Uraniumempire's Personnel File
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Name: Eleanor U███████ Empira

Occupation: IT Technician

Clearance level: null okay fuck you guys give me my key card already


SCPs


SCP-1285
+59 31
Latest comment: wishun at 05 Apr 2019 20:09
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 08 Feb 2019 21:22

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Info Cut, cut! What are you, amateurs? Check out more of my articles here! SCP-1285 in a temporary containment area. Item #: SCP-1285 Object Class: Safe Special...
tags: hostile humanoid liquid neurological safe scp sculpture self-replicating toxic transfiguration wooden

SCP-2677
+109 30
Latest comment: Travalgar at 19 Feb 2019 04:28
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 19 Mar 2019 00:18

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Info import sciper.2193.*; import sciper.tu2677.*; public class ego Main { Check out more of my articles here! Part of SCP-2677-1. Item #: SCP-2677 Object Class: Keter...
tags: 2000 container electronic foundation-made keter mind-affecting sapient scp sentient

SCP-3428
+16 6
Latest comment: stormbreath at 18 Dec 2018 22:33
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 16 May 2019 01:14


Item #: SCP-3428 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Reports regarding the discovery of SCP-3428 are to be investigated immediately, and the instance is to be secured as soon as...
tags: automaton avian engraved euclid hostile omnivorous scp statue

SCP-952
+107 25
Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 28 Dec 2018 05:45
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 28 Apr 2019 03:40


Info Highway Ash See you soon, mom! Tracklist: Life Imitates the Black Mirror 7:06 Mutual Entombment 4:38 Cross-Contaminated Cat Sausage 2:51 Inscribed on my Blood Vessels 5:05 Bandages Just Give...
tags: auditory cognitohazard intangible keter knowledge memetic mind-affecting musical scp veronica-fitzroy

SCP-3472
+9 4
Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 15 Dec 2018 18:33
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 28 Apr 2019 04:17

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Item #: SCP-3472 Level 2/3472 Object Class: Keter Classified SCP-3472 in its containment area. Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3472-1 has been converted into Containment Area-██....
tags: biohazard building furniture glass indestructible k-class-scenario keter light scp structure

SCP-4747
+61 16
Latest comment: Big Ghost at 21 Dec 2018 07:59
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 08 Feb 2019 21:19


Info Excerpt from '11 Ways to Spruce Up that Marriage' now, of course, you're gonna want to make sure you don't have any children, unless the child is your problem. In that case, it'll clean...
tags: autonomous document euclid extremity hostile mind-affecting organic ritual scp

SCP-4946
+70 26
Latest comment: themingowman at 05 Mar 2019 00:51
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 08 Feb 2019 21:13


Info You're kidding, right? The odd woman sat stoic at her desk. Our statistics are peer reviewed and verified before publication. Now sir, unless you want to continue defending these...
tags: biohazard contagion intangible mathematical probability scp thaumiel

SCP-4947
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Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 31 Mar 2019 17:33
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 02 Apr 2019 03:50

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Info Can you feel it, Yehezkel? Your bones grinding to dust, your mind withering away, your soul trembling in terror? Savor this moment. It means you can feel. Check out more of my articles here!
tags: antimemetic building entropic geological infohazard keter knowledge location maria-jones memory-affecting meta scp subterranean uncontained vermian

SCP-3721
+76 12
Latest comment: MobRules at 18 May 2019 02:45
Last edited: Zyn at 17 May 2019 06:00

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Info There was always a thought, however fleeting, that a single weapon could win the war for the Reich; that our glorious engineers could construct the rough beast that doomed the degenerate...
tags: asci autonomous biological computer electronic historical hostile keter mechanical metallic military obskura predictive reviewers-spotlight sapient satellite scp self-repairing telepathic transmission uncontained weapon

SCP-3472-J
+69 8
Latest comment: Tanzanite423 at 05 May 2019 11:27
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 02 Apr 2019 00:09


2/3472-J LEVEL 2/3472-J CLASSIFIED Item #: SCP-3472-J Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3472-J is to be stored inside a padded locker in the High Value Anomalous Object...
tags: container doctor-cimmerian glass jam-con2019 joke liquid safe scp self-repairing sleep

SCP-4690
+43 18
Latest comment: DalaiLlama at 05 Apr 2019 05:21
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 07 Apr 2019 06:26


Item #: SCP-4690 4/4690 Object Class: Neutralized Classified Special Containment Procedures: Consensus reality regarding the literary work Madame Chrysanthème and its associated adaptations has...
tags: arachnid doctor-cimmerian narrative neutralized scp zyn-kiryu

Tales


D-7294's Declassified D-Class Survival Guide
+59 11
Latest comment: RockTeethMothEyes at 12 May 2019 05:58
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Apr 2019 20:41


Info Desk. Magical, grants wishes? Looks fancy. Roommate, transgender felon, claims a fairy lives inside. Crescent shaped hole? Check out more of my articles here! D-952,...
tags: tale veronica-fitzroy

The Last Things Dr. Darryl Loyd Ever Did, in Chronological Order
+58 11
Latest comment: GnosTechnician at 02 Oct 2018 22:49
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Apr 2019 20:42


Info The Wheel of Life turned, and the bearing fell onto the nearest spoke. Check out more of my articles here! Nominated for Best Overall in the 2018 Foundies. This is a...
tags: tale veronica-fitzroy

Baptism of the Wandering Jew by Johnny the Son
+30 4
Latest comment: LilyTide at 19 Oct 2018 13:21
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 25 Apr 2019 20:40


Info Cousin Johnny gave Veronica a pat on the back, and Veronica froze up. Jay? J kept their head face down on the desk, but they wouldn't cry. They weren't supposed to. Jay. Austin...
tags: tale veronica-fitzroy

Degenerate Art
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Latest comment: Rikjard Regreps at 15 Apr 2019 19:01
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 07 Mar 2019 00:27


This was written for the International Branch's Group of Interest contest, using the Fourth Reich of the German Branch! Votes are counted based on the page's rating on INT, so if you liked the tale,...
tags: are-we-cool-yet goi2019 tale

David Cameron Fucked a Dead Pig
+20 4
Latest comment: Genshed at 26 Apr 2019 00:38
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 27 Apr 2019 01:15


This tale is NSFW. No dead pigs were fucked in the making of this story. Fuzzbutt, the magical cat butt that walked on its own, struggled in Veronica's grasp; this was normal for her, as it was with...
tags: adult tale veronica-fitzroy

Last Minute Resistance
+10 1
Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 20 May 2019 18:47
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 20 May 2019 18:46


This was written for the International Branch's Group of Interest contest, using the Fourth Reich of the German Branch! Votes are counted based on the page's rating on INT, so if you liked the tale,...
tags: are-we-cool-yet goi2019 tale

Others


Uraniumempire's Personnel File
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Latest comment: Uncle Nicolini at 30 Sep 2018 00:29
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 15 Apr 2019 21:48


Personnel File Characters Research Work Content Warnings Author Living Will Advice and Appropriate Music vandalize this tab i guess Name: Eleanor U███████ Empira Occupation: IT Technician Clearance...
tags: author collaboration

When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams - Hub
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Latest comment: Genshed at 26 Apr 2019 00:44
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 08 May 2019 18:36


Trip Through the BackDoor Step On Through BACKDOOR SOHO WEDNESDAY MARCH 18TH, 2020 5¢ - NO REFUNDS HOUSE OF SPADES CO-FOUNDER VERONICA FITZROY DEAD AT 32 ACTIVE RESCUE TURNS VIOLENT By...
tags: backdoor-soho hub veronica-fitzroy

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