Seriously, he is just too damn ugly. -O5 Command.
Name: Wei Zhong
Security Clearance Level -1
History: [DATA EXPUNGIDACTED]
Occupation: Nobody actually knows what Researcher Wei Zhong does around here. Who the fuck is this guy?
Researcher Wei Zhong is an important critical valued highly valued member of the Foundation, with work in containing the following SCP's:
SCP-1842: Dr. Wondertainment's Magical Microwave Set!
SCP-1644: The Obelisk
SCP-2006: Too Spooky
SCP-1758: O Mio Babbino Caro
SCP-2012: Perdidit in Tempore
SCP-2050: Sciurine Crusaders
SCP-2800: Cactusman
SCP-2440: The Sealed King
SCP-2101: The Imperial Army
SCP-2201: Cross-Dimensional Barbershop
SCP-2950: Just a Chair
SCP-2301: Slayer's Song
SCP-2599: Not Good Enough
SCP-2750: Navajo Skinwalkers
SCP-2499: Harmony of the Spheres
SCP-2625: Chipperee Mine
SCP-2775: Bootleg Hoomans
SCP-2925: Sphere of Influence
SCP-2588: The Collective Consciousness of Arthur H. Jones
SCP-2896: To Sleep, Perchance to Dream (of Freedom) - History Contest Entry
SCP-3200: Chronos - SCP-3000 Contest Entry
Researcher Wei Zhong has also contributed to writing the following creepy fanfiction reports:
A Broken Tool: A tale about SCP-326
The Meaning of Fear: An alternate take on SCP-2006
Right?: A tale about D-Class personnel.
Leisure Time: A tale about researchers and relaxation.
The Tinkerer: A tale of origins and tinkering.
- Chapter 1: Spirit Dust
- Chapter 2: Of Meetings and Meals
- Chapter 3: Trip Hammer
- Chapter 4: All Work and No Play
Eulogies: The hardest part about funerals.
The Space Soldier: A tale about the universe's finest soldier.
After The End: A tale about what happens when everything goes wrong. - D-Class Contest Entry
Another Day On the Job: A tale about doing what's necessary.
Not even Researcher Wei Zhong knows what these things count as:
Unusual Incidents Unit Hub - GOI Contest Entry
- UIU File 1933-001: Public Enemy No. 1 - GOI Contest Entry
- UIU File 2017-003: Skipper Bait - Doomsday Contest Entry
Researcher Wei Zhong found the following reports to be utter garbage in need of serious updates to correct outdated material:
SCP-675: Shadows Through the Window
Researcher Wei Zhong allegedly totally absopositively helped review or clean up the following reports.
SCP-754: Illustrated Climbing Vine.
SCP-696: Abyssal Typewriter
Log of Anomalous Items: Log of Anomalous Items
SCP-660: The Earthen Womb
SCP-261: Pan-Dimensional Vending
SCP-190: The Toybox
Researcher Wei Zhong should've goddamn written provided the inspiration for the following reports/SCP's:
Names that I have been called in Chat:
"Weizhong" "Weiz" "Wei" "Weezing" "Motherfucker" "Weighing" "whyzhong"
