Your Very Last SCP!
rating: +225+x

hello yes

* Connecting to intscpfn.int (5556)

*** Retrieving host-name…

*** Checking ident…

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MOTD:
┌──────────────────────────────────────┐
Only use capital letters for proper
nouns and at the beginning of every
sentence.
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Providing login credentials...

. . .

Credentials verified. Press any key to proceed.

> any key is broken

Terminal synchronized. Command?

> hello yes

'hello yes' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> i know that

'i know that' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> ok? i also am knowing that. i need some hlep

'ok? i also am knowing that. i need some hlep' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

> help

Initializing help console…

> pardon spelling

'pardon spelling' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

. . .

Help console initialized.

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Hello, chum! ~:o) I'm Skippy, your automated SCP helper! How may I be of assistance?

> yes hello skippy

> i am dado.

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. . .

> i would like to make some scps.

> i have many ideas.

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. . .

> idea number first: statue. concrete. covered in poop.

> normal, yes?

> but actually, no.

> there is a twist!

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How are you doing that?

> doing what?

> u do not like the idea? that's fine. i have others.

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. . .

> idea number second: giant talking lizard.

> also normal, yes?

> but actually, no.

> there is a twist!

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I can see that you're exploiting a backdoor in this server via an ordinary Telnet client, but the raw text is coming through as Comic Sans. How is that even possible?

> oh, yes. is very complex hacking thing.

> doubt u would understand.

> am using "unicode".

> (that is hacking term)

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. . .
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I'm examining your connection right now. Your network card appears to be a mashed potato.

> is hash table

> don't worry is secure

> added salt

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. . .

> enough computer talk. have more ideas!

> idea third: doctor who cures people.

> very normal! nothing strange about that. yes?

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Let me guess: There's a twist.

> no. see? that is the twist.

> that there is no twist!

> very meta.

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. . .

> are u writing these down?

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Oh, yes! I most certainly am, chum. ~:o)

> good. not really into writing. more of an idea person.

> maybe we can b partners?

> i come up with ideas. u write them. is good, yes?

> will even credit u in author post.

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How extremely considerate of you, buddy! ~:o)

> u r very supportive.

> is so rare 2 find supportive ppl these days. every1 is so critical.

> i think u and i will make many good scps together.

> make lots of profits. all the upvotes.

> i have 1 more idea for u. my best 1 yet.

> have been hiding it. worried others may steal.

> but u?

> dado trusts u.

> would u like to hear it, buddy?

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I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO HEAR IT, PAL! ~:o)

> ok.

> idea fourth: there is world-wide conspiracy of scientists that contain and research objects. very spooky.

> perfectly 200% normal. yes? nothing strange. nothing unusual. nothing weird going on.

> but actually? no.

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> there!

> is!

> a!

> twist!

> r u ready for this, partner? here it comes:

> ……none of it is real!

> it is…… just a bunch of horror writers!

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> u r excited about this. dado can tell.

> how long do u think it will take 4 u 2 write?

> maybe an hour?

> .....

> hello?

> ....

> .........

> ..............

> do u smell burning?

FROM: O5-7 <o57@scp.foundation.int>
TO: All Foundation Personnel
SUBJECT: Effective Immediately


All personnel (including D-Class and non-hostile SCPs) are to be discharged. Control over Foundation sites is to be handled via AIAD systems. Any remaining projects, documents, and research initiatives are now terminated. The veil protocol is null and void.

SCP-001 has occurred. To every last one of you, I say this: It has been an honor.

Spend what little time you have left well.


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