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Name: Unknown, alias “Steven Scorsese” and “Mr. Get Anything For Free In Any Shop"
Irregularity Cross-reference: American, Biology, Human, Investigated, VisualPhysical Description:
|Male||62 in||151 lbs, medium||American Indian||Black||Blue||Tattoo across back of suspect's neck reading ‘Mr. Get Anything For Free In Any Shop, by Gamers Against Weed’.|
Capabilities: Suspect is an American Indian male in his mid-twenties, capable of making others experience visual hallucinations in the form of various types of pop-up ads. These hallucinations appear when reading any digital, handwritten, or other type of text the suspect has previously interacted with. Suspect 'plants' hallucinogenic properties into text by first reading the information, and then pointing at whichever section it wishes to make into a 'trigger' for one or multiple hallucinations. Those affected are able to interact with hallucinations as normal. Hallucinations appearing on documents may be dismissed by touching the close button and those in a digital format may be closed using expected means such as a mouse cursor. Clicking on digital formatted pop-ups will predominantly link the user to an empty webpage; however, Scorsese has proven himself able to create pop-ups which directly link to websites of his choosing.
Purpose/Motive: Suspect utilizes his anomalous abilities to create ads for various 'fake products' to advertise for a satirical online retailer site. Websites design and format are heavily influenced by sites such as 'Amazon' and 'eBay' but does not actually sell any of the products advertised. Site is entirely for entertainment purposes and contains various fake products it claims to sell of a satirical and humorous nature. The site has gained a significant increase in views and income since the implementation of Scorsese's anomalous capabilities.
Modus Operandi: Suspect resides in a two-story house with several other males, all roughly within the same age category of himself. Residents are believed to be the website's original creators.
Scorsese is often seen with residents during social outings. Suspect accesses websites it chooses to affect using a standard laptop.
Behavior: Suspect has applicable knowledge regarding the workings of retail sites. Scorsese is erudite in the use and application of his abilities. Actively enjoys and is efficient at his work, usually spending multiple hours a day using his abilities to affect numerous websites. Suspect occasionally targets websites containing flagrant and heinous content discussing similar topics in a sincere manner, creating a multitude of pop up ads. Whether this is for personal gain or his own amusement is of yet unknown.
Suspect is quite meek and shrewd, showing signs of social awkwardness when interacting with strangers and appears outright withdrawn, never actively leaving his base of operations unless with someone else. On close terms with his house occupants, all of which claim to consider him a friend and is much happier and self confident around them, adopting a somewhat 'snarky' attitude and usually interacts with others if asked to by them.
A: Medion Akoya laptop: Computer used by Scorsese to access internet sites. History of sites accessed appear to have been deleted before taken into custody.B: Anomalous Objects: A number of household items affected by Scorsese's anomalous abilities. Items include several empty soft drink bottles which display pop-ups apparently rating Scorsese's personal rating for the drink, several books, all of which display pop-up ads when read, containing information spoiling major plot points within the books,
C: Photo of Scorsese and several friends (including roommates):
Current Status: At large. Failed attempted Capture by agents. Current whereabouts unknown. Last sighted in Illinois on 09/05/16.
Sentencing: Indefinite Detention.
History of UIU Action:
27/04/2016: During a routine web search for any possible information of irregularities or anomalous lies, UIU web crawlers located a web ad containing the phrase ‘Dr. Wondertainment’, an organisation suspected by the UIU for the creation and distribution of anomalous items, children's toys and anomalous humans known as ‘Little Misters’. UIU agent were able to track the location of the computer used to access the ad.
09/05/2016: Capture attempt of suspect was initiated. UIU agents were sent to the suspects location and attempted to apprehend them in a nonlethal manner. Suspect was able to evade capture using several hallucinations planted within various documents to confuse and distract agents. Hallucinations appeared as spasmodic imagery containing various colors and patterns, causing additional hallucinations and disturbance to agents visual stimuli. Houses tenants were brought in for enquiry, but refused to answer any questions posed, repeatedly claiming to have no knowledge of the Scorsese's abilities. Investigations failed to gather any evidence disproving the tenants claims. Further investigation into the organisation ‘Dr. Wondertainment’ is to be conducted.11/07/2016: Appearances of pop-up ads similar to that ofbeen spottedfiles. It is believed that Scorsese is responsible gained access to a limited number of files throughbases. These hallucinations appear to minor in
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