-07-08
☦Collaborated with djkaktus and Faminepulse.☦ Clyde and Umiko rode home in the darkness. For once, Clyde wasn’t tuning a guitar. He was tuning the radio instead, dialing station to station. Umiko…
Obligations Pemander007 (author) 2014-07-08
The beginning was defined primarily by separation. It was a mess of thoughts, of feelings. To be honest, it was difficult for one to say if it was truly an existence at all at that point, but it was…
Free Freaks OZ Ouroboros (author) 2014-07-08
Kagome kagome Kago no naka no tori wa Itsu itsu deyaru Yoake no ban ni Tsuru to kame ga subetta. Ushiro no shoumen daare Yume Kurosawa hummed an old Japanese children's game song to herself as she…
Stolen, Gilded, Stolen, Saved Dexanote (author) 2014-07-08
I had been beautiful once… I suppose I’m beautiful still. But by the time I woke up they had already covered me in jewels and gold and ivory, put me on a steel rack and polished me to an unnatural…
Hava Eskobar (author) 2014-07-08
The American woman standing near one of the stands in the marketplace was the giveaway that Abd al-Rashid bin Tannous was in the right place. Abd al-Rashid, in the glow of the cultural tolerance that…
Where Your Eyes Don't Go Roget (author) 2014-07-08
On the flight back to Headquarters, Agent Fredericks mused on how familiar the blurry outline of Washington D.C below him was getting. Every week, it seemed, Director Hoover wanted them to come back…
Sisters thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
Showtime Present Day Sigurrós faced off against the faceless entity in front of her with growing curiosity. She sent out her thoughts again, and probed further this time, feeling her mind enmesh…
Showtime thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
Family Sisters Present Day Two months passed since the strange final interview with Joanna Cross. The day began on which the Foundation's mistake would end the world. But Kendra Campbell did…
Family thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
Prisoners Showtime Present Day Sigurrós Stefánsdóttir, the girl the Foundation called SCP-239, stirred in her coma-induced slumber. She was fidgeting anxiously in the dreamscape constructed…
Prisoners thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
Family You know she's going to die, right? That you'll be asking a probable god to die? Well, hell. The woman ground out her cigarette. Better than an Earth-shaped hole in the universe. …
Birdseed Zyn (author) 2014-07-08
Twitter. Tweet. Chirp. Cheep. Glarblegurglewurblebruuuupslurp. There are many words for the sounds of birds, Sylvain Ailier thinks to himself. But it’s hard to get the sounds of the words right….
Queen's Gambit Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
On the night of the winter solstice, if the stars are right, Ullllllu the Warlock emerges from his cave and curses the moon. Life and death become inverted in a twisted exhibition of the decadent…
Pawn To E4 rumetzen (author) 2014-07-08
The guard shivered. Even through layers of nylon, fleece, wool, and polyester, the chill seeped into the bones. The wind roared around him, whipping up snow, branches, and dirt, pelting him with…
Castling By Hand Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
A nonsensical amount of distance away from home, across an infinifold interuniversal membrane, in an n1-deviated Earth where a series of assassinations had torn apart the United States in bloody…
House Of Gears, Part One Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
A valuable heuristic to follow when working in a science lab is this: for each piece of equipment worth more than twenty dollars, assume that, at some point, it will fail. To summarize for the layman,…
House Of Gears, Part Two Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
I awoke on an examination table. Monitors built into the walls displayed medical information: height, weight, dental X-ray, MRI data. There were several unfamiliar charts that I couldn't read. I sat…
Time Petit Noir (author)
Gene R (translator)
2014-07-08
Time was slowly trickling down into the deep subterranean complex of Site 17, flooding its corridors, conquering containment chambers, drowning cells and labs, seeping through meter-thick blast doors…
Mothers' Love Pig_catapult (author) 2014-07-09
The passions of the dead can be vast and mighty, but we are not all-powerful. There are things I can never see. There are things I can never touch. There are things I can never overpower. Because of…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 4: Grammie Knows Faminepulse (author) 2014-07-10
☦Allan is punished by Grammie. SCP-517.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA A monster ran the town of Salina, and mostly monsters dwelled there. The odd human happened along now…
GOI-001: Chicago Spirit PeppersGhost (author) 2014-07-10
The anomalous crime syndicate from Chicago, Illinois                                                                                                                             ca. 1938 I don't…
Products Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-11
Ms. Harrison sat quietly in a rundown inner city apartment, the table before her and the chair she sat in being the only furniture in the room. Directly across from her four objects were obscured…
Manna Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-14
Manna. Manna the…
Mongrelization AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-16
I'm not a racist, Rhie. I just recognize the world we live in and I adapt accordingly. The school officials gathered around the scene had masks on for the smell. Priss thought that a bit much. She…
The Interviews A Vacuum (author) 2014-07-16
Written by Whatopercy                                                                                                                             I can't easily tell you the story of how I met…
Supply and Demand Crayne (author) 2014-07-16
He was back on Vaygach Island, staring out at the dead water of the Kara Sea. Behind him something burned. It was screaming, but it sounded hollow, like he was listening at the end of a long tunnel….
Boron Blisters TwistedGears (author) 2014-07-16
Jakeob Aldon stared at her bedroom ceiling, her limbs in odd places and cold sweat beginning to soak into her clothes. She took a few deep breaths and arranged her limbs in a bit more of an orderly…
Family Business Riemann (author) 2014-07-17
In all great family trees, there is a small and stunted little twig that is ill mentioned and highly embarrassing. A stain on the illustrious painting of heritage. A black sheep. A brown M M. The…
Hands A Random Day (author) 2014-07-17
When you come across it, half-buried in the grass by the side of the walking path, the first thing that stands out is how comically out-of-place it is.The hideous ochre rust that adorns its surface is…
A Chance at Freedom MorgiePie (author) 2014-07-17
The facility's power supply had been cut for the past twenty hours. God knows what put the lights out, but the more belligerent occupants were grateful. The darkness of the site blanketed every cell,…
Motivation of Man AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-18
Civil wars, sectarian things, Sunni vs Shiite, you think the WestCivs cared anything about that? Locke sat in the 'waiting room', reading through the report that had been filed by her. 'Anabasis' was…
Building Up Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-21
Researcher Conwell looked around his office. The few meager possessions he had used to decorate were now placed in a box on the desk. Conwell let out a deflating sigh. He wanted to say it had been a…
Rigged from the Start AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-23
They called it Segregation back then, they call it Paternalism now. The school had been closed down as a crime scene. Summer classes had been taking place, so the students were moved to nearby…
Amnestic Use Guide LurkD (author) 2014-07-23
[ACCESS RESTRICTED]                                                                     COVER PAGE CLASS-A CLASS-B CLASS-C CLASS-D CLASS-E CLASS-F O5 ACCESS ONLY SCP FOUNDATION AMNESTIC USE…
Covert Cursing TwistedGears (author) 2014-07-24
Jakeob Aldon stared at the clock hanging from the wall with a look alternating between utter focus and total boredom. She stood behind the register of Spicy Crust Pizza, attempting to will the hour…
Week 1: Looking for Stuff AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-25
The janitors clean the bathrooms. Otherwise, no one knows or does shit. To : SPF_Dodger@*.org From : CortezCae@*.org CC : MISSION WATCH GROUP SE ASIA Subject : Stuff Co. Assets Dear Friends, Some…
Tearing Down Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-25
Saker #76 sat behind the desk of Dr. Gregg Collins, wearing a synthetic biological casing that was a genetic match to the doctor of the same name. Nearly two years prior, #76 had tracked down Dr….
The Broken Fifth LongWalkHome (author) 2014-07-26
The clockwork gears in Brother Diagram's head ached. Yes, they ached. It was nothing like the slow, dysfunctional grinding of a poorly calibrated Cognition Engine. Besides, he had just had his parts…
Week 1 Day 3: Finding some Stuff AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-26
Stuff Industry is dead and gone, Mr. Qian said coldly, No money to be had there. The first two people Dodger had looked in to had had no idea what any of their co-workers even did, beyond seeing…
Week 2: Only Sane Man AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-29
Linens and Stuff, A Place for my Stuff, Stuff and Junk, Stuff Co., The Stuff Industry, and Stuff and Something Inc. Guy likes stuff. At this rate, Dodger was learning to sleep during flights….
Oxidation Von Pincier (author) 2014-07-30
Trailing fire, the orb sailed across times and spaces, its sheer momentum carrying it inexorably through the barriers between universes. In some, ones where the laws of physics weren’t as honest and…

August 2014


Title Author Created
Swing Shift LurkD (author) 2014-08-03
Should be an easier shift tonight.                                                               Greg Collier, ENGINEERING Fri, Jul 31, 01:33 Fucking new hires. Yeah, sucks. Should be an…
Week 3 Day 3: End of Line AndarielHalo (author) 2014-08-03
Dodger. Why couldn't the woman just be normal for once? Vangen was a mess as they sat him down. His eyes red and puffy, snot dribbling from his nose. Caecilia patted him on the shoulder, holding his…
Aryanne's Tail MrRonin (author) 2014-08-05
You have been IP Banned. A young man was sitting in front of his computer screen. He donned a stained white tee and frayed shorts. His disheveled hair covered his face as the fan behind him blew…
15-11-2012 Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-08-06
The air was still as snow fell upon a forest clearing outside of Minsk. Here and there a few dead tuffs of grass would appear above the powder, but otherwise the blanket of snow was pristine. At the…
The Foundation never changes ChrisAKAPiefish (author) 2014-08-07
War. War never changes. When the Foundation first started out, they believed their goal to save humanity from the terrors of the world would last forever, that they'd be able to find and contain that…
Adventuring Interlude Djoric (author) 2014-08-09
During a particular road trip adventure… A new toy rolled off the production line at the Wondertainment toy factory. It was a cube. The cube was grey, and consisted of six sides, none of which were…
Some of These Things Don’t Need Food Nonsense (author) 2014-08-10
I have been with the Foundation for a few years now, but never in this deep. Up until now I had just been serving meals to the human test subjects. It felt like serving meals to prisoners – and some…
The Urge that Betrays Crayne (author) 2014-08-11
It all started when stingrays started spewing from the air vents. Dr. Daniel Horatio Aeslinger, Psy.D., the psychologist currently on temporary assignment at Site-82, tapped his pencil against his…
Unusual Happenings Ihp (author) 2014-08-13
Christmastime in Ohio used to mean bright lights all over, moderately snowy weather, and people who were normally the scum of the Earth giving some token effort to donate to the Salvation Army or the…
In The End: We Dare Not Go A Hunting TheDuckman (author) 2014-08-14
Site 19 It's not supposed to be this way. The girl crossed her arms, staring at the figure in the bed. She was talking, but not to any of the doctors who moved back and forth from their machinery…
Eulogies weizhong (author) 2014-08-14
The pallbearers carried out the coffin to the center of the grassy area. Dr. Louef assisted them, as the members of Site 118’s Gamma Wing slowly filed into the audience, dressed in respectful mourning…
In The End: Fiat Lux TheDuckman (author) 2014-08-15
The alarms were still going off. Red lights flashing to indicate a Keter had breached containment. The most important information played over the speakers, subsequent information broadcast to…
Catalysis Von Pincier (author) 2014-08-16
N.B.: This tale is a direct sequel to Oxidation. It is highly recommended that you read it and the SCP articles associated with it before continuing. SCP-1917 is one of the most difficult passive or…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Once more... TroyL (author) 2014-08-18
You're rather resilient, aren't you? I thought we'd be done with this by now. It feels like we started a long time ago, doesn't it? It feels that way to me. It feels like this should have been…
Talks With the Family Djoric (author) 2014-08-22
This tale is a continuation of the Esoteric Warfare Unit from Three Sleepless Nights, and contains some reference to Walk The Floor A stuffed alligator with googly-eyes the size of golf balls sat…
Murder Mystery TroyL (author) 2014-08-22
I've dealt with a few dozen murders since I started working for the Foundation, but this was the first time I’d ever had the pleasure of actually interviewing the person killed. My name is Agent…
The Greater SCP Foundation Exploration Series, Part 12-The Akiva System Jekeled (author) 2014-08-22
This transcript is available to all hearing-impaired persons, and can be cited in lieu of the video per acceptable standards. NARRATOR: [Dramatically] A decade ago, researchers made a startling…
Three Farewells TwistedGears (author)
Jacob Conwell (author)
djkaktus (author)
2014-08-22
An FAQ; Or, What The Hell Is A Hume? Jekeled (author) 2014-08-22
Q: So what the hell is a Hume? A: A good and completely original question! A Hume is a way to determine the strength and/or amount of reality in a given area. Now, you may have issues with reality…
An Faq Part Two; Or, Your Hume Questions Answered Jekeled (author) 2014-08-23
Do you, too, have a question (or questions) about Humes? Put them down below and they will be answered. Q: What do areas of high (or low) Hume concentration look like? -Dr. S A: An area of low Hume…
Voice of Decay AndarielHalo (author) 2014-08-26
The house hadn't been wrecked. That at least was a blessing. She hadn't known Rhiannon to be a peaceful drunk, and it had been two days since Priss had punched her out. She'd left the lights on before…
A Suicide Note Ihp (author) 2014-08-26
I am going to kill myself. Who am I kidding? I probably can't even die at this point. I know that the cyanide I injected isn't working because of the antitoxins put into my blood over a decade ago….
Divine Demands TwistedGears (author) 2014-08-27
Jakeob Aldon stared at the card that Felix Cori had given her. Or maybe she should start calling him The Critic. She let out a sigh and stretched out across her bed, flipping the card between her…
Fourth and Long djkaktus (author) 2014-08-27
Welcome back, sports fans! This is Hermes Evaristas, and with me as always is Eupraxia Kassandros. If you're just joining us, the score is 24-28, and we've reached the two-minute warning in the…
This is Only a Test Abhainn (author) 2014-08-28
Agent Meyers felt something cold on his thigh, rousing him enough to realize that he also had a headache. Meyers had been hungover more than once before and began to catalog the telltale signs except…

September 2014


Title Author Created
The Shark, Pt.1 Technician Downs (author) 2014-09-04
The Lion’s Head Hotel was not a hotel. The word “hotel” typically evokes the mental image of one of those swanky, New York City high-rise hotels, with red velvet carpeting in the lobby and…
Good As New Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-09-07
Aaron Howell sat quietly on his bed. While a normal eleven year old boy might be busy creating epic space battles with his toys, this one just did not have the energy. The late afternoon sun peered in…
Miss Heir TwistedGears (author) 2014-09-08
Felicia had always hated the snow. It was cold, it was wet, and she was one of the few kids who were actually upset when school was canceled. On top of all that, it rendered her already shoddy vehicle…
Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-08
Going Straight To Hell In A Lincoln Continental | DNM | I Double E - | - | - OPERATION CANNERY ROW Keeping Our Friends Close, Whether They Like It Or Not As part of our continued effort to…
Of Meetings and Meals weizhong (author) 2014-09-08
“Papa, papa!” The young girl’s shrieks greeted Katsuo Tanaka as he opened the door. With a weary smile on his face, the detective knelt down to grab his daughter in a hug. “Looks like someone’s happy…
Kingdom of Stone: The End of a Man Nanoro (author) 2014-09-09
I walked. I knew my end was near. I had not felt my feet for ages now, Overseer knows for how long. They used to ache, but that stopped quickly. As soon as they began to turn to stone, that is. I am…
Postgame djkaktus (author) 2014-09-09
Hail! Hail!, to old Alexylva! Bastion of the noble and the brave! Glory be to proud Alexylva! May her mighty banners raise! Cron Apostolou sat on a bleacher near the back of the locker room,…
Kingdom of Stone: The Under-Class AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-10
When I saw the sky open, I suspected they would make their attempt there. What I expected was a bumbling mass of men, noise and frenzy, cowed by the glint of steel. At worst, some would die….
Fault Lines Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-12
Quinine’s bitter, sugar’s sweet! The music blared. It was the only way she could stay alert in the early mornings. Regional Director Kate McTiriss drummed her fingers on the desk, whiny lo-fi music…
Going Straight To Hell In A Lincoln Continental Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-12
Fault Lines | DNM | Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 - | - | - McTiriss, Solowski, Houghton and Perez stumbled, but landed on their feet. The ninety-degree shift in gravity upon jumping…
The Hyacinth Hymnal Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-13
I Double E | DNM | Seven Vignettes From The Life Of Mackenzie Lee-Crook - | - | - SCP Foundation Audio Database File 98A07 - Excerpts from the Hyacinth Hymnal, 2012–13. A shortwave radio…
Rot AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-15
'How're the hormones treating you?' Priss nodded. Sharpe gripped her fingers on her thigh, clearly more affected by it than Priscilla Locke was, That's . She does it in front of other people? …
I Double E Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-15
Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 | DNM | The Hyacinth Hymnal - | - | - I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. As the lily among thorns, so is my love among the…
Memory of a Masterpiece Zyn (author) 2014-09-16
Expedition log ███ Item Class: Not Applicable (anomalous object) Current Location: deciduous forest in ██████, ███████ (relocation discouraged) Temporary Designation: AO-9131 Day 1 Notes: AO-9131…
Seven Vignettes From The Life Of Mackenzie Lee-Crook Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-17
The Hyacinth Hymnal | DNM | Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation Regional Print Media Archive - | - | - 1. Visions Of Sugared Pastry Cooked Up In Clarified Butter The smell of…
Exasperated Efforts TwistedGears (author) 2014-09-19
Jakeob Aldon glared at Felix Cori, and Felix smugged at her. Smugged is now a word, it is the past-tense of smug, which is also now a verb. It means to be in a state of deserving a punch in your…
Shellfish For Breakfast InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-09-23
The biologists observed as the former canine spewed its guts from its new thoracic orifice. It used them like a clam's foot to drag itself across the linoleum floor. Nathaniel's expression was one of…
Potent Drug AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-23
like the deepest orgasm couldn't achieve, nor the sweetest liqueur Priss watched as the Anabasis came on, sending that familiar streak of cool air through the room, and the man-shaped mass was…
Kingdom Of Stone: A Monolithic Species AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-24
She missed the sun. It was still there, of course. It would outlast her, she imagined Hagne-Allon had caught up with the mass of former miners just before they could begin to dissipate into aimless…
Banana Smoothie InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-09-25
So, let's get this straight. It's a deer, with airbags? The corpse was unceremoniously dumped onto the dissection table. The dog-clam had been removed and placed in a small pet carrier outside the…
The One Thousand Deaths of Pastor Lewis Robinson: The Ethics of Repeatedly Drowning Baptists Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-09-25
The following letter was among several similar unsent letters, the initial recovery of which is credited to Dr. Jacobs. Following their recovery, and at Dr. Jacobs' request, a psychological review was…
First Ones In AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-30
Ey, who you callin' bái chī, bái chī? Qianlong shouted. The Eight Banner system of the Qing Empire's army had been maintained for hundreds of years, with each banner consisting of men of certain…

October 2014


Title Author Created
Memory Of Days Long Past Djoric (author) 2014-10-01
Hey, have you read the Adventuring Interlude and the rest of Adventures in Capitalism? You probably should! Isabel’s bright red high-top sneakers crunched through the snow. The shadows had grown long…
Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation's Regional Print Media Archive Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-10-01
Seven Vignettes From The Life Of Mackenzie Lee-Crook | DNM - | - | - OPERATION CANNERY ROW Keeping Our Friends Close, Whether They Like It Or Not As part of our continued effort to ensure our…
Sex, Success, and Targeted Advertising Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-10-04
Phillip Foster's wife was away at a teacher's conference, and he had the whole house to himself. Mostly that meant he could walk around in his boxers and watch whatever he wanted. It was getting late,…
Underbed Nanoro (author) 2014-10-06
my mummy bouhgt me a diary I really like it I dunt really know how to write good yet tough it has butterflies on it I like butterflies and green creyons I writted this with creyon okay I have to go…
Family Planning Dr Cuddles (author) 2014-10-07
To marry, to rear his daughters, these things were on the surface good. But to have had the long years in his power, to have controlled their lives, to have warped their natures even, these might be…
Activity Documentation File 11-A Roget (author) 2014-10-07
FILE 11-A Foundation Identification Icon. Group Name(s): Oneiroi, Oneiroi Collective, Oneiroi Gardens Group Classification: Non-human, Business(?), Unification, Extra-Dimensional Operation…
Key Biscayne AndarielHalo (author) 2014-10-07
They were aiming into the crowd now, utter insanity written in their faces Priss came home late, and found saw her sister wide awake, dressed in one of Priss's bathrobes. She was smirking fiendishly…
Just Like Me InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-09
In effect, Nathan, nor Doctor Hart, had exactly expected that the residue would react so violently to the chemicals found in a field testing kit. Neither did they really expect that it would cause a…
How To Debate An Armchair InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-09
As with any day in the life of House God, the morning began not with an alarm, not with the cock's cry, and nor by the creaking of the floorboards. No, the morning began with the daily shouting match…
The Art of Coping with Anomalies in the Gulf Region Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-10-10
I stare out into the dimly lit Gulf of Mexico as the sun's last rays peek over the horizon. One thought goes through my mind, as a glimmer of light illuminates a sign welcoming me to Orange Beach,…
Prologue: Your Dream Is Not Terribly Marketable trennerdios (author) 2014-10-10
Plastic shrapnel bounced off Koning's torso                                                                                                                             I just I mean look at this. How…
Fear Alone djkaktus (author) 2014-10-12
The two doctors stood side by side in the tiny room, facing the locked door on the other side of the one they had just entered through. The elder of the two quietly flipped through a number of pages…
Canola Oil Panic InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-14
Nathaniel Atkinson rang up the green and red nozzle, holstering it in the 7-Eleven gas pump, his other hand occupied with a half-eaten dragonfruit. The pump offered him a receipt, abruptly, which he…
Snow Matter - What? Ihp (author) 2014-10-15
It snowed two inches overnight in Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. Schools were cancelled for the day, perhaps for the week, while snowplows were gotten ready. Those who had to go to work had to scrape off…
If at First You Don't Succeed... TL333s (author) 2014-10-15
My cousins down the Day-twah say we don't get made like we used to. The way I sees it, that just means each of us what's left gotta work that much harder to do his part. I do work hard. I've tried and…
Facetious Fanatics TwistedGears (author) 2014-10-15
Jakeob Aldon squinted as The Janitor's Way collapsed behind her, nonlight from the being's personal space bathing her workshop in its ethereal unglow. She shivered, her shirt soaked with Everett. She…
Last One to Die AndarielHalo (author) 2014-10-15
Do you have any idea how mind-numbingly pointless this is? Yeah, I said. Why do you keep doing it? Rage. Hate. It's an incredible high. This isn't about how you feel. 'It's about the human…
Trip Hammer weizhong (author) 2014-10-16
“Tell me that you’ve got something that we can actually use, please, for the love of all the gods and spirits.” Commander Minori Iwata sighed as she promptly eased herself into a chair at the…
The Ballad of Region 352 Zolgamax (author) 2014-10-16
The following document was recovered from the field journal of LMTF 352-Dalet agent Isaac Allred-Smith during a routine documentation audit. At the request of Regional Director Kate McTiriss, it has…
The Giant at the End of Days Von Pincier (author) 2014-10-20
A Threat Appears. Wake! And cast off sleep from waiting limbs! Strike With Purpose. I woke up a long time ago, if you must know. Oh, I'm sure you've read the legends. Or perhaps watched them in those…
We Who Poke With Sticks PeppersGhost (author) 2014-10-21
I am a professional stick watcher, and I love my job                                                                                                                             The following article…
Israfil FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-10-21
I don't know nothin' about it. I just shut the window. I ain't kiddin', neither. I sit and I wait and when the light turns red, I shut the window. Been doin' that for Hell, I dunno. Long ass time….
I ≠ I Von Pincier (author) 2014-10-23
At 1:26 there are eleven of us. We three- Rhetorician, Linguist and I, Logician- wish luck to they eight and they enter the Dais in the damp stone vault beneath the old Forum Romanum. They are…
Save Her From Herself AndarielHalo (author) 2014-10-25
You, Priss Locke, are not responsible for your sister or her actions. Priscilla Locke waited all night for her sister to return. The next morning, she found Rhiannon's cell phone in the bathroom; it…
Reboot or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Apocalypses A Random Day (author) 2014-10-25
1 Oh God, this is it! It's happening! Calm down. We've prepped for this. What kind of scenario? AK-class, cause unclear. The signal came from Area-23. Critical containment failure, final…
And He Will Crash Upon The Rocks trennerdios (author) 2014-10-27
The pulsing shriek continued below me                                                                                                                             It is often said that when you die,…
Origin: One Day Your Toes May Reach The Trees trennerdios (author) 2014-10-27
He is not a guy, Mommy! He is a swing                                                                                                                             Ha, yes! Finally! What you talking…
That'll Do Pig. That'll Do. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-10-28
Doctor Foster fiddled with his name tag. He'd always hated that picture. He paused for just for a moment to look down and frown at himself before he kept walking down the hall. Site-88 was coming up…
It Grows On Trees InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-28
To be frank, Atkinson hadn't expected the object to create cockroach-like entities with thorns covering their exoskeletons. For organisms composed of plant matter, they packed enough of a punch to…
That's the Spirit! Zolgamax (author) 2014-10-31
Agent Isaac Allred-Smith was not having a good October. It had all started on September 30, when he'd filed a request for temporary leave. Under Reason for Request , he'd written, Too much goddamn…

November 2014


Title Author Created
Sounds of Anger themanofum (author) 2014-11-01
The skies split open. A great blackened hole dissipated the clouds and chilled the thin mountain air. A hollow clanging emanated through the range, scattering the wildlife and singeing the flora's…
Three Men Named Con Murphy Randomini (author) 2014-11-02
Conrad Murphy approached the entrance of Humanoid Containment Site-29-2, covered by the dark, moonless night. He pulled the elastic from the back of his blank white mask, letting it snap across the…
To The Dreams He Is No Nobody SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-03
☦Nobody enters the dreamlands.☦ On this side, he is referred to as Nobody. One can call that name a play on words. A joke of words. A slice of humor within words. But…
Existential Crisis InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-11-03
One could not say that that Lucas Johann was a hard-working individual. In fact, one could not even make the statement that Lucas Johann was fit for enrollment at the University of Chicago. It would…
A Eulogic Elegy For The Dreams SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-04
☦The dreams are dying.☦ October 10th, 2167 Things are getting desperate in the land of dreams. The Oneiroi Collective has gathered in a secluded space of a dream fragment, like a crowd of seals…
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi spikebrennan (author) 2014-11-06
Site 122 automated optical recognition log of observations of emergences through SCP-1322 Timestamp: 08.24.2016 05:33.06.00803244Z Reference: Incident 50738C Emergence: 2300 (± 150) count of…
I Wish To Be An Asteroid, Burning To Nothing SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-07
☦A story about our Cosmonaut.☦ I am a second, human-shaped moon circling around my home. That lie comforts me when I am at my loneliest. I am a forgotten, lost human, whose efforts will be remembered…
Gray God TwistedGears (author) 2014-11-09
Jakeob Aldon watched the makeshift cast of The Hanged King's Tragedy sway back and forth. Almost a dozen anartists hung from nooses that extended all the way up to the warehouse's rafters. The initial…
Shutout Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-11-10
It was a cold evening, and it was the time of year when it starts to get dark around six. My brother had gone inside — we could hardly see the ball we were tossing around since they moved the street…
Expanded Biography of "The Administrator" Roget (author) 2014-11-10
Well, it all got started when I became god. The Administrator explaining the dangers of containment to President Eiseinhower Security Clearance: Qliphoth Duties: The Administrator is more of an…
I Wrote a Tale SunnyClockwork (author) 2014-11-12
I wrote a tale. A tale, maybe. Is it a tale, Jacob? Jacob? If it's not a tale, what is it then? The kids, Jacob. Where are the kids? But I don't like oysters. Or computation. I shouldn't have run the…
The Woodvale Incident Kalinin (author) 2014-11-19
September 23, 1949: United States President Harry S. Truman announces to the world that the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics has successfully detonated an atomic weapon, ending the United States'…
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily TL333s (author) 2014-11-19
The smothering ennui of an awkward situation cannot stand in the face of an onrushing waterfall. One moment, they had been boating calmly along the Bresque. Papá sat at one end of the boat, stroking…
Star-bound A Vacuum (author) 2014-11-21
Written by Whatopercy                                                                                                                             It was a beautiful winter evening at Site-197 in…
Who You Gonna Call? Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-11-22
I turned the radio down. Classic rock hits blared faintly in the background, and I flipped my Paranormal Investigations Badge between my fingers. Ever since the Event, when the Foundation went public…
Where Bad Children Go Zolgamax (author) 2014-11-22
Though a powerful mind can overwrite all of existence, it requires significant discipline to truly eradicate what has come before. A burst of reality-altering energy, if unfocused, might radically…
Mission Statement Dr Reach (author) 2014-11-22
The alarm sounds its gentle, delicate electro-waltz. It does not wake me up; I have been awake for almost two hours now. Dreams are not safe anymore. I stand up, knowing I cannot fool the kind tyrant…
Stage Fright NomadMonad (author) 2014-11-22
If I do, and I'm wrong, humanity dies. For a year or two. If I don't, and I'm right, humanity dies. Forever. The figure stared at the stone wall for a moment, wearing sweatpants and a hoodie, as if…
I, Autarch Kalinin (author) 2014-11-22
My name is Frank Carson, Autarch of the Enlightened Republic and Free Association of Wyoming. I have overseen the Universal Dominion of the State of Wyoming and its citizenry for four thousand, nine…
Starch and Cream djkaktus (author) 2014-11-22
ೋღ☃ Starch and Cream ☃ღೋ -A Silly Dystopian Fiction in Three Parts- By djkaktus Part One: The Wild Winds Book of the Holy Feast, Chapter 4 - Episode 3 - Verse 7 Oh blessed Cake, first and foremost…
The Melody Of Autumn, Passing Into Winter SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-22
☦Dystopia tale about the Scravecrow.☦ Things were falling apart, even though they were finally coming together. He watched the world from his high tower, wires coiling around the steps to his throne…
Cakework CirclesAndSquares (author) 2014-11-22
The shift whistle’s shriek broke morning air like a porcelain plate. A crow that had been roosting atop the Dispensary took flight with an indignant cry of its own. The crow was fat. All crows were…
Farming And Coffee And The End Of The World Salt Lick (author) 2014-11-22
Once, there was a rundown diner where two elderly men were sitting, waiting for a third to show. It was dark out and the only light that could be seen outside was that single, dimly-flickering lamp…
I hope you get back to me soon Dr Hysteria (author) 2014-11-23
FINAL MESSAGE SENT: 163 YEARS AGO                                                                                                                             SCP FOUNDATION STANDARD COMPUTER…
Dial S For SCP Loiterer87 (author) 2014-11-24
Project Crossover Dial S For SCP This is an actual item? Yes sir. An actual item to be kept and contained on Site. Not one of those random weird objects we have, like the ducks? Sir, it…
Cosmology through Itself Cris_to_Baal (author) 2014-11-25
Allah is the Light of the heavens and the earth. The example of His light is like a niche within which is a lamp, the lamp is within glass, the glass as if it were a pearly white star lit from the…
Sunset Pr10r (author) 2014-11-26
Heat. There are too many, TOO MANY! Heat unimaginable. No flame, there could never be flame here, but more heat than almost anywhere. Surging plasma and searing vapour, springing from the surface of…
Enasni Si Gnihtyreve A Random Day (author) 2014-11-26
He inhales and exhales at a pace and intensity not unlike a buffalo mid-coitus. Of course, it isn't like anyone can hear him, given that the building is screaming while red lights strobe the corridor….
Kingdom of Stone: Slay, Cure, Protect AndarielHalo (author) 2014-11-26
The whole mob seemed to groan as it came to a halt, like steel creaking and bending. Dodger had a foot out, ready to take another step, but held put as the order came to halt. They'd arrived at…
In all Honesty, Cris_to_Baal (author) 2014-11-27
Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. Of all people, the fucking Satanists should have known better. Us too, you know? We should have exterminated the GOC as soon as they started…
Step Right Up! Roget (author) 2014-11-28
You missed. Shut up. Rosen covered his eyes, grunting with disapproval as he surveyed his throw. Victoria Rockward skipped up to the starting point, grinning like a madman. It's my toss now,…
Remember You Zyn (author) 2014-11-29
Today was a filing day, as far as Riven could tell. Kiryu Labs processed a cache of anomalous items every week. Generally, said anomalous items usually came accompanied by some basic safety…
Decommissioned Dillinger PhD (author) 2014-11-29
He'd never seen it in person and now he never would.                                                                                                                             Item #: SCP-13175…

December 2014


Title Author Created
She's Angry and Going South Vivax (author) 2014-12-01
He sank his knife into the seal which stared up at him without flinching as all the seals had on his trip south. Its hot blood steamed and coagulated on the ice as it flailed weakly,…
Aftermath Agent MacLeod (author) 2014-12-01
I was there, assisting in the cleanup of something that should not have been. …
Let Me Guess, Applesauce? Waterfire (author) 2014-12-01
The Foundation used to lock things away, Things, this and that, which they called special. Every object that they deemed unique enough to keep was kept Safe and secure within their gates. Each one…
∆K=([ϑK/ ϑx], [ ϑK/ ϑy], [ ϑK/ ϑz]) Or: Episiotometrics Eskobar (author) 2014-12-01
How long have we got? Matthew said, his stomach growling. Zeke had been looking at his watch almost constantly for the last twenty minutes. “Three minutes, ten seconds. Nine seconds.” A pause. “Five…
So It Was Decibelles (author) 2014-12-01
☦Rose encounters the end of her known universe.☦ &#3…
C-Sharp Sophia Light (author) 2014-12-01
Agent Morisato heard the sound of C-Sharp and, at first, ducked. Then she registered the tall glass window next to her, which faced windows from other office buildings. She reconsidered, and bolted…
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 1 Djoric (author) 2014-12-14
None of the members of the Black Rabbit Company were terribly fond of boxes Boss looked down at the unconscious man sprawled out on her bed. Horribly uncomfortable thing, that bed: the mattress was…
Meeting Over Coffee Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-15
Daniel Navarro sat alone at a secluded table in a coffee house in Portland. Rather than the usual attire he wore while acting as an agent for the Foundation, here he sat in a set of street clothes….
J. T. H. Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-20
Navarro groaned loudly as he placed his right hand to his head. He felt as if someone had attempted to crack it open, but failed and decided to punch it repeatedly instead. Slowly, he propped himself…
The Farm pxdnbluesoul (author) 2014-12-20
You mean to tell me, there are four billion virtual machines active on one server? Jason Ortega pointed a bony finger at the server rack, face drawn into a frown. Not active all at the same time,…
The 12 Days of Site 87's Christmas Ihp (author) 2014-12-20
On the First day of Christmas, 87 Gave to me Tristan Bailey, putting up a Christmas tree. He had drawn the short straw, and was tasked with putting up the tree this year, which had been bought from a…
Navarro Saves Christmas TwistedGears (author) 2014-12-21
Lackluster lights twinkled within one of Site 19's various staff lounges. They were a dull affair, nothing but a sequence of blinking yellow lights strung up around the edges of the ceiling. A single,…
The North Pole Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-12-21
What appeared to be a techno remix of Santa Baby blasted over the sound system, while Polly began to strip. It was Christmas Eve inside SCP-2713, which meant the bizarreness was going to be stepped…
I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die Roget (author) 2014-12-21
Dr. Ralph Roget knocked on the door, shave-and-a-haircut style. It was the way he always knocked when he was a kid, coming with Mom to see the grandparents. It was also the only way for the…
The Night Before [REDACTED] Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-12-22
Twas the night before Christmas at Site-88, And Robert the guard was running quite late, All the skips were contained in their cells with such care, That everyone hoped, as did Bob, they'd stay there,…
No One Should Be Alone Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-22
Researcher Conwell sat alone at his desk. The sound of his typing filled the silence that otherwise engulfed the lab. With a large yawn, he took the opportunity to check the clock. It was 7:48 PM,…
Set Up Thine Altar Here FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-12-22
… Dr. Thaddeus Xyank leaned back in his chair, staring at the ceiling, wishing desperately to find a radio station that was not playing that godawful holiday music. A record snowfall on Christmas…
The Ballad of Santa Troy A Random Day (author) 2014-12-23
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the site Everyone was busy, typing up skips (well, except Bright). Pixel and Moose fought to keep peace in the chat, For the Christmas trolls had…
Leeway Decibelles (author) 2014-12-23
☦A tale about an attic Olivia can't ever climb into.☦ &#3…
Reconciliation djkaktus (author) 2014-12-23
The weather at Site 81 during the winter was typically a mix of cold and wet, with minor variations taking cues from there. Any given day it could be overcast and just above freezing, where the…
An Armenian Bodybuilder Exercises His Legal Rights Randomini (author) 2014-12-24
It was refreshing to have bruises on my skin. My mouth felt slightly off. I reached up to my jaw, then clicked it back into place. I spat out blood and a few teeth, then felt hard matter extrude from…
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 2 Djoric (author) 2014-12-28
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 1 | Hub | Stealing Solidarity: Phase 3 Area-08 was located more or less five hundred miles west of the Azores, and consisted of a small, desolate island, and a…
Can Haz Memes Drewbear (author) 2014-12-28
I'm telling you, lolcats are not a memetic threat. Stop trying to get them classified. Professor Anders Bjornsen looked with exasperation at the woman seated across the desk from him. Dr. Blaire…
Rollover Hours Jekeled (author) 2014-12-30
Overtime's killer.                                                                                                                             -all right. I'm glad to hear that. Fantastic. Excellent!…

January 2015


Title Author Created
Sidelines' Sarabande Dr Reach (author) 2015-01-01
They needed to hitch a ride… At first, like most in the Area-08-B Engineering Sector, Doctor Richard Barnard paid close attention to the thunderous speakers. They usually broadcast the firm yet…
Containment Breach The Musical PeppersGhost (author) 2015-01-02
A summary of the Broadway hit.                                                                                                                             When we first discovered a way to pull…
Stop going in circles Tuomey Tombstone (author) 2015-01-02
Psych dept notes: This notebook is for researcher notes only and may not be used for formal diagnosis. Female, humanoid, late-teenage SCP which randomly causes small scale reality shifts based on what…
Beneath the Name Dmatix (author) 2015-01-07
Note: the following manuscript was found in storage vault #████ in ██████'s branch of ██████ United, a banking house belonging to the Foundation. The circumstances of how the document came to be…
Faith Crayne (author) 2015-01-07
For the 2014 Secret Santa Art Exchange, I was challenged by LordSpy to write a tale based on the output of a random plot generator. I used the creepypasta plot generator created by Syera, found here….
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 3 Djoric (author) 2015-01-08
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 2 | Hub | Stealing Solidarity: Phase 4 Hieronymus was the oldest of the D-class aboard the Solidarity. He alone remembered the time when the Glass Mothers were of…
Brainstorm Von Pincier (author) 2015-01-09
In a time before. Before Glass Mother. Before Lord Warden. Before Ancestors Themselves. There were Ghosts. And the Ghosts were strong. And the Ghosts watched over the Deep Hull. And the Ghosts tended…
Another Boring Night Ihp (author) 2015-01-12
Note Bene: It would behoove you to read Unusual Happenings before looking at this tale. Quinn MacAllister felt like a stereotypical cop, eating a doughnut while sitting in an unmarked vehicle,…
A Funeral On Mars Djoric (author) 2015-01-15
There was a funeral on Mars. No one was invited. Far away, certain inhabitants of La Cañada Flintridge would go home with an empty, bittersweet taste caked dry in their stomachs. A door in their lives…
Anime Is Art Too, Guys Decibelles (author) 2015-01-17
☦An anartist wants to get an anime produced.☦ &#3…
Angel Of Red And White Randomini (author) 2015-01-17
The coldest I have ever been was the day I was born. Alaska, of course, is a very cold state to begin with, even in the middle of summer. I was born in the winter. It was on New Year’s Day, twenty…
When Moses Goes Wrong Loiterer87 (author) 2015-01-20
David awoke with a splitting headache. Somehow once again, he'd fallen asleep at the Library. Either that or a Docent had followed him home. A table, a chair and a lot of stacks of books reaching from…
Ketergrams Michael Atreus (author) 2015-01-23
Overview Fatality #1 Fatality #2 Fatalities #3, #4 Fatality #5 Fatalities #6 - #13 Fatalities for 2014 Ketergrams are part of the Safety Subcommittee's program to promptly disseminate facts and…
Syringes djkaktus (author) 2015-01-28
SCP Foundation Department of Personnel Transfer Request Date: 07/13/2013 Supervising Director: Dir. Colin Blackmon, Site-47 Personnel Member: Agent Randall Buchanan Current Site Assignment: Site-47…
Unraveled Crayne (author) 2015-01-29
Think of reality as a tapestry. Each individual strand within that tapestry represents a concept within this reality construct. As in any fabric, these concepts are interwoven to provide a stable…
We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five qntm (author) 2015-01-31
Can I smoke? This time the receptionist narrows her eyes at Marion. No, she says. You No, you can't smoke anywhere on Site 200. Just because it's an administration building doesn't mean we don't…

February 2015


Title Author Created
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 4 Djoric (author) 2015-02-01
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 3 | Hub | Stealing Solidarity: Epilogue The cosmos creased upon itself, blooming outwards in an origami sphere of lotus-folds. There was a vast silence. 15.7 miles…
Stealing Solidarity: Epilogue Djoric (author) 2015-02-01
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 4 | Hub Nanami set her fingers against the grand piano’s keys, and began to play. Hisaishi. ‘One Summer’s Day’. She was, for the first time in a long time, at peace….
Take On Me Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-02-01
He was certain of one thing. There was going to be hell to pay. After what he'd done, there could be no other result. Dr. Christian Morse shifted in his seat uncomfortably as several men and women…
Time Crime in Greater Wisconsin - A Primer Petrograd (author) 2015-02-01
Alright, come on in, have a seat. Officers Wallach, Friedman, congratulations on graduating from the academy. Sergeant Bickell, I’m pleased you were able to transfer from Milwaukee. Usually we…
Taproots Ihp (author) 2015-02-02
The trouble started with a supposed gas leak at a bank all the way across the state. Quinn was too busy to wonder why the Skippers had such an uncreative cover story, because she was driving,…
Close of Play TwistedGears (author) 2015-02-04
San Luis Obispo, California sits approximately halfway between Los Angeles and San Francisco, stands seventy-one meters above sea level, and hovers over most of California thanks to a governmental…
Squires djkaktus (author) 2015-02-05
Look, it's too fucking dark for this. I can't see shit over there. Keep looking, alright? It's just now eleven, it'll be happening soon. You keep saying that. The two young men were perched on…
The Fellowship LurkD (author) 2015-02-05
[13:40] Evil_Empire (~PI.9E7Q00U5.I4332YF1.V9927CD6|alliztahP#PI.9E7Q00U5.I4332YF1.V9927CD6|alliztahP) has joined [13:40] DarkDays Sup Empire? [13:40] Evil_Empire Not much. I see they haven't logged in yet. [13:40] DarkDays Correlion…
All The King's Men djkaktus (author) 2015-02-05
Agent Hanlon sat quietly in the empty conference room, occasionally shuffling papers and twiddling his thumbs. He glanced at a watch that hadn't kept accurate time in about a week, and then at the…
The First Fifty-Five Von Pincier (author) 2015-02-06
Excerpt from Hunt and Gather: Stories from the Recovery , compiled and edited by A. Haley. Available for public access in United Nations Occult Coalition Archive 1, East Sector. Douglas Pangwar…
Of Brothers And Fathers Roget (author) 2015-02-09
J. Edgar Hoover was sitting in his office, writing something, when Robert Parsley entered it for the last time. A half-eaten danish sat on the desk. Have a seat. Robert did. How is the Atlanta case…
The Lingering Lark of Leviathan Square daveyoufool (author) 2015-02-14
SCP-123-Omicron-A - as much of its body that we could display. An item we number in our special way: SCP-123-Omicron-A Its class is a: Keter, not safe in the least. An eater, dear reader, a…
Excerpts From The Medical Tragedy of Dr. Bartholomew Artz, Author Unknown Ihp (author) 2015-02-20
Act Primus, Scene Secundus An Office in Berlin [Enter The Doctor Bartholomew Artz] The Doctor: Alack! Plague is too common in this time And skin is feasted as it festers, boiled And young babes die,…
Game Manual TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-02-20
Foundation Secure, Contain, Protect A Wondertainment Co. game Contents of the SCP Foundation Special Edition Box® In the box you can find a single disc, compatible with all modern computers…
Inside-Out Communism will win (author) 2015-02-20
on her forehead                                                                                                                             Report on "SCP-17591" History of the International…
Ad Majorem Bonum spikebrennan (author) 2015-02-20
“…sicut erat in principio, et nunc et semper, et in saecula saeculorum, amen” mumbled Father Hector Gomez (S.J.) as he absently fingered his rosary beads. He opened his eyes and glanced at the clock….
Beneath The Council Pr10r (author) 2015-02-21
This is a tale about before. Before the cave and the mountains, before the hills and the forests, before the oceans and the sky. This is a tale about where we came from, children, and about why we…
What You Are In the Dark Doc_Sanford (author) 2015-02-21
SCPOS V3.2 Entry #1 Close. Warning: Containment breach ongoing. Remain in your offices. Allow onsite security to recontain escaped SCPs. Warning: Containment breach ongoing. Remain in your offices….
Vescatur Perago Randomini (author) 2015-02-23
And so, at last, it had come to this. Years of poring over religious manuscripts and numerological heraldry. Countless sleepless nights dedicated to documenting the most complex and perverse rituals…
Shell Shock thefriendlyvandal (author) 2015-02-23
Suffocating. The air was suffocating, and the early morning banter usually shared with him and the rest of the guards was reduced to silence, and the floor was stained with blood and his gun was…
The Beginning Of The End Silberescher (author) 2015-02-24
The Beginning of the End Prologue: Sanctuary PLAY THE BEGINNING OF THE END OR READ THE PROLOGUE IN THE SECOND TAB The air around Site Director Zura became cold and clean in the halls of Site 19…
The Lucky Dinosaur Sophia Light (author) 2015-02-24
The Lucky Dinosaur You are attempting to view classified materials Please enter a password: Documents presented in viewing order Location: Site 19, Kiryu Labs Personnel…
The Summer King DrEverettMann (author) 2015-02-24
SCP-076 Document 076-1: Procedure 07-Frazer Drone Warfare Other Reports Item #: SCP-076 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: The land around SCP-076-B is owned by the French…
Probe-H9 LurkD (author) 2015-02-24
[151631.1219] PH9 PROBE-H9 TO DEEP RECON. [151631.1236] DRC *ahem* Probe-H9, this is deep recon. Found something in quadrant-86 besides nothingness? Or can I just cross this one off the list as…
All Along Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-02-26
Foundation Orbital Research Compound 5, Meeting Room A. July 12th, 1973, 23:15 hours GMT. Dr. Marko, testing with SCP-3203 is to be halted for the foreseeable future. The man at the head of the…
Pitch Meeting Von Pincier (author) 2015-02-26
Foundation Lunar Research Site 01, Secure Conference Room 1-O. July 19th, 1973, 10:36 hours GMT. O5-10 reached up to adjust his collar electrolarynx, then stopped as his hand refused to move. Removing…

March 2015


Title Author Created
They Who Find Darkness Loving SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-03-01
Doctor Avery Solace woke up, got dressed, and pretended not to notice the black, slime-coated humanoid in the shadowy corner of their room. Doctor Avery Solace used to work under the memetics…
A Sort of Challenge Zyn (author) 2015-03-01
It was eight in the morning and researcher Riven Mercer was on fire. That fact was probably something he should be more worried about, he thought to himself as he walked a pace and a half to his right…
It's Just A Dream WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-03-01
Incident 209-A Experiment 209-A Experiment 209-B Experiment 209-C Hey. Up late? Thought you were off duty. What you got there? Oh, I'm just going over the old reports from SCP-209 again. You…
Lucid Daydreaming TwistedGears (author) 2015-03-01
Misser Sticks was not enjoying his existence. For one he was jammed into a storage closet with no company but some paint cans, and for another his elbows were pressing into his featureless face. For…
First Quarto ahbonjour (author) 2015-03-02
A collection of sonnets based on different SCPs.                                                                                                                             184 134 1733 1370 2201…
And Then There Were None Bennings (author) 2015-03-02
Ten little soldiers, all having crossed the line, One was distracted, and then there were nine. Nine little soldiers, reading books at late, One got too tired, and then there were eight. Eight little…
When We Came Home Djoric (author) 2015-03-03
In the days when the Flood receded, and magic once again flourished in the world, it came to be that man discovered the Chronicle of the Daevas, that ancient compact. Hands misled by doubts and dark…
A Circus of a Wreck OZ Ouroboros (author) 2015-03-05
| A Circus Milked Dry | A Circus With Paranoia A sudden crack broke the silence of a vast, infinite plane of the white landscape known to the Clowns of the Circus of Disquieting as the…
ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED! LurkD (author) 2015-03-06
HUB | Part I: ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED! | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V Glacon, you there? I am, Alexandra. My survivors just died or rather eaten. I just couldn't…
keine Kosten zu hoch Agent MacLeod (author) 2015-03-06
Reichsführer Himmler, development of the weapon is going well….
The Watchtower Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-03-06
Foundation Orbital Research Compound 05, CACC July 13th, 1973, 00:23 hours GMT. Sir, Lieutenant Mackie said, inputting a code into her consoles, They're hailing us. Cooper sighed, Visual? Mackie…
Playing the Hand You're Dealt Drewbear (author) 2015-03-07
Literary Excerpts Consulting Internal Documentation Excerpts from D. Walmorgna's Codex of Esoteric Therapeutic Tools pg. 45 The tarot deck is commonly seen as a focus tool for prognostication and…
But We Do Not Talk About That Randomini (author) 2015-03-09
People die. Expendables? Two in three. Per week. Security? Two in three. Per month. Researchers? Two in three. Per year. Doctors? Two in three. Per decade. Look to your left. Look to your right. And…
Command-Query Separation LurkD (author) 2015-03-09
HUB | Part I | Part II: Command-Query Separation | Part III | Part IV | Part V These drills are fun but exhausting. I do not detect any significant changes in my processing speeds. …
Of Portals, Plasma Cannons And Other Boring Things Ihp (author) 2015-03-11
Foundation Liaison Dexter Adams groaned as he entered the wreckage that was the bank's basement, noticing the crews still trying to open a large, metal door that took up most of the room. He looked at…
The Person in Rags Dewman (author) 2015-03-13
It had been five days since the incident. Eric hadn't spoken more than three words since then. What was there to say? Sixty-seven people were dead, most of them people he knew. He’d gone to the…
A Circus With Paranoia OZ Ouroboros (author) 2015-03-15
A Circus of a Wreck ♪~♪~ . ♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~ . ♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪ ♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪ I can stand the sight of worms And look at microscopic germs But technicolor pachyderms Is really too much for…
Superencipherment LurkD (author) 2015-03-17
HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III: Superencipherment | Part IV | Part V You called? Alexandra, Site-17 has gone dark. Have you been able to get a connection through in the last few…
Dossier - FSF Delivery Zolgamax (author) 2015-03-19
Overview Crew List Dispatch Timeline Experimental Components Buffer Protocol Official Designation: Foundation Space Forces Light vessel Varuna [Modified] Delivery Design Summary: The Delivery…
Document #017-1 Roget (author) 2015-03-19
Site-12, Monday Morning. 4:00. January 11th, 2025. Containment area of SCP-5200 Researcher Boyd closed the hatch behind him, and turned to face the containment vault's occupant. Boyd thought he looked…
The Frail AndarielHalo (author) 2015-03-19
My sister, my host, kept me hostage. Let me tell you about my life, just a short while ago. There's a point in time in everyone's life where they are not free. Whether through fault of their own or…
"UHEC" DrClef (author) 2015-03-23
The sign outside the room was stolen from a construction site. It looked like this: Inside the room, Special Agent Lynisha Taylor (United Nations Global Occult Coalition, PHYSICS Division, Strike…
Immediate Actions DrEverettMann (author) 2015-03-23
There were explosions on site. It wasn't entirely unheard-of, but these didn't seem controlled. Also not unheard of, but it still made Iris nervous. The door to her cell opened, and an agent stood…
Clock Multiplier LurkD (author) 2015-03-25
HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV: Clock Multiplier | Part V Erasing Partitions 1-299 (100%): ::COMPLETED:: Decrypting Interlocks (25%): ███████████████            …
"Scramble Order" DrClef (author) 2015-03-25
Skunkboy knocked on the apartment door. There was no response. He knocked on the door again. Still no response. He very carefully stepped to one side of the door and pressed his ear against the wall….
Hunting Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-03-25
Agent Sasha Merlo sat alone in her office at Site-64. Her neck length brunette hair was neatly tied in a ponytail as she leaned back in her office chair, feet resting upon her desk. Her eyes were…
"I Quit." TheDuckman (author) 2015-03-26
You, what? Seven stared, aghast. She was the first of them to speak, but not the only one. You can't do that! Eight blustered, accusingly. He slammed his fist down on the table, and then shook it…
The Seed of an Idea thedeadlymoose (author) 2015-03-26
The small briefing room was intended to seat twenty people. Now, it held maybe sixty. Each and every one of the people crammed into the room were from the highest echelons of the Foundation. At least…
Contingency DrClef (author) 2015-03-26
You want me to go back into the field? We need you to go back into the field. This is not a request. This is an order, the woman in the mint-green pantsuit said. Dr. Alto Clef, (also known as…
Just A Formality Crayne (author) 2015-03-26
Dr. Daniel Aeslinger envied his peers outside of the Foundation. They only had to deal with life in the twenty-first century eroding mankind's sanity, and he supposed that was enough to deal with as…
Greener Pastures Wogglebug (author) 2015-03-28
It used to be different, but I suppose that all old men say that. That back in the day the air was cleaner, or the sun was brighter, or that the grass was greener. That’s how they remember it, so…
Waffling About Blaroth (author) 2015-03-29
Clef's dreams were shattered when his alarm decided to scream in his face. His eyes cracked open as a lazy hand fumbled to turn off the alarm. Another day, another 5AM start, and another struggle to…
Insurrection TroyL (author) 2015-03-30
Description: SCP-E15 is an Aryan female, approximately twelve years of age, which appears to release a deadly field of unknown composition. The field itself is composed of a form of radiation which is…
Hugo Hijinks djkaktus (author) 2015-03-30
Aldon sat on her tiny couch, quietly watching their tiny television. Or rather, she would've been watching the television, had their cable not gotten shut off earlier in the day. In the interim, she…
Integrity Project djkaktus (author) 2015-03-30
The director of Site-81 was far away from the confines of the Foundation, in a cottage nestled in the Rockies. He sat on the back porch, enjoying the brisk morning air. He took a deep breath, and then…
What's In A Name? DrClef (author) 2015-03-30
On Monday morning, Dr. Alto Clef (former director of Training and Development, and now the director of Mobile Task Force Lambda-2 ( Dr. Clef's Bisexual Stripper Assassin Squad )) walked into the suite…
Boss of Me Roget (author) 2015-03-30
SCP-1837 Containment Area, Site-77 Director Shirley Gillespie was doing her daily rounds, when she noticed something curious. In a clear, plastic tank, where there was usually an old-fashioned…
Null-terminating String LurkD (author) 2015-03-30
HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V: Null-terminating String So that's your official opinion? So far, yes. Though we aren't ruling out sabotage pending…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 5: Sinopec Dark Faminepulse (author) 2015-03-31
☦Allan explores SinDark.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA Everyone knew about Sinopec Dark, shopped at one of their stores, or had one of their products in their home. By 2100…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 6: The SCP Foundation Faminepulse (author) 2015-03-31
☦The Old Guard Awaken.☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA A man who had long forgotten his name was driving down the twisting paths of the pinched barrens, his loyal dog at his…
Minerva Lifted Von Pincier (author) 2015-03-31
Foundation Orbital Research Compound 00, Director von Erbach's Office July 25, 1973, 07:33 GMT Axel von Erbach prided himself on his inflappability. To have maintained his position as head of Project…

April 2015


Title Author Created
Old Kansas Sector ~ 7: The Stairwell Faminepulse (author) 2015-04-01
☦Allen descends .☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA It was well past midnight and Allen was still descending into the basement. He flicked his flashlight on and off…
New Tricks (or: Youth Culture Killed My Dog) DrClef (author)
thedeadlymoose (author)
2015-04-01
Two Weeks Ago In an unnamed garage in a facility that didn't exist, a dog was trying to repair a hydraulic servo. He raised his paw and tapped away on the specially built keyboard that he'd had put…
The Wolves at the Door DrEverettMann (author) 2015-04-01
Iris was trying to solve a crossword puzzle when there was a knock on her door. It wasn't a scheduled knock, which was a bit worrying, but at least there weren't any explosions this time. Two women in…
Let the Games Begin Bryx (author) 2015-04-02
Junior Researcher Marcher was not having a good day. His favorite parking spot by the door had been taken, leaving him to drive all the way back to the end of the lot to find a space. His coffee had…
Deals with the Devil Sophia Light (author) 2015-04-02
When the call came, she'd figured out enough that she'd been expecting it for a while. There had been an air of distance rather than quiet interference from her superiors. Like her actions were…
'dad', you're too fucking late SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-03
In this world, the sun cannot bear to be too far from the horizon. The day lives in perpetual sunrise and sunset. Stars fill the night-time sky like spilled glitter, immune to any brightness below. …
Girls' Night Out: Dressing Up DrClef (author) 2015-04-03
Breakfast arrived at 0700 every day. Iris tried to make sure that she was showered, her bed was made, and her quarters were clean and neat by then. Not that she particularly cared what the…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 9: Retribution Faminepulse (author) 2015-04-04
☦The Walking Sticks hold a funeral.☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Allen was surrounded by the Walking Sticks, staring down the barrel of One’s revolver. He was at a…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 8: Gersha Faminepulse (author) 2015-04-04
☦Allan meets the Foundation.☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Gersha remembered running from someone, or something, when she was very, very little. She remembered the…
Involuntary Isolation TwistedGears (author) 2015-04-04
A long yawn rumbled out of Finnegan. He couldn't quite call what he had just been through sleeping, and so the weariness from recent work weighed him down. He groaned and sat up, shifting his hat from…
A Matter Of Faith CryogenChaos (author) 2015-04-04
Barely visible in the cold dark before sunrise, rain fell softly onto the streets as dawn threatened to break on this abandoned neighborhood. The burnt-out streetlights once shone brightly in this…
sex at frigid temperature SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-05
In this world, the clouds cannot bear to cover the sky's splendor. Rain falls unbidden, like unsaid sorrow. Snow floats down in fluffy flakes and remains white until springtime. The winds are too…
The Space Soldier weizhong (author) 2015-04-05
The little boy didn’t really know what to do with it. “Daddy, what is it?” “Well, son, it’s a toy.” “Why does it look so funny?” “I made it for you myself! That’s what makes it special.” “But I wanted…
Museum of Idiots Roget (author) 2015-04-05
Hall ██ of Site-██ Containment area for the Little Misters Mr. Stripes Doctor Leon Red and Junior Researcher Paulus Shirt looked down into the testing chamber. Inside, a gaggle of doctors were…
Additional Resources LurkD (author)
djkaktus (author)
2015-04-05
Dietrich stepped out of the bathroom stall and headed for the sink. His hard soled shoes echoed off the walls with each step, and the cool rushing faucet water broke the silence in the empty men's…
Like We Were Ever Kindergarten Teachers to Start With Eskobar (author) 2015-04-06
A door opened, and Maria Jones' eyes slowly focused on the movement. Oh, for Christ's sake. Jack Bright's voice echoed in the office, sound waves parabolically running directly into Maria's head….
Girls' Night Out: Getting Drunk DrClef (author) 2015-04-06
All right, Adams said, marching back and forth with the military bearing of a General addressing his troops. The name of the game tonight is 'Bar Crawl.' Five bars. Five bartenders. You copy? …
Satyr's Reign Ihp (author) 2015-04-07
Dr. Katherine Sinclair used a copy of the Plutonic Codex to beat off an undead Jeffery Dahmer, seriously questioning the choices in life that had led her to this point. The cultists were all dead…
Job Opportunities L0rdDeath (author) 2015-04-07
On Monday morning, Aleksander awoke in his London apartment to the smell of burnt toast. Assuming he was having a heart attack (the irony of this assumption only occurred to him later in the day), he…
All of Me Wants All of You Decibelles (author) 2015-04-08
☦Rose Labelle turns 33.☦ &#3…
Light-Dependent Reactions Photosynthetic (author) 2015-04-08
Excerpts from Interview Log E-46693-12 October 4, 2014 12:57 PM Interviewer: Geoff C. Taggart, [DATA REDACTED] Subject: Dr. Chelsea Elliott, researcher (plant specialist) Taggart: Good afternoon, Dr….
Girls' Night Out: Raising Hell DrClef (author) 2015-04-09
Spider knew that she was in deep shit when the tall woman accompanying KTE-11971-Green Ember walked straight up to her and tried to buy her a drink. It was supposed to just be a girls' night out….
maybe god will forgive you if we both beg SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-10
In this world, consequence cannot bear the harshness of catastrophe. Mistakes are given lighter punishments. Falling stars shoot through the night sky and occasionally grant wishes of observers below….
Jam Jars TwistedGears (author) 2015-04-10
The Utterly Bazaar was a roaring sea of merchants hawking, buyers haggling, and everyone in between fighting to make their voice heard over the rolling din of noise. Wooden stalls stood in the street…
Climber Dr Gears (author) 2015-04-11
He felt as if his lungs were going to crystallize, the ragged, frozen air scraping over the long-dried membranes like trying to breathe an aerosol brillo pad. He swung back, waving a moment before…
Introductory Antimemetics qntm (author) 2015-04-11
Junior Researcher Kim's been working for the Foundation for all of four hours and he feels pulverised, as if an anvil were dropped on his head in that first introductory lecture. It's lunchtime, and…
Pythia's Wing thedeadlymoose (author) 2015-04-13
You want to bring back Omega-7. What did you expect? Ten smiled uncertainly. Not bring back, she said. Resurrect. In a new form. Better. The oracle's laughter vibrated in the air, personable yet…
Flow SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-04-14
Martha stood in a vast river, feeling the chill down her knees. The river, clear as clean glass, babbled around her, swirling and surging, but there was no shore. White mists loomed over the water,…
Number One With A Bullet DrClef (author) 2015-04-17
Two Days Prior You want The Suit? the dog asked. Are you sure? Adams is going to need it, Clef said, especially if the Coalition starts stepping up their efforts. Professor Kain Pathos Crow…
The Liar's Confession Blackbird5154 (author) 2015-04-18
James Blackshaw – Part VI The group of people in black suits surrounded a fresh grave. Everyone who used to work with Dr. Kondraki and lived to tell the tale was present: Gears, Alto Clef, Kain…
SCPPD Episode 1 djkaktus (author) 2015-04-19
Archivist Note: The following document was found as a series of crumpled pieces of paper in a wastebin within the Site-19 staff cafeteria. The author has not been located. Episode 1: Promotions …
Finding Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-04-20
Agent Clarissa Shaw stood silently, looking into the contents of a Site-64 interrogation room. Sitting at the table inside was a Saker who called itself Miles Wilson, an android designed to resemble…
A World's Legacy DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-04-20
Doomed World. Desperate People. Last Hope. Fearful Wardens. Young Girl. Fifty Three sat in front of her room's mirror, braiding her hair for when her guest arrived. She wondered who would be…
Mementos DrClef (author) 2015-04-20
It was a simple, plain-looking door with the words Archival Storage on a faded plastic plate next to it. Some wag had put up a hand-written sign reading FreeBay underneath it, aping the logo of a…
Renegade, Retrograde DrEverettMann (author) 2015-04-20
Secure, contain, and protect. As an anomaly, I choose not to Defy those above me. It is my choice to Be contained. I will never Walk free again. I submit that I must Be imprisoned for my nature. I…
Snakes And Ladders Zyn (author) 2015-04-22
A lot of people pass through Site-19. The most common movement is the daily rush from lab station to experimental room to cafeteria back to lab station (with a few detours to the restrooms). Then…
New Kid on the Block Anaxagoras (author) 2015-04-23
One day, Jacob realized that the Foundation was the place for him. It was the day the pretty girl from his high school’s Alto Clef Fan Club died in his arms, telling him how wonderful his long,…
In Case You've Ever Wondered... pooryoric (author) 2015-04-23
At exactly 9:00 in the morning, Research Assistant Grace Renfield's eyes snap open. She tilts her head left, then right, with an audible pop, and yanks the tubes out of her mouth with her left hand….
October Is Tomorrow trennerdios (author) 2015-04-23
When the new man first arrived, we were frightened. He appeared out of thin air, a ghost marching into our world with silent footfalls. He was not the first person to enter town since Sandy, but he…
The High Court With The Magic Army thedeadlymoose (author) 2015-04-25
Before I'm going to see the other members of the Council, Ten said. I want you to come with me. Salt had known this was coming, since the visit to the oracles. Her first reaction was guarded…
Down the Silver River SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-04-25
Let me take you through sands of crystal, and down that silver river. And I shall show you, we are all beings of His creation. The artist has long seen the Flow, but he has never seen something like…
Retired, Extremely Dangerous Von Pincier (author)
Agent MacLeod (author)
2015-04-26
There's no such thing as retirement, only extended vacation….
Lending a Hand Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-04-26
The Ethics Committee isn't your enemy! Your site's liaison is there to help you do a better job. Those pesky containment procedures can seem impossible to perfect, but if you work with your liaisons,…
Sperling Computer Protection Services I gravityy (author) 2015-04-27
Got a virus you just can't bust? Is malware holding you or your personal information for ransom? Can't find information on this dubious process anywhere? Sperling Computer Protection Services: We'll…
I Was Not Magnificent Roget (author) 2015-04-27
At a Window Booth Shirley tried her best to look distinctly unimpressed by O5-4. Their meeting place, a Denny's outside of Kalamazoo, was unorthodox. But she had insisted upon it. There was no better…
Killing Knowledge TwistedGears (author) 2015-04-28
Reality coughed chalantly as a Way warbled into existence within the roots of the oak tree outside the Birch home. Finnegan lurched off the tree and kicked the air filter and adjoined vial of…

May 2015


Title Author Created
Lost Golden Days DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-05-02
A world lost to the unknown. A Young Girl befriending a Dragon. A door opening. Once tsa-Fanu stopped spinning the world around her, it took Quarseta a moment to gain her bearings. Once her mind had…
Operation "Camp Granada" DrClef (author) 2015-05-03
Notice After Action Report Intercepted Email 1 Intercepted Email 2 Intercepted Email 3 ATTENTION The attached document packet is classified: Level 5 by the Overseer Council. Do not continue…
Everyone Knows Bryx (author) 2015-05-04
How many people does the Foundation employ                                                                                                                             David Wilford was a member of a…
Back Alley Deals DrEverettMann (author) 2015-05-04
Anderson Massey suppressed a shudder as he stepped through the doorway. On the other (the proper) side of the door, it was an elegant Georgian style paneled door with an elegant entablature. On this…
Tasers & Thermite LurkD (author)
Dexanote (author)
2015-05-05
Django Bridge woke up. He'd been sleeping in his office, face down at his desk. The glow of his screensaver and the yellow of a lamp outside were casting a mixture of warm and cool light in the room….
What if they weren't... LurkD (author) 2015-05-06
I-I'm out? He looked up at them, more confused than shocked. Yeah, your number is up. Get up on your feet. We'll escort you to the debriefing room. The guard moved out of the doorway and pointed…
I Forget Myself in This Wondrous Night Decibelles (author) 2015-05-07
☦The Foundation will have lost SCP-1467 by 20██-██.☦ &…
Chasing Interest Dmatix (author) 2015-05-08
Within its watery lair, the creature known to some as Oneiroi lurked. Prone in its oily pool, feelers extended, senses probing the surface, it searched. It waited. It is difficult to say for how long…
Old Roots Steeltitan (author) 2015-05-09
The warm ocean wind blew gently on the cargo ship. Waves gently lapped against the hull, with the ripples of lamplight reflecting off of them. The captain stared out over the rust encrusted deck that…
Meeting Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-05-11
Agent Sasha Merlo yawned as she slowly moved through the halls of Site-64, a mug of stale coffee in her hands. She had not gotten much sleep over the past few days. The current rush to extract as much…
I Am The Foundation Blackbird5154 (author) 2015-05-12
so there's that. And then I persuaded him to go to 078’s cell and covertly switched the power on. Several weeks after that he hung himself on a pipe in the maintenance. Doctor Bright smirked in…
No Joke DrEverettMann (author) 2015-05-13
Jerry swept the floor of the hallway while the guards looked on. This used to be Mr. Henderson's job, but then his poop started glowing, and now he was in Cell 14, with Mr. Iheme. The guards would…
Library Lifeline TwistedGears (author) 2015-05-15
It turned out that finding a book containing the location of a single cave against the backdrop of the entirety of the multiverse was not an easy task. Rows upon shelves upon sections upon floors upon…
100 Feet of ROPE! WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-05-19
“Yo Rashaun, I know you always like the weird shit, check this out!” It had been a long day at the Foundation, and Agent Rashaun Washington just wanted to see what his friends—his normal friends, the…
Mental Mazes TwistedGears (author) 2015-05-20
Probability in the Foundation's multiverse is a fairly fluid concept, able to be pumped and dammed as the higher players see fit. Some, such as a certain Nobody, are not entirely conscious of the…
Are We There Yet? LurkD (author) 2015-05-20
♫ Everythin', everythin', everythin's gonna be alright this mornin' ♫ All I'm saying is that we've listened to this for two straight hours. Dietrich rolled his eyes for the third time. Yah? And I…
Folly djkaktus (author) 2015-05-21
I was once assigned to SCP-058, Karlyle said. Back then, it would rage throughout the day and the walls of the containment cage would bend until they would buckle and break, and new walls would be…
Twisted Together WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-05-23
Rashaun shook his head. What did I just watch? he thought, as he opened his laptop. He entered the keycode for a Foundation online conference room and waited for the other members of his emergency…
Factotum djkaktus (author) 2015-05-24
And the people in the houses All went to the university, Where they were put in boxes And they came out all the same. And there's doctors and lawyers, And business executives, And they're all made…
A Wandsman in the Court of the Hanged King Metaphysician (author) 2015-05-26
Where aphotic sea does deny, Reflections of a xanthous sky. And black stars reign without ascent, Echoes of what was never meant. A city built in unknown times, Upon the bones of countless crimes….
Tinker Tailor Soldier Huntsman L0rdDeath (author) 2015-05-26
It happens every night, without exception. The details are different every time, his years living in the secret world blurring together into one messy painting. Tonight, his client is a very old man…
The Templar Incident Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-05-26
In a lonely office at Site-64 sat a short young man with salt and pepper hair. Across from his desk was a casually dressed woman with neck length brunet hair tied back in a ponytail. Several old…
And Then I Died... Part III Decibelles (author) 2015-05-26
☦A collaborative writing game that is currently on hiatus. Please get in touch with Decibelles or Agent Macleod if you wish to continue it.☦ &#3…
all i ever wanted; all i ever deserved SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-05-27
In this world, flowers bloom in hues too tender to survive elsewhere. Meadows are sacred spaces from which flow all mercies. The inhabitants bow to nothing and follow only their own devotions….
We Got A Good Thing Here DrClef (author) 2015-05-27
Aleksander knew there was going to be trouble when the woman pulled up to the airport curb in a cherry-red Porsche convertible, wearing a low-cut blue dress and a flower-patterned silk scarf. …
Fault Tuomey Tombstone (author) 2015-05-27
Document F246-2 - recovered from the site of a suicide of Anomalous Humanoid F246's mother. SCP designation pending. An investigating officer read the note aloud, shooting himself in the head and…
Oricha's Folly Ihp (author) 2015-05-28
SignaledGospel.Com/Orichalcum Logs from #augmentedandproud chat, 2/5/2011 Prometheus Labs Grant Request File #2814-58 Telekill Project Test 58 Conversation Overheard Immediately Prior To An Explosion….
A Waking Nightmare TwistedGears (author) 2015-05-28
Deep in the mind of all beings is a place. This place is without space, as space denotes a measurable area that physically exists. It is a plane with all the time it could want, beginning with the…
This Is How the World Ends DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-05-29
This is how the world ends. This is how they die. This is how the world ends. How did we survive? Atanti's thoughts drifted to his homeland. Now that it was the warm season, the land and people…
Log of Unexplained Locations DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-05-30
Foreword: This page is to be devoted to the documentation of low threat anomalous locations which have been discovered by the SCP Foundation over the years. Although all locations listed in this…
And so the Crows Laughed SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-05-30
There comes the King and his crowd, His subjects turned against him, taking his crown. The cheering comes with flames of hate, Burning and raging, bring the palace down. 乌声了却 黑星灿然 所谓缢王 凄凄艾艾 Gold and…
All This Wandering Eskobar (author) 2015-05-31
0930 CDT One more time. Just one. Come on, girl. Plastic handle firmly in hand, Ritchie placed one foot on top of the leaf blower. He let the pullcord out, readied himself, and pulled. The engine…
Funfiction TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-05-31
O5-7 arrived to the breached containment unit at the lowest underground level of Site-19. Director Bright waited for her along with a Containment Specialist. “It’s good to see you again, Jack,” said…

June 2015


Title Author Created
The Little Things That Count DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-06-02
For want of a nail, a shoe was lost; For want of a nail, a shoe was lost; A box of spare parts makes it through a security check. Later on, some of those parts are used to create a makeshift…
This Is Not Me Talking Dmatix (author) 2015-06-05
It watched as they got together and tore themselves asunder. And everything in between. It was a thing that was not there. It did not exist, at least not on the level of narrative. It had no part to…
Pooling Our Resources DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-06-08
Red pools at night, Travelers' delight. Red pools at morning, Travelers take warning. Incident 053/682/1129/354 - 1: On 12/9/20██, at 21:07 hours, escaped anomalies SCP-053, SCP-682, and SCP-1129…
Transmissions Goodwill (author) 2015-06-11
To: Director ████ From: Researcher █████████ Subject: Species XC-1105 After 2 months of testing both standard and specialized, my research team and I have come to the conclusion that Species XC-1105…
The Old Ice Ihp (author) 2015-06-11
illustrations by SunnyClockwork It was cold. Not the type of cold that the air conditioners brought into the Foundation every day of every year. It was the type of cold reserved for a dark, winter…
How 173 Got to Site-19 MrWrong (author) 2015-06-17
Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile….
Unusual Incident Units Case Files - Classified Roget (author) 2015-06-18
The following is a collection of cases and disturbances investigated by the Unusual Incidents Unit of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. These cases date from the founding of the division, but are…
Posology Roget (author)
Voct (author)
2015-06-19
Two (2) pills have been used for Experiment 217-█████-█████. Number of pills is forty-seven (47) at the time of writing. Request to have SCP-500 investigated for mental compulsion leading to…
Out of Your Element SnakeoilSage (author) 2015-06-21
“I-I-I just can’t. You can’t make me.” Anguis Salvia leaned back in his seat, tapping a pen against his notepad. The interview room was a comfortable looking space, with neutral colors and no tables…
Cat's in the Cradle Dewman (author) 2015-06-21
Doctor Jack Bright stared ruefully at the simple bowl in front of him, filled with a creamy French Onion soup, the smell alluring enough to make his assistant sniff the air and lick his lips. He…
The Playful Beast TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-06-25
“Hello, could you please tell me where the Site Director’s office is?” asked Junior Researcher Takeru Toshida from two men dressed as Greek hoplites. He was familiar with the protocols that were in…
Domo Arigato A Random Day (author) 2015-06-25
ACT I Gregory awoke in a large room, tied to a chair. At least, he guessed it was a large room, and that it was a chair. Gregory couldn't actually see anything - as best as he could tell, he was…
War is Child's Play Agent MacLeod (author) 2015-06-26
But in this game, there are no victors….
Flora thefriendlyvandal (author) 2015-06-28
She could grow flowers from the ground and fruit from the trees by glancing at a barren place. Everywhere she went, and everything she touched, was beautiful and alive. She burned like a star and was…
Her Masterpiece LadyKatie (author) 2015-06-28
It’s all his fault. If he hadn’t been around, the baby would still be here. The beautiful product of our flesh and blood. It’s easy to smash his skull in with the baseball bat he kept around. And much…
Monophobia Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-06-28
I must, again, become that which I hate. But why? We haven't heard from central command for decades. They're probably gone. Lost to their own horrors. But because of a girl, we live on. She's down the…

July 2015


Title Author Created
Hand-Sewn EldritchCyanide (author) 2015-07-01
Her hands shook as she threaded the needle again, feeling around the head for the tiny eye. Decades of practice and well-worn fingers served her well, and she began the slow process of sewing in the…
Moonrakers Von Pincier (author) 2015-07-02
Herr Noamtosk. Herr Direktor. Without a further word, von Erbach pushed the sheet of clippings across the desk. In his mind he wanted to call them newspaper, but most were printed on the thin…
Re: Promotion OverThinking (author) 2015-07-03
Anyway, congratulations on your promotion. I can tell you                                                                                                                             To:…
Strange Things Happen at Sea Agent MacLeod (author) 2015-07-09
But stranger things still happen in the hearts of men …
Humans And Houses pxdnbluesoul (author) 2015-07-11
The O5s about shit in their pants, Craig. What did you expect? Stanley Scott shook his head at his colleague as they walked through the hallways of Site-01's computing lab. The persistent low hum of…
Memetics and Infohazards Division Orientation Rounzie (author) 2015-07-19
Alright everybody, welcome to the orientation for the memetics and infohazards division. Now this is a full week of training, and a long day so be sure to get some coffee or a donut, because we won't…
Bridges Burnt Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-07-21
Tom and Jill Herring had been in the middle of dinner when they were interrupted by a knock at the front door. Rolling his eyes in annoyance, Tom went to answer. He was greeted by a tattered Daniel…
Chapter 1: Verse 1 Djoric (author) 2015-07-22
In the beginning, there was darkness. All was formless waste and empty void - The quiet nothing without time or place, the gentle sleep that has no waking. All was still. Nothing stirred in the…
The Has-Been Dmatix (author) 2015-07-24
The grey little man was gathering his belongings. Not many of those. A microfiber towelette he used to clean his monitor, a few spare ink cartridges he thought no one would miss, his green stapler,…
Golan Wils (author) 2015-07-25
Date: 2015-02-15 Time: 17:56 From: Subsite 23-Delta-K6 Lead Research Analyst Dr Marion Kelster To: Subsite 23-Delta-K6 Chief Security Officer Frank Onegra Subject: RE: (Ex)Agent Paris -…
Katrina and Morgan and Little Miss Dotty Doo OverThinking (author) 2015-07-28
Katrina sat on the red bench, her shiny Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lunchbox to her left, and Little Miss Dotty Doo tucked under her right arm. The sun felt nice on her face. She absently swung her…
All Work and No Play weizhong (author) 2015-07-31
“How long do you think he’s going to take this time?” Katsuo scratched his chin and checked his watch. “Who knows. He certainly doesn't seem to be in a rush. Yuudai Shibata and Katsuo Tanaka sat in…

August 2015


Title Author Created
Six Letters Addressed to the SCP Foundation (and One Letter Home) ahbonjour (author) 2015-08-04
Found in SCP-2118's cell. Dear Carly, I saw you in the newspaper. When they were removing all the nondangerous SCPs skips anomalies, the newspapers were there, they took pictures. There's a great one…
How Site-19 Blew Up TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-08-06
Safety Supervisor Thompson just finished explaining Site-19's safety and security protocols to the new recruits. It was the 47th such lecture he had given so he was used to the depressing indifference…
help me my (love for my) daughter was born too still SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-08-08
In this world, memories are imparted on all things. A baby's room remembers every lullaby sung within its walls. Graveyards remain eternally wet from shed tears. Rain often falls on barren fields of…
The Grand Theological Game Djoric (author) 2015-08-10
In the temple of Ana, there were a thousand mirrors. They covered the walls, the columns, the arched and vaulted ceiling. Scales of silver, lit by a thousand lamps. One could stand anywhere, and see…
Across the Hills so Quiet Djoric (author) 2015-08-12
The seal is broken O fallen King of splinter’d crown Eye pierced upon thy spear The girl has got you bested The seal is broken The Mother of Hunters has shattered her chains The Toymaker has fired her…
Three Short Scenes About Death Dmatix (author) 2015-08-14
The smell of rot was in the air. As the afternoon sun began its descent, the footsteps of the approaching stranger fell upon the quiet village streets as poison leeches into an unguarded well. The…
Therapy Dmatix (author) 2015-08-18
The tip of the knife was plunged into his ear. It was an odd sensation. Sure, there was pain, incredible, exquisite agony, but that stopped at the surface of things. Below was the sensation of cool…
Strung Out in Heavens High A Random Day (author) 2015-08-19
PREVIOUSLY on THE INCREASINGLY POOR DECISIONS OF GREGORY PLUMP Gregory awoke in a large room, tied to a chair Well Gregory, you're in quite a bit of trouble, a monotone voice rang out It's quite…
A day at the (un)stables Cavalry (author) 2015-08-21
The dinosaur starts to beep. I can't tell why, but I continue to rub its belly. The little T-Rex still won't shut up, and then it hits me. My alarm clock is blaring. My arm reflexively moves to slap…
Painless Dmatix (author) 2015-08-21
So you can cure me? The doctor rubbed his forehead then rearranged his heavy plastic spectacles. They were supposed to compensate for his missing mask, but he found that all they really did was…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Now, see here... TroyL (author) 2015-08-22
I Well. I've had quite enough of this. Do you know how long we've been visiting? How long we've been showing up here, spinning the tales for you? Well, I'll tell you. It's been years. Decades! The…
Spark of Creation DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-08-23
1Before there was anything, there was a great Nothingness. And in this Nothingness there was neither light nor darkness nor time. 2And this Nothingness was so great as to draw on itself to create, and…
Excerpt of an Autobiography Djoric (author) 2015-08-23
For Becca and Ruth and Number Three. * I was twelve when the Troubles came. It’s as good an age as any to witness the total transformation of the world, I think. I look back and see a quiet girl with…
Histories Djoric (author) 2015-08-27
There was a vast machine; a clattering and rattling, clanking and clicking, ticking and tocking machine. Its skeleton was plastic and tin, its veins were rubber tubes, its nerves were glass. Its blood…

September 2015


Title Author Created
Surgery Dmatix (author) 2015-09-01
How long has it been since he had flesh under his fingers? Too long, that much was certain. This cell was small, too small by far. He did not much mind being alone, that was not the issue. He had long…
Unforgettable, That's What You Are qntm (author) 2015-09-04
El, it's finished. Lyn Marness is more than ninety years old and hasn't stood at his full height in ten. He was a tower of a man in his prime, two metres tall and built like a boxer. Nearly nobody…
Cells Roget (author) 2015-09-08
The Commander sternly stared over his crew. They were a good crew, rich with protein. For a moment, he steeled his nerves. Alright squad. This is it. Today, we infiltrate the hated Foundation's…
The Star and the Smith Djoric (author) 2015-09-09
Creation was made of fire and song, and from the glowing clouds of the beginning came the Stars. They were the firstborn of matter, the sustainers of all Creation. In their bright-burning forges the…
Every Other Day Zmax15 (author) 2015-09-09
SCP-507 heads on a wild adventure through wacky parallel universes, and may just learn his own shocking origins!                                                                           …
A Burial In The Woods Gaffney (author) 2015-09-10
It was just after dawn on the twentieth day, when Karl tore out his own throat and continued to rant and rave, that Lars' nerve finally broke. Whatever evils nature hid in the woods, they could not…
Smothering Dreams Gaffney (author) 2015-09-11
Journal recovered from SCP-186 on 08/03/1971 during a routine bi-monthly patrol. Inside cover contains inscription in Russian1 Property of Dr. Jean Durand. Writings are variously in Russian, French,…
Midnight Parade SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-09-12
At midnight, two men met under the dim light of a back alley, away from the crowd and their watchful eyes. Dark stars shone weakly in the sky. One of the men was dressed in fine clothes, and yet he…
Nazi Nonsense Kalinin (author) 2015-09-15
Sergeant Freudenberger squinted again at the tiny print on the manifest list, struggling to find his place. He jumped at the sudden sound of the train whistle as yet another load of prisoners…
Ask Dr. Spanko Edrobot (author) 2015-09-17
It me! Cack! Self-Portrature is topside, no? == Gate of Babel v. 0.3 (Pre-Alpha) == Copyright: SCP Foundation, 20██ Loading Config File: Spankonese.cfg Loading DONE Happy times, mimes!1…
Nondescript Nose Kalinin (author) 2015-09-18
No, no, no! The chorus does not start launching into Horst Wessel Song until the Hero of Aryan Purity is above the Threshold of the Fatherland! Above! Max von Gruben barked directions at the…
Critiquing A Cardboard Box Scorpion451 (author) 2015-09-18
What they ask, tells you everything you need to know.                                                                                                                             An ancient exhaust fan…
The Little Buck-Toothed Boy: A Fairy Tale psul (author) 2015-09-25
Once upon a time, there was a little boy, about five and a half years old. He had bright blue eyes, and shiny blond hair, and faint freckles on his face, and his front teeth protruded slightly over…
The Journal of K. M. Sandoval LadyKatie (author)
WrongJohnSilver (author)
2015-09-27
Hub | Bigger Than Jesus » All right, if you could please step up towards the object, says the stone-faced researcher. The lone man in the room takes two tentative steps towards the box on the…
Nx-33 DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-09-29
Nexus #: Nx-33 Civilian Designation: Drake, Inverness-shire, Scotland Population: 759 Area Class: Camelot Nexus Interaction Protocol: Nx-33 is to be removed from physical and digital civilian maps….
Nx-07 DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-09-29
Nexus #: Nx-07 Civilian Designation: Gwag Hen y Cwn, Swansea, Wales Population: 1,506 Area Class: Asphodel Nexus Interaction Protocol: Civilians within Nx-07 are fully aware of the anomalous nature of…
Nx-58 DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-09-29
Nexus #: Nx-58 Civilian Designation: Yumegēmu, Tokushima, Japan Population: 5,724 Area Class: Shangri-La Nexus Interaction Protocol: All personnel assigned to Nx-58 must be implanted with sub-dermal…

October 2015


Title Author Created
Document 48116-88 ("Son of the Earth") Blackbird5154 (author)
iavev (author)
Gene R (translator)
2015-10-08
On ██/██/19██ a message in Russian was received by the [REDACTED] observatory via a radio telescope operating as part of the SETI program. Supposedly, the signal originated from a space research…
A Witch's Tale - Mistakes Were Made sirpudding (author) 2015-10-13
Only ghosts remember. This thing in Detroit, though? Well, this was a bad one….
Regret Abettik (author) 2015-10-15
Dr. Lang woke up happy. Everything was okay again, the way it was meant to be. He had fixed it. Or maybe it had never happened, and was all a misunderstanding. A moment later, the dread hit. The…
Home Again Snarky Potato (author) 2015-10-16
Working a mass-disappearance case is always unsettling. Far too often, we arrive at the location to find a ghost town that's populated with a few gibbering stragglers and an occasional abandoned…
A Swingset's Song trennerdios (author) 2015-10-16
Here I am with metal arms; still and silent, knowing Tracing back to rural farms; old and quiet, sowing As a boy I learned I had; low and secret, power Grew much older, good and bad; self-taught…
Fear Not Randomini (author) 2015-10-21
I had fear. Fear had me. I had no words. There were no sounds. I found words, in the darkness. There were none to talk to. I found ears, in the darkness. The ears did naught but whistle. Nothingness…
Hallow Inside HatIsMyFriend (author) 2015-10-26
It's Halloween. When humans follow a pointlessly old tradition of scaring away spirits with badly made costumes. Alright, fine. We follow pointless traditions too, like crucifying food before…

November 2015


Title Author Created
Figure and Ground psul (author) 2015-11-09
She lay, crying, in the darkened cell, listening to her brother's screams and the threats of their captors if he failed again. SCP-2162: Supplementary materials + Addendum 3: Field Diary -…
Spark of Wonder DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-11-15
1While the world was still young, and Man still spoke clearly, and the warmth of creation was still in the ground, there lived a soybean farmer who was called Polyakov. 2Polyakov was a virtuous man,…
Stars Over Misty Veil Kalinin (author) 2015-11-16
TO: Esquivel, Roberto FROM: Site-67 Secure Connection RE: thought you'd like this Attachment: mistyveil.pdf announcing yourself, Roberto? found this in the fall issue of Route 5. you're a literary…
Unusual AkkiKama (author)
Gene R (translator)
2015-11-19
It's not easy being unusual. Especially when you're twelve years old. Especially when, due to you being unusual, the people in lab coats have you locked away in an empty metal room. Stacy never…
A Brief Explanation of Demonics AJMansfield (author) 2015-11-20
FoldUnfold Table of Contents What is a Demon? A History of Demonics First Steps Miniaturization The Golden Age of Demonics The Fall of a Golden Age Aftermath What is a Demon? A demon is a…
Here There Be TheDuckman (author) 2015-11-20
Monsters? No, no, no, it wasn't like that. We began with the best intentions. That might've gotten lost along the way, but it isn't how we started. We were young, and idealistic. I was in love. We…
SCP-SCP-033 DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-11-20
Site-41: Antimemetics Division Headquarters Elise Dunwall looked at the window on the right side of her screen. The sum of the symbols is equal to a previously unknown integer (designated Theta…
Operation Galahad daveyoufool (author) 2015-11-23
Project Corbenic - Operation Galahad Briefing So pass I hostel, hall, and grange; By bridge and ford, by park and pale, All-arm'd I ride, whate'er betide, Until I find the holy Grail. Sir Galahad,…
I Thought You Died Alone A Random Day (author) 2015-11-23
To: Santosh Desai (pcs.52a|iaseds#pcs.52a|iaseds) From: Arvind Desai (pcs.24|iaseda#pcs.24|iaseda) Subject: Movie? Hi Santosh, I haven't seen you in a while and was wondering what you're up to….
CASE COLOURLESS GREEN qntm (author) 2015-11-27
Item #: SCP-3125 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3125 is kept inside Cognitohazard Containment Unit 3125 on the first floor of Site 41. This containment unit is a 10m by 15m by…

December 2015


Title Author Created
Audio Log From December 24th, 2010 Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-12-02
Date of Log: December 24th, 2010. Purpose: Documentation relating to SCP-055 testing. Subject: Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian Transcription Method: Digital + Show Transcript - Hide Transcript Begin Log….
Project Morpheus MrWrong (author) 2015-12-06
Project Aims: Establishment of a Class I pseudo-Oneiric Apparition capable of multi-universal communication for the manipulation of extra-universal causalities for the propagation and betterment of…
CotBG Archive ██/██/20██-███: Of Dragons and Serpents SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-06
Warning: The following text may induce mild visual hallucinations. Personnel are to be applied with Memetic Counter-Agent: Buzhou before proceeding. The following documents are a collection of…
Funerals Are Fun WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-12-07
My brother Ross died a week ago in a freak accident involving a slow loris. Turns out, they're related to monkeys, and poisonous. Who knew? I never knew Ross was into slow lorises, anyway. The doctor…
Database error? MrWrong (author) 2015-12-10
Some primitive artwork from Uzbekistan Jameson summarised, his eyes turning to the attached image files and their captions….
The HAMI-BOMBARD Blues, Part I Von Pincier (author) 2015-12-12
Project VHUHANI Restricted Hangar, United Nations Occult Coalition Selene Base, Athena One May 19, 1974, 13:25 GMT Dropping from the catwalk into the open cockpit below, the words, so peculiarly…
R.I.P. TheDuckman (author) 2015-12-12
His name was Albert Smith, and he was the Spirit of Peace. So, I killed him. Well, that’s what he claimed anyways. Called himself Brother Earth, and said the hippies were his children, his idea. I’m…
Loss and Nostalgia TyGently (author) 2015-12-14
1: A Mind Spends an Eternity in Solitude I sit alone inside myself and think on what is here. Pillars of radiation pierce me from all sides. I know they are stars but I do not understand them. I know…
A Site-19 Christmas Carol djkaktus (author) 2015-12-14
Note: The following script, all seventy-two pages of it, was found discarded in a Site-19 cafeteria trash can. Additional Note: Please remember that Site-19 printer ink is designated for Foundation…
Exit Interview psul (author) 2015-12-15
When they finally came for her, it wasn't a black bag over her head in the middle of the night. It wasn't an MTF snatching her off the street on the way home. It wasn't tranquilizers in her coffee, or…
Bigger Than Jesus WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-12-16
« The Journal of K. M. Sandoval | Hub | A Convincing Lyre » Hello, young lady. What brings you here? Emma narrowed her eyes slightly at the man before her. The old man. Had to be in his eighties….
F̶o̶u̶r̶t̶e̶e̶n̶ Thirteen Fantem (author) 2015-12-16
Randale remembered when he was given his life by Huesic, member of the last pair, and the thirteenth demiurge to have been created from the Maker. Being number 67 of 777, Randal was one of the handful…
He Was Blind and Deaf on a Sunny Day SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-19
It was when the waves splashed against his body that he gradually returned to consciousness. How long had he been lying here? He found himself half-buried in the sand and attempted to move, but was…
Too Drunk To Be Merry LurkD (author) 2015-12-22
Dietrich sat on the edge of the boat dock, setting down the last few from his six pack next to him. It was just above freezing as the mirror surface of the lake reflected the cold spacey sky. Merle…
The Lost Shepherd Crayne (author) 2015-12-22
December 24th, 2011 5:14:06 PM Daniel Horatio Aeslinger, Psy. D. stood with his back to the room, facing the window. Outside all was quiet and dark, mostly dark. The single point of light in the room…
Santa's New Home MrWrong (author) 2015-12-24
'Twas another year's Christmas Eve, and most were asleep in those parts of the world engulfed in the night of the 24th of December. In a certain house located in a certain city at night, a certain …
Code Brown TheDuckman (author) 2015-12-24
“This is a bad idea,” mutters Dr. Jack Bright, currently in the body of a 54 year old Jewish butcher, who had been sentenced to death for killing his wife, and using her body as extra stuffing in his…
"Baby's First Guide to Keter-Class Anomalies" and Other Questionable Documents Recovered from the Hard Drive of Dr. ████ ███████ Cyantreuse (author) 2015-12-25
The following images were found saved on a portable hard drive belonging to Dr. ████ ███████, a level 3 humanoid containment specialist transferred from Site 11 to Site 19 on 08/08/██ and currently…
Walk in the Park MrAnakinSpecter (author) 2015-12-26
And the Phantoms are no-shows, again? You know they can only play home games, sir. Well have somebody conduct a séance or something, Johnson! We go live in fifteen! Yes, sir. What about…
The Clock Shall Strike Again SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-29
The clock struck twelve as the guard stood at the great gate of the Court. It was a night of revelry as lords and ministers entered the grand building, their faces covered by masks of masquerade. The…
Escape Abettik (author) 2015-12-30
We're patient. FROM: 211.22.66.65|4412_3s#211.22.66.65|4412_3s TO: 001.56.64.17|4609_2a#001.56.64.17|4609_2a, 001.56.64.17|8943199_1a#001.56.64.17|8943199_1a SUBJECT: Proceed Gentlemen, Orders are…
Beasts of the Old Letters OZ Ouroboros (author)
DreamwalkerFae (author)
2015-12-31
You hold in your hands the paper keys, the keys that can unlock Fantasy. When I first discovered this wondrous land, I could scarcely believe everything before me. The spiraling and floating mountains…

January 2016


Title Author Created
Your Last First Day qntm (author) 2016-01-01
Previously Marion Wheeler is curled in the corner of Site 41's main freight elevator, descending, clutching a shiny red ray gun almost as long as she is tall. The gun has a two-tined prong instead…
SCP-REDD TwistedGears (author) 2016-01-04
In a dark room a bank of monitor screens illuminated a pale face. The rusted brown glow of the video feeds gave Roger Little more color than the sun had cared to give him in the past few months. Half…
Casefile for Simferopol Technician Downs (author) 2016-01-07
HMO-1200 DOC HMO-1241 DOC HMO-1242 DOC HMO-1243 THIS DOCUMENT IS CLASSIFIED RESTRICTED MERCURY FILE CONTROL NO.: CDR-4396 #7 HANDLING OFFICE: DIRECTORATE OF TASK FORCES WARNING This document is…
And Again Kalinin (author) 2016-01-09
The little boy hid behind a tall sycamore tree, the wind sending a steady rain of orange and red leaves over the field behind the school. The boy adjusted his satchel again, deciding that he would…
The Corpse, The Twister, And The Veteran Randomini (author) 2016-01-17
There was a boat on a lake in the dead of night. The moon was out, a whole shining circle. There were three people on there. The boat, I mean, not the moon. One of them was a tall male behind the…
Nonpareil A Random Day (author) 2016-01-22
Her metamorphosis took place at the dinner table. She abruptly crumpled up, compressing herself into a fat, rounded form before a light red layer of veins covered her, themselves being covered by a…
Too Insane To Fail TobiasTheTapir (author) 2016-01-23
The members of the Black Rabbit Company were spending their well-earned rest time in a temporary hideout deep in the mountains. They were sorting the bounty they got from raiding a nearby crime…
Letters from Benares psul (author) 2016-01-24
The following letters were recovered from a private collection and filed as part of the additional materials relating to SCP-2833. Benares, 12 May 1909 Dear Cousin Emily, Greetings from the British…
The Iron Wolf SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-01-28
The Iron Wolf lurks in the dark, Its teeth pale and sharp. To the Flock of Flesh it watches, Catching Lambs of Meat by its claws. Flesh and blood it swallows, Bones and organs it rips out. Down the…
Welcome to This Fabulous Magical Locked Door Bryx (author) 2016-01-31
Well, class, I hope you're enjoying our little field trip. Sorry about the tight squeeze. At least the place is abandoned. If you all behave, maybe we can stop at Dunkin Donuts on the way back to…
For Old Time's Sake Bennings (author) 2016-01-31
“Bloody hell, did Bennett have to pick such a cold place?” Abby said, rubbing her hands together for warmth. Larry placed a large crate in the snow in front of them. “It’s Finland, what’d you expect?…

February 2016


Title Author Created
Colors Cyantreuse (author) 2016-02-01
This world is composed of color and light, and I have seen every hue. Only a small fraction of the electromagnetic spectrum is visible, but that does not mean that the rest of it is nonexistent. It…
On The Efficiency Of Various Postal Services Eta Carinae (author) 2016-02-01
Letter I (addressed via UK Post Office to the original recipient of SCP-2699-A, retrieved from Norfolk police station during a routine check, about two weeks after initial containment of SCP-2699 by…
Remembrance Of Walking Drewbear (author) 2016-02-02
He no longer remembered when he had not been walking. He remembered that there were other colors once, but all he knew now was the gray-white of the bleached wood he trod, the gray-green-blue of the…
On Seabirds And Sleep Randomini (author) 2016-02-03
We keep the exhibition space open for anyone who wants to use it. We never take anything down: the only person allowed to remove a piece is the one who put it there. Many pieces stay up forever….
Hello World LurkD (author) 2016-02-10
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV T imes Square, New York. 22 people were pronounced dead during the midday rush while shopping at various electronic stores. The cause of death is still…
Narcissus Oboebandgeek99 (author) 2016-02-11
An Echo haunted flower grows more curious by the hour.                                                                                                                             Twice as lucky Five…
Hello World (Part II) LurkD (author) 2016-02-12
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV A trip through a fiber optic line is near instantaneous. Before one would even be aware of what happened, they would be sucked up, scrambled, and…
Avatara A Random Day (author) 2016-02-15
The best way to conquer one's enemies is to befriend them. We sent twelve operatives into that farmhouse and never heard from them again. The robots we sent in shut down before getting through the…
A Convincing Lyre psul (author) 2016-02-16
« Bigger Than Jesus | Hub | An Impenitent Thief » The concert hall was silent, expectant. Emma looked out, dazzled by the stage lights. If there was an audience out there, it was shrouded in the…
Date Night Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-02-19
Alvarez knocked on the open door and stepped into the office. “You asked for me, sir?” Dr. Gears looked up from the files on his desk, fixing his gaze on the young security guard. “Yes, I’ve been…
Wayfarers Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-02-22
T-0 Hours Within the interior of SCP-2344 was a section unlike any other. Rather than a pitch black tunnel of packed dirt, the Gate Passage was fully lit by an unseen source. Thick ivy covered every…
An Impenitent Thief psul (author) 2016-02-22
« A Convincing Lyre | Hub | Our Mutual Guide » Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee Lousy… ‎ I hate that song so fuckin' much I could almost die. In fact, I just almost did.‎ I freeze, one foot in the air,…
Hello World (Part III) LurkD (author) 2016-02-23
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV Two pairs of pitch black hands feverishly scrolled from screen to screen. In the soft blue light of the Grand I/O Temple, a row of yellow eyes twitched…
What Is Love? TheDuckman (author) 2016-02-24
“EVELYN!” Her head jerked up, the tentacle in her hands twitched of its own accord, and an inky substance squirted across the nearby wall, where it immediately burned a hole in the wood paneling….
M13 Personnel Memorabilia Log Zyn (author) 2016-02-24
Accessing Personal Personnel Miscellaneous Memorabilia and Records Log Compiled by Manu Thirteen (Artificial Intelligence System, MTF Rho-19) Loading database entries Compilation Sweep 3 (Mission…
Come Back Kid Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2016-02-25
Loading grape_space.x3d ::RENDERING:: What are you doing here? I'm here to talk. You came all the way over to lord your superiority over me? No. I came because…
The Lost Treasure of the Stranglefruits daveyoufool (author) 2016-02-26
Much to his chagrin, Dr. Spanko hadn't been given a single gummy worm since the Ganymede Protocol was enacted. There had been a great deal of screaming among the humans. He had overheard the Lesser…
Some Rational Inheritance Randomini (author) 2016-02-27
The A-78xD United Eidolonic Collective were a reasonable lot. Or one. They/it/we didn't really understand human languages. Always hung up on nouns and adjectives and tenses and whatnot. A-78xD…
Planetfall Kalinin (author) 2016-02-28
Excerpt, Memoirs of K. Yildirim, Mission Commander, Expedition of the First Thousand I think back to what happened, how it changed the way in which we view the ultimate result of the expedition. I…
Endless Hunt Part One: All the World Will be Your Enemy... rumetzen (author) 2016-02-28
The sign above her door said “3521”. In conversation they called her The Witness. But she only thought of herself as Amy. She didn’t know how they had taken her. It had been as she was walking home…
Your First Support Assignment AJMansfield (author) 2016-02-29
From: Frank pcs.9ohr|knarf#pcs.9ohr|knarf To: Kendal Shipley pcs.9ohr|yelpihsk#pcs.9ohr|yelpihsk Subject: technical support assignment Message: Its time you actually do some work around here. We…

March 2016


Title Author Created
Warm Milk and Ramen Moohab (author) 2016-03-01
Ring, ring There sat a man in a dark room, illuminated only by the dim light of his computer screen. He shifted in his chair, ripping the blanket from his body as pillows fell from where his head lay….
Hello World (Part IV) LurkD (author) 2016-03-01
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV Hatbot clenched his fists in frustration as he turned towards Grape. Each eye was struggling to focus correctly on his head. where is the fuckface? …
Black Lotus Faminepulse (author)
Crayne (author)
SoullessSingularity (author)
2016-03-02
Millions of humans exist only in their dreams. They are known as the Oneiroi, and live in the subconscious of other waking individuals. They float freely from person to person, forming sprawling…
Oneirocritic Faminepulse (author) 2016-03-02
The exhibit was located in a small town in west Texas. On display there was a man, who supposedly had been asleep for his entire life. His name was Jeremy, and he was inside a lot of people. “This is…
Oneirophrenia Faminepulse (author) 2016-03-04
“We. Us, the rest of us. We stepped outside, into the night dream. Probably a bad idea in retrospect, but you understand. We didn’t understand, but you said it was like the moon landing, and we did…
Oneirochemy Faminepulse (author) 2016-03-04
“Misses Shao, There’s a fate better than death.” The man adjusted his thick, rimless bifocals. His toothy grin seemed to put her at ease, despite the bizarre circumstance of their meeting. “This…
We Boldly Went Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-03-05
Standing in the heart of an evergreen forest were two men, each wearing the tattered remains of an MTF uniform. Faded and spattered with dirt and grime, the Eta-13 emblem was still visible on their…
Samsara A Random Day (author)
TyGently (author)
2016-03-06
Endless Hunt Part Two: Rites of Passage rumetzen (author) 2016-03-07
Note: This is part two in a multi-part story. It is highly recommended that you read the first entry here. For the first time in five years, Amy slept peacefully. No nightmares. No panic attacks in…
Broker-Bailer-Grifter-THIEF DrStranger (author) 2016-03-07
Broker, Bailer, Grifter, Dealer. Soldier, Holder, Carrier, THIEF. FoldUnfold Table of Contents Broker Bailer Grifter Soldier Holder Thief Broker The Agent sipped her coffee as the Subject…
MTF Sigma-66 Post-Mission Psychological Evaluation Silberescher (author) 2016-03-07
Via Davis (Current Foundation Personnel) Davis: I can't believe you're making me sit in for one of these. Dr. Arthur Howell: The supervisor is still a member of the team, Ms. Davis. Davis: Missus….
Site 11, Conference Room K, 8:58 AM, July 12, 1982 Gaffney (author) 2016-03-07
Alright, everyone let's - everyone? Alright, let's sit down. Today, I want to welcome you all to the first meeting of Mobile Task Force Sigma-3. Well, the new Sigma-3. We don't have a nickname yet,…
Lessons Learned Dexanote (author) 2016-03-07
On a day a few decades ago, a group of mundane mortals mistakenly thought that they could categorize the concept of knowledge. That they could contain the nexus of worlds, that the Foundation could…
Cover Letter for After-Action Report: Operation Free Market Boogey_Man23 (author) 2016-03-07
To: The Office of The Foundation's Director of Mobile Task Forces From: Major Roger Dunn MTFC, Mu-3 Subject: Re: Operation Free Market Likely you have already heard some of the immediate…
Application to Form MTF Mu-3 Boogey_Man23 (author) 2016-03-07
Dunn shuffled his papers while rushing to Conference room C. The trembling in his hands was easy to stifle; it was his stutter he needed to worry about. Never did shake that from that time in France……
A Dysfunctional Heist Vincent_Redgrave (author) 2016-03-07
I SEE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO TRANSFER FILES. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP WITH THAT? [Y] [N] Isaac grunted in frustration as he analyzed the computer, hoping that the current owners were dumb enough to…
Making a Scene TwistedGears (author) 2016-03-07
+ Open for other entries from this team - Close Team Name: We Deny The Existence of Other Games In Town (Sigma-3, Bibliographers ) Team Members: Gaffney (Captain), thedeadlymoose, TwistedGears,…
Nothing Says "Promotion" Like a Bag Over Your Head TwistedGears (author) 2016-03-07
+ Open for other entries from this team - Close Team Name: We Deny The Existence of Other Games In Town (Sigma-3, Bibliographers ) Team Members: Gaffney (Captain), thedeadlymoose, TwistedGears,…
A Breath Of Relief No Different From Drowning SoullessSingularity (author) 2016-03-07
Sci-Fi Apple Pie waited in the crowded mass between dreams like a busy street corner of a too-large city, playing with her holographic hair. Buildings of non-euclidean design towered above, each…
Stick the Landing EldritchCyanide (author) 2016-03-07
In the main briefing room of Sigma-66- also the recreation room, kitchen, and gymnasium- there were two couches taken, one chair, and one footstool. Another chair, covered in bloodstains, was…
Enjoy the Silence CumaeanSibyl (author) 2016-03-07
I like it here. I always liked the little pockets of forest left over between cities, the places where it wasn't worth anyone's time to level the ground or log the trees. It's not exactly the…
Broken Faith ChaoSera (author) 2016-03-07
Today's the day. I will be drinking the blood of god and the Modifiers will bring me closer to MEKHANE. I don't know what will happen, but I'll make sure to tell you. After all, you know everything…
Operation Hippodrome Lex1nat0r (author) 2016-03-07
Report on Operation Hippodrome Stigma-9 Preamble: Given SCP-████'s combination of both religious and technological iconography, and given GOI-004's ( The Church of the Broken God ) status as an…
Recording Hippodrome-045 Lex1nat0r (author) 2016-03-07
Uh, hi. If you're watching this, then I guess you, or maybe that should be 'we', survived. And yes, I really am you. Look, this is my your our face. No makeup or anything, this isn't a mask. Uh, if…
Blue Team AJMansfield (author) 2016-03-07
Received: 2016-01-06T20:49 To: Frank pcs.9ohr|knarf#pcs.9ohr|knarf From: Micheal M. Carter pcs.9ohr|retracm#pcs.9ohr|retracm Subject: re: Abnormal Inbound Traffic I took a look at the traffic…
Labyrinth's End Kalinin (author) 2016-03-07
He disengages his straps and punches in a sequence into the armside interface tablet. He sees his hands bathed in red, flashing light as several alarm systems trigger, warning him of his imminent…
The Musical Suspects psul (author) 2016-03-07
« Pattern Breaker | Hub | to be continued » Mobile Task Force Eta-11 Savage Beasts Operation Impromptu - Background briefing Operation Impromptu was one of a series of Foundation…
Magic Orientation thedeadlymoose (author) 2016-03-07
Introduction Sigma-3 The Community The Library Magic Q Hello. Thank you all for coming. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Dr. Tilda David Moose. I am the director of Site-19. I'm here to…
2525 North Waterworks St. Zmax15 (author) 2016-03-07
Task Force Designation: MTF Lambda-5 (Λ-5) Type: Combat/Containment Distribution: Specialized Response Moniker: White Rabbits Specialization: Operation in and containment of unstable, surreal, and…
The Lives of Charles Hull EmberTech (author) 2016-03-07
My father was a simple man and a damned fool. When you’re confronted with a tidal wave, do you charge towards it, hoping that you can drive it back? No, of course you don’t. You run. A tidal wave is a…
Basic Observations SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-03-13
A consciousness considered itself. It considered its existence, and felt the electronic signals, data, and information rushing through its existence. Looking down, a network of minds, active and…
Endless Hunt Part Three: Riddles From the Dark rumetzen (author) 2016-03-14
Note: This is part three in a multi-part story. It is highly recommended that you read the previous entry here, or start from the beginning here. “Man, if I’d known you were so useful for petty…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 10: Envelope Logistics® Faminepulse (author) 2016-03-16
The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Envelope Logistics®, Gersha, Oneiroi Space The Oneiroi fought hard to survive, like many did in the Age of Rot. The Oneiroi were still very much human, even if they…
...Keter: Cleanup Duty Jekeled (author) 2016-03-21
So what happened next? I ask, suppressing a yawn by bending over my notebook and doodling an Eye-Pod. The young Junior Researcher I'm interviewing doesn't notice, bless his heart; he just keeps…
Endless Hunt Part Four: Living Through Shattered Glass rumetzen (author) 2016-03-22
Note: This is part four in a multi-part story. It is highly recommended that you read the previous entry here, or start from the beginning here. “So, everything you told me was bullshit.” Rupinder…
A Photocopier in Reverse—Chapter 1 Jekeled (author) 2016-03-24
Just another day at the office the click-clack of the world's loudest mechanical keyboards, the bustle of the IT department's procrastination, and, of course, in the background, the omnipresent whir…
At the Library Wils (author) 2016-03-25
Note: This is part one in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982 Harold Maine sat at the desk and leafed through the medical dictionary. Did you even…
May 13th Ian is Me (author) 2016-03-25
Personal audio log for Agent Jason Finch, May 13th. It is… 13:02 where I am right now. Currently on route to a reported anomalous incident in the town of Pete’s Point, Washington. I have gone over the…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 2 Jekeled (author) 2016-03-26
Chapter 1 | Hub | Chapter 3 The morgue is a magical place. I was in there when it first opened up—the new one, at least. Slabs as far as the eye could see, each with its own water basin, lights,…
Razumite Games Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-03-28
A xenobiologist and a botanist sat beneath the shade of a tree in the forest outside Site-93. The latter rested her head on the former’s shoulder and softly hummed. After several moments, she brushed…
Endless Hunt Part Five: The Prisoner rumetzen (author) 2016-03-29
Note: This is part five in a multi-part story. It is highly recommended that you read the previous entry here, or start from the beginning here. Borrowed books covered the floor of the room. They…
My Beloved Gecko Decibelles (author) 2016-03-31
☦Dr. Gears takes his gecko out for a walk. Written for the Crackfiction contest.☦ &#3…

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The Minions© day at the scp Randomini (author) 2016-04-01
Not Just A Cat In A Labcoat MonkeyClone (author) 2016-04-01
Gears Is Totally Not A Robot Guys Dr Solo (author) 2016-04-01
The following is an O5's (adult?) tale “No I’m telling you, there’s no fuckin’ way we’d have a goddamn robot in upper management.” “But a fucking dog is perfectly acceptable to you?” “That’s…
Lust in the Time of Anomalous Cholera WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-04-01
Hello? Little weak people, what's wrong? Oh, all doubled over in agony from a little something? Unable to guard the containment chambers while your bowels empty? Hahaha! Oh, I will get my revenge on…
Love and Relative Dimensions in Fate: Dr. Clef/Doctor Who Cyantreuse (author) 2016-04-01
“Alto Clef, there’s something you’d better understand about me ‘cause it’s important, and one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a mad man with a box!” ~The Doctor, some irrelevant year …
Pretty Magic Gaiden Mecha Tokyo-Mon Demon Ninja Sailor Clef rumetzen (author) 2016-04-01
EXT. PUFFER KITTENS GENTLEMEN’S CLUB - DAY The exterior of the building EXPLODES as CLEF-SAN is tossed through the window like a weekly shonen jump tossed through a shoji. He hits the ground bounces…
Dr. Bridge Over Troubled Water Kestin (author) 2016-04-01
Dr. Bridge was board at his desk. He was known all over the Fondation for his epic feet with the Pokemon, but after that, reality felt so boring. So he desided to get 826 again and do sumthing cool…
My Loever, the Dog: The Incredibly True Story of Kain Pathos Crow Zmax15 (author) 2016-04-01
My Lover, the Dog - Part one I’d always heard about Kain Pathos Crow, but I’d neve understood what he really was. He was a dog, but like that, so much a man. We were alone, I his new lab asisstant,…
Sophia Light At The End Of The Tunnel Steeltitan (author) 2016-04-01
Senior researcher Mars sucked in one last desperate, gasping death as she began to die. The hole in her chested burned. She could feel herself, floating upwards, lighter and lighter, as though she was…
Not a contest entry, but a crackfic about gods anyways SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-01
The gods gathered at the Great Abyss like flies attracted to rotten meat, hunting each other down and licking the wounds of the universe. They were also throwing a party. I just don't get it! …
The Flesh That Mates DrClef (author) 2016-04-01
Hey, guys, just so you know, this fic is, like, totally not safe for work and probably not safe for life either, so you probably shouldn't read it. Thanks. + show block – hide block My love has the…
Alto Clef Jr.: Fins of the Father DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2016-04-01
Death, some say, is an inevitability. The entire cosmos attempts to kill us; Meteors endeavor to crash into us, anomalies vie to redact us, the sun sends solar waves towards our humble planet,…
Teh Fantem of teh opura Cyantreuse (author) 2016-04-01
What? -Dr. John Blanchard, current ass director of information security Recovered from teh-fantem-of-teh-opura.tumblr.com: I can't wait for the opura preformance at the natl Eldritch Abdomination…
The Spider and the Flower: Natasha Romanoff/Pepper Potts/SCP-105/Andrea S. Adams Dewman (author) 2016-04-01
CONTENT WARNING: This story contains explicit descriptions of inexplicable nudity, improbable bodily-proportions, and sex-acts that will make you wonder if the author even knows how sex works. If…
Scruff, Claws, Paws Perelka_L (author) 2016-04-01
Where seconds ago was a stern and tall and generally rather intimidating Doctor Gears was now a tiny, fluffy kitten. Well. A cat. A very old and thin cat. The tape that Gears was passing to you fell…
Fried Chicken & Lime Jello, the Dr. Bjornsen story Dmatix (author) 2016-04-01
Listen. First thing first, I have absolutely no idea who Dr. Bjornsen is. I might, it is possible he's the guy I just clocked in the face with a sock with a brick innit, but evidence regarding this…
Virgil the Goldfish's Big Day Out Davsto (author) 2016-04-01
(a/n - this fanfic is set in a parallel universe where everyone in the devil may cry universe is a different type of fish! i like fishies, so it's just what i'd like! virgil is a really really hot…
Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario TyGently (author) 2016-04-01
Tymantha Gones. Tymantha Gones sat in a flimsy plastic chair. She was surrounded by eleven people sitting by ornate podiums, surrounding her in a semicircle, and looking down at her with cruel…
If It Looks Like a Duck, Swims Like a Duck, and Quacks Like a Duck, It's Probably a Shapeshifting Living Nightmare Eta Carinae (author) 2016-04-01
Once upon a time there was a Duckman Drakeman, who was legally but not religiously (very, very few members of the waterfowl family Anatidae are actually religiously inclined. Many of them eat fish,…
It's Not Pronounced Like the Thesaurus, Dammit! Kestin (author) 2016-04-01
Dr. Roget was angry. He was furious. One might say he was enraged, or even wrathful. Why? Because the world was a terrible place, full of war, poverty, bigotry, abuse, greed, selfishness, people who…
Silber Strikes Back! (OC DO NOT STEAL!!!!!) ahbonjour (author) 2016-04-01
Disclaimer: these characters aren’t mine! This is a total work of fiction! I promise, I didn’t secretly sneak into the SCP world and record what they were doing…rofl!!! Gears: Yes you did! A/n: Who…
Agent Imants Plumbing Pool Repair And Pizza Delivery Service Eekium (author) 2016-04-01
Zyn: kaiju butterfly ninja master Aiden Eldritch (author) 2016-04-01
SCP-682 barreled down the hallway, its tail swinging to and fro like a Newton's cradle of thunderous destruction. Its roar turned the hallways into tremulous noise-affected goop as the staff of Kiryu…
Legally a Falcon (For Tax Purposes) Waterfire (author) 2016-04-01
Leah Mauldin stood in front of the door, butterflies in her stomach. In her 9 years as Chief Financial Officer of Site-101, she had experienced many a challenge. Everything from a cat-turtle that ate…
SCP the Anime, part 4 (Gears/Iceberg, Clef/Kondraki, Rights/Light, Kain, monkey!Bright) MrWrong (author) 2016-04-02
THE FOLLOWING PROGRAMME HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR APPROPRIATE AUDIENCES BY THE DAI AKIHABARA TEREBI ANIME RINRI KANRI IINKAI. THE ANIME HAS BEEN RATED R+15. NO ONE UNDER 15 ADMITTED. SOME MATERIAL…
Carlysle Aktus is a prickly bastard (AN: high school AU) Bouncl (author) 2016-04-02
AN: im writing this becaus i dont like how carlisles route is handled in the gamme. u basically only get 2 be friends with him and i think es really awsome so im writing this story to show how it…
Constipation So Bad, You'll Need a Shot of Pitocin CumaeanSibyl (author) 2016-04-02
Okay, am I seeing things or is it getting bigger? You're seeing things. It never changes size. Are you sure, because Yes. It never changes. I took this assignment specifically because it…
Troy Lament and the Terror Ferrets of Darkling Lane Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-04-02
I wrote this for the 2016 Crack Fiction Contest. The title I chose was by thedeadlymoose, and came with the requirement that I include my own, original character in the tale. Bonus points would be…
Glass x Diogenes 4 Life! <3 Silberescher (author) 2016-04-02
Disclaimer: This tale uses the word fuck , and not as a curse word, as meaning what it means in the dictionary. The doctor gazed into the looking glass. In the looking glass was the looking Glass,…
Ruiz Sobers Up Leviathan34 (author) 2016-04-02
Once upon a time, in the mysterious land of Brooklyn, New York, Ruiz Duchamp was getting fucked up in Joey’s house. twinkly wind chime sound effects “Ruiz. Your art. I’m telling you, it’s not good.”…
SyFy Channel Presents: BEARMAGGEDON!!! kol aumer (author) 2016-04-02
Extranormal Event #: 2016-045 Date of Occurrence: 01/1/2016 Event Description: From approximately 6:00 pm to 11:00pm a broadcast overwrote the regularly scheduled programming for a number of…
It's All True thedeadlymoose (author) 2016-04-02
The Factually Correct and Profoundly Engrossing Story of Rose Labelle, Savior of Site 19, Bane of the Anomalous, and Emissary of the Library, in which She Ventures into Lands Unknown to Search for the…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 3 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-02
Chapter 2 | Hub | Chapter 4 There's got to be a twin, Caldmann says as he paces the length of the room. Over and over. Squarumscribing it with his feet. There's no way, I say, still sitting…
Home is A Place with Mushrooms Agent MacLeod (author) 2016-04-03
Also, for some reason, a ton of those mushrooms can talk….
The Maker and the Beast SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-04
It was a horrid place, where no laws stood and gods gathered like insects attracted to a great fire. The Great Abyss, it was called: a crack in reality beyond the eyes of mortals. Great beasts were…
A World Unsaved Blackbird5154 (author) 2016-04-06
Dear ████, Have you ever been out camping? As a child, while spending a night with other boy scouts at a camping site, I’d already started to realise what place we, the humans, reserved in this world….
The Harold Maine Fan Club Wils (author) 2016-04-10
This is part two in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry At the Library first. “Hey! Hey wait!” Aidan Brown, half-human, half-lobster, continued walking - or…
Autocorrect Wils (author) 2016-04-13