HOOVER: Well, we're not like MacArthur. I'm really not some hard-headed fool who's going to take the Joint Chiefs hostage for my own personal vendetta. I'm here to figure out who the bad guys are, that's it.
HOOVER: Ah, see, now that's what I like about you. You're going right to the point. Well, you've got all your boys down there for the reconstruction, and I know you've been finding some interesting cans. I think we're best suited to use them.
HOOVER: Because we're all American. None of us are some little hooligan you had to recruit because they were in the right place at the right time. We've got pure Americanism, through and through. I'd trust a real American with this sort of thing a lot more than some agency riddled with outside influences.
HOOVER: There's plenty we can use back home in addition to whatever scraps you haven't picked clean by this point. The crux of the matter is we need to do this quickly, before the GRU can get a leg up on it. That's what really matters. If this don't get into American hands, it'll end wrapped around their throats.
[[Tab Initial Report]]
= //Electronic copy below as per Federal Records Act//
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[[size 120%]] **UIU File [year identified]-[order identified that year]:** Case File Name/Codename[[/size]]
[[tab Suspect Description/Capabilities]]
**Name:** (Name of Suspect)
**Irregularity Cross-reference:** (Tags such as radioactive, species, behavior, etc.)
**Physical Description:** (Self-explanatory. Describe physical appearance details in the table below)
||~ Sex ||~ Height ||~ Weight/Build ||~ Race ||~ Hair ||~ Eyes ||~ Identifying Attributes ||
|| || || || || || || ||
**Capabilities:** (What the irregularity is capable of doing. Its anomalous effect.)
**Purpose/Motive:** (Why is it doing what its doing?)
**Modus Operandi:** (How does it do it?)
**Behavior:** (How does it act while doing it?)
**A: Sample:** Description of evidence
**B: Sample:** Description of evidence
**C: Sample:** Description of evidence
(photographs associated w/ the file go in here, preferably last)
[[tab Bureau Record]]
**Current Status:** How the UIU is currently, or not currently, holding the irregularity
**Crimes:** If applicable, what crimes it committed, that brought it to the attention of the FBI
**Sentencing:** If applicable, what the legal or extra-legal sentencing for the object was. Indefinite detention is always a good go-to.
**History of UIU Action:** A logged history, with dates, of the irregularities interactions with the UIU before, during, and possibly after captivity.