Seriously, he is just too damn ugly. -O5 Command.
Name: Wei Zhong
Security Clearance Level -1
History: [DATA EXPUNGIDACTED]
Occupation: Nobody actually knows what Researcher Wei Zhong does around here. Who the fuck is this guy?
Researcher Wei Zhong is an important critical valued highly valued member of the Foundation, with work in containing the following SCP's:
SCP-1842: Dr. Wondertainment's Magical Microwave Set!
SCP-1644: The Obelisk
SCP-2006: Too Spooky
SCP-1758: O Mio Babbino Caro
SCP-2012: Temporal Legion of Ghosts
SCP-2050: Sciurine Crusaders
SCP-2800: Cactusman
SCP-2440: The Sealed King
SCP-2101: The Imperial Army
SCP-2201: Cross-Dimensional Barbershop
SCP-2950: Just a Chair
SCP-2301: Slayer's Song
SCP-2599: Not Good Enough
SCP-2750: Navajo Skinwalkers
SCP-2499: Harmony of the Spheres
SCP-2625: Chipperee Mine
SCP-2775: Bootleg Hoomans
Researcher Wei Zhong has also contributed to writing the following creepy fanfiction reports:
A Broken Tool: A tale about SCP-326
The Meaning of Fear: An alternate take on SCP-2006
Right?: A tale about D-Class personnel.
Leisure Time: A tale about researchers and relaxation.
The Tinkerer: A tale of origins and tinkering.
- Chapter 1: Spirit Dust
- Chapter 2: Of Meetings and Meals
- Chapter 3: Trip Hammer
Eulogies: The hardest part about funerals.
Not even Researcher Wei Zhong knows what these things count as:
Researcher Wei Zhong found the following reports to be utter garbage in need of serious updates to correct outdated material:
SCP-675: Shadows Through the Window
Researcher Wei Zhong allegedly totally absopositively helped review or clean up the following reports.
SCP-754: Illustrated Climbing Vine.
SCP-696: Abyssal Typewriter
Log of Anomalous Items: Log of Anomalous Items
Researcher Wei Zhong should've goddamn written provided the inspiration for the following reports/SCP's:
Names that I have been called in Chat:
"Weizhong" "Weiz" "Wei" "Weezing" "Motherfucker" "Weighing" "whyzhong"
