The File of an Acid-Junkie College-Flunky Dirty-Puppy Daddy-Bastard
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If you like my work - if it made you chuckle, made you think, made you sad, made you happy, consider being a Pateron.

My work will never be behind a paywall, and will only be enhanced by any Paterons who care to support my efforts here, based on tier rewards from a very reasonable price. It is much appreciated if you even read my work, let alone want to support a (sometimes literally) starving artist. This is not a requirement, and becoming a Pateron is not guaranteed to speed up my work, which I would never promise anyway. I will always write for the fun of it first, but any help you can offer if my Tales have entertained you is much appreciated.

"Our existence deforms the universe. THAT'S responsibility.” - Delirium, The Sandman, in 'The Kindly Ones'.


Subject has been spotted in the twinned woods of It Might Have Been and Wishful Thinking.

Zachary (Maxwell to his friends) does a whole lot of nothing around here. However, he is a prize-winning writer and photographer who is happy to devote as much time as he can helping people with their drafts. At the time of writing, don't expect the most prompt of responses.

When not critiquing or generally being awesome, he writes. Here are some things he wrote.

The Kit Series

The Kit series is well over 10 Tales long at the time of writing. Rather than listing them all here, I advise you click the above link to go to Kit's Hub.

Maxwell's Creepypasta One-Shots

It Might Have Been.

'Linked hand in hand, mother and child both knew as soon as they hit the threshold, Katie would disappear.'

You Never Visit Me Anymore.

'Her grave was simple. “Memento Mori”, it said, because that’s all that could be read clearly on her arm in red Sharpie at the beauty spot.'

Two Ships, Passing in the Night.

'It was as if all the painful and joyous events had never happened. And no one needed the corpses of empty houses to remind them, so something bigger than nature dismissed the buildings as useless.'

The Price of Beauty.

'You can get everything rebuilt these days. Your tits, your arse, your face…'

Here Lies Art (and Photography) Maxwell Has Done

Other Things Maxwell Has Given Minimal Input To_

Zachary has only been helpful to the site once when he kinda sorta helped with a crosslink guide.

What'cha Up To, Maxwell?

Always working on new content at the moment. However, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

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